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Title: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarBanter on April 13, 2015, 12:02:52 AM
Any cigar deals on the various internet sites that are worth talking about on this fine Monday? Join in this discussion and perhaps learn something along the way.  Warning: don't proceed if you have thin skin but don't be afraid to post either...  And welcome aboard!

Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 01:50:35 AM
Morning.
The kid held it together at the Masters
...and Dean has deadbeat 'possums.
On with the week.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on April 13, 2015, 02:34:19 AM
Good morning guys.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 13, 2015, 02:36:24 AM
Good morning guys.
Good morning Dave and Chip.  Just a drive-by for me and right back to bed.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on April 13, 2015, 02:41:39 AM
On this day in history ..
0837 - Best view of Halley's Comet in 2000 years
0989 - Battle at Abydos: Byzantine emperor Basilius II beats Bardas Phocas
1055 - Bishop Gebhard van Eichst„tt named Pope Victor II
1111 - Pope Paschalis II crowns Roman catholics-German king Hendrik II
1180 - Republic day of Gelnhausen
1204 - Crusaders occupy Constantinople
1241 - Battle at Theiss: Mongols beat Hungarian King B‚la IV
1346 - Pope Clemens VI declares German emperor Louis of Bavaria, envoy
1367 - Battle at N jera Spain: Castili‰ & England beat Arag¢n & France
1517 - Osmaanse army occupies Cairo
1556 - Portuguese Marranos who revert back to Judaism burned by order of Pope
1598 - Edict of Nantes grants political rights to French Huguenots
1640 - English Short Parliament forms (- May 5)
1668 - John Dryden (36) becomes 1st English poet laureate
1741 - Dutch people protest bad quality of bread
1741 - Royal Military Academy forms at Woolwich
1742 - George Frederic Handel's "Messiah" performed for 1st time (Dublin)
1759 - French beat European Allies in Battle of Bergen
1796 - 1st elephant arrives in US from India
1796 - Battle at Millesimo Italy: Napoleon beats Austrians
1808 - William Henry Lane ("Juda") perfects tap dance
1829 - English Emancipation Act grants freedom of religion to Catholics
1834 - HMS Beagle anchors at river mouth of Rio Santa Cruz, Patagonia
1842 - Lord Rosse successfully casts 72" (183-cm) mirror for a telescope
1849 - Hungarian Republic proclaimed
1860 - 1st Pony Express reaches Sacramento Calif
1861 - After 34 hours of bombardment, Ft Sumter surrenders to Confederates
1863 - Battle of Irish Bend, LA (Ft Bisland)
1863 - Hospital for Ruptured & Crippled in NY is 1st orthopedic hospital
1865 - Battle of Raleigh, NC
1865 - Sherman's march through Georgia begins
1869 - Steam power brake patented (George Westinghouse)
1870 - Metropolitan Museum of Art forms in NYC
1873 - Colfax Massacre in Grant Parish Louisiana (60 blacks killed)
1882 - Anti-Semitic League forms in Prussia
1883 - Alfred Packer convicted of cannibalism
1895 - Start of Sherlock Holmes "Adventure of Solitary Cyclist" (BG)
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on April 13, 2015, 02:42:28 AM
Good morning guys.
Good morning Dave and Chip.  Just a drive-by for me and right back to bed.
You need to get some sleep Tony.   
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on April 13, 2015, 02:43:13 AM
1902 - J C Penney opens his 1st store in Kemmerer, Wyo
1904 - Battle at Oviumbo Africa: Herero's chase away German army
1904 - Congress authorizes Lewis & Clark Expo $1 gold coin
1906 - Mutiny on Portuguese battleships Dom Carlos & Vasco da Gama
1908 - Groundbreaking on Philadelphia's Shibe Park (home of A's & Phillies)
1911 - Polo Grounds grandstand & left field bleachers go up in flames
1912 - Royal Flying Corps forms (later RAF)
1914 - 1st Federal League Game: Balt Terrapins beat Buffalo 3-2
1918 - Electrical fire kills 38 mental patients at Oklahoma State Hospital
1919 - Amritsar Massacre-British Army fires on nationalist rioters in India
1919 - British forces kill 100s of Indian Nationalists (Amritsar Massacre)
1920 - 1st woman US Civil Service Commissioner, Helen Hamilton appointed
1923 - Army wins 1st college three-weapon fencing championships
1924 - Greek plebiscite for a republic
1925 - Virginia Theater (ANTA, Guild) opens at 245 W 52nd St NYC
1926 - At 41, Walter Johnson pitches his 7th opening day shutout
1926 - Bicyclists without bicycle-tax-stamp rounded up in Amsterdam
1927 - Stanley Cup: Ottawa Senators beat Boston Bruins, in 2 games & 2 ties
1928 - 1st trans atlantic flight Europe-US (Fitzmaurice-von Hnefeld-K”hl)
1932 - Kozakken Boys soccer team forms in Werkendam forms
1933 - 1st flight over Mount Everest (Lord Clydesdale)
1933 - Stanley Cup: NY Rangers beat Toronto Maple Leafs, 3 games to 1
1934 - 4.7 million US families report receiving welfare payments
1934 - US Congress passes Johnson Debt Default Act
1936 - Metaxas proclaims himself dictator of Greece
1938 - Clifford Goldsmith' "What a Life," premieres in NYC
1939 - W Saroyan's "My Heart's in the Highlands," premieres in NYC
1940 - 2nd battle of Narvik-8 German destroyers, destroyed
1940 - Cornelious Warmerdam became 1st man to pole vault 15 ft
1940 - Stanley Cup: NY Rangers beat Toronto Maple Leafs, 4 games to 2
1941 - Heavy German assault on Tobruk
1941 - Russian-Japan no-attack treaty goes into effect
1943 - Catholic University Nijegen closes
1943 - FDR dedicates Jefferson Memorial
1943 - Nazi's discover mass grave of Polish officers near Katyn
1944 - SC rejects black suffrage
1944 - Stanley Cup: Montreal Canadiens sweep Chicago Blackhawks in 4 games
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on April 13, 2015, 02:44:08 AM
1944 - Transport nr 71 departs with French Jews to nazi-Germany
1945 - Canadian army liberates Teuge & Assen Neth from Nazis
1945 - Red Army occupy Wien (Vienna)
1945 - US marines conquer Minna Shima off Okinawa
1946 - Belgian premier Acker proclaims wage & price freeze over
1946 - Eddie Klepp, a white pitcher signed by defending Negro League champ Cleveland Buckeyes, is barred from field in Birmingham Alabama
1948 - 75 scientists ambushed on way to Mount Scopus
1949 - 3rd NBA Championship: Minn Lakers beat Wash Capitols, 4 games to 2
1953 - 1st game of Milwaukee Braves, they beat Cin Reds 2-0
1954 - Balt Orioles 1st game, loses to Tigers in Detroit 3-0
1954 - Milwaukee Braves' Hank Aaron's 1st game
1954 - Robert Oppenheimer accused of being a communist
1955 - 20.33" (51.64 cm) of rainfall, Axis, Alabama (state record)
1956 - KETA TV channel 13 in Oklahoma City, OK (PBS) begins broadcasting
1957 - "Shinbone Alley" opens at Broadway Theater NYC for 49 performances
1957 - 11th NBA Championship: Bost Celtics beat St Louis Hawks, 4 games to 3
1957 - 11th Tony Awards: Long Days Journey into the Night & My Fair Lady win
1957 - Due to lack of funds, Saturday mail delivery in US is temp halted
1958 - 12th Tony Awards: Sunrise at Campobello & Music Man win
1959 - USAF launches Discoverer II into polar orbit
1959 - Vanguard SLV-5 launched for Earth orbit (failed)
1959 - Vatican edict forbids Roman Catholics for voting for communists
1960 - France becomes 4th nuclear nation exploding an A-Bomb in Sahara
1960 - Transit 1B, 1st navigational satellite, placed in Earth orbit
1961 - "Carnival!" opens at Imperial Theater NYC for 719 performances
1961 - UN General Assembly condemns South-Africa's apartheid
1962 - Stan Musial scores his 1,869th run, a new NL record
1962 - US steel industry forced to give up price increases
1963 - Pete Rose triples for his 1st major league base hit
1963 - Pirate's Bob Friend balks 4 times in a game
1964 - 36th Academy Awards - "Tom Jones," Sidney Poitier & Patricia Neal win
1964 - Ian D Smith becomes premier of Rhodesia
1964 - New Zealand Colin Bosher shears a record 565 sheep in 1 work day
1965 - Beatles record "Help"
1965 - 1st US Senate black page, Lawrence W Bradford Jr, 16, appointed by NY Sen Jacob Javits
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on April 13, 2015, 02:44:55 AM
1966 - Pan Am places $525,000,000 order for 25 Boeing 747s
1969 - 33rd Golf Masters Championship: George Archer wins, shooting a 281
1970 - 34th Golf Masters Championship: Billy Casper wins, shooting a 279
1970 - Greek composer Mikis Theordorakis freed
1970 - Apollo 13 announces "Houston, we've got a problem!" as Beech-built oxygen tank explodes en route to Moon
1970 - Oakland uses gold-colored bases during the club's home opener Rules Committee subsequently bans this innovation
1972 - 1st baseball players' strike ends after 13 days
1975 - 39th Golf Masters Championship: Jack Nicklaus wins, shooting a 276
1975 - Chad military coup by General Odingar
1975 - Christian Falange kills 27 Palestinians, begins Lebanese civil war
1975 - Penguins 5-Isles 4-Quarterfinals-Penguins hold 1-0 lead
1976 - $2 bill re-introduced as US currency
1976 - 1st NBA playoff game for Cleve Cavliers, they lose 100-95 to Wash
1976 - Federal Reserve begins issuing $2 bicentennial notes
1978 - Jackson slugs a 3-run HR in the 1st inning, & the field is showered
1978 - NY Yanks defeat White Sox 4-2 in home opener on Reggie Candy Bar Day
1979 - Christian Turks occupy St Jansbasiliek
1979 - Longest doubles ping-pong match ends after 101 hours
1979 - Yusuf Lule becomes premier of Uganda
1980 - "Grease" closes at Broadhurst Theater NYC after 3,388 performances
1980 - "Reggae" closes at Biltmore Theater NYC after 21 performances
1980 - 44th Golf Masters Championship: Seve Ballesteros wins, shooting a 275
1980 - Amy Alcott wins LPGA American Defender/WRAL Golf Classic
1980 - Emmy News & Documentaries Award presentation
1980 - US boycotts Summer Olympics in Moscow
1981 - Pulitzer prize awarded to Beth Henley for "Crimes of the Heart"
1981 - Wash Post Janet Cooke wins Pulitzer Prize (later admits story a hoax)
1982 - Penguins 3-Isles 4 (OT)-Preliminary-Isles win series (3-2)
1983 - Harold Washington elected 1st black mayor of Chicago
1983 - US performs nuclear test at Nevada Test Site
1983 - Undefeated middleweight boxer Tony Ayala gets 35 years on sex assault
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on April 13, 2015, 02:45:32 AM
1984 - 11th Space Shuttle Mission (41C)-Challenger 5-returns to Earth
1984 - India beat Pak by 58 runs to win 1st Asia Cricket Cup in Sharjah
1984 - Pete Rose becomes 1st NL to get get 4,000 hits in a career
1985 - "TASS" denounced US boycott of Moscow Olympics
1985 - Atlantis ferried to Kennedy Space Center via Ellington AFB, Texas
1985 - Caps 1-Isles 2-Patrick Div Semifinals- Caps hold 2-1 lead
1985 - Katrin D”rre wins 1st female World Cup marathon (2:33:30)
1985 - Ramiz Alia succeeds Enver Hoxha as party leader of Albania
1986 - 50th Golf Masters Championship: Jack Nicklaus wins, shooting a 279
1986 - Boston Celtics end season with a 40-1 home win record
1986 - Patty Sheehan wins LPGA Kyocera Inamori Golf Classic
1986 - Pope John Paul II met Rome's Chief Rabbi Elio Toaff at Rome synagogue
1986 - Spanish Grand Prix decided by 0.014 of a second
1987 - 1st 3 SD Padres hit HRs off SF starter Roger Mason
1987 - Portugal signs agreement to return Macau to China (in 1999)
1988 - Italy govt of De Mita forms
1989 - "Welcome to the Club" opens at Music Box Theater NYC for 12 perfs
1990 - 4th largest NBA crowd (45,458) see Orlando play at Minneapolis
1990 - Final episode of Pat Sajak's late night TV show on CBS
1990 - NY Rangers beat NY Islanders 6-5, Rangers win preliminary, 4-1
1991 - BPAA US Open by Pete Weber
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on April 13, 2015, 02:46:17 AM
1992 - "2 Trains Running" opens at Walter Kerr Theater NYC for 160 perfs
1992 - 5.5 earthquake hits Netherlands
1992 - American Airlines reduce its 1st-class fares 20%-50%
1992 - Crystal Pepsi begins test marketing in Providence, Denver & Dallas
1992 - Great Chicago Flood - Chicago's underground tunnels flood
1992 - Lou Conaseca retires as coach of St John's basketball team
1992 - Nelson Mandela announces he will seek divorce from Winnie
1992 - Longest 2 undefeated baseball teams to meet (NY Yanks 5-0 vs Toronto Blue Jays 6-0); Yanks score 3 in top of 9th to win 5-2
1993 - "3 Men on a Horse" opens at Lyceum Theater NYC for 40 performances
1993 - 14th Emmy Sports Award presentation
1993 - Tom Stoppard's "Arcadia," premieres in London
1994 - President guard at Kigali Rwanda, chops 1,200 church members to death
1994 - Target date for Israeli complete withdrawal, doesn't occur
1994 - United Arab Emirates' 1st official ODI, losing to India
1995 - Yankees beat the Mets 2-0
1996 - En route to NHL record 62 victories Detroit Red Wings win #61
1996 - Ottawa Senators eliminate Stanley Cup Champs NJ Devils from playoff
1997 - "American Daughter" opens at Cort Theater NYC for 88 performances
1997 - 48th time opposing pitchers hit HRS, Carlos Perez (Mon)/Darren Holmes
1997 - 61st Golf Masters Championship: Tiger Woods at 21 (270 18 under par)
1997 - Hartford Whalers last NHL game
1997 - NHL Pitts Penguin Mario Lemieux's last NHL regular game
1997 - Travis Fryman homers off R Hernandez in both games of double header 1st time since 1961 that 2 doubleheaders are played in the same city Giants vs Mets & Oakland A's vs Yankees in NY
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on April 13, 2015, 02:47:14 AM
Famous birthdays for this day ..

