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Anyone else do the Stogie Boys football picks pool? Just logged in to check out my performance last week, and it turns out that I won. And the only game I missed? The Browns. Good thing I always make them my 1 point choice, no matter what, since they're so damn unpredictable. Lol

Nice! Did you win anything or is it a season-long thing?

Weekly prize for top 3 is a sampler, a lighter and a cutter. I'll let you know specifics when I get my winnings. I also won once 2 or 3 years ago. Got a Xikar lighter and a Stinky ashtray.

Man, this site should do something like that.  Fucking place blows.

Well, it wouldn't blow if the guy who runs the joint worked on it and wasn't out drinking bourbon all the time.

Morning, muchachos. Did I really order 60 cigars yesterday? It's all a haze.

Morning Raz. What'd you get?

CLE Connies and some Sancho Panza coronas that Tex recommended.  60 cigars at about two-fitty a stick and allegedly there'll be a $20 gift card in the box.

Which means we gotta start looking for the next thing for you to buy.

He could buy a new tv for BD. I hear he's been looking.

I have never purchased a television. People keep giving them to me, up to and including the 80-some-odd inch monstrosity I currently have. It's old technology and moving it about killt me, but it works fine.

Haven't bought a new one since we moved into our house over 10 years ago. Wife wants a newer flat screen one, but the one we have still works perfectly, despite being horribly out of date. Have a hard time buying something to replace something else that still works great.

Does that apply to golf clubs, too?

Sounds just like 1911"s!

Yeah...you squeeze the trigger on a 1911 and lead flies out the muzzle while it loads the next round. A Glock does so much more than that.

Yeah, 7-8 times more

Yup. If you're planning on missing half your shots, then those extra bullets are real handy.

or one could just lob a grenade from an open trench. 

Or one could play like a grenade and land in the trench

Good way to break a leg.

[razgueado]

Speaking of wardens, I was cleaning crap our yesterday and found a box of some sort of little ugly Chinese baskets, could tell the box was old but looked like the baskets had never been out of it.

When the warden got home asked her wtf they were and why we have them.....  She said they are cute little baskets and we got them for a wedding present.  OK have we ever used them? No but we need to keep them because they were a wedding gift and you don't throw those away..... Well you should have told me that before I threw all those fuk'n ugly highball glasses we have never used away last week......    Baskets are gone now, trash picked up this morning.

Way to ensure you don't get laid any time soon!

Just add it to the list, he's been on a roll lately.

At this rate, he might get laid sometime in 2018.

[razgueado]

Anyone else do the Stogie Boys football picks pool? Just logged in to check out my performance last week, and it turns out that I won. And the only game I missed? The Browns. Good thing I always make them my 1 point choice, no matter what, since they're so damn unpredictable. Lol

Nice! Did you win anything or is it a season-long thing?

Weekly prize for top 3 is a sampler, a lighter and a cutter. I'll let you know specifics when I get my winnings. I also won once 2 or 3 years ago. Got a Xikar lighter and a Stinky ashtray.

Man, this site should do something like that.  Fucking place blows.

Well, it wouldn't blow if the guy who runs the joint worked on it and wasn't out drinking bourbon all the time.

Morning, muchachos. Did I really order 60 cigars yesterday? It's all a haze.

Morning Raz. What'd you get?

CLE Connies and some Sancho Panza coronas that Tex recommended.  60 cigars at about two-fitty a stick and allegedly there'll be a $20 gift card in the box.

Which means we gotta start looking for the next thing for you to buy.

He could buy a new tv for BD. I hear he's been looking.

I have never purchased a television. People keep giving them to me, up to and including the 80-some-odd inch monstrosity I currently have. It's old technology and moving it about killt me, but it works fine.

Haven't bought a new one since we moved into our house over 10 years ago. Wife wants a newer flat screen one, but the one we have still works perfectly, despite being horribly out of date. Have a hard time buying something to replace something else that still works great.

Does that apply to golf clubs, too?

Sounds just like 1911"s!

Yeah...you squeeze the trigger on a 1911 and lead flies out the muzzle while it loads the next round. A Glock does so much more than that.

Yeah, 7-8 times more

Yup. If you're planning on missing half your shots, then those extra bullets are real handy.

or one could just lob a grenade from an open trench. 

We try not to mention trenches when Raz is around.....just sayin'

That's what my lawyers say, anyway.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Morning ReporterDave, TempTxDave, Gamblin'Dave, MovingtoIndiaTony, RainyBiebs, BlueSkiesCB, and NoBackupDean.

Gotta start making a list of the aliases....wish this site had some way to support that.

It actually does.  But I chose to turn that feature off.

