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[CigarGuy87]

Good afternoon Christmas Elves.....

Good afternoon Dad and see ya later Biebs and LTGBDG

Hi Shaun....  I just doing some yard work.  The neighbor hired some kids to rake their yard, and they raked all the leaves into my yard, the little shits...!  A 30 min. leaf job has turned into 2 1/2 hours or more. Ugh...!  I hope they all get coal for Christmas...!!!

So why not let the neighbor know that you would appreciate that he move his leaves from your yard...and if not, hire the same kids to rake it all back on his.

The neighbor's son seen me working and came over.  He said the kids had only raked the leaves in my drive way.  But I raked them flat into my front yard so I could mulch them with my lawn mower, and they filled my whole yard.  Actually, there's about 2" of mulch out there now.  I'm really starting to lose my respect for that guy.  My wife caught him shop lifting where she works too, so I don't trust him either.  I've been wondering where my gas and gas can went last year, and now I think I know.

Want me to ship him some elephant shit in the mail?

Can you gift wrap it for Christmas...?

There is a great website that does it all.  You pick the animal and they send their type of poop to the person of your choosing

[sfish]

Good afternoon Christmas Elves.....

Good afternoon Dad and see ya later Biebs and LTGBDG

Hi Shaun....  I just doing some yard work.  The neighbor hired some kids to rake their yard, and they raked all the leaves into my yard, the little shits...!  A 30 min. leaf job has turned into 2 1/2 hours or more. Ugh...!  I hope they all get coal for Christmas...!!!

So why not let the neighbor know that you would appreciate that he move his leaves from your yard...and if not, hire the same kids to rake it all back on his.

The neighbor's son seen me working and came over.  He said the kids had only raked the leaves in my drive way.  But I raked them flat into my front yard so I could mulch them with my lawn mower, and they filled my whole yard.  Actually, there's about 2" of mulch out there now.  I'm really starting to lose my respect for that guy.  My wife caught him shop lifting where she works too, so I don't trust him either.  I've been wondering where my gas and gas can went last year, and now I think I know.

Want me to ship him some elephant shit in the mail?

Can you gift wrap it for Christmas...?

There is a great website that does it all.  You pick the animal and they send their type of poop to the person of your choosing

Anyone know Tony's address?

[Travellin Dave]

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[Travellin Dave]

Good afternoon Christmas Elves.....

Good afternoon Dad and see ya later Biebs and LTGBDG

Hi Shaun....  I just doing some yard work.  The neighbor hired some kids to rake their yard, and they raked all the leaves into my yard, the little shits...!  A 30 min. leaf job has turned into 2 1/2 hours or more. Ugh...!  I hope they all get coal for Christmas...!!!

So why not let the neighbor know that you would appreciate that he move his leaves from your yard...and if not, hire the same kids to rake it all back on his.

The neighbor's son seen me working and came over.  He said the kids had only raked the leaves in my drive way.  But I raked them flat into my front yard so I could mulch them with my lawn mower, and they filled my whole yard.  Actually, there's about 2" of mulch out there now.  I'm really starting to lose my respect for that guy.  My wife caught him shop lifting where she works too, so I don't trust him either.  I've been wondering where my gas and gas can went last year, and now I think I know.

Want me to ship him some elephant shit in the mail?

Can you gift wrap it for Christmas...?

There is a great website that does it all.  You pick the animal and they send their type of poop to the person of your choosing

Anyone know Tony's address?

You home already Biebster?

[sfish]

Good afternoon Christmas Elves.....

Good afternoon Dad and see ya later Biebs and LTGBDG

Hi Shaun....  I just doing some yard work.  The neighbor hired some kids to rake their yard, and they raked all the leaves into my yard, the little shits...!  A 30 min. leaf job has turned into 2 1/2 hours or more. Ugh...!  I hope they all get coal for Christmas...!!!

So why not let the neighbor know that you would appreciate that he move his leaves from your yard...and if not, hire the same kids to rake it all back on his.

The neighbor's son seen me working and came over.  He said the kids had only raked the leaves in my drive way.  But I raked them flat into my front yard so I could mulch them with my lawn mower, and they filled my whole yard.  Actually, there's about 2" of mulch out there now.  I'm really starting to lose my respect for that guy.  My wife caught him shop lifting where she works too, so I don't trust him either.  I've been wondering where my gas and gas can went last year, and now I think I know.

