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[BackyardSmoker]

LOL - http://mashable.com/2015/03/13/flight-radar-penis/

Ha. I didn't know Scott was a pilot.

[CigarGuy87]

Ohh hey, mornin gents!

Look who finally rolled into town. Morning, Shaun.

Mornin Dave.  Met a buddy for coffee, local contact who I am leveraging for a job

Did you hear back from the company you interviewed with last week?

They loved me, really want me on board, only issue-the job desc wasn't 100% accurate in the sense that they want someone really technical, who will write code, not be a liaison between operations and IT(what I'm more familiar with).  They are keeping me on file and will let me know if something opens up, I'm still applying places.  Won't wait for them, but they are a great company.

"So, you take the specs from the customers to the engineers. Is that right?" 

Hey, Shaun. It's Friday. You can start drinking at noon today... That's the rules.

I take the thoughts and dreams from operations, since they can't think creatively outside of the box of their own little world they live in, and develop/integrate it across a company wide platform and make sure everything works cohesively, regarding software and process   

[CigarGuy87]

LOL - http://mashable.com/2015/03/13/flight-radar-penis/

Ha. I didn't know Scott was a pilot.

That NJDave's 'unit'?  Hey Tony, care to verify?   

[LuvTooGolf]

Ohh hey, mornin gents!

Look who finally rolled into town. Morning, Shaun.

Mornin Dave.  Met a buddy for coffee, local contact who I am leveraging for a job

Did you hear back from the company you interviewed with last week?

They loved me, really want me on board, only issue-the job desc wasn't 100% accurate in the sense that they want someone really technical, who will write code, not be a liaison between operations and IT(what I'm more familiar with).  They are keeping me on file and will let me know if something opens up, I'm still applying places.  Won't wait for them, but they are a great company.

"So, you take the specs from the customers to the engineers. Is that right?" 

Hey, Shaun. It's Friday. You can start drinking at noon today... That's the rules.

I take the thoughts and dreams from operations, since they can't think creatively outside of the box of their own little world they live in, and develop/integrate it across a company wide platform and make sure everything works cohesively, regarding software and process   

Your resume building program come with a built-in bullshit encoder?

[CigarGuy87]

Ohh hey, mornin gents!

Look who finally rolled into town. Morning, Shaun.

Mornin Dave.  Met a buddy for coffee, local contact who I am leveraging for a job

Did you hear back from the company you interviewed with last week?

They loved me, really want me on board, only issue-the job desc wasn't 100% accurate in the sense that they want someone really technical, who will write code, not be a liaison between operations and IT(what I'm more familiar with).  They are keeping me on file and will let me know if something opens up, I'm still applying places.  Won't wait for them, but they are a great company.

"So, you take the specs from the customers to the engineers. Is that right?" 

Hey, Shaun. It's Friday. You can start drinking at noon today... That's the rules.

I take the thoughts and dreams from operations, since they can't think creatively outside of the box of their own little world they live in, and develop/integrate it across a company wide platform and make sure everything works cohesively, regarding software and process   

Your resume building program come with a built-in bullshit encoder?

Resume program...you mean these kneepads I bought so I can get a job - no, they didn't come with any extra software

[LuvTooGolf]

Ohh hey, mornin gents!

Look who finally rolled into town. Morning, Shaun.

Mornin Dave.  Met a buddy for coffee, local contact who I am leveraging for a job

Did you hear back from the company you interviewed with last week?

They loved me, really want me on board, only issue-the job desc wasn't 100% accurate in the sense that they want someone really technical, who will write code, not be a liaison between operations and IT(what I'm more familiar with).  They are keeping me on file and will let me know if something opens up, I'm still applying places.  Won't wait for them, but they are a great company.

"So, you take the specs from the customers to the engineers. Is that right?" 

Hey, Shaun. It's Friday. You can start drinking at noon today... That's the rules.

I take the thoughts and dreams from operations, since they can't think creatively outside of the box of their own little world they live in, and develop/integrate it across a company wide platform and make sure everything works cohesively, regarding software and process   

Your resume building program come with a built-in bullshit encoder?

Resume program...you mean these kneepads I bought so I can get a job - no, they didn't come with any extra software

And clearly you won't need an instruction manual.

[BackyardSmoker]

Ohh hey, mornin gents!

Look who finally rolled into town. Morning, Shaun.

Mornin Dave.  Met a buddy for coffee, local contact who I am leveraging for a job

Did you hear back from the company you interviewed with last week?

They loved me, really want me on board, only issue-the job desc wasn't 100% accurate in the sense that they want someone really technical, who will write code, not be a liaison between operations and IT(what I'm more familiar with).  They are keeping me on file and will let me know if something opens up, I'm still applying places.  Won't wait for them, but they are a great company.

