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Re: 12/3/2015
« Reply #225 on: December 03, 2015, 03:51:18 PM »

Good afternoon Christmas Elves.....
Good afternoon Dad and see ya later Biebs and LTGBDG
Hi Shaun....  I just doing some yard work.  The neighbor hired some kids to rake their yard, and they raked all the leaves into my yard, the little shits...!  A 30 min. leaf job has turned into 2 1/2 hours or more. Ugh...!  I hope they all get coal for Christmas...!!!
So why not let the neighbor know that you would appreciate that he move his leaves from your yard...and if not, hire the same kids to rake it all back on his.
The neighbor's son seen me working and came over.  He said the kids had only raked the leaves in my drive way.  But I raked them flat into my front yard so I could mulch them with my lawn mower, and they filled my whole yard.  Actually, there's about 2" of mulch out there now.  I'm really starting to lose my respect for that guy.  My wife caught him shop lifting where she works too, so I don't trust him either.  I've been wondering where my gas and gas can went last year, and now I think I know.
Want me to ship him some elephant shit in the mail?
Can you gift wrap it for Christmas...?
There is a great website that does it all.  You pick the animal and they send their type of poop to the person of your choosing :)
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Re: 12/3/2015
« Reply #226 on: December 03, 2015, 03:58:39 PM »

Good afternoon Christmas Elves.....
Good afternoon Dad and see ya later Biebs and LTGBDG
Hi Shaun....  I just doing some yard work.  The neighbor hired some kids to rake their yard, and they raked all the leaves into my yard, the little shits...!  A 30 min. leaf job has turned into 2 1/2 hours or more. Ugh...!  I hope they all get coal for Christmas...!!!
So why not let the neighbor know that you would appreciate that he move his leaves from your yard...and if not, hire the same kids to rake it all back on his.
The neighbor's son seen me working and came over.  He said the kids had only raked the leaves in my drive way.  But I raked them flat into my front yard so I could mulch them with my lawn mower, and they filled my whole yard.  Actually, there's about 2" of mulch out there now.  I'm really starting to lose my respect for that guy.  My wife caught him shop lifting where she works too, so I don't trust him either.  I've been wondering where my gas and gas can went last year, and now I think I know.
Want me to ship him some elephant shit in the mail?
Can you gift wrap it for Christmas...?
There is a great website that does it all.  You pick the animal and they send their type of poop to the person of your choosing :)
Anyone know Tony's address?
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Re: 12/3/2015
« Reply #227 on: December 03, 2015, 04:09:33 PM »

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Re: 12/3/2015
« Reply #228 on: December 03, 2015, 04:12:18 PM »

Good afternoon Christmas Elves.....
Good afternoon Dad and see ya later Biebs and LTGBDG
Hi Shaun....  I just doing some yard work.  The neighbor hired some kids to rake their yard, and they raked all the leaves into my yard, the little shits...!  A 30 min. leaf job has turned into 2 1/2 hours or more. Ugh...!  I hope they all get coal for Christmas...!!!
So why not let the neighbor know that you would appreciate that he move his leaves from your yard...and if not, hire the same kids to rake it all back on his.
The neighbor's son seen me working and came over.  He said the kids had only raked the leaves in my drive way.  But I raked them flat into my front yard so I could mulch them with my lawn mower, and they filled my whole yard.  Actually, there's about 2" of mulch out there now.  I'm really starting to lose my respect for that guy.  My wife caught him shop lifting where she works too, so I don't trust him either.  I've been wondering where my gas and gas can went last year, and now I think I know.
Want me to ship him some elephant shit in the mail?
Can you gift wrap it for Christmas...?
There is a great website that does it all.  You pick the animal and they send their type of poop to the person of your choosing :)
Anyone know Tony's address?
You home already Biebster?
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Re: 12/3/2015
« Reply #229 on: December 03, 2015, 04:19:17 PM »

Good afternoon Christmas Elves.....
Good afternoon Dad and see ya later Biebs and LTGBDG
Hi Shaun....  I just doing some yard work.  The neighbor hired some kids to rake their yard, and they raked all the leaves into my yard, the little shits...!  A 30 min. leaf job has turned into 2 1/2 hours or more. Ugh...!  I hope they all get coal for Christmas...!!!
So why not let the neighbor know that you would appreciate that he move his leaves from your yard...and if not, hire the same kids to rake it all back on his.
The neighbor's son seen me working and came over.  He said the kids had only raked the leaves in my drive way.  But I raked them flat into my front yard so I could mulch them with my lawn mower, and they filled my whole yard.  Actually, there's about 2" of mulch out there now.  I'm really starting to lose my respect for that guy.  My wife caught him shop lifting where she works too, so I don't trust him either.  I've been wondering where my gas and gas can went last year, and now I think I know.
Want me to ship him some elephant shit in the mail?
Can you gift wrap it for Christmas...?
There is a great website that does it all.  You pick the animal and they send their type of poop to the person of your choosing :)
Anyone know Tony's address?
You home already Biebster?
Yes, after picking up the kids I'm home by 3:30 daily
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Re: 12/3/2015
« Reply #230 on: December 03, 2015, 04:32:41 PM »

