Good morning, folks. Crazy morning here so I won't be participating much.
Someone bring in donuts? Kidding - good mornin Tony!
I knew the day was gonna suck when my daughter told me that the elf didn't move. FUCK, I forgot to move him before I went to bed last night. This is too much pressure on me.
Can't let that happen! I have an alarm set on my phone for 9:45 each night to remind me, it's more important than paying the mortgage!
How is it that the Mom's get to duck out of this shit? They don't stay up for this elf or tooth stuff, don't have to put the toys together, remember all the batteries, fix them when they break after the first hour....
Yeah I hear ya but we alternate nights, not easy coming up with new ideas and places to hide that creepy piece of shit
So what's the deal? Are they supposed to wake up each morning and find it?
Yes, the deal is that it flies back to the North Pole each night and talks/reports to Santa. Then it flies back and picks a new spot or gets into mischief, depends how much effort you want to put in...Tony chose zero