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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #120 on: August 24, 2017, 12:34:12 PM »

Dammit, fukn famous again put my order on hold for age verification.  MF'n incompetent idiots!
ORDER ON HOLD - AGE VERIFICATION REQUIRED
We will contact you via telephone or email for further information
You're too old. No more cigars for you.
:o.
Brett is one of the youngsters around here...
Yeah, that's me. Just a pup at 52.
Rock band, motorcycle enthusiast, you just have young demographics....
aside from Tony & fish, a lot of us are grandparents....
Not Me!
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #121 on: August 24, 2017, 12:54:37 PM »

good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Gone or been?
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #122 on: August 24, 2017, 12:54:55 PM »

good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Gone or been?
Yep
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #123 on: August 24, 2017, 12:56:20 PM »

good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
JUST SAY THANK YOU.
I did, as I was shaking my head......and told her I still wanted 4 hours.
Not sure I'd push my luck if I were you.
That's what I was thinking.
I would say it falls somewhere between "Play Misty For Me" and "Fatal Attraction " :o
Yea, think that about captures it.
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #124 on: August 24, 2017, 12:58:29 PM »

good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Maybe she also forgot she doesn't have any money?
Never seemed to matter much before.
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #125 on: August 24, 2017, 12:59:52 PM »

good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Gone or been?
Been and Gone!
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #126 on: August 24, 2017, 01:02:19 PM »

good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
JUST SAY THANK YOU.
I did, as I was shaking my head......and told her I still wanted 4 hours.
Not sure I'd push my luck if I were you.
That's what I was thinking.
I would say it falls somewhere between "Play Misty For Me" and "Fatal Attraction " :o
Must be a thrill going to sleep next to a ticking time bomb
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #127 on: August 24, 2017, 01:06:50 PM »

Settled in at the Sam Adams lounge by the gate. First draw off the first Oktoberfest tapped here. Seeing a lobster roll in my near future.
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #128 on: August 24, 2017, 01:06:57 PM »

HARVEY QUICKLY STRENGTHENING AND FORECAST TO BE A MAJOR (Cat 3) HURRICANE WHEN IT APPROACHES THE MIDDLE TEXAS COAST... ...LIFE-THREATENING STORM SURGE AND FRESHWATER FLOODING EXPECTED...
...HARVEY STRENGTHENS TO A HURRICANE WITH 80-MPH WINDS...
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #129 on: August 24, 2017, 01:10:02 PM »

good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
JUST SAY THANK YOU.
I did, as I was shaking my head......and told her I still wanted 4 hours.
Not sure I'd push my luck if I were you.
That's what I was thinking.
I would say it falls somewhere between "Play Misty For Me" and "Fatal Attraction " :o
Must be a thrill going to sleep next to a ticking time bomb
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #130 on: August 24, 2017, 01:11:25 PM »

good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Maybe she also forgot she doesn't have any money?
Never seemed to matter much before.
And now we know why, she forgets the previous day every time she wakes up in the morning!
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #131 on: August 24, 2017, 01:36:01 PM »

Finally all caught up. Sheesh, we are truly a motley bunch.
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #132 on: August 24, 2017, 01:56:06 PM »

Finally all caught up. Sheesh, we are truly a motley bunch.
I've been called worse.
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #133 on: August 24, 2017, 02:05:09 PM »

Dammit, fukn famous again put my order on hold for age verification.  MF'n incompetent idiots!
ORDER ON HOLD - AGE VERIFICATION REQUIRED
We will contact you via telephone or email for further information
You're too old. No more cigars for you.
:o .
Brett is one of the youngsters around here...
Yeah, that's me. Just a pup at 52.
Pretty young around this place
Bunch of old farts.  Some old fogey and his stogie.
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Re: 8/24/2017
« Reply #134 on: August 24, 2017, 02:06:06 PM »

Finally all caught up. Sheesh, we are truly a motley bunch.
A Mötley Crue.
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