1519 - Catherine de' M‚dici, Queen of Spain/daughter of Henry II
1519 - De Medicis, queen consort (Henry II of France)
1545 - Elisabeth van Valois, French queen of Spain/daughter of Henri II
1593 - Thomas Wentworth, London, earl of Strafford/Viceroy of Ireland
1626 - Aert Jansz van Nes, Lt-admiral, baptised
1648 - Jeanne-Marie Bouvier de la Mothe-Guyon, French mystic (qui‚tisme)
1713 - Pierre de Jelyotte, composer
1721 - John Hanson, Maryland, 1st US Pres under Articles of Confederation
1729 - Thomas Percy, English literary/bishop of Dromore
1732 - Frederick North, (C) British PM (1770-82)
1733 - Johann Heinrich Zang, composer
1743 - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia, (D-R) 3rd pres (1801-09)
1749 - Frederik Sigismund van Bylandt, Dutch count/vice-admiral
1756 - Louis H J Cond‚, French prince
1762 - Johanna C Wattier-Ziesenis, Dutch actress (Phaedra, Lady Macbeth)
1762 - Karl Friedrich Horn, composer
1771 - Adam FJA van der Duyn, Dutch governor (South Holland)
1771 - Richard Trevithick, Cornwall, inventor (steam locomotive)
1784 - Cornelis Smit, Dutch ship builder
1791 - F‚lix PBOG earl de Merode, Belgian minister of War/Finance
1799 - Heinrich F L Rellstab, German music theorist
1799 - Joseph Rastrelli, composer
1810 - F‚licien C David, French composer (Perle du Br‚sil, D‚sert)
1816 - William Sterndale Bennett, composer
1817 - Alphonse Wauters, Belgian historian/archivist (Brussels)
1822 - Leroy Augustus Stafford, Brig General (Confederate Army), died in 1864
1822 - William Stephen Walker, Brig General (Confederate Army), died in 1899
1828 - Joseph B Lightfoot, English theologist/bishop of Durham
1830 - Eduard Lassen, composer
1832 - James Wimshurst, British designer/inventor (electricstatic generator)
1847 - Cornelis Pijnacker Hordijk, gov-gen (Neth East-Indies)
1849 - Enrique Jos‚ Varona, Cuban sociologist/psychologist
1852 - Frank W Woolworth, 5› & 10› King (Woolworths)
1854 - Richard T Ely, US economist (Hard Times)
1860 - James Ensor, Flemish painter/etcher (De lampenjongen)
1865 - Heinrich Reinhardt, composer
1867 - Sammy Woods, cricket bowler (Aust & Engld Rugby wing-forward)
1868 - John Blackwood McEwen, composer
1872 - A Roda Roda, writer
1873 - Theodore Morse, composer
1881 - Ludwig Binswanger, Swiss psychiatrist (šber Ideenflucht)
1883 - Alexander Alexandrov, composer
1883 - Demjan Bednyi, writer
1885 - Gy”rgy Luk cs, Hungarian philosopher (Zerst”rung der Vernunft)
1885 - Pieter S Gerbrandy, Dutch lawyer/premier in London (1940-45)
1886 - Ethel Leginska, composer
1892 - Arthur Harris, Cheltenham, Marshal of the RAF
1892 - Robert A Watson-Watt, England, physicist (radar)
1894 - Ludvig Irgens Jensen, composer
1895 - Olga Rudge, violinist
1895 - Olof R J„ndel, Swedish poet
1899 - Alexander Alexandrovich Davidenko, composer
1899 - Alfred Moser Butts, game inventor (Scrabble)
1899 - Alfred Schutz, Austrian/US architect/philosopher
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on April 13, 2015, 02:47:55 AM
1901 - Ren‚-Jean Pleven, French premier (1950-52)
1902 - Duke of Marlborough
1902 - Godfrey Kenton, actor (Well's Theater)
1902 - Philippe de Rothschild, Paris, manager (Bordeaux Vineyard)
1903 - Rex Evans, actor (Frankenstein meets the Wolfman, Zara, Matchmaker)
1904 - Georges Yves Marie Congar, dominican Theologian cardinal
1906 - Budd [Lawrence] Freeman, US jazz saxophonist (Eel)
1906 - Samuel Beckett, French playwright (Waiting for Godot, Nobel 1969)
1907 - Harold Stassen, W St Paul Minn, (Gov-R-Minn) perennial pres candidate
1909 - Eudora Welty, Jackson Ms, novelist (Optimist's Daughter-Pulitzer 1973)
1909 - Jan Veldkamp, Dutch geophysicist/director (KNMI)
1909 - Mervyn Hugh Cowie, willife conservationist
1911 - Nino Sanzogno, composer
1912 - Roy Winsor, Chicago, producer (Search for Tomorrow, Love of Life)
1913 - Bernard Chacksfield, Air Vice-Marshal
1913 - David Donald Albritton, Danville Al, high jumper (Olympic-silver-1936)
1915 - Bert [Albert L F] Peleman, [Dirk Dyckmans], Flemish writer
1915 - R N Coote, Bishop (Colchester)
1915 - Stephan Hermlin, writer
1915 - Stephen Roberts, CEO (British Milk Marketing Board)
1915 - Tom Greenshields, sculptor
1917 - Howard Keel, Ill, actor/singer (7 Brides for 7 Brothers, Kiss Me Kate)
1918 - Audrey Barker, writer
1919 - Madalyn Murray O'Hair, American atheist (opppsed prayer in school)
1920 - Liam Cosgrave, leader (Fine Gael Party)
1921 - Baron Thyssen-Bornemisza, industrialist
1921 - Carlo Prosperi, composer
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on April 13, 2015, 02:49:38 AM
1904 - Vasili Vereshtshagin, Russian painter (War & Peace), dies
1910 - William Orchardson, British painter, dies
1928 - Luis Iruarrizaga Aguirre, composer, dies at 36
1932 - Johannes T de Visser, 1st Dutch Min of Education, dies at 75 [or 14th]
1936 - Demertzis, Greek premier, dies
1941 - Annie Jump Cannon, US astronomer (Henry Draper catalogues), dies at 77
1942 - Henk Sneevliet, leader of Dutch RSAP/Spartacus, executed at 58
1944 - Cecile Chaminade, composer, dies at 86
1944 - Paul Hazard, French literature historian, dies at 65
1946 - William Henry Bell, composer, dies at 72
1949 - C V France, dies at 80
1952 - [Rosalie] Julia Cuypers, Flemish actress (Adelaarsjong), dies at 79
1959 - Eduard A van Beinum, Dutch musician/conductor, dies at 57
1959 - Rigardus "Rijn" Rijnhout, Giant of Rotterdam (2.375m), dies at 38
1967 - Luis Somoza Debayle, president of Nicaragua (1956-63), dies at 44
1973 - Alexandre A M Stols, publisher/typographer (Schoone Book), dies at 73
1974 - Stanley Smith, actor (Honey, King of Jazz, Soup to Nuts), dies at 71
1975 - Larry Parks, actor (Jazz Singer), dies at 60
1975 - N'garta Tombalbaye, president Chad, dies
1978 - Paul McGrath, actor (Witness, No Time for Love), dies at 74
1984 - Christopher Wilder, FBI's "most wanted man," accidentally kills self
1986 - Stephen Stucker, actor (Trading Places, Airplane), dies
1990 - Luis Trenker, dies at 97
1990 - Ronald Ibbs, dies
1992 - Brian Oulton, dies at 84
1992 - Wallace Stegner, novelist (Pulitzer 1972), dies at 84
1992 - Walter Stuart Surridge, cricketeer (Capt of Surrey), dies at 74
1993 - Barry Karas, dies of leukemia at 49
1993 - Henny Budie, Dutch director/producer (Sterrenslag), dies
1993 - Max Tripels, Dutch attorney/MP, dies at 72
1994 - Donald Benjamin Harden, archaeologist, dies at 92
1994 - Nikolai Afanasyevich Kryuchkov, actor (Telegram), dies at 83
1994 - Nikolai Krjoetsjkov, Russian actor (Ballad of Soldatje), dies at 83
1994 - P J Engels, Dutch MP (KVP), dies at 70
1994 - Robert O van Gennep, Dutch publisher (Guevara, MandŠl), dies at 56
1994 - Rudolf Hrusinsky, Czech actor (Short Cut, Golden Eels), dies at 72
1994 - Taleb Ali al-Suheil, Iran sheik, murdered in Lebanon at 64
1995 - Edward Firth Henderson, arabist, dies at 77
1995 - Lawrence Allan Laurie Scott, script writer, dies at 87
1996 - Denis Sargan, econometrician, dies at 71
1996 - George Mackey Brown, poet, dies at 74
1996 - James "Jimmy the Gent" Burke, criminal, dies at 64
1997 - Ann Craft, researcher/writer, dies at 53
1997 - George Wald, scientist (Nobel Prize, vitamin A in retina), dies at 80
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on April 13, 2015, 02:50:53 AM
Southern Farmer
-------------------------

A southern farmer got in his pickup and drove several miles to a neighboring farm
and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy, about 12, opened the door. "Is yer
pa home?" he asked.

