Ohh hey, mornin gents!
Look who finally rolled into town. Morning, Shaun.
Mornin Dave. Met a buddy for coffee, local contact who I am leveraging for a job 
Did you hear back from the company you interviewed with last week?
They loved me, really want me on board, only issue-the job desc wasn't 100% accurate in the sense that they want someone really technical, who will write code, not be a liaison between operations and IT(what I'm more familiar with). They are keeping me on file and will let me know if something opens up, I'm still applying places. Won't wait for them, but they are a great company.
"So, you take the specs from the customers to the engineers. Is that right?" 
Hey, Shaun. It's Friday. You can start drinking at noon today... That's the rules.
I take the thoughts and dreams from operations, since they can't think creatively outside of the box of their own little world they live in, and develop/integrate it across a company wide platform and make sure everything works cohesively, regarding software and process 
Yeah, I've given the same bullshit answer in interviews myself. ;-)
Morning, muchachos.
Good thing you guys wouldn't interview with me....I have short tolerance for that BS.
Me too. I've blown people up for it men when I was the interviewer.
Just to make them feel at ease?
Oh snap!
He left it hanging over the plate like that for 10 minutes. What were we to do?
Oh, most certainly swing for the fence. If the closest you're going to get to a blowjob is making jokes about one, might as well.
