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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #195 on: April 13, 2015, 04:49:42 PM »

Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot     - Howdy, Bret.
Howdy, Tone.  How was your weekend?
It was very nice.  A lot of great quality time with the family.  The nice weather definitely helped.  And yours?
Like I said, multiple gigs and a rehearsal.  Wait, I didn't say that.  But I was going to.  I forgot.  My head is screwed up today from work. 

More cigar/gun/Harley money, just no time to smoke, shoot, or ride.  Go figger.
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #196 on: April 13, 2015, 04:51:40 PM »

Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot     - Howdy, Bret.
Howdy, Tone.  How was your weekend?
It was very nice.  A lot of great quality time with the family.  The nice weather definitely helped.  And yours?
Like I said, multiple gigs and a rehearsal.  More cigar/gun/Harley money, just no time to smoke, shoot, or ride.  Go figger.
One word: retirement.
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #197 on: April 13, 2015, 04:54:09 PM »

Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot     - Howdy, Bret.
Howdy, Tone.  How was your weekend?
It was very nice.  A lot of great quality time with the family.  The nice weather definitely helped.  And yours?
Like I said, multiple gigs and a rehearsal.  More cigar/gun/Harley money, just no time to smoke, shoot, or ride.  Go figger.
One word: retirement.
I've heard of that.  Isn't that when I lose the paltry pension that my employer is trying to legislate away from me?
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #198 on: April 13, 2015, 04:55:24 PM »

Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot     - Howdy, Bret.
Howdy, Tone.  How was your weekend?
It was very nice.  A lot of great quality time with the family.  The nice weather definitely helped.  And yours?
Like I said, multiple gigs and a rehearsal.  More cigar/gun/Harley money, just no time to smoke, shoot, or ride.  Go figger.
One word: retirement.
I've heard of that.  Isn't that when I lose the paltry pension that my employer is trying to legislate away from me?
That and Social Security.
Welfare though is the way to go.
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #199 on: April 13, 2015, 04:56:38 PM »

Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot     - Howdy, Bret.
Howdy, Tone.  How was your weekend?
It was very nice.  A lot of great quality time with the family.  The nice weather definitely helped.  And yours?
Like I said, multiple gigs and a rehearsal.  More cigar/gun/Harley money, just no time to smoke, shoot, or ride.  Go figger.
One word: retirement.
I've heard of that.  Isn't that when I lose the paltry pension that my employer is trying to legislate away from me?
That and Social Security.
Welfare though is the way to go.
So I've heard.  Ah, well.  It's still 15 years away, or 17 if they change the rules again.  I could get rich by then.
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #200 on: April 13, 2015, 04:58:07 PM »

I've gotta run, boys.  I'll check back with you old hens a little later on.
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #201 on: April 13, 2015, 04:59:01 PM »

Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot     - Howdy, Bret.
Howdy, Tone.  How was your weekend?
It was very nice.  A lot of great quality time with the family.  The nice weather definitely helped.  And yours?
Like I said, multiple gigs and a rehearsal.  More cigar/gun/Harley money, just no time to smoke, shoot, or ride.  Go figger.
One word: retirement.
I've heard of that.  Isn't that when I lose the paltry pension that my employer is trying to legislate away from me?
That and Social Security.
Welfare though is the way to go.
So I've heard.  Ah, well.  It's still 15 years away, or 17 if they change the rules again.  I could get rich by then.
There's always the Redneck Retirement - win the lottery.
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #202 on: April 13, 2015, 04:59:59 PM »

Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
+1
And why the hell isn't Dean out saving Manatee's and Dolphins instead of 'Coons and 'Possums.
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #203 on: April 13, 2015, 05:00:13 PM »

I've gotta run, boys.  I'll check back with you old hens a little later on.
you, run?
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #204 on: April 13, 2015, 05:01:19 PM »

Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
+1
And why the hell isn't Dean out saving Manatee's and Dolphins instead of 'Coons and 'Possums.
hey, that's what I was tasked to work with.
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #205 on: April 13, 2015, 05:09:10 PM »

Gotta run to wally world, bbl.
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #206 on: April 13, 2015, 05:25:28 PM »

Went and worked with my wood a little bit, 18 stands cut, routered and cut again. Sanding next
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #207 on: April 13, 2015, 05:28:25 PM »

Went and worked with my wood a little bit, 18 stands cut, routered and cut again. Sanding next

Okay.  Gonna need one of those.  How much?
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #208 on: April 13, 2015, 05:32:29 PM »

Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
But the Pythons will solve his possum problem.
 might take out a biker chick or two, too!
I thought his Python was the problem when it came to biker chicks.
speaking of golf, just back from 18, shot 20 over and had a great time, starter put me with 3 OLD ladies, and God were they ever inappropriate. for instance: "I never thought about putting a cigar between my lips when I get an oral fixation", or "my husband isn't that big, can I borrow one?", "do you smoke in bed or just after sex?".
Run away Dean, run away!
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #209 on: April 13, 2015, 05:34:55 PM »

Now here is some rewarding entertainment for our new PETA Pal BOTL Dean, he can try to save the slimy bastards before some fine person like me kilz their azz.

Come to South Florida. Lie on the beach. Play golf. Kill pythons.
The nation's hunters will again be invited to visit South Florida to take out the Burmese pythons that have staked a claim to the top of the Everglades food chain.

The Python Challenge, which drew more than 1,500 hunters in 2013, will be held again this January, according to Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The event, which will offer prizes to the most successful hunters, will take aim at the giant constricting snakes that have colonized the Everglades and nearby wilderness areas, where they're consuming native mammals, alligators and other wildlife.
Pythons Eat The Animals?
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