Morning BD. Got my USB port filled, so I'm good to go.
Is that code for butt sex?
Nope, my wife bought a rechargeable mini magic wand vibrator that needs to be plugged into a USB port to recharge. Charging your vibrator in your computers USB port just seems a little silly to me.. Now butt sex, "that's a completely different story...!"
Dad you drunk?
Nope, not at the moment. I was thinking about finding a cigar and some whiskey this afternoon before making supper..