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Title: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarBanter on February 24, 2015, 12:15:11 AM
Dang, it's Tuesday again?  In between insults we'll occasionally discuss cigars.  Join in and perhaps learn something along the way.  Be warned, post on this site and you will catch hell from members and trolls alike.  Therefore, don't proceed if you have thin skin.  If you can accept all that, light a cigar, pour a beverage and welcome aboard!

Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 12:17:10 AM
WAKE UP TONY!
Thanks for the wake-up call, Mikey.  Back to bed I go.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: cigarbreath on February 24, 2015, 12:20:41 AM
WAKE UP TONY!
Thanks for the wake-up call, Mikey.  Back to bed I go.
Sleep tight.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Bad Dad on February 24, 2015, 12:24:55 AM
See, I told you guys I would be back later....  Damn it's late, I need to head for bed.  Good night all...!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on February 24, 2015, 02:23:07 AM
Good morning guys.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on February 24, 2015, 02:32:10 AM
The Truth?
-------------------------

After eight days of backpacking with my wife,
we were looking pretty scruffy. One morning
she came to breakfast in a baseball cap, her
shoulder length hair sticking out at odd angles.

"Darling," she said, "does my hair make me
look like a water buffalo?"

I thought for a moment, then said, "If I tell you
the truth, do you promise not to charge?"
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on February 24, 2015, 02:45:14 AM
Time to head to work, enjoy your day guys. 
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: bluecollar on February 24, 2015, 05:07:43 AM
Time to head to work, enjoy your day guys.
How would you like a -4 to wake your ass up?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 05:47:19 AM
Time to head to work, enjoy your day guys.
How would you like a -4 to wake your ass up?
Morning, Rick. -20 wind chill here right now, kids off school for the 4th day in a row. Sheesh!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on February 24, 2015, 05:54:47 AM
Time to head to work, enjoy your day guys.
How would you like a -4 to wake your ass up?
Good morning Rick and Dave.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on February 24, 2015, 05:55:37 AM
Time to head to work, enjoy your day guys.
How would you like a -4 to wake your ass up?
Morning, Rick. -20 wind chill here right now, kids off school for the 4th day in a row. Sheesh!
,That's just to cold for humans. I bet your boss didn't tell the people in your office to take the day off
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 06:00:22 AM
Time to head to work, enjoy your day guys.
How would you like a -4 to wake your ass up?
Morning, Rick. -20 wind chill here right now, kids off school for the 4th day in a row. Sheesh!
,That's just to cold for humans. I bet your boss didn't tell the people in your office to take the day off
Ha!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on February 24, 2015, 06:07:57 AM
Time to head to work, enjoy your day guys.
How would you like a -4 to wake your ass up?
Morning, Rick. -20 wind chill here right now, kids off school for the 4th day in a row. Sheesh!
,That's just to cold for humans. I bet your boss didn't tell the people in your office to take the day off
Ha!
Sounds like this place, they refuse to miss a dollar of sales, I have driven to work many times during a hurricane.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on February 24, 2015, 06:08:21 AM
Time to head to work, enjoy your day guys.
How would you like a -4 to wake your ass up?
Morning, Rick. -20 wind chill here right now, kids off school for the 4th day in a row. Sheesh!
,That's just to cold for humans. I bet your boss didn't tell the people in your office to take the day off
63° and drizzle here!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on February 24, 2015, 06:10:11 AM
good morning Chip, Rick, Dave, Dave, Dave, and Dave.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on February 24, 2015, 06:17:58 AM
good morning Chip, Rick, Dave, Dave, Dave, and Dave.
Good morning Dean. 
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 06:18:49 AM
good morning Chip, Rick, Dave, Dave, Dave, and Dave.
Morning, Dean. How'd the search for a new place go yesterday?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on February 24, 2015, 06:19:19 AM
Time to head to work, enjoy your day guys.
How would you like a -4 to wake your ass up?
Morning, Rick. -20 wind chill here right now, kids off school for the 4th day in a row. Sheesh!
,That's just to cold for humans. I bet your boss didn't tell the people in your office to take the day off
63° and drizzle here!
Rub it in Dean, 30° here and ice for Bean and Native so you win the prize for temperature this morning. 
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on February 24, 2015, 06:31:45 AM
good morning Chip, Rick, Dave, Dave, Dave, and Dave.
Morning, Dean. How'd the search for a new place go yesterday?
applications filled out and deposits made for credit and background checks paid. not really where I want to go, but. checking on two places this afternoon south of here, better locations.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on February 24, 2015, 06:33:48 AM
Time to head to work, enjoy your day guys.
How would you like a -4 to wake your ass up?
Morning, Rick. -20 wind chill here right now, kids off school for the 4th day in a row. Sheesh!
,That's just to cold for humans. I bet your boss didn't tell the people in your office to take the day off
63° and drizzle here!
Rub it in Dean, 30° here and ice for Bean and Native so you win the prize for temperature this morning. 
sorry to hear about the weather woes, I dealt with 62 years of that shit, just wish I had got out sooner.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: sfish on February 24, 2015, 06:37:17 AM
Time to head to work, enjoy your day guys.
How would you like a -4 to wake your ass up?
Morning, Rick. -20 wind chill here right now, kids off school for the 4th day in a row. Sheesh!
,That's just to cold for humans. I bet your boss didn't tell the people in your office to take the day off
63° and drizzle here!
We don't need the stats on you junk...but you should probably get that looked at
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on February 24, 2015, 06:40:13 AM
Time to head to work, enjoy your day guys.
How would you like a -4 to wake your ass up?
Morning, Rick. -20 wind chill here right now, kids off school for the 4th day in a row. Sheesh!
,That's just to cold for humans. I bet your boss didn't tell the people in your office to take the day off
63° and drizzle here!
We don't need the stats on you junk...but you should probably get that looked at
hopefully that will be taken care of later this afternoon.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on February 24, 2015, 06:45:30 AM
Morning all. 
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: sfish on February 24, 2015, 06:46:07 AM
Time to head to work, enjoy your day guys.
How would you like a -4 to wake your ass up?
Morning, Rick. -20 wind chill here right now, kids off school for the 4th day in a row. Sheesh!
,That's just to cold for humans. I bet your boss didn't tell the people in your office to take the day off
63° and drizzle here!
We don't need the stats on you junk...but you should probably get that looked at
hopefully that will be taken care of later this afternoon.
You have a Tee Time?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: sfish on February 24, 2015, 06:47:05 AM
Morning all.
Morning Tex, I'm afraid to ask but how are you feeling this morning? Tuesdayish?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 06:49:51 AM
Morning all.
Morning, Dave.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on February 24, 2015, 06:58:08 AM
Morning all.
Morning Tex, I'm afraid to ask but how are you feeling this morning? Tuesdayish?
Morning Fish glad to report I am much better this morning.  Slept almost 15 straight hours.  Fuk'n hotel fire alarms went off at 11 last night and woke me up had to evacuate for about 30 minutes but I was feeling better then.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on February 24, 2015, 07:01:56 AM
Morning all.
Morning, Dave.
Morning Golf
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: sfish on February 24, 2015, 07:05:57 AM
Morning all.
Morning Tex, I'm afraid to ask but how are you feeling this morning? Tuesdayish?
Morning all, glad to report I am much better this morning.  Slept almost 15 straight hours.  Fuk'n hotel fire alarms went off at 11 last night and woke me up had to evacuate for about 30 minutes but I was feeling better then.
Wise-ass kids pulling fire alarms, sheesh
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on February 24, 2015, 07:07:28 AM
Morning all.
Morning Tex, I'm afraid to ask but how are you feeling this morning? Tuesdayish?
Morning all, glad to report I am much better this morning.  Slept almost 15 straight hours.  Fuk'n hotel fire alarms went off at 11 last night and woke me up had to evacuate for about 30 minutes but I was feeling better then.
Wise-ass kids pulling fire alarms, sheesh
8story hotel and only 1 fire truck came so must be a recurring event. 
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on February 24, 2015, 07:07:39 AM
Time to head to work, enjoy your day guys.
How would you like a -4 to wake your ass up?
Morning, Rick. -20 wind chill here right now, kids off school for the 4th day in a row. Sheesh!
,That's just to cold for humans. I bet your boss didn't tell the people in your office to take the day off
63° and drizzle here!
We don't need the stats on you junk...but you should probably get that looked at
hopefully that will be taken care of later this afternoon.
You have a Tee Time?
cold shower. ha.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: sfish on February 24, 2015, 07:13:20 AM
FdLA Toros mashing 5/24.98, can get (20) for $83 free ship
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on February 24, 2015, 07:20:23 AM
FdLA Toros mashing 5/24.98, can get (20) for $83 free ship
Note that Famous has pulled their deceptive bullshit again on the FdLA's as well as a lot of other mash items today do not include free shipping.   Those slime bag mother fuk'rs, guess I need to go on a rampage again about them doing that.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: sfish on February 24, 2015, 07:24:09 AM
FdLA Toros mashing 5/24.98, can get (20) for $83 free ship
Note that Famous has pulled their deceptive bullshit again on the FdLA's as well as a lot of other mash items today do not include free shipping.   Those slime bag mother fuk'rs, guess I need to go on a rampage again about them doing that.
Is that right? I thought the monster was always free shipping like the jam. They can be slimy for sure
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on February 24, 2015, 07:26:19 AM
FdLA Toros mashing 5/24.98, can get (20) for $83 free ship
Note that Famous has pulled their deceptive bullshit again on the FdLA's as well as a lot of other mash items today do not include free shipping.   Those slime bag mother fuk'rs, guess I need to go on a rampage again about them doing that.
Is that right? I thought the monster was always free shipping like the jam. They can be slimy for sure
Absolutely right and that is what the slimebags want you to believe.  Of it does not have that little bitty tiny UPS logo in the bottom right it does not include free shipping.  Look how many don't have them today.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 07:30:42 AM
FdLA Toros mashing 5/24.98, can get (20) for $83 free ship
Note that Famous has pulled their deceptive bullshit again on the FdLA's as well as a lot of other mash items today do not include free shipping.   Those slime bag mother fuk'rs, guess I need to go on a rampage again about them doing that.
Is that right? I thought the monster was always free shipping like the jam. They can be slimy for sure
They change their prices and terms more than any other site I've seen.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on February 24, 2015, 07:33:17 AM
FdLA Toros mashing 5/24.98, can get (20) for $83 free ship
Note that Famous has pulled their deceptive bullshit again on the FdLA's as well as a lot of other mash items today do not include free shipping.   Those slime bag mother fuk'rs, guess I need to go on a rampage again about them doing that.
Is that right? I thought the monster was always free shipping like the jam. They can be slimy for sure
They change their prices and terms more than any other site I've seen.
They are major slime bags and the owner is a top shelf obnoxious dipshit, and he knows it because I told him.  A few years ago they started trying to pull that shipping deal on the monster and I posted about it on a site he monitors and he was a total ass. Bit on the other side they stopped that practice for a long time but have been back at it for a while now but today is the most of the no shipping offers I have seen since back then.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on February 24, 2015, 07:38:31 AM
Time to get dressed and go to my meeting.  Got to drive all the way across Houston and there is no pleasure in that!  Hope to be headed home by lunch.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 07:42:56 AM
Damn Tuesdays!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on February 24, 2015, 07:48:25 AM
time for me to jump in the shower and get dressed, biker chick coming over to talk soon then I'm taking her to a meeting, then check on tires for her car, then I need to check out 2 rentals.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on February 24, 2015, 07:49:18 AM
Damn Tuesdays!
just another Monday to me.
:)
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 07:51:36 AM
Damn Tuesdays!
Shit! Morning, Shaun.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 07:52:10 AM
Damn Tuesdays!
just another Monday to me.
:)
GFY Dean  :D
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 07:52:40 AM
Damn Tuesdays!
Shit! Morning, Shaun.
Mornin Dave - damn nice out this morning, always weird when the daily high temp is when it's still dark out.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 08:03:21 AM
Damn Tuesdays!
Shit! Morning, Shaun.
Mornin Dave - damn nice out this morning, always weird when the daily high temp is when it's still dark out.
I don't even remember what high temps feel like anymore. Even something in the double digits would probably feel like a heat wave.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 08:05:11 AM
Alphabet deals - blerg.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Threebean on February 24, 2015, 08:08:36 AM
Morning men.  Chilly outside, but at least I'm not having to drive across Houston this morning.  That's a bitch with a capital B. 
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: sfish on February 24, 2015, 08:10:36 AM
FdLA Toros mashing 5/24.98, can get (20) for $83 free ship
Note that Famous has pulled their deceptive bullshit again on the FdLA's as well as a lot of other mash items today do not include free shipping.   Those slime bag mother fuk'rs, guess I need to go on a rampage again about them doing that.
Is that right? I thought the monster was always free shipping like the jam. They can be slimy for sure
They change their prices and terms more than any other site I've seen.
They absolutely do, you have to be a very educated customer there. The problem is that when their deals are good with no catches, they're really good and I love their bid site
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Threebean on February 24, 2015, 08:20:46 AM
FdLA Toros mashing 5/24.98, can get (20) for $83 free ship
Note that Famous has pulled their deceptive bullshit again on the FdLA's as well as a lot of other mash items today do not include free shipping.   Those slime bag mother fuk'rs, guess I need to go on a rampage again about them doing that.
Is that right? I thought the monster was always free shipping like the jam. They can be slimy for sure
They change their prices and terms more than any other site I've seen.
They absolutely do, you have to be a very educated customer there. The problem is that when their deals are good with no catches, they're really good and I love their bid site
Gotta be able to work the coupons correctly as well.  Due to all of the above, I've lost interest.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 08:22:38 AM
Morning men.  Chilly outside, but at least I'm not having to drive across Houston this morning.  That's a bitch with a capital B.
GMornin Mark!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 08:23:07 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Threebean on February 24, 2015, 08:24:03 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Morning Dave!  You out on the left coast this week?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 08:24:55 AM
FdLA Toros mashing 5/24.98, can get (20) for $83 free ship
Note that Famous has pulled their deceptive bullshit again on the FdLA's as well as a lot of other mash items today do not include free shipping.   Those slime bag mother fuk'rs, guess I need to go on a rampage again about them doing that.
Is that right? I thought the monster was always free shipping like the jam. They can be slimy for sure
They change their prices and terms more than any other site I've seen.
They absolutely do, you have to be a very educated customer there. The problem is that when their deals are good with no catches, they're really good and I love their bid site
Gotta be able to work the coupons correctly as well.  Due to all of the above, I've lost interest.
TWSS
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 08:25:09 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 08:25:38 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Morning Dave!  You out on the left coast this week?
RedEye back on Thursday
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: sfish on February 24, 2015, 08:26:15 AM
FdLA Toros mashing 5/24.98, can get (20) for $83 free ship
Note that Famous has pulled their deceptive bullshit again on the FdLA's as well as a lot of other mash items today do not include free shipping.   Those slime bag mother fuk'rs, guess I need to go on a rampage again about them doing that.
Is that right? I thought the monster was always free shipping like the jam. They can be slimy for sure
They change their prices and terms more than any other site I've seen.
They absolutely do, you have to be a very educated customer there. The problem is that when their deals are good with no catches, they're really good and I love their bid site
Gotta be able to work the coupons correctly as well.  Due to all of the above, I've lost interest.
Fair enough but I've gotten deals there that can't be touched elsewhere. Where DON'T you have to watch and be careful and worry about shipping?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 08:27:08 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Morning Dave!  You out on the left coast this week?
RedEye back on Thursday
When are you planning your next week out?  It will be good if you can do the week of the 16th.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 08:28:41 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 08:31:04 AM
Time to head to work, enjoy your day guys.
How would you like a -4 to wake your ass up?
Morning, Rick. -20 wind chill here right now, kids off school for the 4th day in a row. Sheesh!
They are going to be going to classes until July to make it up!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: sfish on February 24, 2015, 08:33:00 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Morning Dave!  You out on the left coast this week?
RedEye back on Thursday
When are you planning your next week out?  It will be good if you can do the week of the 16th.
GFTTTDATWWWCTP!!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: sfish on February 24, 2015, 08:33:43 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
Normal, ha-ha
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 08:34:13 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 08:34:47 AM
Morning all.
Morning Tex, I'm afraid to ask but how are you feeling this morning? Tuesdayish?
Morning all, glad to report I am much better this morning.  Slept almost 15 straight hours.  Fuk'n hotel fire alarms went off at 11 last night and woke me up had to evacuate for about 30 minutes but I was feeling better then.
Wise-ass kids pulling fire alarms, sheesh
8story hotel and only 1 fire truck came so must be a recurring event.
Must have been where the Patriots were staying...
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: sfish on February 24, 2015, 08:37:27 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 08:37:51 AM
Time to head to work, enjoy your day guys.
How would you like a -4 to wake your ass up?
Morning, Rick. -20 wind chill here right now, kids off school for the 4th day in a row. Sheesh!
They are going to be going to classes until July to make it up!
Haha, that's the same thing my mom said to me this morning, that they're gonna be there through the July 4th weekend.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 08:39:25 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Threebean on February 24, 2015, 08:41:59 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Morning Dave!  You out on the left coast this week?
RedEye back on Thursday
When are you planning your next week out?  It will be good if you can do the week of the 16th.
In Memphis the week prior but no trip planned for the week of 16th yet. That's a tough week to fly in/out of Austin due to spring break and SXSW music & film festival.  We'll see.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Threebean on February 24, 2015, 08:45:28 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing.  Did y'all even do any fishing?  (that's fishing, with an "h", not a "t")
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 08:47:00 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing.  Did y'all even do any fishing?  (that's fishing, with an "h", not a "t")
LALTS!  We did some fishing, it was shitty, so we emphasized on the drinking aspect more than anticipated. 
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 08:49:23 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing.  Did y'all even do any fishing?  (that's fishing, with an "h", not a "t")
LALTS!  We did some fishing, it was shitty, so we emphasized on the drinking aspect more than anticipated.
I'm guessing you dealt with more "shitting your pants" than you anticipated, too.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 08:50:26 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing.  Did y'all even do any fishing?  (that's fishing, with an "h", not a "t")
LALTS!  We did some fishing, it was shitty, so we emphasized on the drinking aspect more than anticipated.
I'm guessing you dealt with more "shitting your pants" than you anticipated, too.
I was mad I passed out when it happened.  I went to bed at 4:30 Sunday morning and it happened after that, so 20 straight hours of drinking lead up to that point  ;)
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: sfish on February 24, 2015, 09:04:15 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing. 
That reminds me of when I went into NYC to see Social Distortion for the first time and came home wearing a different shirt.
"Who's shirt is that?" "I don't know, go back to bed"
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: sfish on February 24, 2015, 09:05:41 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing.  Did y'all even do any fishing?  (that's fishing, with an "h", not a "t")
LALTS!  We did some fishing, it was shitty, so we emphasized on the drinking aspect more than anticipated.
I'm guessing you dealt with more "shitting your pants" than you anticipated, too.
I was mad I passed out when it happened.  I went to bed at 4:30 Sunday morning and it happened after that, so 20 straight hours of drinking lead up to that point  ;)
Sounds like that was the best possible action
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 09:11:39 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing.  Did y'all even do any fishing?  (that's fishing, with an "h", not a "t")
LALTS!  We did some fishing, it was shitty, so we emphasized on the drinking aspect more than anticipated.
But the ice holes still got their workout
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 09:12:42 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing.  Did y'all even do any fishing?  (that's fishing, with an "h", not a "t")
LALTS!  We did some fishing, it was shitty, so we emphasized on the drinking aspect more than anticipated.
But the ice holes still got their workout
They were violated, let's just put it that way. 
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 09:13:23 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing. 
That reminds me of when I went into NYC to see Social Distortion for the first time and came home wearing a different shirt.
"Who's shirt is that?" "I don't know, go back to bed"
Did it button from right to left or left to right?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Threebean on February 24, 2015, 09:14:55 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing. 
That reminds me of when I went into NYC to see Social Distortion for the first time and came home wearing a different shirt.
"Who's shirt is that?" "I don't know, go back to bed"
Did it button from right to left or left to right?
Ha!  It wasn't so much the shirt he was wearing as the lipstick and eye shadow.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 09:16:23 AM
What the hell kind of shitty twofer is today's offering?  I think we've reached a new low.  And how can you get a twofer to add up to 25 sticks?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 09:17:01 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing. 
That reminds me of when I went into NYC to see Social Distortion for the first time and came home wearing a different shirt.
"Who's shirt is that?" "I don't know, go back to bed"
Did it button from right to left or left to right?
Ha!  It wasn't so much the shirt he was wearing as the lipstick and eye shadow.
No, that not so out of the ordinary...
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Threebean on February 24, 2015, 09:19:05 AM
What the hell kind of shitty twofer is today's offering?  I think we've reached a new low.  And how can you get a twofer to add up to 25 sticks?
Shitty deal, you say?  Just got this email from Kirsten at the sis:
Dear Mark,
All hail, it's the Return of the Gurkha Kings.  10 cigars for $75 plus free shipping

Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: sfish on February 24, 2015, 09:27:23 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing. 
That reminds me of when I went into NYC to see Social Distortion for the first time and came home wearing a different shirt.
"Who's shirt is that?" "I don't know, go back to bed"
Did it button from right to left or left to right?
Ha!  It wasn't so much the shirt he was wearing as the lipstick and eye shadow.
I'll make no excuses nor offer any apologies
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 09:33:43 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing. 
That reminds me of when I went into NYC to see Social Distortion for the first time and came home wearing a different shirt.
"Who's shirt is that?" "I don't know, go back to bed"
Did it button from right to left or left to right?
Ha!  It wasn't so much the shirt he was wearing as the lipstick and eye shadow.
I'll make no excuses nor offer any apologies
No judgment here Biebs.  Be who you are.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 09:35:12 AM
What the hell kind of shitty twofer is today's offering?  I think we've reached a new low.  And how can you get a twofer to add up to 25 sticks?
Shitty deal, you say?  Just got this email from Kirsten at the sis:
Dear Mark,
All hail, it's the Return of the Gurkha Kings.  10 cigars for $75 plus free shipping

Do you mean the 97 rated "Cigar of the Decade"?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 09:42:12 AM
Good morning, fellas.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 09:47:24 AM
Good morning, fellas.
Morning, Tony. What's shakin'? (body parts not included in query)
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 09:49:17 AM
Good morning, fellas.
Morning, Tony. What's shakin'? (body parts not included in query)
Nothing shaking because everything is frozen.  Is it Spring yet?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Threebean on February 24, 2015, 09:50:23 AM
What the hell kind of shitty twofer is today's offering?  I think we've reached a new low.  And how can you get a twofer to add up to 25 sticks?
Shitty deal, you say?  Just got this email from Kirsten at the sis:
Dear Mark,
All hail, it's the Return of the Gurkha Kings.  10 cigars for $75 plus free shipping

Do you mean the 97 rated "Cigar of the Decade"?
Indeed.  Think I'll hold out for the Cigar of the Century, though.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 09:58:10 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing. 
That reminds me of when I went into NYC to see Social Distortion for the first time and came home wearing a different shirt.
"Who's shirt is that?" "I don't know, go back to bed"
Did it button from right to left or left to right?
Ha!  It wasn't so much the shirt he was wearing as the lipstick and eye shadow.
I'll make no excuses nor offer any apologies
Then can I have my shirt back?

Morning, muchachos.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 09:59:28 AM
Meeting time.  Let's hope it's a short one.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 10:02:02 AM
Meeting time.  Let's hope it's a short one.
YA FIRED!

