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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #135 on: August 24, 2017, 02:09:05 PM »

good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Maybe she also forgot she doesn't have any money?
Never seemed to matter much before.
And now we know why, she forgets the previous day every time she wakes up in the morning!
As the old saying goes, just like the farmer's goose, she wakes up in a new world everyday.
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #136 on: August 24, 2017, 02:24:42 PM »

good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Maybe she also forgot she doesn't have any money?
Never seemed to matter much before.
And now we know why, she forgets the previous day every time she wakes up in the morning!
As the old saying goes, just like the farmer's goose, she jwakes up in a new world everyday.
As the new saying goes, hazzuh!
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #137 on: August 24, 2017, 02:34:18 PM »

good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Maybe she also forgot she doesn't have any money?
Never seemed to matter much before.
And now we know why, she forgets the previous day every time she wakes up in the morning!
As the old saying goes, just like the farmer's goose, she jwakes up in a new world everyday.
As the new saying goes, hazzuh!
Indeed.  Huzzah DaveDave!
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #138 on: August 24, 2017, 02:38:47 PM »

good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Maybe she also forgot she doesn't have any money?
Never seemed to matter much before.
And now we know why, she forgets the previous day every time she wakes up in the morning!
As the old saying goes, just like the farmer's goose, she jwakes up in a new world everyday.
As the new saying goes, hazzuh!
Indeed.  Huzzah DaveDave!
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #139 on: August 24, 2017, 03:07:24 PM »

Settled in at the Sam Adams lounge by the gate. First draw off the first Oktoberfest tapped here. Seeing a lobster roll in my near future.
I do love that airport.  Try The Local next time, similar but not the same. 
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #140 on: August 24, 2017, 03:07:47 PM »

Finally all caught up. Sheesh, we are truly a motley bunch.
This is a revelation?
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #141 on: August 24, 2017, 03:08:41 PM »

Settled in at the Sam Adams lounge by the gate. First draw off the first Oktoberfest tapped here. Seeing a lobster roll in my near future.
I do love that airport.  Try The Local next time, similar but not the same.
You home?
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #142 on: August 24, 2017, 03:53:07 PM »

Travellin' Lull...
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #143 on: August 24, 2017, 03:55:15 PM »

Active shooter situation in Charleston is resolved with shooter in custody.
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #144 on: August 24, 2017, 04:01:07 PM »

Active shooter situation in Charleston is resolved with shooter in custody.
Damn, Virginia's is a good place on King Street been there several times for lunch when the boy was in school a few blocks away.   But just a psycho mad at the chef, not a random attack or such.
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #145 on: August 24, 2017, 04:02:39 PM »

Decided to give up on NOAA and give Noah a call thus I have been busy building an ark!   
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #146 on: August 24, 2017, 04:28:20 PM »

Hurricane Lull?
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #147 on: August 24, 2017, 04:36:19 PM »

Decided to give up on NOAA and give Noah a call thus I have been busy building an ark!
Head east. SC coast is sunny and dry.
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #148 on: August 24, 2017, 04:37:18 PM »

You'll need to go to one of your nearer lounges to rid out the  storm.
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #149 on: August 24, 2017, 04:38:22 PM »

Boarding time.
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