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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #180 on: April 13, 2015, 03:57:33 PM »

Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
Yeah, baby possums will make good bait for sure.
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #181 on: April 13, 2015, 04:02:45 PM »

going to log off myself, might stop and have a cigar....
Enjoy.  Smoke one for me.
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #182 on: April 13, 2015, 04:03:26 PM »

going to log off myself, might stop and have a cigar....
Later Flip, I am right behind you.
LOOK OUT!!!  Don't stop short, Flip!
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #183 on: April 13, 2015, 04:05:38 PM »

going to log off myself, might stop and have a cigar....
Later Flip, I am right behind you.
LOOK OUT!!!  Don't stop short, Flip!
LOL, should have known you were lurking
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #184 on: April 13, 2015, 04:10:04 PM »

Just had a wreck in front of my office, pickup truck hit a cop car.    Think I will go home on that one.  Later all
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #185 on: April 13, 2015, 04:17:50 PM »

Just had a wreck in front of my office, pickup truck hit a cop car.    Think I will go home on that one.  Later all
Poor, dumb bastard in the truck.
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #186 on: April 13, 2015, 04:18:32 PM »

Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #187 on: April 13, 2015, 04:37:39 PM »

Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot     - Howdy, Bret.
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #188 on: April 13, 2015, 04:39:37 PM »

Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot     - Howdy, Bret.
Howdy, Tone.  How was your weekend?
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #189 on: April 13, 2015, 04:40:36 PM »

Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
speaking of golf, just back from 18, shot 20 over and had a great time, starter put me with 3 OLD ladies, and God were they ever inappropriate. for instance: "I never thought about putting a cigar between my lips when I get an oral fixation", or "my husband isn't that big, can I borrow one?", "do you smoke in bed or just after sex?".
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #190 on: April 13, 2015, 04:44:00 PM »

Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
speaking of golf, just back from 18, shot 20 over and had a great time, starter put me with 3 OLD ladies, and God were they ever inappropriate. for instance: "I never thought about putting a cigar between my lips when I get an oral fixation", or "my husband isn't that big, can I borrow one?", "do you smoke in bed or just after sex?".
The filters stop working at 70 I'm told.  They just don't give a fuck anymore.  Afternoon, Deano.
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #191 on: April 13, 2015, 04:45:57 PM »

Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot     - Howdy, Bret.
Howdy, Tone.  How was your weekend?
It was very nice.  A lot of great quality time with the family.  The nice weather definitely helped.  And yours?
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #192 on: April 13, 2015, 04:47:44 PM »

speaking of golf, just back from 18, shot 20 over and had a great time, starter put me with 3 OLD ladies, and God were they ever inappropriate. for instance: "I never thought about putting a cigar between my lips when I get an oral fixation", or "my husband isn't that big, can I borrow one?", "do you smoke in bed or just after sex?".
Sounds like a good time.  Did you tell any of 'em to join the banter?
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #193 on: April 13, 2015, 04:47:53 PM »

Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
speaking of golf, just back from 18, shot 20 over and had a great time, starter put me with 3 OLD ladies, and God were they ever inappropriate. for instance: "I never thought about putting a cigar between my lips when I get an oral fixation", or "my husband isn't that big, can I borrow one?", "do you smoke in bed or just after sex?".
The filters stop working at 70 I'm told.  They just don't give a fuck anymore.  Afternoon, Deano.
They were hilarious!
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #194 on: April 13, 2015, 04:49:06 PM »

speaking of golf, just back from 18, shot 20 over and had a great time, starter put me with 3 OLD ladies, and God were they ever inappropriate. for instance: "I never thought about putting a cigar between my lips when I get an oral fixation", or "my husband isn't that big, can I borrow one?", "do you smoke in bed or just after sex?".
Sounds like a good time.  Did you tell any of 'em to join the banter?
At the time cigarbanter.com was not on my mind. Sorry Tony.
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