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Re: 8/4/2015
« Reply #255 on: August 04, 2015, 04:04:49 PM »

Atlantic VIP pricing for the upcoming EPC Seleccion Oscuro is $50 less than the regular price that is about $20 less than MSRP.
Come on guys give in and order something Dave is trying to earn some beer money.
If only a got a commission.

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He is kind of like the hawkers on Bourbon Street - Come on in guys biggest tits ever right inside come on in and pick you a pair out come on in never a cover charge here at miss kitt's  tit's come on in just take a peek at these tits.....
Prefer to take the more subtle Las Vegas approach, just flipping the cards, just flipping the cards.

So, Dave... let me ask since BD got me looking at the bid site, Fuente Fuente Opus X Double Robusto... good enough for $40 ea.? Don't even know what to look for in that price range.  :o Don't know if anything could live up to expectations.
Only if it comes with a lap dance.
I sure as hell am not savvy enough to appreciate that.
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Re: 8/4/2015
« Reply #256 on: August 04, 2015, 04:04:53 PM »

Atlantic VIP pricing for the upcoming EPC Seleccion Oscuro is $50 less than the regular price that is about $20 less than MSRP.
Come on guys give in and order something Dave is trying to earn some beer money.
If only a got a commission.

AtlanticDave  8)
He is kind of like the hawkers on Bourbon Street - Come on in guys biggest tits ever right inside come on in and pick you a pair out come on in never a cover charge here at miss kitt's  tit's come on in just take a peek at these tits.....

So, Atlancic CigarPimpDave
You left a word out but I fixed it for ya

Haha... that is pretty 'lengthy'. Maybe just keep WhiteWhale
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Re: 8/4/2015
« Reply #257 on: August 04, 2015, 04:04:58 PM »

heading out. pray Murphy's Law doesn't hit.
Wishing you the Best but I think we will just wait to hear the next reported incident. ::)
Make sure to check in later Dean, we need status updates!
home safe and sound, trailer unloaded, bikerlady home. no problems. kind of dull and boring actually.

The story or the bikerlady? You could always spice it up a little... like we would know. haha

Good afternoon, Deano. Glad they didn't tear up your trailer anymore.
Howdy Dean.  I vote for a more spicy or adventurous story too.  Such as alligators ate your trailers tires, and you popped something else.. :)
trying to change camping reservations next week with ReserveAmerica. book next Monday to Saturday at St George's Island State Park but want the following week instead. bikerlady sprained her ankle, her husband is coming home from the hospital, and my sponsor goes for surgery and wants me to babysit that Wednesday. a cluster fuck indeed. I may just go alone and fuck them all.
Would asking the deadbeats to babysit be too much...?  Or is it the deadbeats that need babysitting...?
my sponsor is that past legal authority for the State of Florida. retired a few years back and spends his time golfing and fishing.
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Re: 8/4/2015
« Reply #258 on: August 04, 2015, 04:05:40 PM »

Heading home.   BBL
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Re: 8/4/2015
« Reply #259 on: August 04, 2015, 04:07:36 PM »

Think I will pack up and go home.    Later Folks.

See ya, Dave. Be sure to flaunt your 'victory' while you float in the pool. Wait. That's not what I meant.
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Re: 8/4/2015
« Reply #260 on: August 04, 2015, 04:07:42 PM »

I thought I'd try bidding on some single cigars.  10 singles for $2.25. The first bidder decides he wants all 10 of them. I decide I'll bid on 5 and split them with him.  Before I bid, another guy bids on 4 of them.  I still want 5, but since the original bidder had 6, I didn't want to leave him with only 1 cigar, so I bid on his 6 cigars.  I had to go and babysit, so I couldn't watch the end of the bidding.  Another guy decides he wants 5 cigars and I end being the odd guy out and only getting 1 cigar.  So my great deal for last week was 1 cigar for $8.25.  So my lesson learned is, "if your bidding on single cigars, ya have to watch it to the end so some jerk won't screw ya on one stinking cigar @#$%^&*(...!!!!!"
Sorry to hear that. I had no idea that was you. jk  ;)

You can always get some more bidding in before your shipment day.
I'd tell you what I was bidding on, but I don't think I could take the harassment and grass cutting all in the same day.. :)
Do we really harrass you on your cigar choices Mr. Kuba?

Mr. Kuba Maduro... see, at least you know we're listening.
Yes, it's the Maduro that I like the best.  They're price has been really high lately too. I'm glad I have about 15 to 20 in my humidor.

Well, not knowing what your price is like Bean's $36/10... The Monster has them regularly for @ $25/5... couple pennys under today making the coupon a little reach. But get 3 minus catsrule would make them $4.15 ea. w/free shipping.
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Re: 8/4/2015
« Reply #261 on: August 04, 2015, 04:08:35 PM »

I thought I'd try bidding on some single cigars.  10 singles for $2.25. The first bidder decides he wants all 10 of them. I decide I'll bid on 5 and split them with him.  Before I bid, another guy bids on 4 of them.  I still want 5, but since the original bidder had 6, I didn't want to leave him with only 1 cigar, so I bid on his 6 cigars.  I had to go and babysit, so I couldn't watch the end of the bidding.  Another guy decides he wants 5 cigars and I end being the odd guy out and only getting 1 cigar.  So my great deal for last week was 1 cigar for $8.25.  So my lesson learned is, "if your bidding on single cigars, ya have to watch it to the end so some jerk won't screw ya on one stinking cigar @#$%^&*(...!!!!!"
Sorry to hear that. I had no idea that was you. jk  ;)

You can always get some more bidding in before your shipment day.
I'd tell you what I was bidding on, but I don't think I could take the harassment and grass cutting all in the same day.. :)
Do we really harrass you on your cigar choices Mr. Kuba?