Good afternoon Christmas Elves.....
Good afternoon Dad and see ya later Biebs and LTGBDG
Hi Shaun....  I just doing some yard work.  The neighbor hired some kids to rake their yard, and they raked all the leaves into my yard, the little shits...!  A 30 min. leaf job has turned into 2 1/2 hours or more. Ugh...!  I hope they all get coal for Christmas...!!!
So why not let the neighbor know that you would appreciate that he move his leaves from your yard...and if not, hire the same kids to rake it all back on his.
The neighbor's son seen me working and came over.  He said the kids had only raked the leaves in my drive way.  But I raked them flat into my front yard so I could mulch them with my lawn mower, and they filled my whole yard.  Actually, there's about 2" of mulch out there now.  I'm really starting to lose my respect for that guy.  My wife caught him shop lifting where she works too, so I don't trust him either.  I've been wondering where my gas and gas can went last year, and now I think I know.
Want me to ship him some elephant shit in the mail?
Can you gift wrap it for Christmas...?
There is a great website that does it all.  You pick the animal and they send their type of poop to the person of your choosing :)
Anyone know Tony's address?
You home already Biebster?
Yes, after picking up the kids I'm home by 3:30 daily
Think I will join you....minus the picking up kids part.
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Re: 12/3/2015
« Reply #231 on: December 03, 2015, 04:56:08 PM »

On the patio with a Namakubi lit sipping elixir.
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Re: 12/3/2015
« Reply #232 on: December 03, 2015, 05:01:20 PM »

Forget Caitlyn, here's a story about a Bruce deer:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/12/03/hunter-doe-with-antlers/76730436/
Still doing Caitlyn internet searches, eh Dave?  Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Re: 12/3/2015
« Reply #233 on: December 03, 2015, 05:01:44 PM »

Afternoon men. Been in Houston all day, back now with a coffee and Oval Habano. 
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Re: 12/3/2015
« Reply #234 on: December 03, 2015, 05:02:44 PM »

Forget Caitlyn, here's a story about a Bruce deer:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/12/03/hunter-doe-with-antlers/76730436/
Still doing Caitlyn internet searches, eh Dave?  Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Not anything right about it either
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Re: 12/3/2015
« Reply #235 on: December 03, 2015, 05:03:02 PM »

Afternoon men. Been in Houston all day, back now with a coffee and Oval Habano.
Afternoon Bean
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Re: 12/3/2015
« Reply #236 on: December 03, 2015, 05:26:52 PM »

I need to so some more yard work in the backyard.  bbl.
Do you think he really went outside or is this a manscaping reference?
It was outside.  I got tired of cutting the grass, so I just ran all over the yard and cut the leaves where ever I found them.  I know the yard is all ziz zazzy, but I don't think anyone will notice if I don't point it out.
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Re: 12/3/2015
« Reply #237 on: December 03, 2015, 05:30:18 PM »

Good afternoon Christmas Elves.....
Good afternoon Dad and see ya later Biebs and LTGBDG
Hi Shaun....  I just doing some yard work.  The neighbor hired some kids to rake their yard, and they raked all the leaves into my yard, the little shits...!  A 30 min. leaf job has turned into 2 1/2 hours or more. Ugh...!  I hope they all get coal for Christmas...!!!
So why not let the neighbor know that you would appreciate that he move his leaves from your yard...and if not, hire the same kids to rake it all back on his.
The neighbor's son seen me working and came over.  He said the kids had only raked the leaves in my drive way.  But I raked them flat into my front yard so I could mulch them with my lawn mower, and they filled my whole yard.  Actually, there's about 2" of mulch out there now.  I'm really starting to lose my respect for that guy.  My wife caught him shop lifting where she works too, so I don't trust him either.  I've been wondering where my gas and gas can went last year, and now I think I know.
Want me to ship him some elephant shit in the mail?
Can you gift wrap it for Christmas...?
There is a great website that does it all.  You pick the animal and they send their type of poop to the person of your choosing :)
I wish they had that when I was still working.  There was this one guy I hated so bad I almost sent him my own...  If I knew where his grave was, I'd still consider stopping buy for a quick shit...!
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Re: 12/3/2015
« Reply #238 on: December 03, 2015, 05:34:55 PM »

Afternoon men. Been in Houston all day, back now with a coffee and Oval Habano.
Hi Bean...  An Oval sounds good.  I'm thinking about an Unholy Cocktail with a cocktail myself.
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Re: 12/3/2015
« Reply #239 on: December 03, 2015, 05:42:25 PM »

Afternoon men. Been in Houston all day, back now with a coffee and Oval Habano.
Hi Bean...  An Oval sounds good.  I'm thinking about an Unholy Cocktail with a cocktail myself.
My favorite with coffee smoke.  Howdy, LeafDad. 
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