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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #105 on: March 28, 2017, 03:04:48 PM »

Where you been lately BS?

Covering for a few folks out the past couple weeks, and with spring break right around the corner, probably more of the same until after Easter.
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #106 on: March 28, 2017, 03:06:18 PM »

Where you been lately BS?

Covering for a few folks out the past couple weeks, and with spring break right around the corner, probably more of the same until after Easter.
I got ya, surely you got their pay also for doing their work. ;D
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #107 on: March 28, 2017, 03:08:04 PM »

Where is that Mayor, I need to ask him a question.
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #108 on: March 28, 2017, 03:13:48 PM »

Thinks I will go home and fire up a smoke.  Later
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #109 on: March 28, 2017, 03:17:56 PM »

Where you been lately BS?

Covering for a few folks out the past couple weeks, and with spring break right around the corner, probably more of the same until after Easter.
I got ya, surely you got their pay also for doing their work. ;D

Ha! No, but if they find out I'm doing 2 full timers jobs with only about an extra 2 hrs per day, they may be in trouble. So, keep it down. I don't wanna keep this 'busting my ass' thing going on a regular basis. It's obviously cutting into my play/banter time... not that there's many deals to peruse as of late.
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #110 on: March 28, 2017, 03:20:18 PM »

Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.
And the BIGGGG Ones usually FARRRRR Outnumber the correct ones.
Because, after all, clothes make the woman.
And if she looks good in LuLu Lemons the lack of makes her a lot better woman.
And, conversely, if she doesn't look spectacularly appetizing naked, the pants are not going to help.

That's the fraud perpetrated by the fashion industry. "Yes, you can wear yoga pants even if you resemble a hippo. You just have to choose the right pattern to make you look thinner!"

Riiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhht.
They don't sell as many pants with honesty.
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #111 on: March 28, 2017, 03:20:41 PM »

Hazzuh time!
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #112 on: March 28, 2017, 03:27:37 PM »

Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.

The in between is also know as camel toe... for the bigger ones, moose knuckle   ;)
I was more referring to body shape, but ok. :)

CNS... exactly!
Ha, I see you guys are still talking about leggings good and bad.  I'm happy to report a blonde hottie sitting in my row  filling out hers very nicely.
Enjoy your flight, we won't ask for photo graphic evidence, we will take your word on the apparent hotness.
Or getting in trouble for self rising snack trays.
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #113 on: March 28, 2017, 04:27:50 PM »

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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #114 on: March 28, 2017, 04:28:10 PM »

Wind is blowing like hell now.
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #115 on: March 28, 2017, 04:46:20 PM »

Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.
And the BIGGGG Ones usually FARRRRR Outnumber the correct ones.
Because, after all, clothes make the woman.
And if she looks good in LuLu Lemons the lack of makes her a lot better woman.
And, conversely, if she doesn't look spectacularly appetizing naked, the pants are not going to help.

That's the fraud perpetrated by the fashion industry. "Yes, you can wear yoga pants even if you resemble a hippo. You just have to choose the right pattern to make you look thinner!"

Riiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhht.
actually they refuse to make the pant in sizes past 12, see the article http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2013/11/chip-wilson-claims-some-women-cant-wear-lululemon-pants/
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #116 on: March 28, 2017, 04:49:21 PM »

Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.
And the BIGGGG Ones usually FARRRRR Outnumber the correct ones.
Because, after all, clothes make the woman.
And if she looks good in LuLu Lemons the lack of makes her a lot better woman.
And, conversely, if she doesn't look spectacularly appetizing naked, the pants are not going to help.

That's the fraud perpetrated by the fashion industry. "Yes, you can wear yoga pants even if you resemble a hippo. You just have to choose the right pattern to make you look thinner!"

Riiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhht.
actually they refuse to make the pant in sizes past 12, see the article http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2013/11/chip-wilson-claims-some-women-cant-wear-lululemon-pants/
And for a damn good reason.
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #117 on: March 28, 2017, 04:52:34 PM »

Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.
And the BIGGGG Ones usually FARRRRR Outnumber the correct ones.
Because, after all, clothes make the woman.
And if she looks good in LuLu Lemons the lack of makes her a lot better woman.
And, conversely, if she doesn't look spectacularly appetizing naked, the pants are not going to help.

That's the fraud perpetrated by the fashion industry. "Yes, you can wear yoga pants even if you resemble a hippo. You just have to choose the right pattern to make you look thinner!"

Riiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhht.
actually they refuse to make the pant in sizes past 12, see the article http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2013/11/chip-wilson-claims-some-women-cant-wear-lululemon-pants/
Glad you're keeping up on the lululemon buzz for us Flip.
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #118 on: March 28, 2017, 04:54:10 PM »

Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
A lot on the flight down for me yesterday as well, some of them should have been denied boarding... :o
Too Big for Da LuLu Lemons?
More than a couple testing the physical limits of lycra/spandex.
There are only 2 types of people who wear those types of pants - big ones who have absolutely no right, or smoking hot ones who remind us why those pants were invented in the first place. It seems like there's never any in between.
And the BIGGGG Ones usually FARRRRR Outnumber the correct ones.
Because, after all, clothes make the woman.
And if she looks good in LuLu Lemons the lack of makes her a lot better woman.
And, conversely, if she doesn't look spectacularly appetizing naked, the pants are not going to help.

That's the fraud perpetrated by the fashion industry. "Yes, you can wear yoga pants even if you resemble a hippo. You just have to choose the right pattern to make you look thinner!"

Riiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhht.
actually they refuse to make the pant in sizes past 12, see the article http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2013/11/chip-wilson-claims-some-women-cant-wear-lululemon-pants/
Glad you're keeping up on the lululemon buzz for us Flip.
I drive by the store on my way home from work
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #119 on: March 28, 2017, 04:55:30 PM »

Damn the wind is blowing hard!
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