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[flip from jersey]

Carpets are shampoo'd and vacuumed

I understand you shampooing your wife's carpet...but why the vacuum?

he was eating goldfish, all those crumbs.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Carpets are shampoo'd and vacuumed

I understand you shampooing your wife's carpet...but why the vacuum?

After you shampoo, you don't want to just leave those dead lice there to decay.  It makes it smell.

[sfish]

Good morning Chip, Dave, and Dave.
Possums are pretty ugly but there are benefits!
Cusano 18 robusto here with coffee.

They are kind of cute when they are little but really get ugly when they get older.

TWSS.

Hey Mark, it was a pleasure the other night and thanks for the cigars

Same here, Scott.  Might could have used one less glass of that rye whiskey, though

I felt the same way, one too many but it was fun

i only had one glass of the whistle pig rye, but I did drink 4 beers....

And those beers were with a capital B.  Morning flip.

as in ABV, I agree.

The Stone in the growler is 9.4%

[Threebean]

Carpets are shampoo'd and vacuumed

I understand you shampooing your wife's carpet...but why the vacuum?

Hi-yo!

[LuvTooGolf]

Shaun - new Browns unis tomorrow, they promise to be way more exciting than the helmet/logo redesign. I can't wait!

Lemme guess: Orange, some Brown, and White/Black - knock me off my feet!

Yeah baby!

[Threebean]

Shaun - new Browns unis tomorrow, they promise to be way more exciting than the helmet/logo redesign. I can't wait!

Lemme guess: Orange, some Brown, and White/Black - knock me off my feet!

Yeah baby!

Plus Johnny's coming out of rehab. You guys are golden!

[flip from jersey]

Good morning Chip, Dave, and Dave.
Possums are pretty ugly but there are benefits!
Cusano 18 robusto here with coffee.

They are kind of cute when they are little but really get ugly when they get older.

TWSS.

Hey Mark, it was a pleasure the other night and thanks for the cigars

Same here, Scott.  Might could have used one less glass of that rye whiskey, though

I felt the same way, one too many but it was fun

i only had one glass of the whistle pig rye, but I did drink 4 beers....

And those beers were with a capital B.  Morning flip.

as in ABV, I agree.

The Stone in the growler is 9.4%

that explains the lowered inhibitions on the way home,
and the stop at Twins lounge go-go bar..... 

[CigarGuy87]

Carpets are shampoo'd and vacuumed

I understand you shampooing your wife's carpet...but why the vacuum?

BOOM!  Mornin Scott

[LuvTooGolf]

Shaun - new Browns unis tomorrow, they promise to be way more exciting than the helmet/logo redesign. I can't wait!

Lemme guess: Orange, some Brown, and White/Black - knock me off my feet!

Yeah baby!

Plus Johnny's coming out of rehab. You guys are golden!

I think he's down to about 9th on the depth chart. That bum we got from Tampa Bay is #1 right now. Bring on Mariota! We'll add it to the list of first round QB busts we've got hanging in the practice facility.

[CigarGuy87]

Shaun - new Browns unis tomorrow, they promise to be way more exciting than the helmet/logo redesign. I can't wait!

Lemme guess: Orange, some Brown, and White/Black - knock me off my feet!

Yeah baby!

Plus Johnny's coming out of rehab. You guys are golden!

I think he's down to about 9th on the depth chart. That bum we got from Tampa Bay is #1 right now. Bring on Mariota! We'll add it to the list of first round QB busts we've got hanging in the practice facility.

1 more and you tie that record with Oakland?   

[LuvTooGolf]

Shaun - new Browns unis tomorrow, they promise to be way more exciting than the helmet/logo redesign. I can't wait!

Lemme guess: Orange, some Brown, and White/Black - knock me off my feet!

Yeah baby!

Plus Johnny's coming out of rehab. You guys are golden!

I think he's down to about 9th on the depth chart. That bum we got from Tampa Bay is #1 right now. Bring on Mariota! We'll add it to the list of first round QB busts we've got hanging in the practice facility.

1 more and you tie that record with Oakland? 

Something to shoot for!

[CigarGuy87]

Shaun - new Browns unis tomorrow, they promise to be way more exciting than the helmet/logo redesign. I can't wait!

Lemme guess: Orange, some Brown, and White/Black - knock me off my feet!

Yeah baby!

Plus Johnny's coming out of rehab. You guys are golden!

I think he's down to about 9th on the depth chart. That bum we got from Tampa Bay is #1 right now. Bring on Mariota! We'll add it to the list of first round QB busts we've got hanging in the practice facility.

1 more and you tie that record with Oakland? 

Something to shoot for!

Just win baby, win!

[razgueado]

Jayzus...the workaference is killing me today.

[sfish]

Shaun - new Browns unis tomorrow, they promise to be way more exciting than the helmet/logo redesign. I can't wait!

Lemme guess: Orange, some Brown, and White/Black - knock me off my feet!

Yeah baby!

Plus Johnny's coming out of rehab. You guys are golden!

I think he's down to about 9th on the depth chart. That bum we got from Tampa Bay is #1 right now. Bring on Mariota! We'll add it to the list of first round QB busts we've got hanging in the practice facility.

It's amazing, people like to give Eli Manning shit but other franchises have been searching for a quarterback for decades and can't find a serviceable one much less one that can win 2 Superbowls. It's such the key to success, more so than any other player in any other team sport

[South Carolina Redfish]

Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!