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Cigar Banter => Daily Cigar Deals Discussion => Topic started by: CigarBanter on August 08, 2017, 12:00:16 AM
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It's Tuesday again! In between insults we'll occasionally discuss cigars. Join in and perhaps learn something along the way. Warning: don't proceed if you have thin skin but don't be afraid to post either... And welcome aboard!
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We be jamming! Another fucking Gurkha jam, that is. Sheesh.
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Morning Snowflakes. (Stealing TxDave's thunder).
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We be jamming! Another fucking Gurkha jam, that is. Sheesh.
Sure looks to be that way. CI just can't lay off those huuuuuggge discounts.
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CAO's (none of the good kinds) across the board at the Sister.
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Morning Snowflakes. (Stealing TxDave's thunder).
Just so somebody reminds them!
WTF are you doing up this early?
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T.S. FRANKLIN WEAKENS OVER THE INTERIOR OF THE YUCATAN PENINSULA... ...HEAVY RAINS AND FLASH FLOODING POSSIBLE ACROSS THE YUCATAN PENINSULA AND SOUTHEASTERN MEXICO...
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Morning Snowflakes. (Stealing TxDave's thunder).
Just so somebody reminds them!
WTF are you doing up this early?
Woke up about 2 am, couldn't get back to sleep, finally gave up an came in.
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Morning Snowflakes. (Stealing TxDave's thunder).
Just so somebody reminds them!
WTF are you doing up this early?
d
Woke up about 2 am, couldn't get back to sleep, finally gave up an came in.
That sux!
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Morning Snowflakes. (Stealing TxDave's thunder).
Just so somebody reminds them!
WTF are you doing up this early?
Woke up about 2 am, couldn't get back to sleep, finally gave up an came in.
Morning NoseToTheGrindStoneBean, Tex.
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Morning Snowflakes. (Stealing TxDave's thunder).
Just so somebody reminds them!
WTF are you doing up this early?
d
Woke up about 2 am, couldn't get back to sleep, finally gave up an came in.
That sux!
Yeah. Loved the zero traffic, though.
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Morning Snowflakes. (Stealing TxDave's thunder).
Just so somebody reminds them!
WTF are you doing up this early?
Woke up about 2 am, couldn't get back to sleep, finally gave up an came in.
Morning NoseToTheGrindStoneBean, Tex.
Good morning AnotherEarlyRisingDave.
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Morning Snowflakes. (Stealing TxDave's thunder).
Just so somebody reminds them!
WTF are you doing up this early?
d
Woke up about 2 am, couldn't get back to sleep, finally gave up an came in.
That sux!
Yeah. Loved the zero traffic, though.
That is why I went to work at 5:00 for so many years.
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Morning Snowflakes. (Stealing TxDave's thunder).
Just so somebody reminds them!
WTF are you doing up this early?
Woke up about 2 am, couldn't get back to sleep, finally gave up an came in.
Luckily that's a problem I don't have. ...but if I did, that isn't where I'd go!
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Morning FirstDaveBean, DaveWithoutAHome, YoungOhioDave.
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Today is Tuesday, Aug. 8, the 220th day of 2017. There are 145 days left in the year.
Today's Highlight in History:
On August 8, 1974, President Richard Nixon, facing damaging new revelations in the Watergate scandal, announced he would resign the following day.
On this date:
In 1815, Napoleon Bonaparte set sail for St. Helena to spend the remainder of his days in exile.
In 1911, President William Howard Taft signed a measure raising the number of U.S. representatives from 391 to 433, effective with the next Congress, with a proviso to add two more when New Mexico and Arizona became states.
In 1937, during the Second Sino-Japanese War, Japan completed its occupation of Beijing.
In 1942, during World War II, six Nazi saboteurs who were captured after landing in the U.S. were executed in Washington, D.C.; two others who cooperated with authorities were spared.
In 1945, President Harry S. Truman signed the U.S. instrument of ratification for the United Nations Charter. The Soviet Union declared war against Japan during World War II.
In 1953, the United States and South Korea initialed a mutual security pact.
In 1963, Britain's "Great Train Robbery" took place as thieves made off with 2.6 million pounds in banknotes.
In 1968, the Republican national convention in Miami Beach nominated Richard Nixon for president on the first ballot.