Maybe you can turn it on when you get to India.

...but only after a proper "help desk" ticket is entered.

Oh yeah I had to get one of those myself this morning, first person  pissed me off so bad I told her to transfer me to her supervisor.......  stupid bitch.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Anyone else do the Stogie Boys football picks pool? Just logged in to check out my performance last week, and it turns out that I won. And the only game I missed? The Browns. Good thing I always make them my 1 point choice, no matter what, since they're so damn unpredictable. Lol

Nice! Did you win anything or is it a season-long thing?

Weekly prize for top 3 is a sampler, a lighter and a cutter. I'll let you know specifics when I get my winnings. I also won once 2 or 3 years ago. Got a Xikar lighter and a Stinky ashtray.

Man, this site should do something like that.  Fucking place blows.

Well, it wouldn't blow if the guy who runs the joint worked on it and wasn't out drinking bourbon all the time.

Morning, muchachos. Did I really order 60 cigars yesterday? It's all a haze.

Morning Raz. What'd you get?

CLE Connies and some Sancho Panza coronas that Tex recommended.  60 cigars at about two-fitty a stick and allegedly there'll be a $20 gift card in the box.

Which means we gotta start looking for the next thing for you to buy.

He could buy a new tv for BD. I hear he's been looking.

I have never purchased a television. People keep giving them to me, up to and including the 80-some-odd inch monstrosity I currently have. It's old technology and moving it about killt me, but it works fine.

Haven't bought a new one since we moved into our house over 10 years ago. Wife wants a newer flat screen one, but the one we have still works perfectly, despite being horribly out of date. Have a hard time buying something to replace something else that still works great.

Does that apply to golf clubs, too?

Sounds just like 1911"s!

Yeah...you squeeze the trigger on a 1911 and lead flies out the muzzle while it loads the next round. A Glock does so much more than that.

Yeah, 7-8 times more

Yup. If you're planning on missing half your shots, then those extra bullets are real handy.

or one could just lob a grenade from an open trench. 

We try not to mention trenches when Raz is around.....just sayin'

When did we start that?  Did it last week with no complaints.

[BackyardSmoker]

Anyone else do the Stogie Boys football picks pool? Just logged in to check out my performance last week, and it turns out that I won. And the only game I missed? The Browns. Good thing I always make them my 1 point choice, no matter what, since they're so damn unpredictable. Lol

Nice! Did you win anything or is it a season-long thing?

Weekly prize for top 3 is a sampler, a lighter and a cutter. I'll let you know specifics when I get my winnings. I also won once 2 or 3 years ago. Got a Xikar lighter and a Stinky ashtray.

Man, this site should do something like that.  Fucking place blows.

Well, it wouldn't blow if the guy who runs the joint worked on it and wasn't out drinking bourbon all the time.

Morning, muchachos. Did I really order 60 cigars yesterday? It's all a haze.

Morning Raz. What'd you get?

CLE Connies and some Sancho Panza coronas that Tex recommended.  60 cigars at about two-fitty a stick and allegedly there'll be a $20 gift card in the box.

Which means we gotta start looking for the next thing for you to buy.

He could buy a new tv for BD. I hear he's been looking.

I have never purchased a television. People keep giving them to me, up to and including the 80-some-odd inch monstrosity I currently have. It's old technology and moving it about killt me, but it works fine.

Haven't bought a new one since we moved into our house over 10 years ago. Wife wants a newer flat screen one, but the one we have still works perfectly, despite being horribly out of date. Have a hard time buying something to replace something else that still works great.

Does that apply to golf clubs, too?

Sounds just like 1911"s!

Yeah...you squeeze the trigger on a 1911 and lead flies out the muzzle while it loads the next round. A Glock does so much more than that.

Yeah, 7-8 times more

Yup. If you're planning on missing half your shots, then those extra bullets are real handy.

or one could just lob a grenade from an open trench. 

We try not to mention trenches when Raz is around.....just sayin'

I bet there was at least one instance he wishes someone would have mentioned it.

[South Carolina Redfish]

A $301 million jackpot is on the line in tonight's Powerball drawing

[cigarbreath]

A $301 million jackpot is on the line in tonight's Powerball drawing

come on, Baby needs a new pair of shoes...

[razgueado]

Anyone else do the Stogie Boys football picks pool? Just logged in to check out my performance last week, and it turns out that I won. And the only game I missed? The Browns. Good thing I always make them my 1 point choice, no matter what, since they're so damn unpredictable. Lol

Nice! Did you win anything or is it a season-long thing?