Kidding, fuggin meetings!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 10:02:05 AM
Sun is up, time for a shower and some breakfast.  Later.
Morning Mr. Mayor.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 10:05:00 AM
Sun is up, time for a shower and some breakfast.  Later.
Morning Mr. Mayor.
Almost forgot you were on the wrong coast.  GFY!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Threebean on February 24, 2015, 10:06:22 AM
Meeting time.  Let's hope it's a short one.
TNWSS
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 10:20:42 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing. 
That reminds me of when I went into NYC to see Social Distortion for the first time and came home wearing a different shirt.
"Who's shirt is that?" "I don't know, go back to bed"
Did it button from right to left or left to right?
Ha!  It wasn't so much the shirt he was wearing as the lipstick and eye shadow.
I'll make no excuses nor offer any apologies
Then can I have my shirt back?

Morning, muchachos.
GMornin Raz!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 10:22:11 AM
Meeting time.  Let's hope it's a short one.
TNWSS
Here's another can of corn for you... As expected, it was a short one and I'm really happy about it.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 10:29:53 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing. 
That reminds me of when I went into NYC to see Social Distortion for the first time and came home wearing a different shirt.
"Who's shirt is that?" "I don't know, go back to bed"
Did it button from right to left or left to right?
Ha!  It wasn't so much the shirt he was wearing as the lipstick and eye shadow.
I'll make no excuses nor offer any apologies
Then can I have my shirt back?

Morning, muchachos.
GMornin Raz!
Backatcha, Shaun. Absolutely gorgeous day here in the Evergreen State.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 10:31:18 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing. 
That reminds me of when I went into NYC to see Social Distortion for the first time and came home wearing a different shirt.
"Who's shirt is that?" "I don't know, go back to bed"
Did it button from right to left or left to right?
Ha!  It wasn't so much the shirt he was wearing as the lipstick and eye shadow.
I'll make no excuses nor offer any apologies
Then can I have my shirt back?

Morning, muchachos.
GMornin Raz!
Backatcha, Shaun. Absolutely gorgeous day here in the Evergreen State.
Was nice on my way to work, temp will drop all day tho :(
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 10:35:09 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing. 
That reminds me of when I went into NYC to see Social Distortion for the first time and came home wearing a different shirt.
"Who's shirt is that?" "I don't know, go back to bed"
Did it button from right to left or left to right?
Ha!  It wasn't so much the shirt he was wearing as the lipstick and eye shadow.
I'll make no excuses nor offer any apologies
Then can I have my shirt back?

Morning, muchachos.
GMornin Raz!
Backatcha, Shaun. Absolutely gorgeous day here in the Evergreen State.
Was nice on my way to work, temp will drop all day tho :(
Well, if it's any comfort, this is absolutely bizarre weather for the Pacific Northwest. It shouldn't be this way, and we may be dealing with drought symptoms if it keeps up. The skiing industry is reeling.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 10:39:55 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing. 
That reminds me of when I went into NYC to see Social Distortion for the first time and came home wearing a different shirt.
"Who's shirt is that?" "I don't know, go back to bed"
Did it button from right to left or left to right?
Ha!  It wasn't so much the shirt he was wearing as the lipstick and eye shadow.
I'll make no excuses nor offer any apologies
Then can I have my shirt back?

Morning, muchachos.
GMornin Raz!
Backatcha, Shaun. Absolutely gorgeous day here in the Evergreen State.
Was nice on my way to work, temp will drop all day tho :(
Well, if it's any comfort, this is absolutely bizarre weather for the Pacific Northwest. It shouldn't be this way, and we may be dealing with drought symptoms if it keeps up. The skiing industry is reeling.
Where do you live Raz?  I have a sister and BiL up in Everett, WA
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 10:50:09 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing. 
That reminds me of when I went into NYC to see Social Distortion for the first time and came home wearing a different shirt.
"Who's shirt is that?" "I don't know, go back to bed"
Did it button from right to left or left to right?
Ha!  It wasn't so much the shirt he was wearing as the lipstick and eye shadow.
I'll make no excuses nor offer any apologies
Then can I have my shirt back?

Morning, muchachos.
GMornin Raz!
Backatcha, Shaun. Absolutely gorgeous day here in the Evergreen State.
Was nice on my way to work, temp will drop all day tho :(
Well, if it's any comfort, this is absolutely bizarre weather for the Pacific Northwest. It shouldn't be this way, and we may be dealing with drought symptoms if it keeps up. The skiing industry is reeling.
Where do you live Raz?  I have a sister and BiL up in Everett, WA
I live in Enumclaw, about 63 miles south and a little east of Everett.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: ss2 on February 24, 2015, 10:52:33 AM
Good morning everyone.  a brisk 7 deg this morning.  WTF?  correct me if i'm wrong, but, isn't it almost MARCH?  I can understand a snow storm, but single digit temps here at this time is a  bit out of the ordinary.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Bad Dad on February 24, 2015, 10:53:43 AM
Good morning everyone.  I heard this on Howard this morning and thought I'd post it.  If your at work you might not want to pull it up due to the nudity.  Mr. Skin's 16 Anatomy Awards.  http://www.mrskin.com/howard
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 10:54:15 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing. 
That reminds me of when I went into NYC to see Social Distortion for the first time and came home wearing a different shirt.
"Who's shirt is that?" "I don't know, go back to bed"
Did it button from right to left or left to right?
Ha!  It wasn't so much the shirt he was wearing as the lipstick and eye shadow.
I'll make no excuses nor offer any apologies
Then can I have my shirt back?

Morning, muchachos.
GMornin Raz!
Backatcha, Shaun. Absolutely gorgeous day here in the Evergreen State.
Was nice on my way to work, temp will drop all day tho :(
Well, if it's any comfort, this is absolutely bizarre weather for the Pacific Northwest. It shouldn't be this way, and we may be dealing with drought symptoms if it keeps up. The skiing industry is reeling.
Where do you live Raz?  I have a sister and BiL up in Everett, WA
I live in Enumclaw, about 63 miles south and a little east of Everett.
Awesome - I will eventually be up that way visiting them, when I do we will have to meet up for some smokes!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 11:05:38 AM
Sun is up, time for a shower and some breakfast.  Later.
Morning Mr. Mayor.
Almost forgot you were on the wrong coast.  GFY!
Yea, damn chilly for the morning cigar.... only 54.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 11:13:40 AM
GubmentJoe - booked San Diego Trip: Arriving Sat May 9th and leaving Sat May 16th!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 11:20:49 AM
GubmentJoe - booked San Diego Trip: Arriving Sat May 9th and leaving Sat May 16th!
NJDave please note as well.  Excited for the herf already!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 11:21:21 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing. 
That reminds me of when I went into NYC to see Social Distortion for the first time and came home wearing a different shirt.
"Who's shirt is that?" "I don't know, go back to bed"
Did it button from right to left or left to right?
Ha!  It wasn't so much the shirt he was wearing as the lipstick and eye shadow.
I'll make no excuses nor offer any apologies
Then can I have my shirt back?

Morning, muchachos.
GMornin Raz!
Backatcha, Shaun. Absolutely gorgeous day here in the Evergreen State.
Was nice on my way to work, temp will drop all day tho :(
Well, if it's any comfort, this is absolutely bizarre weather for the Pacific Northwest. It shouldn't be this way, and we may be dealing with drought symptoms if it keeps up. The skiing industry is reeling.
Where do you live Raz?  I have a sister and BiL up in Everett, WA
I live in Enumclaw, about 63 miles south and a little east of Everett.
Awesome - I will eventually be up that way visiting them, when I do we will have to meet up for some smokes!
Indeed.  I'll look around and see where it's possible to smoke around Everett.  Usually the Indian casinos allow smoking.  The ones closer to me are very nice, but that's a bit of a drive from Everett. Might be worth the drive to visit Smokey Joe's though - which is a hell of a lot nicer than the name makes it sound.

I'm in the process of looking into membership at the Vertigo Club in Seattle, but I fully expect it will be WAY out of my league - membership limited to 150 people and it's in SoDo (South Of DOwntown Seattle) near the CLink and Safeco field.  But prospective members have to visit first, so maybe we can turn that to our advantage. ;-) It's a really luxe place.

Of course, there is always the Six Cedars Lounge which is a 30-second walk from my front door if we stop in my kitchen for ice. No cocktail waitresses to ogle - the wife won't let me install any.  But the humidor is pretty good, the booze is decent and the chairs are comfortable. ;-)

And if you happen to visit while the Chairman of the Board is in town, we could always get ourselves invited there.  Nicer than my place, more Cuban cigars, and the average age of the whiskey is 20 years.

Options.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 11:25:09 AM
GubmentJoe - booked San Diego Trip: Arriving Sat May 9th and leaving Sat May 16th!
NJDave please note as well.  Excited for the herf already!
Noted.  Hopefully I will still be coming out here in May.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: jswaykos on February 24, 2015, 11:25:26 AM
GubmentJoe - booked San Diego Trip: Arriving Sat May 9th and leaving Sat May 16th!

Nice!!  Too far ahead to schedule a meet up but we'll make it happen.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: jswaykos on February 24, 2015, 11:25:59 AM
Good morning and happy Tuesday, all.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 11:26:45 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean, Purp and Yellow Star.
Mornin Dave!
You and your iceholes all back to normal CG?
90% - still tired, but nothing an extra coffee can't cure!
I beg to differ, plenty happened in that ice shit box that coffee can't cure!
That's more of the mental side effects  ;)
Bet the wardens made everyone burn the clothes they were wearing. 
That reminds me of when I went into NYC to see Social Distortion for the first time and came home wearing a different shirt.
"Who's shirt is that?" "I don't know, go back to bed"
Did it button from right to left or left to right?
Ha!  It wasn't so much the shirt he was wearing as the lipstick and eye shadow.
I'll make no excuses nor offer any apologies
Then can I have my shirt back?

Morning, muchachos.
GMornin Raz!
Backatcha, Shaun. Absolutely gorgeous day here in the Evergreen State.
Was nice on my way to work, temp will drop all day tho :(
Well, if it's any comfort, this is absolutely bizarre weather for the Pacific Northwest. It shouldn't be this way, and we may be dealing with drought symptoms if it keeps up. The skiing industry is reeling.
Where do you live Raz?  I have a sister and BiL up in Everett, WA
I live in Enumclaw, about 63 miles south and a little east of Everett.
Awesome - I will eventually be up that way visiting them, when I do we will have to meet up for some smokes!
Indeed.  I'll look around and see where it's possible to smoke around Everett.  Usually the Indian casinos allow smoking.  The ones closer to me are very nice, but that's a bit of a drive from Everett. Might be worth the drive to visit Smokey Joe's though - which is a hell of a lot nicer than the name makes it sound.

I'm in the process of looking into membership at the Vertigo Club in Seattle, but I fully expect it will be WAY out of my league - membership limited to 150 people and it's in SoDo (South Of DOwntown Seattle) near the CLink and Safeco field.  But prospective members have to visit first, so maybe we can turn that to our advantage. ;-) It's a really luxe place.

Of course, there is always the Six Cedars Lounge which is a 30-second walk from my front door if we stop in my kitchen for ice. No cocktail waitresses to ogle - the wife won't let me install any.  But the humidor is pretty good, the booze is decent and the chairs are comfortable. ;-)

And if you happen to visit while the Chairman of the Board is in town, we could always get ourselves invited there.  Nicer than my place, more Cuban cigars, and the average age of the whiskey is 20 years.

Options.
You might have made me put my Seattle trip on speed dial now - man those are some unbelievable options!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 11:27:15 AM
GubmentJoe - booked San Diego Trip: Arriving Sat May 9th and leaving Sat May 16th!

Nice!!  Too far ahead to schedule a meet up but we'll make it happen.
Completely agree, can't wait!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 11:27:32 AM
GubmentJoe - booked San Diego Trip: Arriving Sat May 9th and leaving Sat May 16th!
NJDave please note as well.  Excited for the herf already!
Noted.  Hopefully I will still be coming out here in May.
Agreed, make it happen!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 11:29:12 AM
Good morning and happy Tuesday, all.
Morning, mid-week Joe.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: jswaykos on February 24, 2015, 11:36:31 AM
Good morning and happy Tuesday, all.
Morning, mid-week Joe.

