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Re: 12/3/2014
« Reply #165 on: December 03, 2014, 08:52:04 AM »

Good morning, folks.  Crazy morning here so I won't be participating much.
Someone bring in donuts?  Kidding - good mornin Tony!
I knew the day was gonna suck when my daughter told me that the elf didn't move.  FUCK, I forgot to move him before I went to bed last night.  This is too much pressure on me.  :(
Can't let that happen! I have an alarm set on my phone for 9:45 each night to remind me, it's more important than paying the mortgage!
How is it that the Mom's get to duck out of this shit?  They don't stay up for this elf or tooth stuff, don't have to put the toys together, remember all the batteries, fix them when they break after the first hour....
Yeah I hear ya but we alternate nights, not easy coming up with new ideas and places to hide that creepy piece of shit
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Re: 12/3/2014
« Reply #166 on: December 03, 2014, 08:52:54 AM »

Good morning, folks.  Crazy morning here so I won't be participating much.
...and we'll notice?
I did notice it smells less in here today
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Re: 12/3/2014
« Reply #167 on: December 03, 2014, 08:53:34 AM »

You guys aren't being very nice to Tony...it's about time you came around
Don't worry he is going to let you in the 3-way tomorrow night anyway
Where is this herf, Shawshank?
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Re: 12/3/2014
« Reply #168 on: December 03, 2014, 08:53:51 AM »

10 Rocky Patel Fusion Torpedo ((6.2" x 52)
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 9 Bahia Vintage Torpedo (6.0" x 52)
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 8 Perdomo Lot 23 Robusto (5.0 x 50)
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 7 ACID Kuba Kuba Maduro (5.0"x54)
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 6 Diesel Unholy Cocktail (torpedo) (5.0"x56)
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 5 Jaime Garcia Reserva Especial Robusto (5.2"x52)
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 4 Latitude Zero Torpedo (6.5"x52)
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 2 Romeo y Julieta Media Noche
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Re: 12/3/2014
« Reply #169 on: December 03, 2014, 08:53:54 AM »

Good morning, folks.  Crazy morning here so I won't be participating much.
Someone bring in donuts?  Kidding - good mornin Tony!
I knew the day was gonna suck when my daughter told me that the elf didn't move.  FUCK, I forgot to move him before I went to bed last night.  This is too much pressure on me.  :(
Can't let that happen! I have an alarm set on my phone for 9:45 each night to remind me, it's more important than paying the mortgage!
How is it that the Mom's get to duck out of this shit?  They don't stay up for this elf or tooth stuff, don't have to put the toys together, remember all the batteries, fix them when they break after the first hour....
Yeah but they don't get to ride the Santa go-karts and motorbikes around the neighborhood late night on Christmas eve either.  Damn that was fun even if the cop said the go-kart was too fast and too loud for a kid much less a drunk ass Santa.
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Re: 12/3/2014
« Reply #170 on: December 03, 2014, 08:55:10 AM »

Clearance Jam today
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Re: 12/3/2014
« Reply #171 on: December 03, 2014, 08:57:15 AM »

Dad is going to be some kind of Pissed!    Feds clamp down on 'penis pumps' paid for by Medicare...
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Re: 12/3/2014
« Reply #172 on: December 03, 2014, 08:57:37 AM »

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Re: 12/3/2014
« Reply #173 on: December 03, 2014, 08:58:26 AM »

Good morning, folks.  Crazy morning here so I won't be participating much.
Someone bring in donuts?  Kidding - good mornin Tony!
I knew the day was gonna suck when my daughter told me that the elf didn't move.  FUCK, I forgot to move him before I went to bed last night.  This is too much pressure on me.  :(
Can't let that happen! I have an alarm set on my phone for 9:45 each night to remind me, it's more important than paying the mortgage!
How is it that the Mom's get to duck out of this shit?  They don't stay up for this elf or tooth stuff, don't have to put the toys together, remember all the batteries, fix them when they break after the first hour....
Yeah I hear ya but we alternate nights, not easy coming up with new ideas and places to hide that creepy piece of shit
Get a toy boat and float the fukker in the toilet.
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Re: 12/3/2014
« Reply #174 on: December 03, 2014, 08:58:28 AM »

Clearance Jam today
Indeed....after RP's....I'm feelin' AB's and VS's are right around the corner.
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Re: 12/3/2014
« Reply #175 on: December 03, 2014, 08:59:56 AM »

You guys aren't being very nice to Tony...it's about time you came around
Don't worry he is going to let you in the 3-way tomorrow night anyway
Where is this herf, Shawshank?
It's on the calendar and the PM invite dingleberry.
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Re: 12/3/2014
« Reply #176 on: December 03, 2014, 09:01:02 AM »

Good morning, folks.  Crazy morning here so I won't be participating much.
Someone bring in donuts?  Kidding - good mornin Tony!
I knew the day was gonna suck when my daughter told me that the elf didn't move.  FUCK, I forgot to move him before I went to bed last night.  This is too much pressure on me.  :(
Can't let that happen! I have an alarm set on my phone for 9:45 each night to remind me, it's more important than paying the mortgage!
How is it that the Mom's get to duck out of this shit?  They don't stay up for this elf or tooth stuff, don't have to put the toys together, remember all the batteries, fix them when they break after the first hour....
Yeah I hear ya but we alternate nights, not easy coming up with new ideas and places to hide that creepy piece of shit
So what's the deal?  Are they supposed to wake up each morning and find it?
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Re: 12/3/2014
« Reply #177 on: December 03, 2014, 09:01:41 AM »

Dad is going to be some kind of Pissed!    Feds clamp down on 'penis pumps' paid for by Medicare...
Damn government, trying to stick their fingers in....nevermind.
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Re: 12/3/2014
« Reply #178 on: December 03, 2014, 09:01:46 AM »

no water in the park. camper connection past me broke last night and she just decided to tell the park manager.
Face it, Dean - you somehow attract deadbeats.
yeah yeah, and I'm sick of it.
I mean really why would somebody who sits in front of an RV that nothing works in all day smoking cigars and drinking coffee attract deadbeats, just does not seem right does it? 
LMAO. good question.
off to the PO and a local bank.
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Re: 12/3/2014
« Reply #179 on: December 03, 2014, 09:02:00 AM »

You guys aren't being very nice to Tony...it's about time you came around
Don't worry he is going to let you in the 3-way tomorrow night anyway
Where is this herf, Shawshank?
It's on the calendar and the PM invite dingleberry.
C'mon now, I was making a 3-way joke. You'd better be nice, it's probably just you and me tomorrow
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