Time to fly the unfriendly skies. Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket. The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... ![Shocked :o](https://cigarbanter.com/forum/Smileys/default/shocked.gif)
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.
And the BIGGGG Ones usually FARRRRR Outnumber the correct ones.
Because, after all, clothes make the woman.
And if she looks good in LuLu Lemons the lack of makes her a lot better woman.
And, conversely, if she doesn't look spectacularly appetizing naked, the pants are not going to help.
That's the fraud perpetrated by the fashion industry. "Yes, you can wear yoga pants even if you resemble a hippo. You just have to choose the right pattern to make you look thinner!"
Riiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhht.