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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #120 on: April 13, 2015, 12:11:43 PM »

Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
For breast milk?
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #121 on: April 13, 2015, 12:15:52 PM »

Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."  Mr. Shakespeare had it right way back then.
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #122 on: April 13, 2015, 12:20:11 PM »

Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
For breast milk?
Sounds pretty good  if from the breast of my choice.
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #123 on: April 13, 2015, 12:24:29 PM »

Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
Someone say tits?
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #124 on: April 13, 2015, 12:24:56 PM »

Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."  Mr. Shakespeare had it right way back then.
"Let's kill all the lawyers, kill em tonight!" - The Eagles 
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #125 on: April 13, 2015, 12:25:45 PM »

Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
#1. If you are starving eat something.
   #2. Why are women doing laundry topless,
         with old fashioned machinery?
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #126 on: April 13, 2015, 12:27:08 PM »

Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."  Mr. Shakespeare had it right way back then.
"Let's kill all the lawyers, kill em tonight!" - The Eagles
"You bitch about the present, and blame it on the past...I'd like to find your inner child and kick his little ass!  Get over it!"
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #127 on: April 13, 2015, 12:28:08 PM »

Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
#1. If you are starving eat something.
   #2. Why are women doing laundry topless,
         with old fashioned machinery?
Tex is an old-fashioned guy.  He even fantasizes in black and white.
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #128 on: April 13, 2015, 12:28:26 PM »

Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."  Mr. Shakespeare had it right way back then.
"Let's kill all the lawyers, kill em tonight!" - The Eagles
"You bitch about the present, and blame it on the past...I'd like to find your inner child and kick his little ass!  Get over it!"
Fak, now all I wanna do it watch their documentary again! 
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #129 on: April 13, 2015, 12:30:06 PM »

is this me, or what?

Announcing our brand NEW Gurkha Cigar Group Ambassador Program! Check out the program details below, and learn how you can apply.
Overview:
- Gurkha Cigar Group Proposes establishing an Ambassador Program where we award 10 individual consumers across the country with an Ambassador title to go out to promote and enhance the Gurkha Brand in store and online.
Objectives:
- To enhance the Gurkha brands and increase the retail location outlets across the country; to cover the territories of our existing reps where the brand has not yet made it into brick and mortar locations.
Gurkha Promise:
- Gurkha Cigar Group will provide product and SWAG to each ambassador on a monthly basis.Gurkha will provide a territory representative to the ambassador for assistance with questions and actual sale responsibilities.
Ambassador Responsibilities:
- Gurkha expects each ambassador to visit several retail locations per month and promote the brand to owners, managers, and consumers. Gurkha expects that the ambassador will promote Gurkha throughout social media. Gurkha expects the ambassador to work with the local sales representative and marketing team in reporting new locations and opportunities for selling the brands.
Evaluation:
- Gurkha will evaluate the ambassador and continue to provide product for sampling while monitoring the coverage that the ambassador is able to make throughout his/her area and what additional outlets of sales are made.Gurkha will check your activity through your social media posts,retailer feedback and territory sales representative evaluation
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #130 on: April 13, 2015, 12:32:00 PM »

is this me, or what?

Announcing our brand NEW Gurkha Cigar Group Ambassador Program! Check out the program details below, and learn how you can apply.
Overview:
- Gurkha Cigar Group Proposes establishing an Ambassador Program where we award 10 individual consumers across the country with an Ambassador title to go out to promote and enhance the Gurkha Brand in store and online.
Objectives:
- To enhance the Gurkha brands and increase the retail location outlets across the country; to cover the territories of our existing reps where the brand has not yet made it into brick and mortar locations.
Gurkha Promise:
- Gurkha Cigar Group will provide product and SWAG to each ambassador on a monthly basis.Gurkha will provide a territory representative to the ambassador for assistance with questions and actual sale responsibilities.
Ambassador Responsibilities:
- Gurkha expects each ambassador to visit several retail locations per month and promote the brand to owners, managers, and consumers. Gurkha expects that the ambassador will promote Gurkha throughout social media. Gurkha expects the ambassador to work with the local sales representative and marketing team in reporting new locations and opportunities for selling the brands.
Evaluation:
- Gurkha will evaluate the ambassador and continue to provide product for sampling while monitoring the coverage that the ambassador is able to make throughout his/her area and what additional outlets of sales are made.Gurkha will check your activity through your social media posts,retailer feedback and territory sales representative evaluation
Do it!!!
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #131 on: April 13, 2015, 12:35:48 PM »

Getting hungry - still need to run to Home Depot.  High of 80deg tomorrow, damn - I might melt!
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #132 on: April 13, 2015, 12:50:54 PM »

Fuk'n Workaference.  God Damn Lawyer call and that always throws a bunch of tits in the wringer.   

And I am starving!
#1. If you are starving eat something.
   #2. Why are women doing laundry topless,
         with old fashioned machinery?
Tex is an old-fashioned guy.  He even fantasizes in black and white.
Yep!  Doesn't everybody else?
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #133 on: April 13, 2015, 12:52:14 PM »

Getting hungry - still need to run to Home Depot.  High of 80deg tomorrow, damn - I might melt!
Local Hippie Joiint, Planet Sub Sandwich for me.   Sort of place the "men" wear capri pants.
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #134 on: April 13, 2015, 12:54:30 PM »

Getting hungry - still need to run to Home Depot.  High of 80deg tomorrow, damn - I might melt!
I need to get some cement board and a few bricks, so I can put the fire pit
on the deck.  the bricks are for feet.  should also ger some velcro so the humi jar
stays in the corner of the gurkha spec ops humidor.  One of the gals at the legion
likes holding it by the handle, knocking everything around inside the case.
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