"So, you take the specs from the customers to the engineers. Is that right?" 

Hey, Shaun. It's Friday. You can start drinking at noon today... That's the rules.

I take the thoughts and dreams from operations, since they can't think creatively outside of the box of their own little world they live in, and develop/integrate it across a company wide platform and make sure everything works cohesively, regarding software and process   

Your resume building program come with a built-in bullshit encoder?

No need. He comes from a long line of bullshitters... it's in the resume as well.

[CigarGuy87]

Ohh hey, mornin gents!

Look who finally rolled into town. Morning, Shaun.

Mornin Dave.  Met a buddy for coffee, local contact who I am leveraging for a job

Did you hear back from the company you interviewed with last week?

They loved me, really want me on board, only issue-the job desc wasn't 100% accurate in the sense that they want someone really technical, who will write code, not be a liaison between operations and IT(what I'm more familiar with).  They are keeping me on file and will let me know if something opens up, I'm still applying places.  Won't wait for them, but they are a great company.

"So, you take the specs from the customers to the engineers. Is that right?" 

Hey, Shaun. It's Friday. You can start drinking at noon today... That's the rules.

I take the thoughts and dreams from operations, since they can't think creatively outside of the box of their own little world they live in, and develop/integrate it across a company wide platform and make sure everything works cohesively, regarding software and process   

Your resume building program come with a built-in bullshit encoder?

Resume program...you mean these kneepads I bought so I can get a job - no, they didn't come with any extra software

And clearly you won't need an instruction manual.

Plenty of free online resources at my disposal   

[A Friend of Charlie]

Ohh hey, mornin gents!

Look who finally rolled into town. Morning, Shaun.

Mornin Dave.  Met a buddy for coffee, local contact who I am leveraging for a job

Did you hear back from the company you interviewed with last week?

They loved me, really want me on board, only issue-the job desc wasn't 100% accurate in the sense that they want someone really technical, who will write code, not be a liaison between operations and IT(what I'm more familiar with).  They are keeping me on file and will let me know if something opens up, I'm still applying places.  Won't wait for them, but they are a great company.

Can I apply?

[Travellin Dave]

LOL - http://mashable.com/2015/03/13/flight-radar-penis/

Ha. I didn't know Scott was a pilot.

That NJDave's 'unit'?  Hey Tony, care to verify?   

[Travellin Dave]

Ohh hey, mornin gents!

Look who finally rolled into town. Morning, Shaun.

Mornin Dave.  Met a buddy for coffee, local contact who I am leveraging for a job

Did you hear back from the company you interviewed with last week?

They loved me, really want me on board, only issue-the job desc wasn't 100% accurate in the sense that they want someone really technical, who will write code, not be a liaison between operations and IT(what I'm more familiar with).  They are keeping me on file and will let me know if something opens up, I'm still applying places.  Won't wait for them, but they are a great company.

Can I apply?

And you would survive how long in Fargo?

[CigarGuy87]

Ohh hey, mornin gents!

Look who finally rolled into town. Morning, Shaun.

Mornin Dave.  Met a buddy for coffee, local contact who I am leveraging for a job

Did you hear back from the company you interviewed with last week?

They loved me, really want me on board, only issue-the job desc wasn't 100% accurate in the sense that they want someone really technical, who will write code, not be a liaison between operations and IT(what I'm more familiar with).  They are keeping me on file and will let me know if something opens up, I'm still applying places.  Won't wait for them, but they are a great company.

Can I apply?

Yeah, only if you promise to be my new roommate!

[CigarGuy87]

Ohh hey, mornin gents!

Look who finally rolled into town. Morning, Shaun.

Mornin Dave.  Met a buddy for coffee, local contact who I am leveraging for a job

Did you hear back from the company you interviewed with last week?

They loved me, really want me on board, only issue-the job desc wasn't 100% accurate in the sense that they want someone really technical, who will write code, not be a liaison between operations and IT(what I'm more familiar with).  They are keeping me on file and will let me know if something opens up, I'm still applying places.  Won't wait for them, but they are a great company.

Can I apply?

And you would survive how long in Fargo?

FYI Tony: No Krispy Kremes in Fargo...

[A Friend of Charlie]

Ohh hey, mornin gents!

What's the word, Shauny?

Not much bud, just doin some research on companies. Expecting a call for an interview in the next 2-3 business days, so just breaking down the job description.  You?

A bunch.  But too lazy to type it all.  So I'll just say, "Same old, same ole".

[CigarGuy87]

Ohh hey, mornin gents!

What's the word, Shauny?

Not much bud, just doin some research on companies. Expecting a call for an interview in the next 2-3 business days, so just breaking down the job description.  You?

A bunch.  But too lazy to type it all.  So I'll just say, "Same old, same ole".

Heard THAT!