Morning muchachos. Rather be anywhere else than work today.
Face down in a pile of horse shit? I'd probably choose work. Morning, Bret.
Some people prefer that barnyard profile. Good morning, Joe.
LOL, always thought that was an absurd flavor/smell description. I mean, I get it, but usually when trying to describe something I like I go for more positive associations. "Smells like a dairy farm on a humid July day at high noon, in a good way."
Morning, Tony.