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up to my arse in alligators, have to log off.

[Bad Dad]

Good afternoon Christmas Elves.....

Afternoon to you BD.  Wearing your Christmas stockings yet?

Not yet, but I'm sure it won't long.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Afternoon BD

[South Carolina Redfish]

up to my arse in alligators, have to log off.

Later alligator azz.

[Bad Dad]

Good afternoon Christmas Elves.....

Good afternoon Dad and see ya later Biebs and LTGBDG

Hi Shaun....  I just doing some yard work.  The neighbor hired some kids to rake their yard, and they raked all the leaves into my yard, the little shits...!  A 30 min. leaf job has turned into 2 1/2 hours or more. Ugh...!  I hope they all get coal for Christmas...!!!

So why not let the neighbor know that you would appreciate that he move his leaves from your yard...and if not, hire the same kids to rake it all back on his.

The neighbor's son seen me working and came over.  He said the kids had only raked the leaves in my drive way.  But I raked them flat into my front yard so I could mulch them with my lawn mower, and they filled my whole yard.  Actually, there's about 2" of mulch out there now.  I'm really starting to lose my respect for that guy.  My wife caught him shop lifting where she works too, so I don't trust him either.  I've been wondering where my gas and gas can went last year, and now I think I know.

[Bad Dad]

Fuk'n Workaference!

No Peter Pan or Leprechaun sightings lately Tex?

I'm not sure about Tex, but I think I may have a ghost in my house.  In the past month I've seen 3 things move. I'm sure there's a logical explanation...?

[CigarGuy87]

Good afternoon Christmas Elves.....

Good afternoon Dad and see ya later Biebs and LTGBDG

Hi Shaun....  I just doing some yard work.  The neighbor hired some kids to rake their yard, and they raked all the leaves into my yard, the little shits...!  A 30 min. leaf job has turned into 2 1/2 hours or more. Ugh...!  I hope they all get coal for Christmas...!!!

So why not let the neighbor know that you would appreciate that he move his leaves from your yard...and if not, hire the same kids to rake it all back on his.

The neighbor's son seen me working and came over.  He said the kids had only raked the leaves in my drive way.  But I raked them flat into my front yard so I could mulch them with my lawn mower, and they filled my whole yard.  Actually, there's about 2" of mulch out there now.  I'm really starting to lose my respect for that guy.  My wife caught him shop lifting where she works too, so I don't trust him either.  I've been wondering where my gas and gas can went last year, and now I think I know.

Want me to ship him some elephant shit in the mail?

[South Carolina Redfish]

Fuk'n Workaference!

No Peter Pan or Leprechaun sightings lately Tex?

I'm not sure about Tex, but I think I may have a ghost in my house.  In the past month I've seen 3 things move. I'm sure there's a logical explanation...?

Just might be alcohol related!

[Bad Dad]

Good afternoon Christmas Elves.....

Good afternoon Dad and see ya later Biebs and LTGBDG

Hi Shaun....  I just doing some yard work.  The neighbor hired some kids to rake their yard, and they raked all the leaves into my yard, the little shits...!  A 30 min. leaf job has turned into 2 1/2 hours or more. Ugh...!  I hope they all get coal for Christmas...!!!

Buncha little shits, fuggin kids these days!  Sounds like they could have a good scheme if they made it all the way down the street, one house to the next!

Sounds good.  I caught another mole last week, and I've been thinking about tossing it into some ones yard and charging them $25 to catch it again.  Three Stooges Exterminators... All I need is a gunny bag full of cats..

[South Carolina Redfish]

Packing up, got to go home a little early today cause cigars and elixir are calling me.  BBL

[Bad Dad]

Afternoon BD

Howdy TR...!

[Bad Dad]

Good afternoon Christmas Elves.....

Good afternoon Dad and see ya later Biebs and LTGBDG

Hi Shaun....  I just doing some yard work.  The neighbor hired some kids to rake their yard, and they raked all the leaves into my yard, the little shits...!  A 30 min. leaf job has turned into 2 1/2 hours or more. Ugh...!  I hope they all get coal for Christmas...!!!

So why not let the neighbor know that you would appreciate that he move his leaves from your yard...and if not, hire the same kids to rake it all back on his.

The neighbor's son seen me working and came over.  He said the kids had only raked the leaves in my drive way.  But I raked them flat into my front yard so I could mulch them with my lawn mower, and they filled my whole yard.  Actually, there's about 2" of mulch out there now.  I'm really starting to lose my respect for that guy.  My wife caught him shop lifting where she works too, so I don't trust him either.  I've been wondering where my gas and gas can went last year, and now I think I know.

Want me to ship him some elephant shit in the mail?

Can you gift wrap it for Christmas...?

[Bad Dad]

I need to so some more yard work in the backyard.  bbl.

[Travellin Dave]

Well, Tex is slacking off, so I'll cover for him

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[sfish]

I need to so some more yard work in the backyard.  bbl.

Do you think he really went outside or is this a manscaping reference?