"No sir, he sure ain't," the boy replied. "He went to town."

"Well," said the farmer. "Is yer ma home?"

"No, she ain't here either. She went to town with pa." "Well, then, how about yer brother, Joe, is he here?" "No sir, he
went with pa and ma."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one
foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.

"Is there anything I kin do fer ya'?" inquired the young boy politely. "I know where
all the tools are, if you want to borry one; Or maybe I could take a message fer
pa."

Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer pa. It's about
your brother Joe getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant."

The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to pa about that," he finally
conceded. "I know that pa charges $500 for the bull and $250 for the boar hog, but
I really don't know how much he gets for Joe."
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on April 13, 2015, 02:58:26 AM
Time to hit the road for work, enjoy your day guys.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 05:23:17 AM
Morning LSU
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on April 13, 2015, 05:24:06 AM
Morning LSU
Good morning Native, I thought it was about time for you.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on April 13, 2015, 05:25:44 AM
Have you guys had enough rain yet?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 05:30:58 AM
Morning.
The kid held it together at the Masters
...and Dean has deadbeat 'possums.
On with the week.
Update:  21 Year Old Texan Jordan Spieth ripped um a new ass at the Masters leading all 4 days and breaking multiple records including the most birdies in the history of the tournament (28), having the lowest score in Masters history during play (-19)  and tieing the lowest final score in history (-18)!

Congratulations to the Champion!

As to Dean, he sees pussy in them possums! 
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 05:32:05 AM
Have you guys had enough rain yet?
We have had clouds, fog and mist for 4 days but actually very little rain.  Had a little line of rain and thunderstorms move through last night but most of the rain was south of us. 
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 05:54:43 AM
Time to head to work.  BBL
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 13, 2015, 05:59:03 AM
Morning, all.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on April 13, 2015, 06:12:37 AM
Morning, all.
Good morning Dave.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on April 13, 2015, 06:19:45 AM
Good morning Chip, Dave, and Dave.
Possums are pretty ugly but there are benefits!
Cusano 18 robusto here with coffee.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: sfish on April 13, 2015, 06:44:41 AM
Good morning boys, nice weather this weekend, filled with mostly kid and dog activities
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on April 13, 2015, 06:51:40 AM
Good morning Chip, Dave, and Dave.
Possums are pretty ugly but there are benefits!
Cusano 18 robusto here with coffee.
They are kind of cute when they are little but really get ugly when they get older.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: sfish on April 13, 2015, 06:52:33 AM
This is not a bad deal over at the sis' clearance:

The 601 Serie 20-Cigar Collection contains:
4 x 601 Blue Label Robusto
4 x 601 Green Label Tronco
4 x 601 La Bomba Robusto
4 x La Zona Habano Robusto
4 x Espinosa Habano Robusto
       20 Cigars
   
   In Stock
   $143.00
   $49.99
   
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on April 13, 2015, 06:52:50 AM
Good morning boys, nice weather this weekend, filled with mostly kid and dog activities
Good morning Scott and Dean.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 13, 2015, 06:53:23 AM
Good morning boys, nice weather this weekend, filled with mostly kid and dog activities
Morning, Fishy.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: sfish on April 13, 2015, 07:13:18 AM
Good morning boys, nice weather this weekend, filled with mostly kid and dog activities
Morning, Fishy.
Good morning Dave and Chip. I'm a bit sleep deprived from the puppy over the weekend, he's up at 5AM per my schedule during the week and doesn't know how to "sleep in" on the weekends yet due to the fact he has to go out and then is up for good
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on April 13, 2015, 07:13:37 AM
This is not a bad deal over at the sis' clearance:

The 601 Serie 20-Cigar Collection contains:
4 x 601 Blue Label Robusto
4 x 601 Green Label Tronco
4 x 601 La Bomba Robusto
4 x La Zona Habano Robusto
4 x Espinosa Habano Robusto
       20 Cigars
   
   In Stock
   $143.00
   $49.99
   
Hmmmmm.
Morning Scott.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: sfish on April 13, 2015, 07:18:12 AM
This is not a bad deal over at the sis' clearance:

The 601 Serie 20-Cigar Collection contains:
4 x 601 Blue Label Robusto
4 x 601 Green Label Tronco
4 x 601 La Bomba Robusto
4 x La Zona Habano Robusto
4 x Espinosa Habano Robusto
       20 Cigars
   
   In Stock
   $143.00
   $49.99
   
Hmmmmm.
Morning Scott.
Morning Dean, if we can find a free ship code the deal is that much better
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on April 13, 2015, 07:29:34 AM
This is not a bad deal over at the sis' clearance:

The 601 Serie 20-Cigar Collection contains:
4 x 601 Blue Label Robusto
4 x 601 Green Label Tronco
4 x 601 La Bomba Robusto
4 x La Zona Habano Robusto
4 x Espinosa Habano Robusto
       20 Cigars
   
   In Stock
   $143.00
   $49.99
   
Hmmmmm.
Morning Scott.
Morning Dean, if we can find a free ship code the deal is that much better
not this week, funds are too short, although it would make a nice birthday present.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 13, 2015, 07:30:08 AM
This is not a bad deal over at the sis' clearance:

The 601 Serie 20-Cigar Collection contains:
4 x 601 Blue Label Robusto
4 x 601 Green Label Tronco
4 x 601 La Bomba Robusto
4 x La Zona Habano Robusto
4 x Espinosa Habano Robusto
       20 Cigars
   
   In Stock
   $143.00
   $49.99
   
Hmmmmm.
Morning Scott.
Morning Dean, if we can find a free ship code the deal is that much better
http://www.cigar.com/frsh53
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on April 13, 2015, 07:31:44 AM
This is not a bad deal over at the sis' clearance:

The 601 Serie 20-Cigar Collection contains:
4 x 601 Blue Label Robusto
4 x 601 Green Label Tronco
4 x 601 La Bomba Robusto
4 x La Zona Habano Robusto
4 x Espinosa Habano Robusto
       20 Cigars
   
   In Stock
   $143.00
   $49.99
   
Hmmmmm.
Morning Scott.
Morning Dean, if we can find a free ship code the deal is that much better
http://www.cigar.com/frsh53
thanks Dave, that helps.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 13, 2015, 07:45:00 AM
This is not a bad deal over at the sis' clearance:

The 601 Serie 20-Cigar Collection contains:
4 x 601 Blue Label Robusto
4 x 601 Green Label Tronco
4 x 601 La Bomba Robusto
4 x La Zona Habano Robusto
4 x Espinosa Habano Robusto
       20 Cigars
   
   In Stock
   $143.00
   $49.99
   
Hmmmmm.
Morning Scott.
Morning Dean, if we can find a free ship code the deal is that much better
http://www.cigar.com/frsh53
thanks Dave, that helps.
Just trying to be the best enabler I can be.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: sfish on April 13, 2015, 07:57:13 AM
This is not a bad deal over at the sis' clearance:

The 601 Serie 20-Cigar Collection contains:
4 x 601 Blue Label Robusto
4 x 601 Green Label Tronco
4 x 601 La Bomba Robusto
4 x La Zona Habano Robusto
4 x Espinosa Habano Robusto
       20 Cigars
   
   In Stock
   $143.00
   $49.99
   
Hmmmmm.
Morning Scott.
Morning Dean, if we can find a free ship code the deal is that much better
http://www.cigar.com/frsh53
thanks Dave, that helps.
Just trying to be the best enabler I can be.
You should feel a great sense of pride
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 07:58:02 AM
Morning Dean, Fish & Golf.   
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 13, 2015, 08:07:44 AM
This is not a bad deal over at the sis' clearance:

The 601 Serie 20-Cigar Collection contains:
4 x 601 Blue Label Robusto
4 x 601 Green Label Tronco
4 x 601 La Bomba Robusto
4 x La Zona Habano Robusto
4 x Espinosa Habano Robusto
       20 Cigars
   
   In Stock
   $143.00
   $49.99
   
Hmmmmm.
Morning Scott.
Morning Dean, if we can find a free ship code the deal is that much better
http://www.cigar.com/frsh53
thanks Dave, that helps.
Just trying to be the best enabler I can be.
You should feel a great sense of pride
First time for everything, amiright?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: sfish on April 13, 2015, 08:12:31 AM
This is not a bad deal over at the sis' clearance:

The 601 Serie 20-Cigar Collection contains:
4 x 601 Blue Label Robusto
4 x 601 Green Label Tronco
4 x 601 La Bomba Robusto
4 x La Zona Habano Robusto
4 x Espinosa Habano Robusto
       20 Cigars
   
   In Stock
   $143.00
   $49.99
   
Hmmmmm.
Morning Scott.
Morning Dean, if we can find a free ship code the deal is that much better
http://www.cigar.com/frsh53
thanks Dave, that helps.
Just trying to be the best enabler I can be.
You should feel a great sense of pride
First time for everything, amiright?
Indeed you are, were you excited to received your Pudgy Monsters? I have some Jericho Hills on the road at the moment from last week's bidding
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: sfish on April 13, 2015, 08:13:40 AM
Morning Dean, Fish & Golf.
Hey there Tex! Your name came up at the NJ herf the other night, I'll be honest it wasn't all good
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Threebean on April 13, 2015, 08:14:18 AM
Good morning Chip, Dave, and Dave.
Possums are pretty ugly but there are benefits!
Cusano 18 robusto here with coffee.
They are kind of cute when they are little but really get ugly when they get older.
TWSS.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 08:15:37 AM
Morning Dean, Fish & Golf.
Hey there Tex! Your name came up at the NJ herf the other night, I'll be honest it wasn't all good
Well then FUCK EVERYBODY IN NEW JERSEY!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: sfish on April 13, 2015, 08:16:49 AM
Morning Dean, Fish & Golf.
Hey there Tex! Your name came up at the NJ herf the other night, I'll be honest it wasn't all good
Well then FUCK EVERYBODY IN NEW JERSEY!
There was a Texan in the room you know!  ;D
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: sfish on April 13, 2015, 08:17:30 AM
Good morning Chip, Dave, and Dave.
Possums are pretty ugly but there are benefits!
Cusano 18 robusto here with coffee.
They are kind of cute when they are little but really get ugly when they get older.
TWSS.
Hey Mark, it was a pleasure the other night and thanks for the cigars
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 08:17:33 AM
Morning Dean, Fish & Golf.
Hey there Tex! Your name came up at the NJ herf the other night, I'll be honest it wasn't all good
Well then FUCK EVERYBODY IN NEW JERSEY!
There was a Texan in the room you know!  ;D
He was not a Texan While In NJ
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on April 13, 2015, 08:17:44 AM
This is not a bad deal over at the sis' clearance:

The 601 Serie 20-Cigar Collection contains:
4 x 601 Blue Label Robusto
4 x 601 Green Label Tronco
4 x 601 La Bomba Robusto
4 x La Zona Habano Robusto
4 x Espinosa Habano Robusto
       20 Cigars
   
   In Stock
   $143.00
   $49.99
   
Hmmmmm.
Morning Scott.
Morning Dean, if we can find a free ship code the deal is that much better
http://www.cigar.com/frsh53
thanks Dave, that helps.
Just trying to be the best enabler I can be.
very good job.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Threebean on April 13, 2015, 08:18:41 AM
Morning men.  Damn internet and phones are down at work.  Should have slept in.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 08:19:40 AM
Morning men.  Damn internet and phones are down at work.  Should have slept in.
Need me to send some IT help up to you?  Oops, cant help you today it rained and they are not here.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 13, 2015, 08:20:04 AM
This is not a bad deal over at the sis' clearance:

