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LuvTooGolf

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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #330 on: February 20, 2015, 02:17:04 PM »

My grandson hurt his head last week.  So yesterday I said, "Let me take a look at your head."  I touched his head and he started screaming...!  I said, "Oh, I'm really sorry, did I hurt you..?"  He said, "no pawpa, I was just kidding..!"  Then started laughing...  He's 3 years old....., and I almost pooped my pants.

I woulda dusted his tail and GAVE him something to cry about... but that's just my dad talkin.

Which makes me ask, has anyone watched 'The Slap'? OMG... The Horror!
I wanted to watch that, because Quinto is a pretty good actor, but I just can't get past the stupid title. I mean, did they need a title in 4 seconds? Could've come up with something a touch better, I'm thinking.
Reviews aren't great.  That's what they called it in Australia so why change the name here?
Because it's a stupid name? lol
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #331 on: February 20, 2015, 02:21:13 PM »

Almost quitting time!  Might just work for an hour or two at home, had enough of the office for this week.
Need to pick out your outfit for your party.
Haha, ohh geez.  Just got home, I did change into something a little more 'festive'
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #332 on: February 20, 2015, 02:21:16 PM »

My grandson hurt his head last week.  So yesterday I said, "Let me take a look at your head."  I touched his head and he started screaming...!  I said, "Oh, I'm really sorry, did I hurt you..?"  He said, "no pawpa, I was just kidding..!"  Then started laughing...  He's 3 years old....., and I almost pooped my pants.
I don't think we ever asked this before, BD.......you blonde?
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #333 on: February 20, 2015, 02:21:49 PM »

Almost quitting time!  Might just work for an hour or two at home, had enough of the office for this week.

You still gotta shop for party favors?
Just bringing beer and the rest of the essentials!
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #334 on: February 20, 2015, 02:23:44 PM »

Almost quitting time!  Might just work for an hour or two at home, had enough of the office for this week.
Need to pick out your outfit for your party.
Haha, ohh geez.  Just got home, I did change into something a little more 'festive'
So, you're an elf now?
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #335 on: February 20, 2015, 02:23:47 PM »

Almost quitting time!  Might just work for an hour or two at home, had enough of the office for this week.

You still gotta shop for party favors?
You think he was tasked to buy the chocolate phalli?

With or without roofies?
I don't know about that, Mr. Cosby.

Sometimes you gotta double to dose on those strippers. They got quite a tolerance built up.


Offering my wife a glass of wine after she has taken her Ambien and Xanax doesn't count, right..?
In general, wives don't count at all.
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #336 on: February 20, 2015, 02:24:21 PM »

Almost quitting time!  Might just work for an hour or two at home, had enough of the office for this week.
Need to pick out your outfit for your party.
Haha, ohh geez.  Just got home, I did change into something a little more 'festive'
So where you going to pick up your party favors?  Romantix, Pleasure Palace, Enchantasys, Fantasy's?
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #337 on: February 20, 2015, 02:25:01 PM »

Almost quitting time!  Might just work for an hour or two at home, had enough of the office for this week.
Need to pick out your outfit for your party.
Haha, ohh geez.  Just got home, I did change into something a little more 'festive'
So where you going to pick up your party favors?  Romantix, Pleasure Palace, Enchantasys, Fantasy's?
I ain't even asking...
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #338 on: February 20, 2015, 02:25:19 PM »

Almost quitting time!  Might just work for an hour or two at home, had enough of the office for this week.

You still gotta shop for party favors?
Just bringing beer and the rest of the essentials!

Essential, huh. Not the best stage name I've ever heard.
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #339 on: February 20, 2015, 02:25:55 PM »

Stopped at the liquor store in my travels. Picked up the last 6-pack of Grapefruit Sculpin, the guy said that's it for the year. He got 5 cases and they sold in a week, he said the distributor didn't buy nearly enough. Also picked up a 4-pack of Horny Goat Black Vanilla IPA which I'm about to try. Got a Sierra Nevada 2015 Beer Camp 6-pack to take to my friend's house later
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #340 on: February 20, 2015, 02:26:02 PM »

Hazzuh!
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #341 on: February 20, 2015, 02:26:37 PM »

My grandson hurt his head last week.  So yesterday I said, "Let me take a look at your head."  I touched his head and he started screaming...!  I said, "Oh, I'm really sorry, did I hurt you..?"  He said, "no pawpa, I was just kidding..!"  Then started laughing...  He's 3 years old....., and I almost pooped my pants.

I woulda dusted his tail and GAVE him something to cry about... but that's just my dad talkin.

Which makes me ask, has anyone watched 'The Slap'? OMG... The Horror!
I wanted to watch that, because Quinto is a pretty good actor, but I just can't get past the stupid title. I mean, did they need a title in 4 seconds? Could've come up with something a touch better, I'm thinking.
Reviews aren't great.  That's what they called it in Australia so why change the name here?
Because it's a stupid name? lol

It is, but shock value isn't as creative these days.
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #342 on: February 20, 2015, 02:26:58 PM »

Hazzuh!
Later, Dave.  See ya in the a.m.
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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #343 on: February 20, 2015, 02:27:01 PM »

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Re: 2/20/2015
« Reply #344 on: February 20, 2015, 02:27:04 PM »

Almost quitting time!  Might just work for an hour or two at home, had enough of the office for this week.

You still gotta shop for party favors?
You think he was tasked to buy the chocolate phalli?

With or without roofies?
I don't know about that, Mr. Cosby.

Sometimes you gotta double to dose on those strippers. They got quite a tolerance built up.


Offering my wife a glass of wine after she has taken her Ambien and Xanax doesn't count, right..?
Nah, you're good.
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