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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #360 on: February 20, 2015, 02:38:53 PM »

My grandson hurt his head last week.  So yesterday I said, "Let me take a look at your head."  I touched his head and he started screaming...!  I said, "Oh, I'm really sorry, did I hurt you..?"  He said, "no pawpa, I was just kidding..!"  Then started laughing...  He's 3 years old....., and I almost pooped my pants.
I don't think we ever asked this before, BD.......you blonde?
Sorry, gray...!
50 Shades?
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #361 on: February 20, 2015, 02:39:18 PM »

Almost quitting time!  Might just work for an hour or two at home, had enough of the office for this week.

You still gotta shop for party favors?
You think he was tasked to buy the chocolate phalli?

With or without roofies?
I don't know about that, Mr. Cosby.

Sometimes you gotta double to dose on those strippers. They got quite a tolerance built up.


Offering my wife a glass of wine after she has taken her Ambien and Xanax doesn't count, right..?
In general, wives don't count at all.
Thanks, I'm really glad to hear that.  Now I don't have to feel guilty about all those things she did that she doesn't know about..
And yet, you managed to creep me the fuck out.  Well done!
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #362 on: February 20, 2015, 02:39:28 PM »

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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #363 on: February 20, 2015, 02:40:14 PM »

Ya know, really thinking about a stop at the local B&M.  Think I'll call it a day.
Later gents.  Have fun YellowStar!
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #364 on: February 20, 2015, 02:41:08 PM »

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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #365 on: February 20, 2015, 02:41:46 PM »

Ya know, really thinking about a stop at the local B&M.  Think I'll call it a day.
Later gents.  Have fun YellowStar!
ALToC?
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #366 on: February 20, 2015, 02:42:23 PM »

Almost quitting time!  Might just work for an hour or two at home, had enough of the office for this week.
Need to pick out your outfit for your party.
Haha, ohh geez.  Just got home, I did change into something a little more 'festive'
So where you going to pick up your party favors?  Romantix, Pleasure Palace, Enchantasys, Fantasy's?
Why don't we ever hear the word, "French Tickler," any more...?
You mean, "Freedom Tickler"?  'MURICA!!!!
LOL...
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #367 on: February 20, 2015, 02:42:57 PM »

Ya know, really thinking about a stop at the local B&M.  Think I'll call it a day.
Later gents.  Have fun YellowStar!
See ya Dave, will do!
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #368 on: February 20, 2015, 02:43:37 PM »

Almost quitting time!  Might just work for an hour or two at home, had enough of the office for this week.
Need to pick out your outfit for your party.
Haha, ohh geez.  Just got home, I did change into something a little more 'festive'
So where you going to pick up your party favors?  Romantix, Pleasure Palace, Enchantasys, Fantasy's?
Why don't we ever hear the word, "French Tickler," any more...?
You mean, "Freedom Tickler"?  'MURICA!!!!
'MERICA!!!!!    ;D
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #369 on: February 20, 2015, 02:44:17 PM »

My grandson hurt his head last week.  So yesterday I said, "Let me take a look at your head."  I touched his head and he started screaming...!  I said, "Oh, I'm really sorry, did I hurt you..?"  He said, "no pawpa, I was just kidding..!"  Then started laughing...  He's 3 years old....., and I almost pooped my pants.
I don't think we ever asked this before, BD.......you blonde?
Sorry, gray...!
50 Shades?
I can't say 50, but definitely a few of the better shades..
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #370 on: February 20, 2015, 02:46:44 PM »

Ya know, really thinking about a stop at the local B&M.  Think I'll call it a day.
Later gents.  Have fun YellowStar!
ALToC?
No, Tobacco Leaf  (next to Olive Garden on Rt. 1 across from Quakerbridge Mall.)  [and just around the corner from Joe Canals]
Haven't been there in a while....feel guilty.
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #371 on: February 20, 2015, 02:46:55 PM »

Ya know, really thinking about a stop at the local B&M.  Think I'll call it a day.
Later gents.  Have fun YellowStar!
Sounds like fun.  Enjoy.
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #372 on: February 20, 2015, 02:47:58 PM »

Ya know, really thinking about a stop at the local B&M.  Think I'll call it a day.
Later gents.  Have fun YellowStar!
Yet another good bye to another Dave...
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #373 on: February 20, 2015, 02:49:24 PM »

Ya know, really thinking about a stop at the local B&M.  Think I'll call it a day.
Later gents.  Have fun YellowStar!
ALToC?
No, Tobacco Leaf  (next to Olive Garden on Rt. 1 across from Quakerbridge Mall.)  [and just around the corner from Joe Canals]
Haven't been there in a while....feel guilty.
Founders Imperial Stout currently on tap at Joe Canal's
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #374 on: February 20, 2015, 02:51:17 PM »

Ya know, really thinking about a stop at the local B&M.  Think I'll call it a day.
Later gents.  Have fun YellowStar!
Yet another good bye to another Dave...
There's always another one waiting in the wings.
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