The 601 Serie 20-Cigar Collection contains:
4 x 601 Blue Label Robusto
4 x 601 Green Label Tronco
4 x 601 La Bomba Robusto
4 x La Zona Habano Robusto
4 x Espinosa Habano Robusto
       20 Cigars
   
   In Stock
   $143.00
   $49.99
   
Hmmmmm.
Morning Scott.
Morning Dean, if we can find a free ship code the deal is that much better
http://www.cigar.com/frsh53
thanks Dave, that helps.
Just trying to be the best enabler I can be.
You should feel a great sense of pride
First time for everything, amiright?
Indeed you are, were you excited to received your Pudgy Monsters? I have some Jericho Hills on the road at the moment from last week's bidding
Hell yeah, they look great. Had another stick from that order last night, a Cusano Rare Cameroon. First one I've had, enjoyed it very much. Not sure if they're still made, because they show up so infrequently.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Threebean on April 13, 2015, 08:20:35 AM
Morning Dean, Fish & Golf.
Hey there Tex! Your name came up at the NJ herf the other night, I'll be honest it wasn't all good
Well then FUCK EVERYBODY IN NEW JERSEY!
There was a Texan in the room you know!  ;D
He was not a Texan While In NJ
Hey man, I did my best to defend you, but that's a tall order. 
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 08:22:22 AM
Morning Dean, Fish & Golf.
Hey there Tex! Your name came up at the NJ herf the other night, I'll be honest it wasn't all good
Well then FUCK EVERYBODY IN NEW JERSEY!
There was a Texan in the room you know!  ;D
He was not a Texan While In NJ
Hey man, I did my best to defend you, but that's a tall order.
I don't need defending to any NJ crowd but thanks for your efforts.   
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Threebean on April 13, 2015, 08:35:53 AM
Good morning Chip, Dave, and Dave.
Possums are pretty ugly but there are benefits!
Cusano 18 robusto here with coffee.
They are kind of cute when they are little but really get ugly when they get older.
TWSS.
Hey Mark, it was a pleasure the other night and thanks for the cigars
Same here, Scott.  Might could have used one less glass of that rye whiskey, though
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on April 13, 2015, 08:43:12 AM
Tat Miami going for #2 smoke.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: sfish on April 13, 2015, 09:10:37 AM
Good morning Chip, Dave, and Dave.
Possums are pretty ugly but there are benefits!
Cusano 18 robusto here with coffee.
They are kind of cute when they are little but really get ugly when they get older.
TWSS.
Hey Mark, it was a pleasure the other night and thanks for the cigars
Same here, Scott.  Might could have used one less glass of that rye whiskey, though
I felt the same way, one too many but it was fun
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 09:10:43 AM
Good morning guys.
Good morning Dave and Chip.  Just a drive-by for me and right back to bed.
You need to get some sleep Tony.
Beauty sleep for sure.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 09:11:31 AM
Good morning Chip, Dave, and Dave.
Possums are pretty ugly but there are benefits!
Cusano 18 robusto here with coffee.
They are kind of cute when they are little but really get ugly when they get older.
TWSS.
Hey Mark, it was a pleasure the other night and thanks for the cigars
Same here, Scott.  Might could have used one less glass of that rye whiskey, though
Whistle Pig was tasty though.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 09:14:03 AM
Good morning Chip, Dave, and Dave.
Possums are pretty ugly but there are benefits!
Cusano 18 robusto here with coffee.
They are kind of cute when they are little but really get ugly when they get older.
TWSS.
Hey Mark, it was a pleasure the other night and thanks for the cigars
Same here, Scott.  Might could have used one less glass of that rye whiskey, though
Whistle Pig was tasty though.
What did ya'll do take turns licking Tony?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 09:15:42 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean and Fishy.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 09:17:14 AM
Good morning Chip, Dave, and Dave.
Possums are pretty ugly but there are benefits!
Cusano 18 robusto here with coffee.
They are kind of cute when they are little but really get ugly when they get older.
TWSS.
Hey Mark, it was a pleasure the other night and thanks for the cigars
Same here, Scott.  Might could have used one less glass of that rye whiskey, though
Whistle Pig was tasty though.
What did ya'll do take turns licking Tony?
TNWSS!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 13, 2015, 09:18:49 AM
Scott - you get wifely permission to come in on Thursday yet?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 09:33:22 AM
Dean get rid of those deadbeat 'possums yet?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 09:36:22 AM
Good morning boys, nice weather this weekend, filled with mostly kid and dog activities
Morning, Fishy.
Good morning Dave and Chip. I'm a bit sleep deprived from the puppy over the weekend, he's up at 5AM per my schedule during the week and doesn't know how to "sleep in" on the weekends yet due to the fact he has to go out and then is up for good
Isn't that when you are supposed to suggest the warden do her part?  Just sayin'
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 13, 2015, 09:38:01 AM
Hey hey hey! (Alla Dwayne from What's Happening!! and not Fat Albert)
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Threebean on April 13, 2015, 09:42:06 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean and Fishy.
Morning NJDave.  (NJ today, I trust?)
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 09:42:46 AM
Good mornin gents
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 13, 2015, 09:45:09 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean and Fishy.
Morning NJDave.  (NJ today, I trust?)
Good morning, Mark and Shaun.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Threebean on April 13, 2015, 09:45:24 AM
Hey hey hey! (Alla Dwayne from What's Happening!! and not Fat Albert)
Morning Mr. Mayor.  But didn't watch that show.  We were watching Gilligan's Island instead.  BTW, who else things Homer Simpson stole "Doh!" from the Skipper.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 09:45:41 AM
Good mornin gents
Running kind of late there CG.   REsting up before going to work or studying for the sperm test?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 09:48:57 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean and Fishy.
Morning NJDave.  (NJ today, I trust?)
Good morning, Mark and Shaun.
Good mornin Tex!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 13, 2015, 09:49:23 AM
Hey hey hey! (Alla Dwayne from What's Happening!! and not Fat Albert)
Morning Mr. Mayor.  But didn't watch that show.  We were watching Gilligan's Island instead.  BTW, who else things Homer Simpson stole "Doh!" from the Skipper.
Never thought of it but I suppose that could very well be the case.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 09:49:38 AM
Good mornin gents
Running kind of late there CG.   REsting up before going to work or studying for the sperm test?
Wife is working late on Tues, so she works at 9 Mon & Tues this week.  I was up at 6:30, working out, making breakfast, vacuuming, etc   ;D
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 09:52:02 AM
Good mornin gents
Running kind of late there CG.   REsting up before going to work or studying for the sperm test?
Wife is working late on Tues, so she works at 9 Mon & Tues this week.  I was up at 6:30, working out, making breakfast, vacuuming, etc   ;D
Damn, warden is going to miss the maid service when you go back to work.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 09:54:24 AM
Good mornin gents
Running kind of late there CG.   REsting up before going to work or studying for the sperm test?
Wife is working late on Tues, so she works at 9 Mon & Tues this week.  I was up at 6:30, working out, making breakfast, vacuuming, etc   ;D
Damn, warden is going to miss the maid service when you go back to work.
Haha, no shit right!  I have to do some carpet shampooing too - going to have some cigars with Jamie(Marker) tomorrow morning, so I gotta get my list done today!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Threebean on April 13, 2015, 09:56:08 AM
Good mornin gents
Running kind of late there CG.   REsting up before going to work or studying for the sperm test?
Wife is working late on Tues, so she works at 9 Mon & Tues this week.  I was up at 6:30, working out, making breakfast, vacuuming, etc   ;D
Damn, warden is going to miss the maid service when you go back to work.
Gotta earn those warden brownie points while you can.  Just don't forget they have a short shelf life.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 10:01:25 AM
Good mornin gents
Running kind of late there CG.   REsting up before going to work or studying for the sperm test?
Wife is working late on Tues, so she works at 9 Mon & Tues this week.  I was up at 6:30, working out, making breakfast, vacuuming, etc   ;D
Damn, warden is going to miss the maid service when you go back to work.
Gotta earn those warden brownie points while you can.  Just don't forget they have a short shelf life.
Ain't that the fuckin truth!  Good mornin Mark
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 10:01:50 AM
Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Bean and Fishy.
Morning NJDave.  (NJ today, I trust?)
Nope....Cali
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 13, 2015, 10:04:37 AM
Good mornin gents
Morning Shaun.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 10:04:55 AM
Good mornin gents
Morning Shaun.
Good mornin Dave and DaveinCali
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: sfish on April 13, 2015, 10:05:36 AM
Scott - you get wifely permission to come in on Thursday yet?
Since the recent acquisition, I'm not sure I'll even ask. Have to see how the next 2 weeks go, very tough to handle the kids and the puppy on both ends, AM and PM. I leave for work at 5:15AM and I take the dog out and feed it while she showers and whatnot. She gets the kids fed, dressed and to the bus. I pick them up and handle homework and attempt to start dinner. Both ends of that scenario for Friday on top of Saturday may be more than I'm comfortable dumping on her. Depending on the tee time, we'd hit the road early on Friday like a work day and could still golf so things are up in the air
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 10:14:45 AM
Morning Yellow star and Mr. Mayor.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 13, 2015, 10:28:34 AM
Scott - you get wifely permission to come in on Thursday yet?
Since the recent acquisition, I'm not sure I'll even ask. Have to see how the next 2 weeks go, very tough to handle the kids and the puppy on both ends, AM and PM. I leave for work at 5:15AM and I take the dog out and feed it while she showers and whatnot. She gets the kids fed, dressed and to the bus. I pick them up and handle homework and attempt to start dinner. Both ends of that scenario for Friday on top of Saturday may be more than I'm comfortable dumping on her. Depending on the tee time, we'd hit the road early on Friday like a work day and could still golf so things are up in the air
No problem, understood. Nate doesn't want to hear your Joisey accents any longer than he has to anyways will miss you guys. Haha.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 10:29:53 AM
Scott - you get wifely permission to come in on Thursday yet?
Since the recent acquisition, I'm not sure I'll even ask. Have to see how the next 2 weeks go, very tough to handle the kids and the puppy on both ends, AM and PM. I leave for work at 5:15AM and I take the dog out and feed it while she showers and whatnot. She gets the kids fed, dressed and to the bus. I pick them up and handle homework and attempt to start dinner. Both ends of that scenario for Friday on top of Saturday may be more than I'm comfortable dumping on her. Depending on the tee time, we'd hit the road early on Friday like a work day and could still golf so things are up in the air
No problem, understood. Nate doesn't want to hear your Joisey accents any longer than he has to anyways. Haha.
What Jersey accents?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 10:34:50 AM
Morning Yellow star and Mr. Mayor.
Good morning NJDave!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Threebean on April 13, 2015, 10:35:02 AM
Scott - you get wifely permission to come in on Thursday yet?
Since the recent acquisition, I'm not sure I'll even ask. Have to see how the next 2 weeks go, very tough to handle the kids and the puppy on both ends, AM and PM. I leave for work at 5:15AM and I take the dog out and feed it while she showers and whatnot. She gets the kids fed, dressed and to the bus. I pick them up and handle homework and attempt to start dinner. Both ends of that scenario for Friday on top of Saturday may be more than I'm comfortable dumping on her. Depending on the tee time, we'd hit the road early on Friday like a work day and could still golf so things are up in the air
No problem, understood. Nate doesn't want to hear your Joisey accents any longer than he has to anyways. Haha.
What Jersey accents?
Oh boy.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 13, 2015, 10:41:42 AM
Scott - you get wifely permission to come in on Thursday yet?
Since the recent acquisition, I'm not sure I'll even ask. Have to see how the next 2 weeks go, very tough to handle the kids and the puppy on both ends, AM and PM. I leave for work at 5:15AM and I take the dog out and feed it while she showers and whatnot. She gets the kids fed, dressed and to the bus. I pick them up and handle homework and attempt to start dinner. Both ends of that scenario for Friday on top of Saturday may be more than I'm comfortable dumping on her. Depending on the tee time, we'd hit the road early on Friday like a work day and could still golf so things are up in the air
No problem, understood. Nate doesn't want to hear your Joisey accents any longer than he has to anyways. Haha.
What Jersey accents?
I know, right? He's clearly crazy.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: razgueado on April 13, 2015, 10:49:39 AM
Morning, muchachos.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 13, 2015, 10:50:47 AM
Morning, muchachos.
Morning, Raz.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 10:51:43 AM
Morning, muchachos.
Morning, Raz.
GMornin Raz
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 10:52:01 AM
Carpets are shampoo'd and vacuumed
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: flip from jersey on April 13, 2015, 10:54:18 AM
Good morning boys, nice weather this weekend, filled with mostly kid and dog activities
Morning, Fishy.
Good morning Dave and Chip. I'm a bit sleep deprived from the puppy over the weekend, he's up at 5AM per my schedule during the week and doesn't know how to "sleep in" on the weekends yet due to the fact he has to go out and then is up for good
You said that was going to happen thursday night.
Karnak Lives!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 13, 2015, 10:54:29 AM
Scott - you get wifely permission to come in on Thursday yet?