Mr. Kuba Maduro... see, at least you know we're listening.
Yes, it's the Maduro that I like the best.  They're price has been really high lately too. I'm glad I have about 15 to 20 in my humidor.

Well, not knowing what your price is like Bean's $36/10... The Monster has them regularly for @ $25/5... couple pennys under today making the coupon a little reach. But get 3 minus catsrule would make them $4.15 ea. w/free shipping.
Thanks...!
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Re: 8/4/2015
« Reply #262 on: August 04, 2015, 04:10:07 PM »

Atlantic VIP pricing for the upcoming EPC Seleccion Oscuro is $50 less than the regular price that is about $20 less than MSRP.
Come on guys give in and order something Dave is trying to earn some beer money.
If only a got a commission.

AtlanticDave  8)
He is kind of like the hawkers on Bourbon Street - Come on in guys biggest tits ever right inside come on in and pick you a pair out come on in never a cover charge here at miss kitt's  tit's come on in just take a peek at these tits.....
Geez, I really do need to get my lazy ass up and go to a nudie bar..!
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Re: 8/4/2015
« Reply #263 on: August 04, 2015, 04:12:22 PM »

Atlantic VIP pricing for the upcoming EPC Seleccion Oscuro is $50 less than the regular price that is about $20 less than MSRP.
Come on guys give in and order something Dave is trying to earn some beer money.
If only a got a commission.

AtlanticDave  8)
He is kind of like the hawkers on Bourbon Street - Come on in guys biggest tits ever right inside come on in and pick you a pair out come on in never a cover charge here at miss kitt's  tit's come on in just take a peek at these tits.....
Prefer to take the more subtle Las Vegas approach, just flipping the cards, just flipping the cards.

So, Dave... let me ask since BD got me looking at the bid site, Fuente Fuente Opus X Double Robusto... good enough for $40 ea.? Don't even know what to look for in that price range.  :o Don't know if anything could live up to expectations.
Only if it comes with a lap dance.
I sure as hell am not savvy enough to appreciate that.

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Re: 8/4/2015
« Reply #264 on: August 04, 2015, 04:13:43 PM »

Atlantic VIP pricing for the upcoming EPC Seleccion Oscuro is $50 less than the regular price that is about $20 less than MSRP.
Come on guys give in and order something Dave is trying to earn some beer money.
If only a got a commission.

AtlanticDave  8)
He is kind of like the hawkers on Bourbon Street - Come on in guys biggest tits ever right inside come on in and pick you a pair out come on in never a cover charge here at miss kitt's  tit's come on in just take a peek at these tits.....
Prefer to take the more subtle Las Vegas approach, just flipping the cards, just flipping the cards.

So, Dave... let me ask since BD got me looking at the bid site, Fuente Fuente Opus X Double Robusto... good enough for $40 ea.? Don't even know what to look for in that price range.  :o I don't know if anything could live up to expectations.
I damn well know Dad did not get you looking at cigars in that price range.
Now I know I didn't get you looking at $40 cigars...  I'm still crying over the $8 one I just bought..
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Re: 8/4/2015
« Reply #265 on: August 04, 2015, 04:17:16 PM »

camping is on for Monday the 10th, sites are about full, next available full week is the end of September. I am going with or without bikerlady.
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Re: 8/4/2015
« Reply #266 on: August 04, 2015, 04:18:30 PM »

Atlantic VIP pricing for the upcoming EPC Seleccion Oscuro is $50 less than the regular price that is about $20 less than MSRP.
Come on guys give in and order something Dave is trying to earn some beer money.
If only a got a commission.

AtlanticDave  8)
He is kind of like the hawkers on Bourbon Street - Come on in guys biggest tits ever right inside come on in and pick you a pair out come on in never a cover charge here at miss kitt's  tit's come on in just take a peek at these tits.....
Prefer to take the more subtle Las Vegas approach, just flipping the cards, just flipping the cards.

So, Dave... let me ask since BD got me looking at the bid site, Fuente Fuente Opus X Double Robusto... good enough for $40 ea.? Don't even know what to look for in that price range.  :o I don't know if anything could live up to expectations.
I damn well know Dad did not get you looking at cigars in that price range.
Now I know I didn't get you looking at $40 cigars...  I'm still crying over the $8 one I just bought..

No worries BD. Tx just put his warden filter on early again. Only hears what he wants after that.  ;D
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Re: 8/4/2015
« Reply #267 on: August 04, 2015, 04:22:10 PM »

For supper I'm having some Dimi Moore Beef Stew with a little brown sugar and bourbon in it.  With some butter and jelly biscuits.  I'm too tire to cook.
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Re: 8/4/2015
« Reply #268 on: August 04, 2015, 04:22:24 PM »

camping is on for Monday the 10th, sites are about full, next available full week is the end of September. I am going with or without bikerlady.

I was thinking it may be difficult to change so late. Shit, even folks that reserve spots for certain holidays on our lake have to be 6 months in advance... for a camping spot.
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Re: 8/4/2015
« Reply #269 on: August 04, 2015, 04:23:09 PM »

Think I will pack up and go home.    Later Folks.
Bye TR...
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