Everybody go home to watch the Pope or what?
Pope doesn't hangout in Oxford very much.
England?
Ohio, dickhead!
Dang, brother. What crawls in the depths of your anal cavity?
I'd say a skunk crawled up another skunks ass, and then crawled up his ass...
Funny you should mention skunks. Got this skunk that passes by our house about 5 AM and something pisses him off so he does what skunks do. Every morning, skunk musk wakes me up.
You need to do what Texans do and shoot his ass
To earth friendly and gun unfriendly around here. Don't think the thought hasn't crossed my mind any number of times.
I know the kind but .22 CB caps are mighty quiet out of a rifle.
Yeah, but the truth of the matter is you have to work at riling a skunk, and they give you all kinds of warning that they're going to spray you. They aren't hair-trigger beasts like rattlesnakes. That's why dogs always seem to get sprayed, because dogs are stupid. The only people I've ever known to get sprayed were trying to wrestle a dog away from annoying a skunk.