Weekly prize for top 3 is a sampler, a lighter and a cutter. I'll let you know specifics when I get my winnings. I also won once 2 or 3 years ago. Got a Xikar lighter and a Stinky ashtray.

Man, this site should do something like that.  Fucking place blows.

Well, it wouldn't blow if the guy who runs the joint worked on it and wasn't out drinking bourbon all the time.

Morning, muchachos. Did I really order 60 cigars yesterday? It's all a haze.

Morning Raz. What'd you get?

CLE Connies and some Sancho Panza coronas that Tex recommended.  60 cigars at about two-fitty a stick and allegedly there'll be a $20 gift card in the box.

Which means we gotta start looking for the next thing for you to buy.

He could buy a new tv for BD. I hear he's been looking.

I have never purchased a television. People keep giving them to me, up to and including the 80-some-odd inch monstrosity I currently have. It's old technology and moving it about killt me, but it works fine.

Haven't bought a new one since we moved into our house over 10 years ago. Wife wants a newer flat screen one, but the one we have still works perfectly, despite being horribly out of date. Have a hard time buying something to replace something else that still works great.

Does that apply to golf clubs, too?

Sounds just like 1911"s!

Yeah...you squeeze the trigger on a 1911 and lead flies out the muzzle while it loads the next round. A Glock does so much more than that.

Yeah, 7-8 times more

Yup. If you're planning on missing half your shots, then those extra bullets are real handy.

or one could just lob a grenade from an open trench. 

We try not to mention trenches when Raz is around.....just sayin'

I bet there was at least one instance he wishes someone would have mentioned it.

Beforehand. Fuk'n A.

[LuvTooGolf]

A $301 million jackpot is on the line in tonight's Powerball drawing

I think we have so many people in our work lottery pool that if we win, I may not even notice. Lol

[Travellin Dave]

A $301 million jackpot is on the line in tonight's Powerball drawing

I think we have so many people in our work lottery pool that if we win, I may not even notice. Lol

I think there might be a little bit to go around.  I'm not sharing however.

[Travellin Dave]

Anyone else do the Stogie Boys football picks pool? Just logged in to check out my performance last week, and it turns out that I won. And the only game I missed? The Browns. Good thing I always make them my 1 point choice, no matter what, since they're so damn unpredictable. Lol

Nice! Did you win anything or is it a season-long thing?

Weekly prize for top 3 is a sampler, a lighter and a cutter. I'll let you know specifics when I get my winnings. I also won once 2 or 3 years ago. Got a Xikar lighter and a Stinky ashtray.

Man, this site should do something like that.  Fucking place blows.

Well, it wouldn't blow if the guy who runs the joint worked on it and wasn't out drinking bourbon all the time.

Morning, muchachos. Did I really order 60 cigars yesterday? It's all a haze.

Morning Raz. What'd you get?

CLE Connies and some Sancho Panza coronas that Tex recommended.  60 cigars at about two-fitty a stick and allegedly there'll be a $20 gift card in the box.

Which means we gotta start looking for the next thing for you to buy.

He could buy a new tv for BD. I hear he's been looking.

I have never purchased a television. People keep giving them to me, up to and including the 80-some-odd inch monstrosity I currently have. It's old technology and moving it about killt me, but it works fine.

Haven't bought a new one since we moved into our house over 10 years ago. Wife wants a newer flat screen one, but the one we have still works perfectly, despite being horribly out of date. Have a hard time buying something to replace something else that still works great.

Does that apply to golf clubs, too?

Sounds just like 1911"s!

Yeah...you squeeze the trigger on a 1911 and lead flies out the muzzle while it loads the next round. A Glock does so much more than that.

Yeah, 7-8 times more

Yup. If you're planning on missing half your shots, then those extra bullets are real handy.

or one could just lob a grenade from an open trench. 

We try not to mention trenches when Raz is around.....just sayin'

I bet there was at least one instance he wishes someone would have mentioned it.

Beforehand. Fuk'n A.

Exactly!

[LuvTooGolf]

A $301 million jackpot is on the line in tonight's Powerball drawing

I think we have so many people in our work lottery pool that if we win, I may not even notice. Lol

I think there might be a little bit to go around.  I'm not sharing however.

I'm exaggerating, but only slightly. I think we have about 60 people in the pool. One guy here runs it like it's his job.

[Travellin Dave]

A $301 million jackpot is on the line in tonight's Powerball drawing

I think we have so many people in our work lottery pool that if we win, I may not even notice. Lol

I think there might be a little bit to go around.  I'm not sharing however.

I'm exaggerating, but only slightly. I think we have about 60 people in the pool. One guy here runs it like it's his job.

Does he also run the football pools?

[South Carolina Redfish]

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