Since the recent acquisition, I'm not sure I'll even ask. Have to see how the next 2 weeks go, very tough to handle the kids and the puppy on both ends, AM and PM. I leave for work at 5:15AM and I take the dog out and feed it while she showers and whatnot. She gets the kids fed, dressed and to the bus. I pick them up and handle homework and attempt to start dinner. Both ends of that scenario for Friday on top of Saturday may be more than I'm comfortable dumping on her. Depending on the tee time, we'd hit the road early on Friday like a work day and could still golf so things are up in the air
No problem, understood. Nate doesn't want to hear your Joisey accents any longer than he has to anyways. Haha.
What Jersey accents?
Oh boy.
LOL!  I'm working with a vocal coach.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 13, 2015, 10:57:40 AM
Carpets are shampoo'd and vacuumed
You're gonna make someone a good wife one day.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Threebean on April 13, 2015, 10:57:58 AM
Scott - you get wifely permission to come in on Thursday yet?
Since the recent acquisition, I'm not sure I'll even ask. Have to see how the next 2 weeks go, very tough to handle the kids and the puppy on both ends, AM and PM. I leave for work at 5:15AM and I take the dog out and feed it while she showers and whatnot. She gets the kids fed, dressed and to the bus. I pick them up and handle homework and attempt to start dinner. Both ends of that scenario for Friday on top of Saturday may be more than I'm comfortable dumping on her. Depending on the tee time, we'd hit the road early on Friday like a work day and could still golf so things are up in the air
No problem, understood. Nate doesn't want to hear your Joisey accents any longer than he has to anyways. Haha.
What Jersey accents?
I know, right? He's clearly crazy.
Sorta wished I'd rented one of those UN headsets for the herf.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 13, 2015, 10:58:14 AM
Shaun - new Browns unis tomorrow, they promise to be way more exciting than the helmet/logo redesign. I can't wait!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: flip from jersey on April 13, 2015, 10:59:18 AM
Good morning Chip, Dave, and Dave.
Possums are pretty ugly but there are benefits!
Cusano 18 robusto here with coffee.
They are kind of cute when they are little but really get ugly when they get older.
TWSS.
Hey Mark, it was a pleasure the other night and thanks for the cigars
Same here, Scott.  Might could have used one less glass of that rye whiskey, though
I felt the same way, one too many but it was fun
i only had one glass of the whistle pig rye, but I did drink 4 beers....
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 10:59:26 AM
Carpets are shampoo'd and vacuumed
You're gonna make someone a good wife one day.
That's what I keep tellin myself!  ;)
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 10:59:51 AM
Shaun - new Browns unis tomorrow, they promise to be way more exciting than the helmet/logo redesign. I can't wait!
Lemme guess: Orange, some Brown, and White/Black - knock me off my feet!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Threebean on April 13, 2015, 11:01:23 AM
Good morning Chip, Dave, and Dave.
Possums are pretty ugly but there are benefits!
Cusano 18 robusto here with coffee.
They are kind of cute when they are little but really get ugly when they get older.
TWSS.
Hey Mark, it was a pleasure the other night and thanks for the cigars
Same here, Scott.  Might could have used one less glass of that rye whiskey, though
I felt the same way, one too many but it was fun
i only had one glass of the whistle pig rye, but I did drink 4 beers....
And those beers were with a capital B.  Morning flip.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: flip from jersey on April 13, 2015, 11:04:52 AM
Good morning Chip, Dave, and Dave.
Possums are pretty ugly but there are benefits!
Cusano 18 robusto here with coffee.
They are kind of cute when they are little but really get ugly when they get older.
TWSS.
Hey Mark, it was a pleasure the other night and thanks for the cigars
Same here, Scott.  Might could have used one less glass of that rye whiskey, though
I felt the same way, one too many but it was fun
i only had one glass of the whistle pig rye, but I did drink 4 beers....
And those beers were with a capital B.  Morning flip.
as in ABV, I agree.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: sfish on April 13, 2015, 11:08:51 AM
Scott - you get wifely permission to come in on Thursday yet?
Since the recent acquisition, I'm not sure I'll even ask. Have to see how the next 2 weeks go, very tough to handle the kids and the puppy on both ends, AM and PM. I leave for work at 5:15AM and I take the dog out and feed it while she showers and whatnot. She gets the kids fed, dressed and to the bus. I pick them up and handle homework and attempt to start dinner. Both ends of that scenario for Friday on top of Saturday may be more than I'm comfortable dumping on her. Depending on the tee time, we'd hit the road early on Friday like a work day and could still golf so things are up in the air
No problem, understood. Nate doesn't want to hear your Joisey accents any longer than he has to anyways. Haha.
What Jersey accents?
I know, right? He's clearly crazy.
Sorta wished I'd rented one of those UN headsets for the herf.
I hear ya, it should be known he was sitting right next to Tony
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: sfish on April 13, 2015, 11:09:35 AM
Good morning boys, nice weather this weekend, filled with mostly kid and dog activities
Morning, Fishy.
Good morning Dave and Chip. I'm a bit sleep deprived from the puppy over the weekend, he's up at 5AM per my schedule during the week and doesn't know how to "sleep in" on the weekends yet due to the fact he has to go out and then is up for good
You said that was going to happen thursday night.
Karnak Lives!
Right? I didn't exactly go out on a limb for that prediction
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: sfish on April 13, 2015, 11:10:49 AM
Carpets are shampoo'd and vacuumed
I understand you shampooing your wife's carpet...but why the vacuum?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: flip from jersey on April 13, 2015, 11:11:44 AM
Good morning boys, nice weather this weekend, filled with mostly kid and dog activities
Morning, Fishy.
Good morning Dave and Chip. I'm a bit sleep deprived from the puppy over the weekend, he's up at 5AM per my schedule during the week and doesn't know how to "sleep in" on the weekends yet due to the fact he has to go out and then is up for good
You said that was going to happen thursday night.
Karnak Lives!
Right? I didn't exactly go out on a limb for that prediction
nor, was it buried for 48 hours in a mayonnaise jar in the back yard.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: flip from jersey on April 13, 2015, 11:12:14 AM
Carpets are shampoo'd and vacuumed
I understand you shampooing your wife's carpet...but why the vacuum?
he was eating goldfish, all those crumbs.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 13, 2015, 11:12:36 AM
Carpets are shampoo'd and vacuumed
I understand you shampooing your wife's carpet...but why the vacuum?
After you shampoo, you don't want to just leave those dead lice there to decay.  It makes it smell.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: sfish on April 13, 2015, 11:13:09 AM
Good morning Chip, Dave, and Dave.
Possums are pretty ugly but there are benefits!
Cusano 18 robusto here with coffee.
They are kind of cute when they are little but really get ugly when they get older.
TWSS.
Hey Mark, it was a pleasure the other night and thanks for the cigars
Same here, Scott.  Might could have used one less glass of that rye whiskey, though
I felt the same way, one too many but it was fun
i only had one glass of the whistle pig rye, but I did drink 4 beers....
And those beers were with a capital B.  Morning flip.
as in ABV, I agree.
The Stone in the growler is 9.4%
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Threebean on April 13, 2015, 11:15:46 AM
Carpets are shampoo'd and vacuumed
I understand you shampooing your wife's carpet...but why the vacuum?
Hi-yo!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 13, 2015, 11:16:34 AM
Shaun - new Browns unis tomorrow, they promise to be way more exciting than the helmet/logo redesign. I can't wait!
Lemme guess: Orange, some Brown, and White/Black - knock me off my feet!
Yeah baby!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Threebean on April 13, 2015, 11:17:44 AM
Shaun - new Browns unis tomorrow, they promise to be way more exciting than the helmet/logo redesign. I can't wait!
Lemme guess: Orange, some Brown, and White/Black - knock me off my feet!
Yeah baby!
Plus Johnny's coming out of rehab. You guys are golden!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: flip from jersey on April 13, 2015, 11:19:15 AM
Good morning Chip, Dave, and Dave.
Possums are pretty ugly but there are benefits!
Cusano 18 robusto here with coffee.
They are kind of cute when they are little but really get ugly when they get older.
TWSS.
Hey Mark, it was a pleasure the other night and thanks for the cigars
Same here, Scott.  Might could have used one less glass of that rye whiskey, though
I felt the same way, one too many but it was fun
i only had one glass of the whistle pig rye, but I did drink 4 beers....
And those beers were with a capital B.  Morning flip.
as in ABV, I agree.
The Stone in the growler is 9.4%
that explains the lowered inhibitions on the way home,
and the stop at Twins lounge go-go bar..... 
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 11:22:49 AM
Carpets are shampoo'd and vacuumed
I understand you shampooing your wife's carpet...but why the vacuum?
BOOM!  Mornin Scott
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 13, 2015, 11:24:34 AM
Shaun - new Browns unis tomorrow, they promise to be way more exciting than the helmet/logo redesign. I can't wait!
Lemme guess: Orange, some Brown, and White/Black - knock me off my feet!
Yeah baby!
Plus Johnny's coming out of rehab. You guys are golden!
I think he's down to about 9th on the depth chart. That bum we got from Tampa Bay is #1 right now. Bring on Mariota! We'll add it to the list of first round QB busts we've got hanging in the practice facility.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 11:26:12 AM
Shaun - new Browns unis tomorrow, they promise to be way more exciting than the helmet/logo redesign. I can't wait!
Lemme guess: Orange, some Brown, and White/Black - knock me off my feet!
Yeah baby!
Plus Johnny's coming out of rehab. You guys are golden!
I think he's down to about 9th on the depth chart. That bum we got from Tampa Bay is #1 right now. Bring on Mariota! We'll add it to the list of first round QB busts we've got hanging in the practice facility.
1 more and you tie that record with Oakland?  ;) 
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 13, 2015, 11:27:09 AM
Shaun - new Browns unis tomorrow, they promise to be way more exciting than the helmet/logo redesign. I can't wait!
Lemme guess: Orange, some Brown, and White/Black - knock me off my feet!
Yeah baby!
Plus Johnny's coming out of rehab. You guys are golden!
I think he's down to about 9th on the depth chart. That bum we got from Tampa Bay is #1 right now. Bring on Mariota! We'll add it to the list of first round QB busts we've got hanging in the practice facility.
1 more and you tie that record with Oakland?  ;)
Something to shoot for!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 11:39:18 AM
Shaun - new Browns unis tomorrow, they promise to be way more exciting than the helmet/logo redesign. I can't wait!
Lemme guess: Orange, some Brown, and White/Black - knock me off my feet!
Yeah baby!
Plus Johnny's coming out of rehab. You guys are golden!
I think he's down to about 9th on the depth chart. That bum we got from Tampa Bay is #1 right now. Bring on Mariota! We'll add it to the list of first round QB busts we've got hanging in the practice facility.
1 more and you tie that record with Oakland?  ;)
Something to shoot for!
Just win baby, win!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: razgueado on April 13, 2015, 11:51:39 AM
Jayzus...the workaference is killing me today.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: sfish on April 13, 2015, 11:59:18 AM
Shaun - new Browns unis tomorrow, they promise to be way more exciting than the helmet/logo redesign. I can't wait!
Lemme guess: Orange, some Brown, and White/Black - knock me off my feet!
Yeah baby!
Plus Johnny's coming out of rehab. You guys are golden!
I think he's down to about 9th on the depth chart. That bum we got from Tampa Bay is #1 right now. Bring on Mariota! We'll add it to the list of first round QB busts we've got hanging in the practice facility.
It's amazing, people like to give Eli Manning shit but other franchises have been searching for a quarterback for decades and can't find a serviceable one much less one that can win 2 Superbowls. It's such the key to success, more so than any other player in any other team sport
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 12:09:25 PM
Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: sfish on April 13, 2015, 12:11:43 PM
Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
For breast milk?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Threebean on April 13, 2015, 12:15:52 PM
Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."  Mr. Shakespeare had it right way back then.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 12:20:11 PM
Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
For breast milk?
Sounds pretty good  if from the breast of my choice.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 12:24:29 PM
Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
Someone say tits?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 12:24:56 PM
Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."  Mr. Shakespeare had it right way back then.
"Let's kill all the lawyers, kill em tonight!" - The Eagles 
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: flip from jersey on April 13, 2015, 12:25:45 PM
Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
#1. If you are starving eat something.
   #2. Why are women doing laundry topless,
         with old fashioned machinery?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: razgueado on April 13, 2015, 12:27:08 PM
Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."  Mr. Shakespeare had it right way back then.
"Let's kill all the lawyers, kill em tonight!" - The Eagles
"You bitch about the present, and blame it on the past...I'd like to find your inner child and kick his little ass!  Get over it!"
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: razgueado on April 13, 2015, 12:28:08 PM
Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
#1. If you are starving eat something.
   #2. Why are women doing laundry topless,
         with old fashioned machinery?
Tex is an old-fashioned guy.  He even fantasizes in black and white.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 12:28:26 PM
Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."  Mr. Shakespeare had it right way back then.
"Let's kill all the lawyers, kill em tonight!" - The Eagles
"You bitch about the present, and blame it on the past...I'd like to find your inner child and kick his little ass!  Get over it!"
Fak, now all I wanna do it watch their documentary again! 
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: flip from jersey on April 13, 2015, 12:30:06 PM
is this me, or what?

