Good morning, gents. My wish for you today is that you will be the humper and not the humpee.
Morning Mayor T, so that means you wish us to hump you?
Better you than others. I've got my boss in from Atlanta and his boss visiting from Dallas.
Yeah, you could be facing some serious humping today. Might better take some lube to work with you.
But look at the bright side, at least you don't have a new boss visiting you from India to introduce your new replacement from Pakistan for you to train.