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[South Carolina Redfish]

Good morning, gents. My wish for you today is that you will be the humper and not the humpee.

Morning Mayor T, so that means you wish us to hump you?

Better you than others. I've got my boss in from Atlanta and his boss visiting from Dallas.

Yeah, you could be facing some serious humping today.  Might better take some lube to work with you.

But look at the bright side, at least you don't have a new boss visiting you from India to introduce your new replacement from Pakistan for you to train.

All I've been effectively doing for the last two months is training my replacements from India.

But I've been assured that it doesn't mean they will be eliminating me.

Edit: It doesn't mean they won't either.

My boss just sent me a note and said she is teleworking today, no humping here.

[Threebean]

Good morning, gents. My wish for you today is that you will be the humper and not the humpee.

Morning Mayor T, so that means you wish us to hump you?

Better you than others. I've got my boss in from Atlanta and his boss visiting from Dallas.

Yeah, you could be facing some serious humping today.  Might better take some lube to work with you.

But look at the bright side, at least you don't have a new boss visiting you from India to introduce your new replacement from Pakistan for you to train.

All I've been effectively doing for the last two months is training my replacements from India.

But I've been assured that it doesn't mean they will be eliminating me.

Edit: It doesn't mean they won't either.

My boss just sent me a note and said she is teleworking today, no humping here.

It's not raining so your IT boys must be there.  You can relax, everything's under control.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Good morning, gents. My wish for you today is that you will be the humper and not the humpee.

Morning Mayor T, so that means you wish us to hump you?

Better you than others. I've got my boss in from Atlanta and his boss visiting from Dallas.

Yeah, you could be facing some serious humping today.  Might better take some lube to work with you.

But look at the bright side, at least you don't have a new boss visiting you from India to introduce your new replacement from Pakistan for you to train.

All I've been effectively doing for the last two months is training my replacements from India.

But I've been assured that it doesn't mean they will be eliminating me.

Edit: It doesn't mean they won't either.

My boss just sent me a note and said she is teleworking today, no humping here.

It's not raining so your IT boys must be there.  You can relax, everything's under control.

Rained last night though and the streets may still be wet so only got one of them today.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Just realized I forgot to shave this morning, might better go home for the day.

[FloridaDean]

Not like Dean to be running late on Golf Wednesday, must have fallen through the incomplete deck repair.

no sleep again last night. been moving rakes, shovels, and wheelbarrow to the lady's place so her and her son can do some clean up.

yes, it's Golf Day! providing the course didn't flood yesterday and closed. we got almost 3" of rain yesterday.

Camacho connie going with my coffee.
I still need to get to Home Depot so I can finish this deck.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good morning, gents. My wish for you today is that you will be the humper and not the humpee.

Morning Mayor T, so that means you wish us to hump you?

Better you than others. I've got my boss in from Atlanta and his boss visiting from Dallas.

Definitely on pace to be the humpee then, huh?

All the kiss asses who normally telecommute (because the bosses don't know better) are here today too. Hopefully they can take the brunt of it.

[LuvTooGolf]

Good morning, gents. My wish for you today is that you will be the humper and not the humpee.

Morning Mayor T, so that means you wish us to hump you?

Better you than others. I've got my boss in from Atlanta and his boss visiting from Dallas.

Definitely on pace to be the humpee then, huh?

All the kiss asses who normally telecommute (because the bosses don't know better) are here today too. Hopefully they can take the brunt of it.

Cafeteria gonna be packed at lunch time!

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good morning, gents. My wish for you today is that you will be the humper and not the humpee.

Morning Mayor T, so that means you wish us to hump you?

Better you than others. I've got my boss in from Atlanta and his boss visiting from Dallas.

Definitely on pace to be the humpee then, huh?

All the kiss asses who normally telecommute (because the bosses don't know better) are here today too. Hopefully they can take the brunt of it.

Cafeteria gonna be packed at lunch time!

Maybe not. People go out when it's a nice day. All the out-of-towners have expense accounts.

[Travellin Dave]

Good morning, gents. My wish for you today is that you will be the humper and not the humpee.

Morning Mayor T, so that means you wish us to hump you?

Better you than others. I've got my boss in from Atlanta and his boss visiting from Dallas.

Yeah, you could be facing some serious humping today.  Might better take some lube to work with you.

But look at the bright side, at least you don't have a new boss visiting you from India to introduce your new replacement from Pakistan for you to train.

All I've been effectively doing for the last two months is training my replacements from India.

But I've been assured that it doesn't mean they will be eliminating me.

Edit: It doesn't mean they won't either.

Check is in the mail.....
I won't come in your mouth....

[Travellin Dave]

Good morning, gents. My wish for you today is that you will be the humper and not the humpee.

Morning Mayor T, so that means you wish us to hump you?

Better you than others. I've got my boss in from Atlanta and his boss visiting from Dallas.

Definitely on pace to be the humpee then, huh?

All the kiss asses who normally telecommute (because the bosses don't know better) are here today too. Hopefully they can take the brunt of it.

Cafeteria gonna be packed at lunch time!

Maybe not. People go out when it's a nice day. All the out-of-towners have expense accounts.

Bring in some extra cigars for the bosses' boss and the bosses' bosses' boss for later?

[Travellin Dave]

Not like Dean to be running late on Golf Wednesday, must have fallen through the incomplete deck repair.

no sleep again last night. been moving rakes, shovels, and wheelbarrow to the lady's place so her and her son can do some clean up.

yes, it's Golf Day! providing the course didn't flood yesterday and closed. we got almost 3" of rain yesterday.

Camacho connie going with my coffee.
I still need to get to Home Depot so I can finish this deck.

Damn, you're really slacking off!  You're not doing the clean-up?

[sfish]

Not like Dean to be running late on Golf Wednesday, must have fallen through the incomplete deck repair.

no sleep again last night. been moving rakes, shovels, and wheelbarrow to the lady's place so her and her son can do some clean up.

yes, it's Golf Day! providing the course didn't flood yesterday and closed. we got almost 3" of rain yesterday.

Camacho connie going with my coffee.
I still need to get to Home Depot so I can finish this deck.

A gazebo of another name...

[Threebean]

Not like Dean to be running late on Golf Wednesday, must have fallen through the incomplete deck repair.

no sleep again last night. been moving rakes, shovels, and wheelbarrow to the lady's place so her and her son can do some clean up.

yes, it's Golf Day! providing the course didn't flood yesterday and closed. we got almost 3" of rain yesterday.

Camacho connie going with my coffee.
I still need to get to Home Depot so I can finish this deck.

Damn, you're really slacking off!  You're not doing the clean-up?

Looks like Dean could have used my help after all.

[LuvTooGolf]

Not like Dean to be running late on Golf Wednesday, must have fallen through the incomplete deck repair.

no sleep again last night. been moving rakes, shovels, and wheelbarrow to the lady's place so her and her son can do some clean up.

yes, it's Golf Day! providing the course didn't flood yesterday and closed. we got almost 3" of rain yesterday.

Camacho connie going with my coffee.
I still need to get to Home Depot so I can finish this deck.

A gazebo of another name...

CNS

[LuvTooGolf]

Pepin and shorts day at the Page.