Announcing our brand NEW Gurkha Cigar Group Ambassador Program! Check out the program details below, and learn how you can apply.
Overview:
- Gurkha Cigar Group Proposes establishing an Ambassador Program where we award 10 individual consumers across the country with an Ambassador title to go out to promote and enhance the Gurkha Brand in store and online.
Objectives:
- To enhance the Gurkha brands and increase the retail location outlets across the country; to cover the territories of our existing reps where the brand has not yet made it into brick and mortar locations.
Gurkha Promise:
- Gurkha Cigar Group will provide product and SWAG to each ambassador on a monthly basis.Gurkha will provide a territory representative to the ambassador for assistance with questions and actual sale responsibilities.
Ambassador Responsibilities:
- Gurkha expects each ambassador to visit several retail locations per month and promote the brand to owners, managers, and consumers. Gurkha expects that the ambassador will promote Gurkha throughout social media. Gurkha expects the ambassador to work with the local sales representative and marketing team in reporting new locations and opportunities for selling the brands.
Evaluation:
- Gurkha will evaluate the ambassador and continue to provide product for sampling while monitoring the coverage that the ambassador is able to make throughout his/her area and what additional outlets of sales are made.Gurkha will check your activity through your social media posts,retailer feedback and territory sales representative evaluation
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 12:32:00 PM
is this me, or what?

Announcing our brand NEW Gurkha Cigar Group Ambassador Program! Check out the program details below, and learn how you can apply.
Overview:
- Gurkha Cigar Group Proposes establishing an Ambassador Program where we award 10 individual consumers across the country with an Ambassador title to go out to promote and enhance the Gurkha Brand in store and online.
Objectives:
- To enhance the Gurkha brands and increase the retail location outlets across the country; to cover the territories of our existing reps where the brand has not yet made it into brick and mortar locations.
Gurkha Promise:
- Gurkha Cigar Group will provide product and SWAG to each ambassador on a monthly basis.Gurkha will provide a territory representative to the ambassador for assistance with questions and actual sale responsibilities.
Ambassador Responsibilities:
- Gurkha expects each ambassador to visit several retail locations per month and promote the brand to owners, managers, and consumers. Gurkha expects that the ambassador will promote Gurkha throughout social media. Gurkha expects the ambassador to work with the local sales representative and marketing team in reporting new locations and opportunities for selling the brands.
Evaluation:
- Gurkha will evaluate the ambassador and continue to provide product for sampling while monitoring the coverage that the ambassador is able to make throughout his/her area and what additional outlets of sales are made.Gurkha will check your activity through your social media posts,retailer feedback and territory sales representative evaluation
Do it!!!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 12:35:48 PM
Getting hungry - still need to run to Home Depot.  High of 80deg tomorrow, damn - I might melt!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 12:50:54 PM
Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
#1. If you are starving eat something.
   #2. Why are women doing laundry topless,
         with old fashioned machinery?
Tex is an old-fashioned guy.  He even fantasizes in black and white.
Yep!  Doesn't everybody else?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 12:52:14 PM
Getting hungry - still need to run to Home Depot.  High of 80deg tomorrow, damn - I might melt!
Local Hippie Joiint, Planet Sub Sandwich for me.   Sort of place the "men" wear capri pants.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: flip from jersey on April 13, 2015, 12:54:30 PM
Getting hungry - still need to run to Home Depot.  High of 80deg tomorrow, damn - I might melt!
I need to get some cement board and a few bricks, so I can put the fire pit
on the deck.  the bricks are for feet.  should also ger some velcro so the humi jar
stays in the corner of the gurkha spec ops humidor.  One of the gals at the legion
likes holding it by the handle, knocking everything around inside the case.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 13, 2015, 01:05:09 PM
Getting hungry - still need to run to Home Depot.  High of 80deg tomorrow, damn - I might melt!
I need to get some cement board and a few bricks, so I can put the fire pit
on the deck.  the bricks are for feet.  should also ger some velcro so the humi jar
stays in the corner of the gurkha spec ops humidor.  One of the gals at the legion
likes holding it by the handle, knocking everything around inside the case.
There you go, Shaun, flip can make you some feet!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 01:10:26 PM
Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."  Mr. Shakespeare had it right way back then.
No argument here.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 01:11:54 PM
Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."  Mr. Shakespeare had it right way back then.
"Let's kill all the lawyers, kill em tonight!" - The Eagles
"You bitch about the present, and blame it on the past...I'd like to find your inner child and kick his little ass!  Get over it!"
Fak, now all I wanna do it watch their documentary again!
And I thought all you wanna do is dance!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 01:13:45 PM
Getting hungry - still need to run to Home Depot.  High of 80deg tomorrow, damn - I might melt!
Local Hippie Joiint, Planet Sub Sandwich for me.   Sort of place the "men" wear capri pants.
Somebody else want to take this lob or do I need to do it?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 01:15:58 PM
Golfin' Dave, you pick up todays Bueso's yet?  Real bargain!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 01:19:40 PM
Getting hungry - still need to run to Home Depot.  High of 80deg tomorrow, damn - I might melt!
Local Hippie Joiint, Planet Sub Sandwich for me.   Sort of place the "men" wear capri pants.
Somebody else want to take this lob or do I need to do it?
Depends on whether or not you want me to tell everyone here I saw you coming out of the back door with one of them the other evening.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 01:20:06 PM
Golfin' Dave, you pick up todays Bueso's yet?  Real bargain!
How can it be a bargain with no ashtray????
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 01:20:22 PM
Shaun - new Browns unis tomorrow, they promise to be way more exciting than the helmet/logo redesign. I can't wait!
Lemme guess: Orange, some Brown, and White/Black - knock me off my feet!
But it will have this logo:
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 01:21:36 PM
Getting hungry - still need to run to Home Depot.  High of 80deg tomorrow, damn - I might melt!
Local Hippie Joiint, Planet Sub Sandwich for me.   Sort of place the "men" wear capri pants.
Somebody else want to take this lob or do I need to do it?
Depends on whether or not you want me to tell everyone here I saw you coming out of the back door with one of them the other evening.
Wish I've had some backdoor action to report on....or front door for that matter.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 01:22:19 PM
Getting hungry - still need to run to Home Depot.  High of 80deg tomorrow, damn - I might melt!
Local Hippie Joiint, Planet Sub Sandwich for me.   Sort of place the "men" wear capri pants.
Somebody else want to take this lob or do I need to do it?
Depends on whether or not you want me to tell everyone here I saw you coming out of the back door with one of them the other evening.
Sandwich, "men" or capri's?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 13, 2015, 01:26:11 PM
Golfin' Dave, you pick up todays Bueso's yet?  Real bargain!
I definitely considered it. But the sis has them on special through next week for the same price, so we'll see how the week unfolds. But most likely yes, I'll pick them up.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 01:26:32 PM
Getting hungry - still need to run to Home Depot.  High of 80deg tomorrow, damn - I might melt!
Local Hippie Joiint, Planet Sub Sandwich for me.   Sort of place the "men" wear capri pants.
Somebody else want to take this lob or do I need to do it?
Depends on whether or not you want me to tell everyone here I saw you coming out of the back door with one of them the other evening.
Sandwich, "men" or capri's?
Both
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: razgueado on April 13, 2015, 01:29:51 PM
Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."  Mr. Shakespeare had it right way back then.
"Let's kill all the lawyers, kill em tonight!" - The Eagles
"You bitch about the present, and blame it on the past...I'd like to find your inner child and kick his little ass!  Get over it!"
Fak, now all I wanna do it watch their documentary again!
And I thought all you wanna do is dance!
Oh no, you can't do that...once you've started wearin' those shoes.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 01:46:18 PM
Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."  Mr. Shakespeare had it right way back then.
"Let's kill all the lawyers, kill em tonight!" - The Eagles
"You bitch about the present, and blame it on the past...I'd like to find your inner child and kick his little ass!  Get over it!"
Fak, now all I wanna do it watch their documentary again!
And I thought all you wanna do is dance!
Oh no, you can't do that...once you've started wearin' those shoes.
We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 01:47:11 PM
Getting hungry - still need to run to Home Depot.  High of 80deg tomorrow, damn - I might melt!
Local Hippie Joiint, Planet Sub Sandwich for me.   Sort of place the "men" wear capri pants.
Somebody else want to take this lob or do I need to do it?
Depends on whether or not you want me to tell everyone here I saw you coming out of the back door with one of them the other evening.
Sandwich, "men" or capri's?
Both
But you have a choice of three...
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 01:49:18 PM
Getting hungry - still need to run to Home Depot.  High of 80deg tomorrow, damn - I might melt!
Local Hippie Joiint, Planet Sub Sandwich for me.   Sort of place the "men" wear capri pants.
Somebody else want to take this lob or do I need to do it?
Depends on whether or not you want me to tell everyone here I saw you coming out of the back door with one of them the other evening.
Sandwich, "men" or capri's?
Both
But you have a choice of three...
Well I did not see a sub sandwich in your hand.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 01:54:32 PM
Getting hungry - still need to run to Home Depot.  High of 80deg tomorrow, damn - I might melt!
Local Hippie Joiint, Planet Sub Sandwich for me.   Sort of place the "men" wear capri pants.
Somebody else want to take this lob or do I need to do it?
Depends on whether or not you want me to tell everyone here I saw you coming out of the back door with one of them the other evening.
Sandwich, "men" or capri's?
Both
But you have a choice of three...
Well I did not see a sub sandwich in your hand.
Close enough.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 01:54:53 PM
Almost as slow as the weekend around here.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 01:58:42 PM
Almost as slow as the weekend around here.
Indeed it is for sure.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 02:05:44 PM
Almost as slow as the weekend around here.
Indeed it is for sure.
Damn, I have seen two retirement notices today.  That pisses me off cause neither had my name on it.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 02:06:28 PM
Back at rewatching Game of Thrones S3. Picked up some water softener pellets, couple of Lowes buckets, Brita filters, picture wire, and an extension light bulb changer
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 02:08:51 PM
Back at rewatching Game of Thrones S3. Picked up some water softener pellets, couple of Lowes buckets, Brita filters, picture wire, and an extension light bulb changer
So you need to be working around the house not watching soap opera's.  I got to stop and buy a lawn mower on the way home, decided to do it myslef rather than mess with another yard man.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 02:11:22 PM
Got to walk down to the post office and mail DIL's birthday present.  Be back shortly.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: flip from jersey on April 13, 2015, 02:13:50 PM
Back at rewatching Game of Thrones S3. Picked up some water softener pellets, couple of Lowes buckets, Brita filters, picture wire, and an extension light bulb changer
no feet for the humidor.... what about those caster wheels?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: flip from jersey on April 13, 2015, 02:14:42 PM
Back at rewatching Game of Thrones S3. Picked up some water softener pellets, couple of Lowes buckets, Brita filters, picture wire, and an extension light bulb changer
You got Lowes buckets at the Home Depot, wow, You are good.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 02:15:26 PM