Hey there, Dave.  Grumblings that the boss is out of town tomorrow, so it could be one-and-done for me this week, at least at this gig.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 11:36:33 AM
Good morning and happy Tuesday, all.
Morning, mid-week Joe.
Mid week?  You are optimistic.... well I guess if we're looking at Thursday....
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 11:37:52 AM
Good morning and happy Tuesday, all.
Morning, mid-week Joe.

Hey there, Dave.  Grumblings that the boss is out of town tomorrow, so it could be one-and-done for me this week, at least at this gig.
Too tough to keep up with that semi-schedule.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: jswaykos on February 24, 2015, 11:41:39 AM
Good morning and happy Tuesday, all.
Morning, mid-week Joe.

Hey there, Dave.  Grumblings that the boss is out of town tomorrow, so it could be one-and-done for me this week, at least at this gig.
Too tough to keep up with that semi-schedule.

You're telling me.  Juggling too many balls, so to speak.  Could've gone with wearing too many hats, too. I try to get everything done every other day of the week so on non-government days I can take a break.  Gov't days are spent tappin' away at the ol' 10-Key, filling out one Excel report after another.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 11:47:41 AM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 11:51:11 AM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 11:51:39 AM
Good morning and happy Tuesday, all.
Morning, mid-week Joe.

Hey there, Dave.  Grumblings that the boss is out of town tomorrow, so it could be one-and-done for me this week, at least at this gig.
As long as you put in some face time today, right?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 11:52:41 AM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 11:55:20 AM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 11:57:06 AM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
The Browns have a logo?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 11:58:03 AM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 11:59:18 AM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
The Browns have a logo?
LALTS!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 12:05:35 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: jswaykos on February 24, 2015, 12:11:05 PM
Good morning and happy Tuesday, all.
Morning, mid-week Joe.

Hey there, Dave.  Grumblings that the boss is out of town tomorrow, so it could be one-and-done for me this week, at least at this gig.
As long as you put in some face time today, right?

Indeed, and thus the reason for my presence!  You're welcome for the four hours a week, boss.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 12:11:54 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 12:14:49 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
No worries, it's well-earned teasing. Franchise just can't seem to get anything right, for some reason.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 12:15:54 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
No worries, it's well-earned teasing. Franchise just can't seem to get anything right, for some reason.
Just like the Vikings!!!   ;D
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 12:18:58 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
No worries, it's well-earned teasing. Franchise just can't seem to get anything right, for some reason.
Well, Johnny Partyhearty sure disappointed.

I still can't reconcile my head to that.  It doesn't take that high an IQ to do the math that says "Whoa, I'm among the 1% of football players who get to the NFL.  I better not fuck this up."  But fuck it up he did.  Does he dress himself?  Is he housebroken?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: jswaykos on February 24, 2015, 12:19:57 PM
So Shaun... where'd you guys end up getting a place to stay?  Or did you just get the plane tickets for now?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 12:20:13 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
No worries, it's well-earned teasing. Franchise just can't seem to get anything right, for some reason.
Well, Johnny Partyhearty sure disappointed.

I still can't reconcile my head to that.  It doesn't take that high an IQ to do the math that says "Whoa, I'm among the 1% of football players who get to the NFL.  I better not fuck this up."  But fuck it up he did.  Does he dress himself?  Is he housebroken?
Wonder if he has ever shit himself while drunk?   ;)
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 12:21:07 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
...and I thought they were going with this one....

Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 12:21:14 PM
So Shaun... where'd you guys end up getting a place to stay?  Or did you just get the plane tickets for now?
Just did the plane tickets for now - will be booking the house early next week.  Each couple is picking out our top 3-5homes and then we are going to vote on which one. 
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 12:22:16 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
No worries, it's well-earned teasing. Franchise just can't seem to get anything right, for some reason.
Well, Johnny Partyhearty sure disappointed.

I still can't reconcile my head to that.  It doesn't take that high an IQ to do the math that says "Whoa, I'm among the 1% of football players who get to the NFL.  I better not fuck this up."  But fuck it up he did.  Does he dress himself?  Is he housebroken?
Wonder if he has ever shit himself while drunk?   ;)
Do you think there's any question?  Look at what he did on the field.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 12:22:41 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
And shit brown facemask.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 12:25:26 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
No worries, it's well-earned teasing. Franchise just can't seem to get anything right, for some reason.
Well, Johnny Partyhearty sure disappointed.

I still can't reconcile my head to that.  It doesn't take that high an IQ to do the math that says "Whoa, I'm among the 1% of football players who get to the NFL.  I better not fuck this up."  But fuck it up he did.  Does he dress himself?  Is he housebroken?
Wonder if he has ever shit himself while drunk?   ;)
Do you think there's any question?  Look at what he did on the field.
Real question then, did he ever eat it?   :D
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 12:25:40 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
And shit brown facemask.
You are what you eat, amIright?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 12:28:13 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 12:29:07 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Their coach should be forced to wear a helmet   ;D
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: jswaykos on February 24, 2015, 12:30:05 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
No worries, it's well-earned teasing. Franchise just can't seem to get anything right, for some reason.
Well, Johnny Partyhearty sure disappointed.

I still can't reconcile my head to that.  It doesn't take that high an IQ to do the math that says "Whoa, I'm among the 1% of football players who get to the NFL.  I better not fuck this up."  But fuck it up he did.  Does he dress himself?  Is he housebroken?
Wonder if he has ever shit himself while drunk?   ;)
Do you think there's any question?  Look at what he did on the field.
Real question then, did he ever eat it?   :D

I think it's easy to forget that they're very young kids when they come in to all this money.  It's easy for us to sit on the sidelines and criticize, but I'm pretty sure that if tens of millions of dollars fell in to my lap when I was 20 years old, it would've been a shit show. 

Yeah, you'd think they'd have SOME sort of head on their shoulders about it all, but some of the stuff they get 'caught' doing isn't anything different than what others are doing.  Like Manziel's drunk on an inflated swan thing... looked like a hell of a night, to me.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 12:30:08 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
No worries, it's well-earned teasing. Franchise just can't seem to get anything right, for some reason.
Well, Johnny Partyhearty sure disappointed.

I still can't reconcile my head to that.  It doesn't take that high an IQ to do the math that says "Whoa, I'm among the 1% of football players who get to the NFL.  I better not fuck this up."  But fuck it up he did.  Does he dress himself?  Is he housebroken?
And worse yet, who looked at him in college and thought, "this is a mature, well-rounded young man who will certainly do well under the strains and pressures of the NFL"?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: sfish on February 24, 2015, 12:31:41 PM
So Shaun... where'd you guys end up getting a place to stay?  Or did you just get the plane tickets for now?
Keep in mind Joe, this is a guy who just spent a weekend in a shipping container.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 12:34:36 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
And shit brown facemask.
You are what you eat, amIright?
So all along calling you a pussy was in fact a compliment?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 12:36:56 PM
So Shaun... where'd you guys end up getting a place to stay?  Or did you just get the plane tickets for now?
Keep in mind Joe, this is a guy who just spent a weekend in a shipping container.
...but with 14 holes and 11 beers!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 12:41:35 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
No worries, it's well-earned teasing. Franchise just can't seem to get anything right, for some reason.
Well, Johnny Partyhearty sure disappointed.

I still can't reconcile my head to that.  It doesn't take that high an IQ to do the math that says "Whoa, I'm among the 1% of football players who get to the NFL.  I better not fuck this up."  But fuck it up he did.  Does he dress himself?  Is he housebroken?
Wonder if he has ever shit himself while drunk?   ;)
Do you think there's any question?  Look at what he did on the field.
Real question then, did he ever eat it?   :D
Again, isn't it obvious?  You missed that big, shit-eating grin when he was drafted?

This is why most folks up here around the Emerald City are prepared to anoint Russell Wilson as the Third Coming of Christ.  Elite?  Not elite?  Nobody fuckin' cares.  He works his ass off, stands at the podium and takes his lumps when he loses, never embarrasses the team on or off the field, spends his off time visiting sick kids in the hospital and Instagramming pics of his dogs, and won't even discuss whether his ex-wife cheated on him.  I swear to God, Aaron Rodgers could stand in Pike Place Market and shout that he'll play for the Seahawks for free and he'd get run out on a rail.  Russell Wilson owns this town.

Johnny Manziel could have owned Cleveland the same way.  It's not that hard.  Just act like you give a damn.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 12:44:33 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 12:46:53 PM
Subject line of e-mail from the Fed:

"ILLUSIONE. Almost everything IN SOCK!‏"

Uh...come again?

Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: ss2 on February 24, 2015, 12:47:53 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
and if they had had some decent play calling at the end, would have WON it again.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: ss2 on February 24, 2015, 12:48:32 PM
Subject line of e-mail from the Fed:

"ILLUSIONE. Almost everything IN SOCK!‏"

Uh...come again?
Just an illusione...
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 12:54:32 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
and if they had had some decent play calling at the end, would have WON it again.
Well, they went 13-3 in 2013, won two playoffs, and won the Super Bowl.  They went 12-4 in 2014, won two playoffs, and lost the Super Bowl by 4 points on one bad execution.  It would seem they have some decent play calling. ;-)
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 12:56:48 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
No worries, it's well-earned teasing. Franchise just can't seem to get anything right, for some reason.
Well, Johnny Partyhearty sure disappointed.

I still can't reconcile my head to that.  It doesn't take that high an IQ to do the math that says "Whoa, I'm among the 1% of football players who get to the NFL.  I better not fuck this up."  But fuck it up he did.  Does he dress himself?  Is he housebroken?
Wonder if he has ever shit himself while drunk?   ;)
Do you think there's any question?  Look at what he did on the field.
Real question then, did he ever eat it?   :D
Again, isn't it obvious?  You missed that big, shit-eating grin when he was drafted?

This is why most folks up here around the Emerald City are prepared to anoint Russell Wilson as the Third Coming of Christ.  Elite?  Not elite?  Nobody fuckin' cares.  He works his ass off, stands at the podium and takes his lumps when he loses, never embarrasses the team on or off the field, spends his off time visiting sick kids in the hospital and Instagramming pics of his dogs, and won't even discuss whether his ex-wife cheated on him.  I swear to God, Aaron Rodgers could stand in Pike Place Market and shout that he'll play for the Seahawks for free and he'd get run out on a rail.  Russell Wilson owns this town.

Johnny Manziel could have owned Cleveland the same way.  It's not that hard.  Just act like you give a damn.
Anyone could really owned this town if they wanted, we're so desperate for a winner.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 12:59:23 PM
Subject line of e-mail from the Fed:

"ILLUSIONE. Almost everything IN SOCK!‏"

Uh...come again?
Well, seems like Bean has some workaference, so....
TWSS!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 01:00:11 PM
Subject line of e-mail from the Fed:

"ILLUSIONE. Almost everything IN SOCK!‏"

Uh...come again?
Just an illusione...
....and a sock
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: ss2 on February 24, 2015, 01:03:15 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
and if they had had some decent play calling at the end, would have WON it again.
Well, they went 13-3 in 2013, won two playoffs, and won the Super Bowl.  They went 12-4 in 2014, won two playoffs, and lost the Super Bowl by 4 points on one bad execution.  It would seem they have some decent play calling. ;-)
Agreed, which makes that particular play very questionable (wasn't calling all of his play calling to task).  did he really not want Lynch to have the glory enough to jeopardize the game? 
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 01:04:57 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
No worries, it's well-earned teasing. Franchise just can't seem to get anything right, for some reason.
Well, Johnny Partyhearty sure disappointed.

