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Re: 1/4/2017
« Reply #300 on: January 04, 2017, 02:05:24 PM »

Also, I can't be racist, cause I know Charlie. Haha
What if I told you Charlie was a racist?
We wouldn't believe you. Paul Joseph Watson says it's impossible for Black people to be racist.
Who said anything about Charlie being black? He was just born with blue baby syndrome.
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Re: 1/4/2017
« Reply #301 on: January 04, 2017, 02:06:31 PM »

Now WHO WAS IT that was worrying about Trump tweeting a war with Russia?

OBAMA SENDS FORCES TO RUSSIAN BORDER

WAR GAMES US sends special forces to RUSSIAN BORDER as Nato is poised to strike back against Vladimir Putin’s ‘aggression’

Russia is reportedly deploying nuke-ready missiles in the province of Kaliningrad which borders Lithuania
I'm not worried about Russia, they're gonna be our buddies in a few days. I'm worried about everyone else.
Everyone else...who?
Well, he took some (you guessed it, Twitter!) shots at China and North Korea in the last 2 days, so we can start with them.
Neither are going to fire over Twitter. China isn't insane. North Korea is crazy, but not of the variety that shoots over Twitter.
Time will tell.
Ol' Jong likes being in charge, and he likes having all that forced p***sy he gets, and he likes getting world leaders riled at him or kissing his ass. Once he fires a missile that might actually hit something, all that goes away. He knows that. So he's all talk.
Also, he's not quite the golfer his father was.
And probably not even half the golfer Dean is!
But he gets more teenage p**sy.
Dean probably could, he just likes them reeeaaal mature.
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Re: 1/4/2017
« Reply #302 on: January 04, 2017, 02:09:45 PM »

Now WHO WAS IT that was worrying about Trump tweeting a war with Russia?

OBAMA SENDS FORCES TO RUSSIAN BORDER

WAR GAMES US sends special forces to RUSSIAN BORDER as Nato is poised to strike back against Vladimir Putin’s ‘aggression’

Russia is reportedly deploying nuke-ready missiles in the province of Kaliningrad which borders Lithuania
I'm not worried about Russia, they're gonna be our buddies in a few days. I'm worried about everyone else.
Everyone else...who?
Well, he took some (you guessed it, Twitter!) shots at China and North Korea in the last 2 days, so we can start with them.
Neither are going to fire over Twitter. China isn't insane. North Korea is crazy, but not of the variety that shoots over Twitter.
Time will tell.
Ol' Jong likes being in charge, and he likes having all that forced p***sy he gets, and he likes getting world leaders riled at him or kissing his ass. Once he fires a missile that might actually hit something, all that goes away. He knows that. So he's all talk.
Also, he's not quite the golfer his father was.
And probably not even half the golfer Dean is!
But he gets more teenage p**sy.
Dean probably could, he just likes them reeeaaal mature.

You mean a GILF...
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Re: 1/4/2017
« Reply #303 on: January 04, 2017, 02:09:47 PM »

Also, I can't be racist, cause I know Charlie. Haha
What if I told you Charlie was a racist?
We wouldn't believe you. Paul Joseph Watson says it's impossible for Black people to be racist.
Who said anything about Charlie being black? He was just born with blue baby syndrome.
Oh good, I was starting to get uncomfortable about not having another reason not to like him.
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Re: 1/4/2017
« Reply #304 on: January 04, 2017, 02:10:33 PM »

Now WHO WAS IT that was worrying about Trump tweeting a war with Russia?

OBAMA SENDS FORCES TO RUSSIAN BORDER

WAR GAMES US sends special forces to RUSSIAN BORDER as Nato is poised to strike back against Vladimir Putin’s ‘aggression’

Russia is reportedly deploying nuke-ready missiles in the province of Kaliningrad which borders Lithuania
I'm not worried about Russia, they're gonna be our buddies in a few days. I'm worried about everyone else.
Everyone else...who?
Well, he took some (you guessed it, Twitter!) shots at China and North Korea in the last 2 days, so we can start with them.
Neither are going to fire over Twitter. China isn't insane. North Korea is crazy, but not of the variety that shoots over Twitter.
Time will tell.
Ol' Jong likes being in charge, and he likes having all that forced p***sy he gets, and he likes getting world leaders riled at him or kissing his ass. Once he fires a missile that might actually hit something, all that goes away. He knows that. So he's all talk.
Also, he's not quite the golfer his father was.
And probably not even half the golfer Dean is!
But he gets more teenage p**sy.
Dean probably could, he just likes them reeeaaal mature.

You mean a GILF...
Doesn't even have to be a grandma, just ollllld. ;)
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Re: 1/4/2017
« Reply #305 on: January 04, 2017, 02:15:09 PM »

Now WHO WAS IT that was worrying about Trump tweeting a war with Russia?