Back at rewatching Game of Thrones S3. Picked up some water softener pellets, couple of Lowes buckets, Brita filters, picture wire, and an extension light bulb changer
So you need to be working around the house not watching soap opera's.  I got to stop and buy a lawn mower on the way home, decided to do it myslef rather than mess with another yard man.
Figured my hard work deserved a break
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 02:15:47 PM

Back at rewatching Game of Thrones S3. Picked up some water softener pellets, couple of Lowes buckets, Brita filters, picture wire, and an extension light bulb changer
no feet for the humidor.... what about those caster wheels?
2x4s work just fine
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: flip from jersey on April 13, 2015, 02:15:56 PM
here is some words to the wise:
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 02:16:23 PM

Back at rewatching Game of Thrones S3. Picked up some water softener pellets, couple of Lowes buckets, Brita filters, picture wire, and an extension light bulb changer
You got Lowes buckets at the Home Depot, wow, You are good.
Ended up just getting it all at Lowes since HD doesn't have the water softener pellets I use
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: LuvTooGolf on April 13, 2015, 02:20:44 PM
That'll do it for me. Gotta pick up the kids, then take them to the doctor. Sheesh. Hazzuh!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: flip from jersey on April 13, 2015, 02:20:45 PM

Back at rewatching Game of Thrones S3. Picked up some water softener pellets, couple of Lowes buckets, Brita filters, picture wire, and an extension light bulb changer
You got Lowes buckets at the Home Depot, wow, You are good.
Ended up just getting it all at Lowes since HD doesn't have the water softener pellets I use
you are married now, when you leave the house, saying you are going someplace
you better go to that someplace.  if options change en route, notify significant other/warden. 
since you only told us, and not the warden, you are off the hook.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: flip from jersey on April 13, 2015, 02:21:20 PM
That'll do it for me. Gotta pick up the kids, then take them to the doctor. Sheesh. Hazzuh!
have a good one Dave...
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 02:23:40 PM

That'll do it for me. Gotta pick up the kids, then take them to the doctor. Sheesh. Hazzuh!
Later Dave!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: sfish on April 13, 2015, 02:30:38 PM
I'm outta here also men, busy day. See you tomorrow for Grievance Tuesday
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 02:40:26 PM
I knew if I held out time would come back around for me and it appears to have done it.  Walking down Congress Ave downtown and there was a State Trooper riding a horse along down the streeet. 
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: flip from jersey on April 13, 2015, 03:05:57 PM
I knew if I held out time would come back around for me and it appears to have done it.  Walking down Congress Ave downtown and there was a State Trooper riding a horse along down the streeet.
was he in black & white or technicolor?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 03:13:55 PM
I knew if I held out time would come back around for me and it appears to have done it.  Walking down Congress Ave downtown and there was a State Trooper riding a horse along down the streeet.
was he in black & white or technicolor?
Funny you should ask that, the Trooper was black wearing a white cowboy hat and riding a white horse.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 03:15:43 PM
I knew if I held out time would come back around for me and it appears to have done it.  Walking down Congress Ave downtown and there was a State Trooper riding a horse along down the streeet.
was he in black & white or technicolor?
Funny you should ask that, the Trooper was black wearing a white cowboy had and riding a white horse.
So looked a little like this?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 03:17:03 PM
I knew if I held out time would come back around for me and it appears to have done it.  Walking down Congress Ave downtown and there was a State Trooper riding a horse along down the streeet.
was he in black & white or technicolor?
Funny you should ask that, the Trooper was black wearing a white cowboy had and riding a white horse.
So looked a little like this?
Pretty much except the horse was mostly white with some tan.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 03:28:05 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.

Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 03:33:56 PM
45 more minutes, hope I can stay awake.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 13, 2015, 03:35:23 PM
45 more minutes, hope I can stay awake.
ZZZZZzzzzzz!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: flip from jersey on April 13, 2015, 03:54:32 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: flip from jersey on April 13, 2015, 03:55:37 PM
going to log off myself, might stop and have a cigar....
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 03:56:56 PM
going to log off myself, might stop and have a cigar....
Later Flip, I am right behind you.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 03:57:33 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
Yeah, baby possums will make good bait for sure.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 13, 2015, 04:02:45 PM
going to log off myself, might stop and have a cigar....
Enjoy.  Smoke one for me.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 13, 2015, 04:03:26 PM
going to log off myself, might stop and have a cigar....
Later Flip, I am right behind you.
LOOK OUT!!!  Don't stop short, Flip!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 04:05:38 PM
going to log off myself, might stop and have a cigar....
Later Flip, I am right behind you.
LOOK OUT!!!  Don't stop short, Flip!
LOL, should have known you were lurking
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 04:10:04 PM
Just had a wreck in front of my office, pickup truck hit a cop car.    Think I will go home on that one.  Later all
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: razgueado on April 13, 2015, 04:17:50 PM
Just had a wreck in front of my office, pickup truck hit a cop car.    Think I will go home on that one.  Later all
Poor, dumb bastard in the truck.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: razgueado on April 13, 2015, 04:18:32 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 13, 2015, 04:37:39 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot     - Howdy, Bret.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: razgueado on April 13, 2015, 04:39:37 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot     - Howdy, Bret.
Howdy, Tone.  How was your weekend?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on April 13, 2015, 04:40:36 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
speaking of golf, just back from 18, shot 20 over and had a great time, starter put me with 3 OLD ladies, and God were they ever inappropriate. for instance: "I never thought about putting a cigar between my lips when I get an oral fixation", or "my husband isn't that big, can I borrow one?", "do you smoke in bed or just after sex?".
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: razgueado on April 13, 2015, 04:44:00 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
speaking of golf, just back from 18, shot 20 over and had a great time, starter put me with 3 OLD ladies, and God were they ever inappropriate. for instance: "I never thought about putting a cigar between my lips when I get an oral fixation", or "my husband isn't that big, can I borrow one?", "do you smoke in bed or just after sex?".
The filters stop working at 70 I'm told.  They just don't give a fuck anymore.  Afternoon, Deano.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 13, 2015, 04:45:57 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot     - Howdy, Bret.
Howdy, Tone.  How was your weekend?
It was very nice.  A lot of great quality time with the family.  The nice weather definitely helped.  And yours?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 13, 2015, 04:47:44 PM
speaking of golf, just back from 18, shot 20 over and had a great time, starter put me with 3 OLD ladies, and God were they ever inappropriate. for instance: "I never thought about putting a cigar between my lips when I get an oral fixation", or "my husband isn't that big, can I borrow one?", "do you smoke in bed or just after sex?".
Sounds like a good time.  Did you tell any of 'em to join the banter?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on April 13, 2015, 04:47:53 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
speaking of golf, just back from 18, shot 20 over and had a great time, starter put me with 3 OLD ladies, and God were they ever inappropriate. for instance: "I never thought about putting a cigar between my lips when I get an oral fixation", or "my husband isn't that big, can I borrow one?", "do you smoke in bed or just after sex?".
The filters stop working at 70 I'm told.  They just don't give a fuck anymore.  Afternoon, Deano.
They were hilarious!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on April 13, 2015, 04:49:06 PM
speaking of golf, just back from 18, shot 20 over and had a great time, starter put me with 3 OLD ladies, and God were they ever inappropriate. for instance: "I never thought about putting a cigar between my lips when I get an oral fixation", or "my husband isn't that big, can I borrow one?", "do you smoke in bed or just after sex?".
Sounds like a good time.  Did you tell any of 'em to join the banter?
At the time cigarbanter.com was not on my mind. Sorry Tony.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: razgueado on April 13, 2015, 04:49:42 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot     - Howdy, Bret.
Howdy, Tone.  How was your weekend?
It was very nice.  A lot of great quality time with the family.  The nice weather definitely helped.  And yours?
Like I said, multiple gigs and a rehearsal.  Wait, I didn't say that.  But I was going to.  I forgot.  My head is screwed up today from work. 