I still can't reconcile my head to that.  It doesn't take that high an IQ to do the math that says "Whoa, I'm among the 1% of football players who get to the NFL.  I better not fuck this up."  But fuck it up he did.  Does he dress himself?  Is he housebroken?
Wonder if he has ever shit himself while drunk?   ;)
Do you think there's any question?  Look at what he did on the field.
Real question then, did he ever eat it?   :D
Again, isn't it obvious?  You missed that big, shit-eating grin when he was drafted?

This is why most folks up here around the Emerald City are prepared to anoint Russell Wilson as the Third Coming of Christ.  Elite?  Not elite?  Nobody fuckin' cares.  He works his ass off, stands at the podium and takes his lumps when he loses, never embarrasses the team on or off the field, spends his off time visiting sick kids in the hospital and Instagramming pics of his dogs, and won't even discuss whether his ex-wife cheated on him.  I swear to God, Aaron Rodgers could stand in Pike Place Market and shout that he'll play for the Seahawks for free and he'd get run out on a rail.  Russell Wilson owns this town.

Johnny Manziel could have owned Cleveland the same way.  It's not that hard.  Just act like you give a damn.
Anyone could really owned this town if they wanted, we're so desperate for a winner.
And what I don't understand is how Johnny Manziel would rather be a member of Jay Z's posse than have an entire city and a historic football franchise kissing his ass.  That boy is seriously deficient in the cognition dept.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: jswaykos on February 24, 2015, 01:06:05 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
and if they had had some decent play calling at the end, would have WON it again.
Well, they went 13-3 in 2013, won two playoffs, and won the Super Bowl.  They went 12-4 in 2014, won two playoffs, and lost the Super Bowl by 4 points on one bad execution.  It would seem they have some decent play calling. ;-)
Agreed, which makes that particular play very questionable (wasn't calling all of his play calling to task).  did he really not want Lynch to have the glory enough to jeopardize the game?

Thing is, that was a fairly high percentage play and it was the only way they could've possibly gotten in two plays had it not worked but been incomplete.  If Lynch doesn't get in on the first try, which is not a sure thing, game's over.  And if that pass was completed, Pete Carroll (or whoever is calling the plays) is a genius because the whole world thought it'd go to Lynch. 
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 01:10:20 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
and if they had had some decent play calling at the end, would have WON it again.
Well, they went 13-3 in 2013, won two playoffs, and won the Super Bowl.  They went 12-4 in 2014, won two playoffs, and lost the Super Bowl by 4 points on one bad execution.  It would seem they have some decent play calling. ;-)
Agreed, which makes that particular play very questionable (wasn't calling all of his play calling to task).  did he really not want Lynch to have the glory enough to jeopardize the game?

Thing is, that was a fairly high percentage play and it was the only way they could've possibly gotten in two plays had it not worked but been incomplete.  If Lynch doesn't get in on the first try, which is not a sure thing, game's over.  And if that pass was completed, Pete Carroll (or whoever is calling the plays) is a genius because the whole world thought it'd go to Lynch.
Pretty sure they still had at least 1 timeout.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: jswaykos on February 24, 2015, 01:11:10 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
and if they had had some decent play calling at the end, would have WON it again.
Well, they went 13-3 in 2013, won two playoffs, and won the Super Bowl.  They went 12-4 in 2014, won two playoffs, and lost the Super Bowl by 4 points on one bad execution.  It would seem they have some decent play calling. ;-)
Agreed, which makes that particular play very questionable (wasn't calling all of his play calling to task).  did he really not want Lynch to have the glory enough to jeopardize the game?

Thing is, that was a fairly high percentage play and it was the only way they could've possibly gotten in two plays had it not worked but been incomplete.  If Lynch doesn't get in on the first try, which is not a sure thing, game's over.  And if that pass was completed, Pete Carroll (or whoever is calling the plays) is a genius because the whole world thought it'd go to Lynch.
Pretty sure they still had at least 1 timeout.

Wilson should've just deflated the football a little, then. 
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: jswaykos on February 24, 2015, 01:12:03 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
and if they had had some decent play calling at the end, would have WON it again.
Well, they went 13-3 in 2013, won two playoffs, and won the Super Bowl.  They went 12-4 in 2014, won two playoffs, and lost the Super Bowl by 4 points on one bad execution.  It would seem they have some decent play calling. ;-)
Agreed, which makes that particular play very questionable (wasn't calling all of his play calling to task).  did he really not want Lynch to have the glory enough to jeopardize the game?

Thing is, that was a fairly high percentage play and it was the only way they could've possibly gotten in two plays had it not worked but been incomplete.  If Lynch doesn't get in on the first try, which is not a sure thing, game's over.  And if that pass was completed, Pete Carroll (or whoever is calling the plays) is a genius because the whole world thought it'd go to Lynch.
Pretty sure they still had at least 1 timeout.

And a running play could take longer still... so there! 
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: ss2 on February 24, 2015, 01:12:45 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
and if they had had some decent play calling at the end, would have WON it again.
Well, they went 13-3 in 2013, won two playoffs, and won the Super Bowl.  They went 12-4 in 2014, won two playoffs, and lost the Super Bowl by 4 points on one bad execution.  It would seem they have some decent play calling. ;-)
Agreed, which makes that particular play very questionable (wasn't calling all of his play calling to task).  did he really not want Lynch to have the glory enough to jeopardize the game?

Thing is, that was a fairly high percentage play and it was the only way they could've possibly gotten in two plays had it not worked but been incomplete.  If Lynch doesn't get in on the first try, which is not a sure thing, game's over.  And if that pass was completed, Pete Carroll (or whoever is calling the plays) is a genius because the whole world thought it'd go to Lynch.
Pretty sure they still had at least 1 timeout.

Wilson should've just deflated the football a little, then.
LOL, Nice!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 01:18:49 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
and if they had had some decent play calling at the end, would have WON it again.
Well, they went 13-3 in 2013, won two playoffs, and won the Super Bowl.  They went 12-4 in 2014, won two playoffs, and lost the Super Bowl by 4 points on one bad execution.  It would seem they have some decent play calling. ;-)
Agreed, which makes that particular play very questionable (wasn't calling all of his play calling to task).  did he really not want Lynch to have the glory enough to jeopardize the game?

Thing is, that was a fairly high percentage play and it was the only way they could've possibly gotten in two plays had it not worked but been incomplete.  If Lynch doesn't get in on the first try, which is not a sure thing, game's over.  And if that pass was completed, Pete Carroll (or whoever is calling the plays) is a genius because the whole world thought it'd go to Lynch.
Pretty sure they still had at least 1 timeout.

And a running play could take longer still... so there!
You know what would've taken even longer? The parade they would've had if they had just run the ball!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 01:19:38 PM
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/2/24/8101617/cleveland-browns-logo-redesign-nfl-every-logo-lol
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 01:22:23 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
and if they had had some decent play calling at the end, would have WON it again.
Well, they went 13-3 in 2013, won two playoffs, and won the Super Bowl.  They went 12-4 in 2014, won two playoffs, and lost the Super Bowl by 4 points on one bad execution.  It would seem they have some decent play calling. ;-)
Agreed, which makes that particular play very questionable (wasn't calling all of his play calling to task).  did he really not want Lynch to have the glory enough to jeopardize the game?
No.  Even Jim Harbaugh and Bill Bellichick say it wasn't a bad call.  I don't recall the actual number, but that play was run more than 100 times throughout the NFL in the 2014-2015 season.  It got intercepted once.  Malcolm Butler made an incredibly good read, Russell was a little sloppy with the throw, and it just went that way. 
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 01:36:02 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
and if they had had some decent play calling at the end, would have WON it again.
Well, they went 13-3 in 2013, won two playoffs, and won the Super Bowl.  They went 12-4 in 2014, won two playoffs, and lost the Super Bowl by 4 points on one bad execution.  It would seem they have some decent play calling. ;-)
Agreed, which makes that particular play very questionable (wasn't calling all of his play calling to task).  did he really not want Lynch to have the glory enough to jeopardize the game?
No.  Even Jim Harbaugh and Bill Bellichick say it wasn't a bad call.  I don't recall the actual number, but that play was run more than 100 times throughout the NFL in the 2014-2015 season.  It got intercepted once.  Malcolm Butler made an incredibly good read, Russell was a little sloppy with the throw, and it just went that way.
I don't know that I would say it was a bad call, per se. Like Joe said, everyone expected them to run Lynch, so maybe they were going for the element of surprise? And maybe those 2 said it wasn't a bad call, but a LOT of other football people did.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: jswaykos on February 24, 2015, 01:36:25 PM
In other Earth-shattering news:  http://finance.yahoo.com/news/physics-mario-world-shows-game-163111940.html
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: jswaykos on February 24, 2015, 01:37:59 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
and if they had had some decent play calling at the end, would have WON it again.
Well, they went 13-3 in 2013, won two playoffs, and won the Super Bowl.  They went 12-4 in 2014, won two playoffs, and lost the Super Bowl by 4 points on one bad execution.  It would seem they have some decent play calling. ;-)
Agreed, which makes that particular play very questionable (wasn't calling all of his play calling to task).  did he really not want Lynch to have the glory enough to jeopardize the game?
No.  Even Jim Harbaugh and Bill Bellichick say it wasn't a bad call.  I don't recall the actual number, but that play was run more than 100 times throughout the NFL in the 2014-2015 season.  It got intercepted once.  Malcolm Butler made an incredibly good read, Russell was a little sloppy with the throw, and it just went that way.
I don't know that I would say it was a bad call, per se. Like Joe said, everyone expected them to run Lynch, so maybe they were going for the element of surprise? And maybe those 2 said it wasn't a bad call, but a LOT of other football people did.
They should've kicked a field goal, recovered an onside kick, and 60-yard hail mary to win.  Easy, and NOBODY would've seen that coming.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 01:38:12 PM
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
Sheesh, I was just kidding.  It's Tuesday after all.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 01:38:34 PM
In other Earth-shattering news:  http://finance.yahoo.com/news/physics-mario-world-shows-game-163111940.html
Some people need to get out of the house periodically.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: jswaykos on February 24, 2015, 01:39:30 PM
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
Sheesh, I was just kidding.  It's Tuesday after all.

May wanna just skip the previous couple of pages. 
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 01:39:51 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
and if they had had some decent play calling at the end, would have WON it again.
Well, they went 13-3 in 2013, won two playoffs, and won the Super Bowl.  They went 12-4 in 2014, won two playoffs, and lost the Super Bowl by 4 points on one bad execution.  It would seem they have some decent play calling. ;-)
Agreed, which makes that particular play very questionable (wasn't calling all of his play calling to task).  did he really not want Lynch to have the glory enough to jeopardize the game?
No.  Even Jim Harbaugh and Bill Bellichick say it wasn't a bad call.  I don't recall the actual number, but that play was run more than 100 times throughout the NFL in the 2014-2015 season.  It got intercepted once.  Malcolm Butler made an incredibly good read, Russell was a little sloppy with the throw, and it just went that way.
I don't know that I would say it was a bad call, per se. Like Joe said, everyone expected them to run Lynch, so maybe they were going for the element of surprise? And maybe those 2 said it wasn't a bad call, but a LOT of other football people did.
They should've kicked a field goal, recovered an onside kick, and 60-yard hail mary to win.  Easy, and NOBODY would've seen that coming.
(https://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/JiFAJgE2j-QFoz62JT3aASpYASw=/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/3366562/shhhnotears.0.0.gif)
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: jswaykos on February 24, 2015, 01:39:55 PM
In other Earth-shattering news:  http://finance.yahoo.com/news/physics-mario-world-shows-game-163111940.html
Some people need to get out of the house periodically.