Want me to ship him some elephant shit in the mail?

Can you gift wrap it for Christmas...?

There is a great website that does it all.  You pick the animal and they send their type of poop to the person of your choosing

Anyone know Tony's address?

You home already Biebster?

Yes, after picking up the kids I'm home by 3:30 daily

[Travellin Dave]

Good afternoon Christmas Elves.....

Good afternoon Dad and see ya later Biebs and LTGBDG

Hi Shaun....  I just doing some yard work.  The neighbor hired some kids to rake their yard, and they raked all the leaves into my yard, the little shits...!  A 30 min. leaf job has turned into 2 1/2 hours or more. Ugh...!  I hope they all get coal for Christmas...!!!

So why not let the neighbor know that you would appreciate that he move his leaves from your yard...and if not, hire the same kids to rake it all back on his.

The neighbor's son seen me working and came over.  He said the kids had only raked the leaves in my drive way.  But I raked them flat into my front yard so I could mulch them with my lawn mower, and they filled my whole yard.  Actually, there's about 2" of mulch out there now.  I'm really starting to lose my respect for that guy.  My wife caught him shop lifting where she works too, so I don't trust him either.  I've been wondering where my gas and gas can went last year, and now I think I know.

Want me to ship him some elephant shit in the mail?

Can you gift wrap it for Christmas...?

There is a great website that does it all.  You pick the animal and they send their type of poop to the person of your choosing

Anyone know Tony's address?

You home already Biebster?

Yes, after picking up the kids I'm home by 3:30 daily

Think I will join you....minus the picking up kids part.

[South Carolina Redfish]

On the patio with a Namakubi lit sipping elixir.

[Threebean]

Forget Caitlyn, here's a story about a Bruce deer:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/12/03/hunter-doe-with-antlers/76730436/

Still doing Caitlyn internet searches, eh Dave?  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Threebean]

Afternoon men. Been in Houston all day, back now with a coffee and Oval Habano. 

[South Carolina Redfish]

Forget Caitlyn, here's a story about a Bruce deer:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/12/03/hunter-doe-with-antlers/76730436/

Still doing Caitlyn internet searches, eh Dave?  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Not anything right about it either

[South Carolina Redfish]

Afternoon men. Been in Houston all day, back now with a coffee and Oval Habano.

Afternoon Bean

[Bad Dad]

I need to so some more yard work in the backyard.  bbl.

Do you think he really went outside or is this a manscaping reference?

It was outside.  I got tired of cutting the grass, so I just ran all over the yard and cut the leaves where ever I found them.  I know the yard is all ziz zazzy, but I don't think anyone will notice if I don't point it out.

[Bad Dad]

Good afternoon Christmas Elves.....

Good afternoon Dad and see ya later Biebs and LTGBDG

Hi Shaun....  I just doing some yard work.  The neighbor hired some kids to rake their yard, and they raked all the leaves into my yard, the little shits...!  A 30 min. leaf job has turned into 2 1/2 hours or more. Ugh...!  I hope they all get coal for Christmas...!!!

So why not let the neighbor know that you would appreciate that he move his leaves from your yard...and if not, hire the same kids to rake it all back on his.

The neighbor's son seen me working and came over.  He said the kids had only raked the leaves in my drive way.  But I raked them flat into my front yard so I could mulch them with my lawn mower, and they filled my whole yard.  Actually, there's about 2" of mulch out there now.  I'm really starting to lose my respect for that guy.  My wife caught him shop lifting where she works too, so I don't trust him either.  I've been wondering where my gas and gas can went last year, and now I think I know.

Want me to ship him some elephant shit in the mail?

Can you gift wrap it for Christmas...?

There is a great website that does it all.  You pick the animal and they send their type of poop to the person of your choosing

I wish they had that when I was still working.  There was this one guy I hated so bad I almost sent him my own...  If I knew where his grave was, I'd still consider stopping buy for a quick shit...!

[Bad Dad]

Afternoon men. Been in Houston all day, back now with a coffee and Oval Habano.

Hi Bean...  An Oval sounds good.  I'm thinking about an Unholy Cocktail with a cocktail myself.

[Threebean]

Afternoon men. Been in Houston all day, back now with a coffee and Oval Habano.

Hi Bean...  An Oval sounds good.  I'm thinking about an Unholy Cocktail with a cocktail myself.

My favorite with coffee smoke.  Howdy, LeafDad.