Everybody go home to watch the Pope or what?
Pope doesn't hangout in Oxford very much.
England?
Ohio, dickhead!
Dang, brother. What crawls in the depths of your anal cavity?
I'd say a skunk crawled up another skunks ass, and then crawled up his ass...
Funny you should mention skunks. Got this skunk that passes by our house about 5 AM and something pisses him off so he does what skunks do. Every morning, skunk musk wakes me up.
That's bad... I hope it wasn't too close to your house. When I was a kid, we were camping and I saw the brush moving, and I snuck up to see what it was. I guess I was about 10 foot from a skunk. I just froze, then slowly backed away. I was pretty lucky. I freeze when I see snakes too. I actually freeze and can't move for about 3 or 4 seconds. Once I froze about 18 foot up on a telephone pole during a pole climbing class. I was practicing by myself, and I couldn't move for about 5 minutes. The instructor seen me and walked out to where I was and said, "Your doing great. Now just bring your right leg down and start coming down." I don't know if she knew I was froze or not, but she talked me down. I acted like I knew what I was doing..