"Man, this game is so realistic!!!", said nobody who has ever played Mario.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 01:40:58 PM
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
Sheesh, I was just kidding.  It's Tuesday after all.
Oh, that's right.  Then GFY!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: jswaykos on February 24, 2015, 01:41:56 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
and if they had had some decent play calling at the end, would have WON it again.
Well, they went 13-3 in 2013, won two playoffs, and won the Super Bowl.  They went 12-4 in 2014, won two playoffs, and lost the Super Bowl by 4 points on one bad execution.  It would seem they have some decent play calling. ;-)
Agreed, which makes that particular play very questionable (wasn't calling all of his play calling to task).  did he really not want Lynch to have the glory enough to jeopardize the game?
No.  Even Jim Harbaugh and Bill Bellichick say it wasn't a bad call.  I don't recall the actual number, but that play was run more than 100 times throughout the NFL in the 2014-2015 season.  It got intercepted once.  Malcolm Butler made an incredibly good read, Russell was a little sloppy with the throw, and it just went that way.
I don't know that I would say it was a bad call, per se. Like Joe said, everyone expected them to run Lynch, so maybe they were going for the element of surprise? And maybe those 2 said it wasn't a bad call, but a LOT of other football people did.
They should've kicked a field goal, recovered an onside kick, and 60-yard hail mary to win.  Easy, and NOBODY would've seen that coming.
(https://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/JiFAJgE2j-QFoz62JT3aASpYASw=/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/3366562/shhhnotears.0.0.gif)

LOL, or maybe the statue of liberty play?  Or punt it straight up in the air, returner muffs it, pick it up and score.  Or he fair catches, recover a fumble on a bad snap, touchdown, Seahawks win!!!  Then call a timeout just because they can. 
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 01:48:56 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
and if they had had some decent play calling at the end, would have WON it again.
Well, they went 13-3 in 2013, won two playoffs, and won the Super Bowl.  They went 12-4 in 2014, won two playoffs, and lost the Super Bowl by 4 points on one bad execution.  It would seem they have some decent play calling. ;-)
Agreed, which makes that particular play very questionable (wasn't calling all of his play calling to task).  did he really not want Lynch to have the glory enough to jeopardize the game?

Thing is, that was a fairly high percentage play and it was the only way they could've possibly gotten in two plays had it not worked but been incomplete.  If Lynch doesn't get in on the first try, which is not a sure thing, game's over.  And if that pass was completed, Pete Carroll (or whoever is calling the plays) is a genius because the whole world thought it'd go to Lynch.
Pretty sure they still had at least 1 timeout.
They did.  The intent was to not be boxed in by the Patriots knowing exactly what they'd have to call on the last two plays.  No one believes it was a great call, but it wasn't as ludicrous as many think.  Nor would running Lynch at the goal been as sure a thing as many think.  His stats at the goal line were not all that and a bag of chips.  It was a gamble.  It had pretty good nominal odds.  But like any gamble with any odds, sometimes you lose. 
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 01:50:42 PM
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
Sheesh, I was just kidding.  It's Tuesday after all.

May wanna just skip the previous couple of pages.
Wish I had seen your post before I got all caught up.  Hi Joe.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: flip from jersey on February 24, 2015, 01:55:04 PM
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
Sheesh, I was just kidding.  It's Tuesday after all.

May wanna just skip the previous couple of pages.
Wish I had seen your post before I got all caught up.  Hi Joe.
hey they can't all be great posts, you know.  hello guys...
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: sfish on February 24, 2015, 01:55:24 PM
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
Sheesh, I was just kidding.  It's Tuesday after all.

May wanna just skip the previous couple of pages.
Not bad advice...brutal
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 01:57:39 PM
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
Sheesh, I was just kidding.  It's Tuesday after all.

May wanna just skip the previous couple of pages.
Wish I had seen your post before I got all caught up.  Hi Joe.
hey they can't all be great posts, you know.  hello guys...
How about just some of them be great?  Hi Flip.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 01:58:04 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
and if they had had some decent play calling at the end, would have WON it again.
Well, they went 13-3 in 2013, won two playoffs, and won the Super Bowl.  They went 12-4 in 2014, won two playoffs, and lost the Super Bowl by 4 points on one bad execution.  It would seem they have some decent play calling. ;-)
Agreed, which makes that particular play very questionable (wasn't calling all of his play calling to task).  did he really not want Lynch to have the glory enough to jeopardize the game?

Thing is, that was a fairly high percentage play and it was the only way they could've possibly gotten in two plays had it not worked but been incomplete.  If Lynch doesn't get in on the first try, which is not a sure thing, game's over.  And if that pass was completed, Pete Carroll (or whoever is calling the plays) is a genius because the whole world thought it'd go to Lynch.
Pretty sure they still had at least 1 timeout.
They did.  The intent was to not be boxed in by the Patriots knowing exactly what they'd have to call on the last two plays.  No one believes it was a great call, but it wasn't as ludicrous as many think.  Nor would running Lynch at the goal been as sure a thing as many think.  His stats at the goal line were not all that and a bag of chips.  It was a gamble.  It had pretty good nominal odds.  But like any gamble with any odds, sometimes you lose.
The difference being if you hand if off to Lynch and he fumbles or something, probably not many people bagging on your play call.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 01:58:29 PM
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
Sheesh, I was just kidding.  It's Tuesday after all.

May wanna just skip the previous couple of pages.
Wish I had seen your post before I got all caught up.  Hi Joe.
hey they can't all be great posts, you know.  hello guys...
How about just some of them be great?  Hi Flip.
If you want great posts, we're gonna need more stars.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 01:58:29 PM
Time to go chew out one of my employees - wish it was easier to just fire people ;)
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: jswaykos on February 24, 2015, 01:59:23 PM
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
Sheesh, I was just kidding.  It's Tuesday after all.

May wanna just skip the previous couple of pages.
Not bad advice...brutal

No shit.  Apparently Seattle is one of those cities where "everyone wins".  Great try, Seahawks!  The participation trophy parade was still fun.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: jswaykos on February 24, 2015, 01:59:54 PM
And with that, I'm outta here.  My cigars aren't gonna smoke themselves.  Have a good afternoon, all.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 02:00:56 PM
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
Sheesh, I was just kidding.  It's Tuesday after all.

May wanna just skip the previous couple of pages.
Wish I had seen your post before I got all caught up.  Hi Joe.
hey they can't all be great posts, you know.  hello guys...
How about just some of them be great?  Hi Flip.
If you want great posts, we're gonna need more stars.
Stars?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 02:01:15 PM
And with that, I'm outta here.  My cigars aren't gonna smoke themselves.  Have a good afternoon, all.
I hope it was something I said.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 02:02:13 PM
And with that, I'm outta here.  My cigars aren't gonna smoke themselves.  Have a good afternoon, all.
Later, quarter-day Joe.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 02:02:47 PM
And with that, I'm outta here.  My cigars aren't gonna smoke themselves.  Have a good afternoon, all.
I hope it was something I said.
She is flaky as hell, didn't come in yesterday after a doc appt(when she said she would) and never checked in...NOT ON MY WATCH!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 02:03:37 PM
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
Sheesh, I was just kidding.  It's Tuesday after all.

May wanna just skip the previous couple of pages.
Wish I had seen your post before I got all caught up.  Hi Joe.
hey they can't all be great posts, you know.  hello guys...
How about just some of them be great?  Hi Flip.
If you want great posts, we're gonna need more stars.
Stars?
Que?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 02:04:46 PM
And with that, I'm outta here.  My cigars aren't gonna smoke themselves.  Have a good afternoon, all.
I hope it was something I said.
She is flaky as hell, didn't come in yesterday after a doc appt(when she said she would) and never checked in...NOT ON MY WATCH!
Remember, a firm, open-handed slap on the behind says you mean business.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: sfish on February 24, 2015, 02:05:49 PM
And with that, I'm outta here.  My cigars aren't gonna smoke themselves.  Have a good afternoon, all.
Later part-timer
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 02:10:19 PM
And with that, I'm outta here.  My cigars aren't gonna smoke themselves.  Have a good afternoon, all.
Later part-timer
See ya Joe!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 02:16:45 PM
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
Sheesh, I was just kidding.  It's Tuesday after all.

May wanna just skip the previous couple of pages.
Not bad advice...brutal

No shit.  Apparently Seattle is one of those cities where "everyone wins".  Great try, Seahawks!  The participation trophy parade was still fun.
Oh, well hey...thanks!  San Diego's opinion means so much.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 02:22:39 PM
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
Sheesh, I was just kidding.  It's Tuesday after all.

May wanna just skip the previous couple of pages.
Wish I had seen your post before I got all caught up.  Hi Joe.
hey they can't all be great posts, you know.  hello guys...
How about just some of them be great?  Hi Flip.
Well, y'know...you get the quality you deserve.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 24, 2015, 02:24:20 PM
Hazzuh!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 02:24:49 PM
Hazzuh!
See ya, LTG.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: cigarbreath on February 24, 2015, 02:25:25 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Wow, whata change!  From an orange helmet to an orange helmet!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: sfish on February 24, 2015, 02:28:32 PM
Hazzuh!
Later Dave, I'm out myself bitches!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 02:28:36 PM
And with that, I'm outta here.  My cigars aren't gonna smoke themselves.  Have a good afternoon, all.
I hope it was something I said.
She is flaky as hell, didn't come in yesterday after a doc appt(when she said she would) and never checked in...NOT ON MY WATCH!
Remember, a firm, open-handed slap on the behind says you mean business.
LMFAO!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 02:28:57 PM
Hazzuh!
Later Dave, I'm out myself bitches!
Were you in today?  Have you returned to work?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 02:29:49 PM
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html (http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/cleveland_browns_new_logo_unve.html)
A lot of hype about not too much of a change.
NEW ORANGE COLOR!  ;)
Pantone 2028 C!
And a "Kick Me!" sign taped to the back of their jerseys?
They're getting new unis in April, too. Maybe we'll just incorporate the sign into the new design.
Wow, whata change!  From an orange helmet to an orange helmet!
50 Shades of Orange?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 02:30:54 PM
And with that, I'm outta here.  My cigars aren't gonna smoke themselves.  Have a good afternoon, all.
I hope it was something I said.
She is flaky as hell, didn't come in yesterday after a doc appt(when she said she would) and never checked in...NOT ON MY WATCH!
Are you calling Joe a she?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 02:32:54 PM
Aw, I shouldn't tease.  The Seahawks had to wear the Kick Me sign for 36 years, and only got to take it off about 3 years ago.
I'm thinking they could put the sign back on again now... D'OH!
Maybe.  Then again, the Seahawks actually went to the dance. Two years in a row.
Sheesh, I was just kidding.  It's Tuesday after all.

May wanna just skip the previous couple of pages.
Wish I had seen your post before I got all caught up.  Hi Joe.
hey they can't all be great posts, you know.  hello guys...
How about just some of them be great?  Hi Flip.
Well, y'know...you get the quality you deserve.
Dude, I was rooting for the Seahawks.  WTF?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 02:34:16 PM
I'm just trying to impress cb.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 02:45:09 PM
I'm just trying to impress cb.
Has anyone ever managed that?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: flip from jersey on February 24, 2015, 02:45:30 PM
And with that, I'm outta here.  My cigars aren't gonna smoke themselves.  Have a good afternoon, all.
I hope it was something I said.
She is flaky as hell, didn't come in yesterday after a doc appt(when she said she would) and never checked in...NOT ON MY WATCH!
Remember, a firm, open-handed slap on the behind says you mean business.
and HR will be talking to you about your participation in the sexual harrasment and assault suits.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: flip from jersey on February 24, 2015, 02:46:08 PM
I'm just trying to impress cb.
try this
A man goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.  He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from.  So he says, "Do you know me?"
 
To which she replies, "I think you are the father of one of my kids."
 
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my friends watching, while your partner whipped my back with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my bum???"
 
She looked into his eyes and calmly said, "No, I'm your son's mathematics teacher."
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 02:48:10 PM
Hazzuh!
Later Dave, I'm out myself bitches!
Later bitches!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 02:48:35 PM
And with that, I'm outta here.  My cigars aren't gonna smoke themselves.  Have a good afternoon, all.
I hope it was something I said.
She is flaky as hell, didn't come in yesterday after a doc appt(when she said she would) and never checked in...NOT ON MY WATCH!
Are you calling Joe a she?
LALTS!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: flip from jersey on February 24, 2015, 02:50:43 PM
Hazzuh!
Later Dave, I'm out myself bitches!
Later bitches!
bye, bye boys....
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 02:53:56 PM
Hazzuh!
Later Dave, I'm out myself bitches!
Later bitches!
bye, bye boys....
Seeya, Flip.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 03:00:59 PM
I'm just trying to impress cb.
try this
A man goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.  He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from.  So he says, "Do you know me?"
 