OBAMA SENDS FORCES TO RUSSIAN BORDER

WAR GAMES US sends special forces to RUSSIAN BORDER as Nato is poised to strike back against Vladimir Putin’s ‘aggression’

Russia is reportedly deploying nuke-ready missiles in the province of Kaliningrad which borders Lithuania
I'm not worried about Russia, they're gonna be our buddies in a few days. I'm worried about everyone else.
Everyone else...who?
Well, he took some (you guessed it, Twitter!) shots at China and North Korea in the last 2 days, so we can start with them.
Neither are going to fire over Twitter. China isn't insane. North Korea is crazy, but not of the variety that shoots over Twitter.
Time will tell.
Ol' Jong likes being in charge, and he likes having all that forced p***sy he gets, and he likes getting world leaders riled at him or kissing his ass. Once he fires a missile that might actually hit something, all that goes away. He knows that. So he's all talk.
Also, he's not quite the golfer his father was.
And probably not even half the golfer Dean is!
But he gets more teenage p**sy.
Dean probably could, he just likes them reeeaaal mature.

You mean a GILF...
Doesn't even have to be a grandma, just ollllld. ;)

CNS... I think it has something to do with the granny panties as well.  :o
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Re: 1/4/2017
« Reply #306 on: January 04, 2017, 02:16:31 PM »

Also, I can't be racist, cause I know Charlie. Haha
What if I told you Charlie was a racist?
We wouldn't believe you. Paul Joseph Watson says it's impossible for Black people to be racist.
Who said anything about Charlie being black? He was just born with blue baby syndrome.
Oh good, I was starting to get uncomfortable about not having another reason not to like him.
How about his matching Banter sweatshirt? He banters, right?...Charlie?
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Re: 1/4/2017
« Reply #307 on: January 04, 2017, 02:16:43 PM »

Now WHO WAS IT that was worrying about Trump tweeting a war with Russia?

OBAMA SENDS FORCES TO RUSSIAN BORDER

WAR GAMES US sends special forces to RUSSIAN BORDER as Nato is poised to strike back against Vladimir Putin’s ‘aggression’

Russia is reportedly deploying nuke-ready missiles in the province of Kaliningrad which borders Lithuania
Not to mention that "Republican non-hero McCain" visiting the Ukraine-Russian border.....oh, never mind.... :o
John McCain is a scumbag.
Absolutely and also not a republican either, just a fraud using it to get elected over and over.  Add Travellin Dave's Buddy Lindsay Graham
to that scumbag list too.
Not too long ago they used to be on the conservative side of the Republican party.
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Re: 1/4/2017
« Reply #308 on: January 04, 2017, 02:17:07 PM »

Now WHO WAS IT that was worrying about Trump tweeting a war with Russia?

OBAMA SENDS FORCES TO RUSSIAN BORDER

WAR GAMES US sends special forces to RUSSIAN BORDER as Nato is poised to strike back against Vladimir Putin’s ‘aggression’

Russia is reportedly deploying nuke-ready missiles in the province of Kaliningrad which borders Lithuania
I'm not worried about Russia, they're gonna be our buddies in a few days. I'm worried about everyone else.
Everyone else...who?
Well, he took some (you guessed it, Twitter!) shots at China and North Korea in the last 2 days, so we can start with them.
Neither are going to fire over Twitter. China isn't insane. North Korea is crazy, but not of the variety that shoots over Twitter.
Time will tell.
Ol' Jong likes being in charge, and he likes having all that forced p***sy he gets, and he likes getting world leaders riled at him or kissing his ass. Once he fires a missile that might actually hit something, all that goes away. He knows that. So he's all talk.
Also, he's not quite the golfer his father was.
And probably not even half the golfer Dean is!
But he gets more teenage p**sy.
Dean probably could, he just likes them reeeaaal mature.
You mean a GILF...
Doesn't even have to be a grandma, just ollllld. ;)
CNS... I think it has something to do with the granny panties as well.  :o
Sheesh, let's go back to politics.
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Re: 1/4/2017
« Reply #309 on: January 04, 2017, 02:17:35 PM »

Now WHO WAS IT that was worrying about Trump tweeting a war with Russia?

OBAMA SENDS FORCES TO RUSSIAN BORDER

WAR GAMES US sends special forces to RUSSIAN BORDER as Nato is poised to strike back against Vladimir Putin’s ‘aggression’

Russia is reportedly deploying nuke-ready missiles in the province of Kaliningrad which borders Lithuania
I'm not worried about Russia, they're gonna be our buddies in a few days. I'm worried about everyone else.
Everyone else...who?
Well, he took some (you guessed it, Twitter!) shots at China and North Korea in the last 2 days, so we can start with them.
Neither are going to fire over Twitter. China isn't insane. North Korea is crazy, but not of the variety that shoots over Twitter.
Time will tell.
Ol' Jong likes being in charge, and he likes having all that forced p***sy he gets, and he likes getting world leaders riled at him or kissing his ass. Once he fires a missile that might actually hit something, all that goes away. He knows that. So he's all talk.
Also, he's not quite the golfer his father was.
And probably not even half the golfer Dean is!
But he gets more teenage p**sy.
Dean probably could, he just likes them reeeaaal mature.

