Morning BD. Got my USB port filled, so I'm good to go.
Is that code for butt sex?
Nope, my wife bought a rechargeable mini magic wand vibrator that needs to be plugged into a USB port to recharge. Charging your vibrator in your computers USB port just seems a little silly to me.. Now butt sex, "that's a completely different story...!"
Dad you drunk?
Nope, not at the moment. I was thinking about finding a cigar and some whiskey this afternoon before making supper.. ![Smiley :)](https://cigarbanter.com/forum/Smileys/default/smiley.gif)
Afternoon BD and all....
Are you staying out of trouble TD...? ![Smiley :)](https://cigarbanter.com/forum/Smileys/default/smiley.gif)
Up till now...but the day is young. And You???
I'm trying to start some trouble with my wife, but she's not biting...
Feelin' frisky, huh... must have some new accessories you're wanting to try. ![Tongue :P](https://cigarbanter.com/forum/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
A few weeks ago, we got into a big fight. During the fight she said she doesn't like doing allot of the same things that I like to do. I said, "that's fine, do what you like to do and don't worry about what I like to do." In the heat of the argument she said,"I'm never going to wear those costumes again either..!" Today she asked, "Do you have any money saved up...?" I said, "Maybe, what's on your mind...?" She said, "I've got next weekend off, do you want to get away for the weekend...?" I said, "That does sound nice. Maybe we could stop along the way at a couple of bars..? Oh wait, I forgot, you don't like going to bars..! You know, you could take some of your costumes and wear them in the motel room... Oh wait, "your not doing that any more either.." Well, maybe we would take a drive down by the lake. Oh wait, you don't like bugs do you...!" You know, "That trip your thinking of doesn't sound like much fun to me at all..? It just sounds like me spending allot of money for nothing. So now that I think of it, going out of town for the weekend doesn't sound any good at all...!"