To which she replies, "I think you are the father of one of my kids."
 
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my friends watching, while your partner whipped my back with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my bum???"
 
She looked into his eyes and calmly said, "No, I'm your son's mathematics teacher."
An oldie but a goodie... And your joke too.  LOL!  Bye Flip.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: cigarbreath on February 24, 2015, 03:03:05 PM
I'm just trying to impress cb.
Has anyone ever managed that?
Occasionally but Tony has a way to go - banterwise.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: cigarbreath on February 24, 2015, 03:12:24 PM
How cold was it this morning?  It was so cold set a new low temp record - minus 18.  How cold is it?  Plus 28.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 03:19:23 PM
I'm just trying to impress cb.
Has anyone ever managed that?
Occasionally but Tony has a way to go - banterwise.
:P
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: ss2 on February 24, 2015, 03:47:03 PM
How cold was it this morning?  It was so cold set a new low temp record - minus 18.  How cold is it?  Plus 28.
Sheesh, too late in the day for trigonometry....  Hi Cb!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 04:16:11 PM
Too late in the day for a meeting . Can we just cancel the rest of the day due to lack of interest?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 04:21:56 PM
Too late in the day for a meeting . Can we just cancel the rest of the day due to lack of interest?
Amen.  The cafe downstairs already closed and I didn't realize how late in the day it was.  Which means I have to put on my fucking coat and face the Feels Like 9° if I want another cup of coffee.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: cigarbreath on February 24, 2015, 04:28:42 PM
How cold was it this morning?  It was so cold set a new low temp record - minus 18.  How cold is it?  Plus 28.
Sheesh, too late in the day for trigonometry....  Hi Cb!
Basic Fishmatic Sam.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: ss2 on February 24, 2015, 04:29:20 PM
How cold was it this morning?  It was so cold set a new low temp record - minus 18.  How cold is it?  Plus 28.
Sheesh, too late in the day for trigonometry....  Hi Cb!
Basic Fishmatic Sam.
Ahh, thought it looked familiar.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: ss2 on February 24, 2015, 04:32:46 PM
It is finally that magic time of the day where I get to fight with the numerous other fools who think they can drive.  The only thing I have on them is I get to smoke a Partagas Cifuentes maduro while dealing with them, and they DON'T  have one and have to deal with ME!
'nite all!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: cigarbreath on February 24, 2015, 04:34:21 PM
It is finally that magic time of the day where I get to fight with the numerous other fools who think they can drive.  The only thing I have on them is I get to smoke a Partagas Cifuentes maduro while dealing with them, and they DON'T  have one and have to deal with ME!
'nite all!
Give 'em hell Sam.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 04:41:29 PM
It is finally that magic time of the day where I get to fight with the numerous other fools who think they can drive.  The only thing I have on them is I get to smoke a Partagas Cifuentes maduro while dealing with them, and they DON'T  have one and have to deal with ME!
'nite all!
Good night, Sam.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 04:42:18 PM
Too late in the day for a meeting . Can we just cancel the rest of the day due to lack of interest?
Amen.  The cafe downstairs already closed and I didn't realize how late in the day it was.  Which means I have to put on my fucking coat and face the Feels Like 9° if I want another cup of coffee.
Decided on some Bigelow's "Constant Comment" I found in my desk.  Seems appropriate while bantering.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 04:54:17 PM
Wish it was quitting time, another hour of nothingness!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 05:01:47 PM
Wish it was quitting time, another hour of nothingness!
TWSS
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 05:16:42 PM
Wish it was quitting time, another hour of nothingness!
Can't you find another slacker staff member to chew out?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 05:17:15 PM
Maybe whittle a humidor leg or four....
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 05:17:50 PM
@CG87:  Well I was gonna keep you company for a while longer but you're ignoring me so GFY.  AFoC OUT!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 05:21:06 PM
Wish it was quitting time, another hour of nothingness!
Can't you find another slacker staff member to chew out?
CNS - she is the only bad egg
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 05:21:29 PM
Maybe whittle a humidor leg or four....
Perfect, just got some accounting work dumped on me - lovely!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 05:21:38 PM
@CG87:  Well I was gonna keep you company for a while longer but you're ignoring me so GFY.  AFoC OUT!
See ya Tony!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on February 24, 2015, 05:22:00 PM
So is anybody left around here?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on February 24, 2015, 05:24:40 PM
And with that, I'm outta here.  My cigars aren't gonna smoke themselves.  Have a good afternoon, all.
I hope it was something I said.
She is flaky as hell, didn't come in yesterday after a doc appt(when she said she would) and never checked in...NOT ON MY WATCH!
Remember, a firm, open-handed slap on the behind says you mean business.
Yeah you mean business and that would be business for your lawyer ;D
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 05:25:07 PM
So is anybody left around here?
Yeah, I'm here.  Aren't you lucky?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on February 24, 2015, 05:26:54 PM
So is anybody left around here?
Yeah, I'm here.  Aren't you lucky?
I am very fortunate for sure.  Afternoon. Raz
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 05:27:42 PM
So is anybody left around here?
Yeah, I'm here.  Aren't you lucky?
I am very fortunate for sure.  Afternoon. Raz
How the hell are you, Tex?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 05:28:00 PM
And with that, I'm outta here.  My cigars aren't gonna smoke themselves.  Have a good afternoon, all.
I hope it was something I said.
She is flaky as hell, didn't come in yesterday after a doc appt(when she said she would) and never checked in...NOT ON MY WATCH!
Remember, a firm, open-handed slap on the behind says you mean business.
Yeah you mean business and that would be business for your lawyer ;D
Good thing we have one on staff!   8)
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 05:29:15 PM
@CG87:  Well I was gonna keep you company for a while longer but you're ignoring me so GFY.  AFoC OUT!
What am I.....chopped liver Mr. Fukkin Mayor?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 05:29:35 PM
And with that, I'm outta here.  My cigars aren't gonna smoke themselves.  Have a good afternoon, all.
I hope it was something I said.
She is flaky as hell, didn't come in yesterday after a doc appt(when she said she would) and never checked in...NOT ON MY WATCH!
Remember, a firm, open-handed slap on the behind says you mean business.
Yeah you mean business and that would be business for your lawyer ;D
Good thing we have one on staff!   8)
I should come to work for you.  I give my supervisors migraines, usually.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 05:29:51 PM
So is anybody left around here?
No, apparently not.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on February 24, 2015, 05:33:30 PM
So is anybody left around here?
No, apparently not.
We thought all you left coasters were 1/4 day workers
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 05:33:53 PM
So is anybody left around here?
No, apparently not.
There's Tex, ShaunCG,me, and Travellin' Dave.  So, three of us.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on February 24, 2015, 05:34:24 PM
So is anybody left around here?
Yeah, I'm here.  Aren't you lucky?
I am very fortunate for sure.  Afternoon. Raz
How the hell are you, Tex?
Doing ok, just got home from Houston.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 05:34:57 PM
So is anybody left around here?
No, apparently not.
We thought all you left coasters were 1/4 day workers
You mean, like, actually working?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 05:35:52 PM
So is anybody left around here?
Yeah, I'm here.  Aren't you lucky?
I am very fortunate for sure.  Afternoon. Raz
How the hell are you, Tex?
Doing ok, just got home from Houston.
Which is a good place to be home from.  I've got kin in Houston, but I can only tolerate the place about a weekend at a time.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 05:40:34 PM
And with that, I'm outta here.  My cigars aren't gonna smoke themselves.  Have a good afternoon, all.
I hope it was something I said.
She is flaky as hell, didn't come in yesterday after a doc appt(when she said she would) and never checked in...NOT ON MY WATCH!
Remember, a firm, open-handed slap on the behind says you mean business.
Yeah you mean business and that would be business for your lawyer ;D
Good thing we have one on staff!   8)
I should come to work for you.  I give my supervisors migraines, usually.
I am very susceptible to those, that wouldn't work well  ;)
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on February 24, 2015, 05:41:27 PM
So is anybody left around here?
Yeah, I'm here.  Aren't you lucky?
I am very fortunate for sure.  Afternoon. Raz
How the hell are you, Tex?
Doing ok, just got home from Houston.
Which is a good place to be home from.  I've got kin in Houston, but I can only tolerate the place about a weekend at a time.
I actually like Houston
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 05:43:28 PM
So is anybody left around here?
No, apparently not.
We thought all you left coasters were 1/4 day workers
You mean, like, actually working?
...it's open to interpretation.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 05:44:39 PM
So is anybody left around here?
Yeah, I'm here.  Aren't you lucky?
I am very fortunate for sure.  Afternoon. Raz
How the hell are you, Tex?
Doing ok, just got home from Houston.
Which is a good place to be home from.  I've got kin in Houston, but I can only tolerate the place about a weekend at a time.
I actually like Houston
I prefer to breathe my air, not drink it.  And even if it is the smell of money, the refinery stench gets to me.  Lovely people, though.  And some great restaurants. Pretty girls, too.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 05:52:21 PM
CG87 out - back 2 sk00l!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on February 24, 2015, 05:54:11 PM
So is anybody left around here?
Yeah, I'm here.  Aren't you lucky?
I am very fortunate for sure.  Afternoon. Raz
How the hell are you, Tex?
Doing ok, just got home from Houston.
Which is a good place to be home from.  I've got kin in Houston, but I can only tolerate the place about a weekend at a time.
I actually like Houston
I prefer to breathe my air, not drink it.  And even if it is the smell of money, the refinery stench gets to me.  Lovely people, though.  And some great restaurants. Pretty girls, too.
Sure enough a great food city.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on February 24, 2015, 05:54:30 PM
CG87 out - back 2 sk00l!
Later skoolboy
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 06:18:54 PM
Why is it that people who sat through the same meeting as I did, and heard the same shit over and over and over, then need me to interpret for them?  I really need another job.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on February 24, 2015, 06:23:25 PM
Why is it that people who sat through the same meeting as I did, and heard the same shit over and over and over, then need me to interpret for them?  I really need another job.
LMAO.   After our meetings I usually ask a couple of people if they said anything I need to know cause I pretty much tune things out.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 06:37:04 PM
Why is it that people who sat through the same meeting as I did, and heard the same shit over and over and over, then need me to interpret for them?  I really need another job.
LMAO.   After our meetings I usually ask a couple of people if they said anything I need to know cause I pretty much tune things out.
Anymore, I just blow off the meetings completely.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 06:42:38 PM
Why is it that people who sat through the same meeting as I did, and heard the same shit over and over and over, then need me to interpret for them?  I really need another job.
LMAO.   After our meetings I usually ask a couple of people if they said anything I need to know cause I pretty much tune things out.
Anymore, I just blow off the meetings completely.
That's my historical approach, but this was a team meeting, so hard to avoid detection.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 06:43:52 PM
But I dutifully sent the team member examples of all the documents that had been gone over ad nauseum in the meeting.  I'm such a team player.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on February 24, 2015, 06:53:19 PM
Why is it that people who sat through the same meeting as I did, and heard the same shit over and over and over, then need me to interpret for them?  I really need another job.
LMAO.   After our meetings I usually ask a couple of people if they said anything I need to know cause I pretty much tune things out.
Anymore, I just blow off the meetings completely.
I do too as much as possible but  might as well not be at them because I pretty much tune everything out.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on February 24, 2015, 06:53:45 PM

But I dutifully sent the team member examples of all the documents that had been gone over ad nauseum in the meeting.  I'm such a team player.
Same shit here-wonder how many people are not paying attention in meets and how many aren't paying attention and at least ask for a recap...the first # scares me the most.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 06:57:10 PM