You mean a GILF...
Doesn't even have to be a grandma, just ollllld. ;)

CNS... I think it has something to do with the granny panties as well.  :o
He has mentioned those a few times......
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Re: 1/4/2017
« Reply #310 on: January 04, 2017, 02:18:39 PM »

Now WHO WAS IT that was worrying about Trump tweeting a war with Russia?

OBAMA SENDS FORCES TO RUSSIAN BORDER

WAR GAMES US sends special forces to RUSSIAN BORDER as Nato is poised to strike back against Vladimir Putin’s ‘aggression’

Russia is reportedly deploying nuke-ready missiles in the province of Kaliningrad which borders Lithuania
Not to mention that "Republican non-hero McCain" visiting the Ukraine-Russian border.....oh, never mind.... :o
John McCain is a scumbag.
Absolutely and also not a republican either, just a fraud using it to get elected over and over.  Add Travellin Dave's Buddy Lindsay Graham
to that scumbag list too.
Not too long ago they used to be on the conservative side of the Republican party.
Longer ago than I can remember, as it applies to reality anyway not as it applies to campaigning
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Re: 1/4/2017
« Reply #311 on: January 04, 2017, 02:18:57 PM »

Now WHO WAS IT that was worrying about Trump tweeting a war with Russia?

OBAMA SENDS FORCES TO RUSSIAN BORDER

WAR GAMES US sends special forces to RUSSIAN BORDER as Nato is poised to strike back against Vladimir Putin’s ‘aggression’

Russia is reportedly deploying nuke-ready missiles in the province of Kaliningrad which borders Lithuania
I'm not worried about Russia, they're gonna be our buddies in a few days. I'm worried about everyone else.
Everyone else...who?
Well, he took some (you guessed it, Twitter!) shots at China and North Korea in the last 2 days, so we can start with them.
Neither are going to fire over Twitter. China isn't insane. North Korea is crazy, but not of the variety that shoots over Twitter.
Time will tell.
Ol' Jong likes being in charge, and he likes having all that forced p***sy he gets, and he likes getting world leaders riled at him or kissing his ass. Once he fires a missile that might actually hit something, all that goes away. He knows that. So he's all talk.
Also, he's not quite the golfer his father was.
And probably not even half the golfer Dean is!
But he gets more teenage p**sy.
Dean probably could, he just likes them reeeaaal mature.
You mean a GILF...
Doesn't even have to be a grandma, just ollllld. ;)
CNS... I think it has something to do with the granny panties as well.  :o
Sheesh, let's go back to politics.
Ha!
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Re: 1/4/2017
« Reply #312 on: January 04, 2017, 02:19:08 PM »

Now WHO WAS IT that was worrying about Trump tweeting a war with Russia?

OBAMA SENDS FORCES TO RUSSIAN BORDER

WAR GAMES US sends special forces to RUSSIAN BORDER as Nato is poised to strike back against Vladimir Putin’s ‘aggression’

Russia is reportedly deploying nuke-ready missiles in the province of Kaliningrad which borders Lithuania
I'm not worried about Russia, they're gonna be our buddies in a few days. I'm worried about everyone else.
Everyone else...who?
Well, he took some (you guessed it, Twitter!) shots at China and North Korea in the last 2 days, so we can start with them.
Neither are going to fire over Twitter. China isn't insane. North Korea is crazy, but not of the variety that shoots over Twitter.
I would question that second statement.  Pure batshit crazy and potential to do anything.
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Re: 1/4/2017
« Reply #313 on: January 04, 2017, 02:20:01 PM »

Also, I can't be racist, cause I know Charlie. Haha
What if I told you Charlie was a racist?
We wouldn't believe you. Paul Joseph Watson says it's impossible for Black people to be racist.
Who said anything about Charlie being black? He was just born with blue baby syndrome.
Oh good, I was starting to get uncomfortable about not having another reason not to like him.
How about his matching Banter sweatshirt? He banters, right?...Charlie?
He's a lurker.
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Re: 1/4/2017
« Reply #314 on: January 04, 2017, 02:22:08 PM »

I am tired of politics and war so here is something new to discuss:

This should certainly teach that dirty bastige not to be grabbing  pu$$y somewhere else!   Certainly newsworth too, this is on the front page of the Houston Chronicle.

What looks like a unique case of self-improvement revenge, a Houston mother dropped 103 pounds after her cheating husband called her fat behind her back.

Betsy Ayala originally weighed 262 pounds, but after learning about her husbands affair, she hit the gym six times a week.

Ayala eventually dropped down to 159 pounds, telling Daily Mail reporters that she "got a second shot at a fresh start and I'm grateful for that."
At first I thought you were going to say she dropped 100 pounds on his head...
So it's unclear, is she really making a fresh start or is she still with him?
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