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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #60 on: March 28, 2017, 09:36:29 AM »

Tony, how'd you make out on the test?
I failed. I'll take it one last time, hopefully within a couple of weeks.
Pass/Fail with no indication of how close you came?  Hate those.
Yep. My heart sank when I got that last,  "Regrettably, you did not pass..." message on the computer screen. Up until that moment I'd thought I aced the thing.

Uh-oh... You should have copied off the guy from Chennai
Are you kidding me? I would need to train him first on how to copy off of me.
Then you should have gotten a copy of the test (and probably the answers too ;D) from the Russians.

If the Russians had any answers, Rocky would have lost that fight... USA! USA! USA!
Sheesh, you are 40 years behind!  Rooskies have all the answers now.
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #61 on: March 28, 2017, 09:36:34 AM »

Words for Tony today:

Thought for Today: "A man can do his best only by confidently seeking (and perpetually missing) an unattainable perfection." - Ralph Barton Perry, American author and educator (1876-1957).
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #62 on: March 28, 2017, 09:39:13 AM »

2 email ads from CI today already, their new plan must have failed.
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #63 on: March 28, 2017, 09:42:21 AM »

Words for Tony today:

Thought for Today: "A man can do his best only by confidently seeking (and perpetually missing) an unattainable perfection." - Ralph Barton Perry, American author and educator (1876-1957).
Tony, heads up, you're apparently doing your best.
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #64 on: March 28, 2017, 09:58:40 AM »

Words for Tony today:

Thought for Today: "A man can do his best only by confidently seeking (and perpetually missing) an unattainable perfection." - Ralph Barton Perry, American author and educator (1876-1957).
Tony, heads up, you're apparently doing your best.
Wish my father was still around so I could tell him that about me with such definitive proof.
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #65 on: March 28, 2017, 10:02:48 AM »

Words for Tony today:

Thought for Today: "A man can do his best only by confidently seeking (and perpetually missing) an unattainable perfection." - Ralph Barton Perry, American author and educator (1876-1957).
Tony, heads up, you're apparently doing your best.
Wish my father was still around so I could tell him that about me with such definitive proof.
They didn't buy it in my performance review.
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #66 on: March 28, 2017, 10:07:23 AM »

Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #67 on: March 28, 2017, 10:25:46 AM »

Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #68 on: March 28, 2017, 10:35:08 AM »

Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #69 on: March 28, 2017, 10:49:14 AM »

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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #70 on: March 28, 2017, 10:58:41 AM »

Looks like Baylor isn't the only Texas school where No means maybe...

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/higher-education/2017/03/23/survey-15-percent-female-undergraduatesat-ut-raped
Would have been more but the other 85% were too ugly.
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #71 on: March 28, 2017, 10:59:48 AM »

Man the Vagrant K2 Taxi's (A.K.A. Ambulances) are sure busy this morning!
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #72 on: March 28, 2017, 11:22:53 AM »

Time to fly the unfriendly skies.  Adios, mofos.
Make sure you leave your leggings at home.
That was on an employee ticket.  The rest of us can dress as shitty as we want...well, except for "offensive" T-shirts.
Some pretty nice leggings boarding this flight, fo sho.
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #73 on: March 28, 2017, 11:39:07 AM »

Looks like Baylor isn't the only Texas school where No means maybe...

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/higher-education/2017/03/23/survey-15-percent-female-undergraduatesat-ut-raped
Would have been more but the other 85% were too ugly.
Now, now, I've been on that campus and that's simply not true.
Besides, even on campuses where that may be true, never known guys, especially drunk college guys to be that selective.
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Re: 3/28/2017
« Reply #74 on: March 28, 2017, 11:39:39 AM »

Man the Vagrant K2 Taxi's (A.K.A. Ambulances) are sure busy this morning!
New batch?
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