More cigar/gun/Harley money, just no time to smoke, shoot, or ride.  Go figger.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on April 13, 2015, 04:51:40 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot     - Howdy, Bret.
Howdy, Tone.  How was your weekend?
It was very nice.  A lot of great quality time with the family.  The nice weather definitely helped.  And yours?
Like I said, multiple gigs and a rehearsal.  More cigar/gun/Harley money, just no time to smoke, shoot, or ride.  Go figger.
One word: retirement.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: razgueado on April 13, 2015, 04:54:09 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot     - Howdy, Bret.
Howdy, Tone.  How was your weekend?
It was very nice.  A lot of great quality time with the family.  The nice weather definitely helped.  And yours?
Like I said, multiple gigs and a rehearsal.  More cigar/gun/Harley money, just no time to smoke, shoot, or ride.  Go figger.
One word: retirement.
I've heard of that.  Isn't that when I lose the paltry pension that my employer is trying to legislate away from me?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on April 13, 2015, 04:55:24 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot     - Howdy, Bret.
Howdy, Tone.  How was your weekend?
It was very nice.  A lot of great quality time with the family.  The nice weather definitely helped.  And yours?
Like I said, multiple gigs and a rehearsal.  More cigar/gun/Harley money, just no time to smoke, shoot, or ride.  Go figger.
One word: retirement.
I've heard of that.  Isn't that when I lose the paltry pension that my employer is trying to legislate away from me?
That and Social Security.
Welfare though is the way to go.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: razgueado on April 13, 2015, 04:56:38 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot     - Howdy, Bret.
Howdy, Tone.  How was your weekend?
It was very nice.  A lot of great quality time with the family.  The nice weather definitely helped.  And yours?
Like I said, multiple gigs and a rehearsal.  More cigar/gun/Harley money, just no time to smoke, shoot, or ride.  Go figger.
One word: retirement.
I've heard of that.  Isn't that when I lose the paltry pension that my employer is trying to legislate away from me?
That and Social Security.
Welfare though is the way to go.
So I've heard.  Ah, well.  It's still 15 years away, or 17 if they change the rules again.  I could get rich by then.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 13, 2015, 04:58:07 PM
I've gotta run, boys.  I'll check back with you old hens a little later on.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on April 13, 2015, 04:59:01 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot     - Howdy, Bret.
Howdy, Tone.  How was your weekend?
It was very nice.  A lot of great quality time with the family.  The nice weather definitely helped.  And yours?
Like I said, multiple gigs and a rehearsal.  More cigar/gun/Harley money, just no time to smoke, shoot, or ride.  Go figger.
One word: retirement.
I've heard of that.  Isn't that when I lose the paltry pension that my employer is trying to legislate away from me?
That and Social Security.
Welfare though is the way to go.
So I've heard.  Ah, well.  It's still 15 years away, or 17 if they change the rules again.  I could get rich by then.
There's always the Redneck Retirement - win the lottery.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 04:59:59 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
+1
And why the hell isn't Dean out saving Manatee's and Dolphins instead of 'Coons and 'Possums.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on April 13, 2015, 05:00:13 PM
I've gotta run, boys.  I'll check back with you old hens a little later on.
you, run?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on April 13, 2015, 05:01:19 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
+1
And why the hell isn't Dean out saving Manatee's and Dolphins instead of 'Coons and 'Possums.
hey, that's what I was tasked to work with.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: dwgbryant on April 13, 2015, 05:09:10 PM
Gotta run to wally world, bbl.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: CigarGuy87 on April 13, 2015, 05:25:28 PM
Went and worked with my wood a little bit, 18 stands cut, routered and cut again. Sanding next
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/13/c26b0c742e08c2a8f23e78e518736f64.jpg)
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: razgueado on April 13, 2015, 05:28:25 PM
Went and worked with my wood a little bit, 18 stands cut, routered and cut again. Sanding next
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/13/c26b0c742e08c2a8f23e78e518736f64.jpg)
Okay.  Gonna need one of those.  How much?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 05:32:29 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
speaking of golf, just back from 18, shot 20 over and had a great time, starter put me with 3 OLD ladies, and God were they ever inappropriate. for instance: "I never thought about putting a cigar between my lips when I get an oral fixation", or "my husband isn't that big, can I borrow one?", "do you smoke in bed or just after sex?".
Run away Dean, run away!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: cigarbreath on April 13, 2015, 05:34:55 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
Pythons Eat The Animals?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: cigarbreath on April 13, 2015, 05:37:21 PM
Went and worked with my wood a little bit, 18 stands cut, routered and cut again. Sanding next
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/13/c26b0c742e08c2a8f23e78e518736f64.jpg)
TWSS
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 05:37:25 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
speaking of golf, just back from 18, shot 20 over and had a great time, starter put me with 3 OLD ladies, and God were they ever inappropriate. for instance: "I never thought about putting a cigar between my lips when I get an oral fixation", or "my husband isn't that big, can I borrow one?", "do you smoke in bed or just after sex?".
You run with a class crowd of women for sure.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 05:38:05 PM
Went and worked with my woody a little bit, 18 stands cut, routered and cut again. Sanding next
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/13/c26b0c742e08c2a8f23e78e518736f64.jpg)
TWSS
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 05:39:48 PM
Evening all, CLE Cuarenta lit, 82 degrees and sunny with a nice breeze.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 05:58:22 PM
speaking of golf, just back from 18, shot 20 over and had a great time, starter put me with 3 OLD ladies, and God were they ever inappropriate. for instance: "I never thought about putting a cigar between my lips when I get an oral fixation", or "my husband isn't that big, can I borrow one?", "do you smoke in bed or just after sex?".
Sounds like a good time.  Did you tell any of 'em to join the banter?
At the time cigarbanter.com was not on my mind. Sorry Tony.
Now there's an understatement.....lol
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 06:01:25 PM
Went and worked with my wood a little bit, 18 stands cut, routered and cut again. Sanding next
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/13/c26b0c742e08c2a8f23e78e518736f64.jpg)
So what woods you playin' with there Yellowstar?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: razgueado on April 13, 2015, 06:13:59 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
speaking of golf, just back from 18, shot 20 over and had a great time, starter put me with 3 OLD ladies, and God were they ever inappropriate. for instance: "I never thought about putting a cigar between my lips when I get an oral fixation", or "my husband isn't that big, can I borrow one?", "do you smoke in bed or just after sex?".
You run with a class crass crowd of women for sure.
Fixed it.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 06:15:01 PM
Went and worked with my woody a little bit, 18 stands cut, routered and cut again. Sanding next
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/13/c26b0c742e08c2a8f23e78e518736f64.jpg)
So what woody you playin' with there Yellowstar?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 06:16:15 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
speaking of golf, just back from 18, shot 20 over and had a great time, starter put me with 3 OLD ladies, and God were they ever inappropriate. for instance: "I never thought about putting a cigar between my lips when I get an oral fixation", or "my husband isn't that big, can I borrow one?", "do you smoke in bed or just after sex?".
You run with a class crass crowd of women for sure.
Fixed it.
I was just trying to be gentle
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 06:38:23 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
speaking of golf, just back from 18, shot 20 over and had a great time, starter put me with 3 OLD ladies, and God were they ever inappropriate. for instance: "I never thought about putting a cigar between my lips when I get an oral fixation", or "my husband isn't that big, can I borrow one?", "do you smoke in bed or just after sex?".
You run with a class crass crowd of women for sure.
Fixed it.
I was just trying to be gentle
Don't bother.
That's almost as worthless around here as being subtle.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 06:42:06 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
speaking of golf, just back from 18, shot 20 over and had a great time, starter put me with 3 OLD ladies, and God were they ever inappropriate. for instance: "I never thought about putting a cigar between my lips when I get an oral fixation", or "my husband isn't that big, can I borrow one?", "do you smoke in bed or just after sex?".
You run with a class crass crowd of women for sure.
Fixed it.
I was just trying to be gentle
Don't bother.
That's almost as worthless around here as being subtle.
Good Point!
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: razgueado on April 13, 2015, 06:42:25 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
speaking of golf, just back from 18, shot 20 over and had a great time, starter put me with 3 OLD ladies, and God were they ever inappropriate. for instance: "I never thought about putting a cigar between my lips when I get an oral fixation", or "my husband isn't that big, can I borrow one?", "do you smoke in bed or just after sex?".
You run with a class crass crowd of women for sure.
Fixed it.
I was just trying to be gentle
Don't bother.
That's almost as worthless around here as being subtle.
Sub-tull?  What's that?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 06:48:38 PM
@ Raz.   This puppy is nice!

Colt Special Combat Government 38 Super
Condition: NEW. $1099 FS









Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: razgueado on April 13, 2015, 06:53:10 PM
@ Raz.   This puppy is nice!

Colt Special Combat Government 38 Super
Condition: NEW. $1099 FS
Oh, man.  My trigger finger just sported wood. 

Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 06:53:19 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
speaking of golf, just back from 18, shot 20 over and had a great time, starter put me with 3 OLD ladies, and God were they ever inappropriate. for instance: "I never thought about putting a cigar between my lips when I get an oral fixation", or "my husband isn't that big, can I borrow one?", "do you smoke in bed or just after sex?".
You run with a class crass crowd of women for sure.
Fixed it.
I was just trying to be gentle
Don't bother.
That's almost as worthless around here as being subtle.
Sub-tull?  What's that?
No need for it here, we're full bore, full load, if you want different, go visit the Home Shopping Network with Yellowstar.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: razgueado on April 13, 2015, 07:07:28 PM
Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
speaking of golf, just back from 18, shot 20 over and had a great time, starter put me with 3 OLD ladies, and God were they ever inappropriate. for instance: "I never thought about putting a cigar between my lips when I get an oral fixation", or "my husband isn't that big, can I borrow one?", "do you smoke in bed or just after sex?".
You run with a class crass crowd of women for sure.
Fixed it.
I was just trying to be gentle
Don't bother.
That's almost as worthless around here as being subtle.
Sub-tull?  What's that?
No need for it here, we're full bore, full load, if you want different, go visit the Home Shopping Network with Yellowstar.
Ew.  Ick.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: razgueado on April 13, 2015, 07:09:09 PM
Gotta run, guys.  Have to make a speech tonight, and try to say something intelligent.  It'll be a stretch, I know...
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 07:09:31 PM
@ Raz.   This puppy is nice!

Colt Special Combat Government 38 Super
Condition: NEW. $1099 FS
Oh, man.  My trigger finger just sported wood.
I did not know they even made the production versions in .38 super anymore.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 07:10:21 PM
Gotta run, guys.  Have to make a speech tonight, and try to say something intelligent.  It'll be a stretch, I know...
Good Fuk'n Luck with the intelligent part! :)
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: cigarbreath on April 13, 2015, 07:29:44 PM
@ Raz.   This puppy is nice!

Colt Special Combat Government 38 Super
Condition: NEW. $1099 FS
Oh, man.  My trigger finger just sported wood.
Been awhile since I've seen anything in .38 Super.  Similar in appearance to my Wilson Combat.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 08:30:51 PM
Gotta run, guys.  Have to make a speech tonight, and try to say something intelligent.  It'll be a stretch, I know...
Start out with fourscore and seven years ago.... it's been received well before....
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 13, 2015, 08:36:53 PM
@ Raz.   This puppy is nice!

Colt Special Combat Government 38 Super
Condition: NEW. $1099 FS
Oh, man.  My trigger finger just sported wood.
Been awhile since I've seen anything in .38 Super.  Similar in appearance to my Wilson Combat.
.38 Super was almost extinct but has been regaining popularity for a couple of years,  a really good caliber and works well in a 1911.  All,of them I have seen recently have been custom makes.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: cigarbreath on April 13, 2015, 09:26:42 PM
@ Raz.   This puppy is nice!

Colt Special Combat Government 38 Super
Condition: NEW. $1099 FS
Oh, man.  My trigger finger just sported wood.
Been awhile since I've seen anything in .38 Super.  Similar in appearance to my Wilson Combat.
.38 Super was almost extinct but has been regaining popularity for a couple of years,  a really good caliber and works well in a 1911.  All,of them I have seen recently have been custom makes.
My brother's father-in-law had a 1905 Colt in .38 ACP that he stored in a plain brown lunch sack.  One raggedy ass ol' bag.
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 09:30:10 PM
@ Raz.   This puppy is nice!

Colt Special Combat Government 38 Super
Condition: NEW. $1099 FS
Oh, man.  My trigger finger just sported wood.
Been awhile since I've seen anything in .38 Super.  Similar in appearance to my Wilson Combat.
.38 Super was almost extinct but has been regaining popularity for a couple of years,  a really good caliber and works well in a 1911.  All,of them I have seen recently have been custom makes.
My brother's father-in-law had a 1905 Colt in .38 ACP that he stored in a plain brown lunch sack.  One raggedy ass ol' bag.
Was that at home or when he was going to the bank?
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: cigarbreath on April 13, 2015, 09:41:35 PM
@ Raz.   This puppy is nice!

Colt Special Combat Government 38 Super
Condition: NEW. $1099 FS
Oh, man.  My trigger finger just sported wood.
Been awhile since I've seen anything in .38 Super.  Similar in appearance to my Wilson Combat.
.38 Super was almost extinct but has been regaining popularity for a couple of years,  a really good caliber and works well in a 1911.  All,of them I have seen recently have been custom makes.
My brother's father-in-law had a 1905 Colt in .38 ACP that he stored in a plain brown lunch sack.  One raggedy ass ol' bag.
Was that at home or when he was going to the bank?
Generally under the front seat of his car.  Doubt he ever even fired the thing. 
Title: Re: 4/13/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 13, 2015, 11:37:35 PM
Rather slow Monday evening.