But I dutifully sent the team member examples of all the documents that had been gone over ad nauseum in the meeting.  I'm such a team player.
Same shit here-wonder how many people are not paying attention in meets and how many aren't paying attention and at least ask for a recap...the first # scares me the most.
Pontifications probably don't mean anything, so better off without any attempt at update.  That's just another waste of time.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 06:57:16 PM
So, Xikar now makes a metal version of the X8 called the M8.  I've got several examples of the X8 from buying that Famous deal on CyB cigars.  Best cigar cutter I've owned so far.  May have to try one of the M8's.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on February 24, 2015, 06:58:38 PM

But I dutifully sent the team member examples of all the documents that had been gone over ad nauseum in the meeting.  I'm such a team player.
Same shit here-wonder how many people are not paying attention in meets and how many aren't paying attention and at least ask for a recap...the first # scares me the most.
You bantering in school?   I think most of the world is sick and tired of Fuk'n meetings so some egotistical ass can here themselves talk
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 07:00:03 PM

But I dutifully sent the team member examples of all the documents that had been gone over ad nauseum in the meeting.  I'm such a team player.
Same shit here-wonder how many people are not paying attention in meets and how many aren't paying attention and at least ask for a recap...the first # scares me the most.
Raz's Law of Announcements: "It doesn't mean shit if it isn't sent in e-mail posted on the banter."
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 07:03:19 PM

But I dutifully sent the team member examples of all the documents that had been gone over ad nauseum in the meeting.  I'm such a team player.
Same shit here-wonder how many people are not paying attention in meets and how many aren't paying attention and at least ask for a recap...the first # scares me the most.
You bantering in school?   I think most of the world is sick and tired of Fuk'n meetings so some egotistical ass can here themselves talk
Right!  Er...of course...present company excepted...
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 07:07:24 PM

But I dutifully sent the team member examples of all the documents that had been gone over ad nauseum in the meeting.  I'm such a team player.
Same shit here-wonder how many people are not paying attention in meets and how many aren't paying attention and at least ask for a recap...the first # scares me the most.
Raz's Law of Announcements: "It doesn't mean shit if it isn't sent in e-mail posted on the banter."
Fixed it for you.  ;)
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 07:09:34 PM

But I dutifully sent the team member examples of all the documents that had been gone over ad nauseum in the meeting.  I'm such a team player.
Same shit here-wonder how many people are not paying attention in meets and how many aren't paying attention and at least ask for a recap...the first # scares me the most.
Raz's Law of Announcements: "It doesn't mean shit if it isn't sent in e-mailposted on the banter."
Fixed it for you.  ;)
Not sure I'd bet my career on it, but there is the fact that I'm more likely to act on something posted here than anything said in a meeting.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 07:11:37 PM

But I dutifully sent the team member examples of all the documents that had been gone over ad nauseum in the meeting.  I'm such a team player.
Same shit here-wonder how many people are not paying attention in meets and how many aren't paying attention and at least ask for a recap...the first # scares me the most.
Raz's Law of Announcements: "It doesn't mean shit if it isn't sent in e-mailposted on the banter."
Fixed it for you.  ;)
Not sure I'd bet my career on it, but there is the fact that I'm more likely to act on something posted here than anything said in a meeting.
The strike-through doesn't appear in Tapatalk.  Oh well.  But I must agree.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 07:12:51 PM
Ok, back in the car to pick up some dinner.  Check back in later.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 07:13:46 PM
Enough time in this office, time for a cigar!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on February 24, 2015, 07:16:23 PM
Enough time in this office, time for a cigar!
Now you are thinking straight!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 07:21:55 PM
Enough time in this office, time for a cigar!
It was time for a cigar about 8 hours ago.  But I had to fuckin' come to work.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 07:22:25 PM
And now I have to go solve a tech emergency.  Jayzus.  At 4:22pm? 
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 07:51:35 PM
Enough time in this office, time for a cigar!
Now you are thinking straight!
TWSS
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 07:52:51 PM
And now I have to go solve a tech emergency.  Jayzus.  At 4:22pm?
Somebody's Amazon order must not be closing out.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on February 24, 2015, 07:56:42 PM
Enough time in this office, time for a cigar!
Now you are thinking straight!
TNWSS
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on February 24, 2015, 07:57:19 PM
Enough time in this office, time for a cigar!
Now you are thinking straight!
TNWSS
You left out theN but I fixed it for you
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: razgueado on February 24, 2015, 08:01:21 PM
And now I have to go solve a tech emergency.  Jayzus.  At 4:22pm?
Somebody's Amazon order must not be closing out.
Dumbass network people updated Java on a server that runs a Federal Government app. Recipe for disaster.

But Java makes everything foolproof, right? Sheeeeeiiiit.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: YAD on February 24, 2015, 08:01:45 PM
Evening gents.  KC is about to hit 33k next door.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 08:52:10 PM
And now I have to go solve a tech emergency.  Jayzus.  At 4:22pm?
Somebody's Amazon order must not be closing out.
Dumbass network people updated Java on a server that runs a Federal Government app. Recipe for disaster.

But Java makes everything foolproof, right? Sheeeeeiiiit.
Shit like that happens to me all the time.  I won't rant but I certainly could.  It's probably because I'm pissed at "people" today.  I think I'm MANstruating.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 24, 2015, 08:54:06 PM
And now I have to go solve a tech emergency.  Jayzus.  At 4:22pm?
Somebody's Amazon order must not be closing out.
Dumbass network people updated Java on a server that runs a Federal Government app. Recipe for disaster.

But Java makes everything foolproof, right? Sheeeeeiiiit.
Shit like that happens to me all the time.  I won't rant but I certainly could.  It's probably because I'm pissed at "people" today.  I think I'm MANstruating.
That would explain a lot.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 09:03:43 PM
And now I have to go solve a tech emergency.  Jayzus.  At 4:22pm?
Somebody's Amazon order must not be closing out.
Dumbass network people updated Java on a server that runs a Federal Government app. Recipe for disaster.

But Java makes everything foolproof, right? Sheeeeeiiiit.
Shit like that happens to me all the time.  I won't rant but I certainly could.  It's probably because I'm pissed at "people" today.  I think I'm MANstruating.
That would explain a lot.
No joke.  I have a shorter fuse than normal today and generally every little thing pisses me off already.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: cigarbreath on February 24, 2015, 09:23:21 PM
And now I have to go solve a tech emergency.  Jayzus.  At 4:22pm?
Somebody's Amazon order must not be closing out.
Dumbass network people updated Java on a server that runs a Federal Government app. Recipe for disaster.

But Java makes everything foolproof, right? Sheeeeeiiiit.
Shit like that happens to me all the time.  I won't rant but I certainly could.  It's probably because I'm pissed at "people" today.  I think I'm MANstruating.
That would explain a lot.
No joke.  I have a shorter fuse than normal today and generally every little thing pisses me off already.
Hot Flashes Antnee!  Tender man boobs?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 09:35:41 PM
And now I have to go solve a tech emergency.  Jayzus.  At 4:22pm?
Somebody's Amazon order must not be closing out.
Dumbass network people updated Java on a server that runs a Federal Government app. Recipe for disaster.

But Java makes everything foolproof, right? Sheeeeeiiiit.
Shit like that happens to me all the time.  I won't rant but I certainly could.  It's probably because I'm pissed at "people" today.  I think I'm MANstruating.
That would explain a lot.
No joke.  I have a shorter fuse than normal today and generally every little thing pisses me off already.
Hot Flashes Antnee!  Tender man boobs?
That really made me laugh.  Thanks.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: cigarbreath on February 24, 2015, 09:37:40 PM
And now I have to go solve a tech emergency.  Jayzus.  At 4:22pm?
Somebody's Amazon order must not be closing out.
Dumbass network people updated Java on a server that runs a Federal Government app. Recipe for disaster.

But Java makes everything foolproof, right? Sheeeeeiiiit.
Shit like that happens to me all the time.  I won't rant but I certainly could.  It's probably because I'm pissed at "people" today.  I think I'm MANstruating.
That would explain a lot.
No joke.  I have a shorter fuse than normal today and generally every little thing pisses me off already.
Hot Flashes Antnee!  Tender man boobs?
That really made me laugh.  Thanks.
Ever mindful of the needs of others.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 09:43:13 PM
And now I have to go solve a tech emergency.  Jayzus.  At 4:22pm?
Somebody's Amazon order must not be closing out.
Dumbass network people updated Java on a server that runs a Federal Government app. Recipe for disaster.

But Java makes everything foolproof, right? Sheeeeeiiiit.
Shit like that happens to me all the time.  I won't rant but I certainly could.  It's probably because I'm pissed at "people" today.  I think I'm MANstruating.
That would explain a lot.
No joke.  I have a shorter fuse than normal today and generally every little thing pisses me off already.
Hot Flashes Antnee!  Tender man boobs?
That really made me laugh.  Thanks.
Ever mindful of the needs of others.
Yes you are.  Smoking anything this evening?
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: cigarbreath on February 24, 2015, 10:02:14 PM
And now I have to go solve a tech emergency.  Jayzus.  At 4:22pm?
Somebody's Amazon order must not be closing out.
Dumbass network people updated Java on a server that runs a Federal Government app. Recipe for disaster.

But Java makes everything foolproof, right? Sheeeeeiiiit.
Shit like that happens to me all the time.  I won't rant but I certainly could.  It's probably because I'm pissed at "people" today.  I think I'm MANstruating.
That would explain a lot.
No joke.  I have a shorter fuse than normal today and generally every little thing pisses me off already.
Hot Flashes Antnee!  Tender man boobs?
That really made me laugh.  Thanks.
Ever mindful of the needs of others.
Yes you are.  Smoking anything this evening?
EPC Short Run.  Don't ask me which one.  No year date on it.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 24, 2015, 10:13:41 PM
And now I have to go solve a tech emergency.  Jayzus.  At 4:22pm?
Somebody's Amazon order must not be closing out.
Dumbass network people updated Java on a server that runs a Federal Government app. Recipe for disaster.

But Java makes everything foolproof, right? Sheeeeeiiiit.
Shit like that happens to me all the time.  I won't rant but I certainly could.  It's probably because I'm pissed at "people" today.  I think I'm MANstruating.
That would explain a lot.
No joke.  I have a shorter fuse than normal today and generally every little thing pisses me off already.
Hot Flashes Antnee!  Tender man boobs?
That really made me laugh.  Thanks.
Ever mindful of the needs of others.
Yes you are.  Smoking anything this evening?
EPC Short Run.  Don't ask me which one.  No year date on it.
I don't know the differences anyway.  There generally isn't a bad short-run so you're in good hands.  Enjoy.  I'm gonna call it a night.  Big jam tomorrow.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: cigarbreath on February 24, 2015, 10:14:50 PM
And now I have to go solve a tech emergency.  Jayzus.  At 4:22pm?
Somebody's Amazon order must not be closing out.
Dumbass network people updated Java on a server that runs a Federal Government app. Recipe for disaster.

But Java makes everything foolproof, right? Sheeeeeiiiit.
Shit like that happens to me all the time.  I won't rant but I certainly could.  It's probably because I'm pissed at "people" today.  I think I'm MANstruating.
That would explain a lot.
No joke.  I have a shorter fuse than normal today and generally every little thing pisses me off already.
Hot Flashes Antnee!  Tender man boobs?
That really made me laugh.  Thanks.
Ever mindful of the needs of others.
Yes you are.  Smoking anything this evening?
EPC Short Run.  Don't ask me which one.  No year date on it.
I don't know the differences anyway.  There generally isn't a bad short-run so you're in good hands.  Enjoy.  I'm gonna call it a night.  Big jam tomorrow.
You're a knight, Sir Anthony of Bergen.
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: KC on February 24, 2015, 11:15:03 PM
Must be a Jam coming up.  The CI website is locked up AGAIN!!
Title: Re: 2/24/2015
Post by: KC on February 24, 2015, 11:30:19 PM
Now they kicked me off the site completely.  How do they stay in business?