In 1973, Vice President Spiro T. Agnew branded as "damned lies" reports he had taken kickbacks from government contracts in Maryland, and vowed not to resign - which he ended up doing.
In 1992, AIDS activist Alison Gertz died in Westhampton Beach, Long Island, New York, at age 26.
In 1994, Israel and Jordan opened the first road link between the two once-warring countries.
In 2009, Sonia Sotomayor was sworn in as the U.S. Supreme Court's first Hispanic and third female justice.
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Ten years ago: Space shuttle Endeavour roared into orbit with teacher-astronaut Barbara Morgan on board. Screenwriter-director Mel Shavelson died in Studio City, California, at age 90.
Five years ago: Egyptian President Mohammed Morsi fired his intelligence chief for failing to act on an Israeli warning of an imminent attack days before militants stormed a border post in the Sinai Peninsula and killed 16 soldiers. Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh Jennings of the United States became the first three-time gold medalists in Olympic beach volleyball history, beating Jennifer Kessy and April Ross 21-16, 21-16 in the all-American final.
One year ago: A fire and power outage at a Delta Air Lines data center in Atlanta resulted in the cancellation of 2,300 flights over a four-day period. Japan's 82-year-old emperor, Akihito, expressed concern about fulfilling his duties in a public address that was remarkable for its rarity and its suggestion that he would like to abdicate. At the Rio Olympics, Ryan Murphy gave the Americans their sixth straight gold medal in the men's 100-meter backstroke, winning with a time of 51.97 seconds; Lilly King of the United States has won gold in the women's 100-meter breaststroke in 1 minute, 4.93 seconds.
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Today's Birthdays: Actor Richard Anderson is 91. Actress Nita Talbot is 87. Singer Mel Tillis is 85. Actor Dustin Hoffman is 80. Actress Connie Stevens is 79. Country singer Phil Balsley (The Statler Brothers) is 78. Actor Larry Wilcox is 70. Actor Keith Carradine is 68. Movie director Martin Brest is 66. Radio-TV personality Robin Quivers is 65. Percussionist Anton Fig is 64. Actor Donny Most is 64. Rock musician Dennis Drew (10,000 Maniacs) is 60. TV personality Deborah Norville is 59. Actor-singer Harry Crosby is 59. Rock musician The Edge (U2) is 56. Rock musician Rikki Rockett (Poison) is 56. Rapper Kool Moe Dee is 55. Rock musician Ralph Rieckermann is 55. Middle distance runner Suzy Favor Hamilton is 49. Rock singer Scott Stapp is 44. Country singer Mark Wills is 44. Actor Kohl Sudduth is 43. Rock musician Tom Linton (Jimmy Eat World) is 42. Singer JC Chasez ('N Sync) is 41. Actress Tawny Cypress is 41. Rhythm-and-blues singer Drew Lachey (lah-SHAY') (98 Degrees) is 41. Rhythm-and-blues singer Marsha Ambrosius is 40. Actress Lindsay Sloane is 40. Actress Countess Vaughn is 39. Actor Michael Urie is 37. Tennis player Roger Federer is 36. Actress Meagan Good is 36. Actress Jackie Cruz (TV: "Orange is the New Black") is 33. Britain's Princess Beatrice of York is 29. Actor Ken Baumann is 28. Pop singer Shawn Mendes is 19. Actress Bebe Wood (TV: "The Real O'Neals") is 16.
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Thought for Today: "The time to relax is when you don't have time for it." - Sydney J. Harris, American journalist (1917-1986).
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Thought for Today: "The time to relax is when you don't have time for it." - Sydney J. Harris, American journalist (1917-1986).
Got it. ::)
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Thought for Today: "The time to relax is when you don't have time for it." - Sydney J. Harris, American journalist (1917-1986).
Got it. ::)
Sheesh, Such a profound statement ::)
The time to relax is when you Fuk'n feel like it!
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Damn, Dustin Hoffman is 80?!?
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Thought for Today: "The time to relax is when you don't have time for it." - Sydney J. Harris, American journalist (1917-1986).
Got it. ::)
Sheesh, Such a profound statement ::)
The time to relax is when you Fuk'n feel like it!
Yea, Dean would say that too. Fukkin' retired folks.... ;)
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Thought for Today: "The time to relax is when you don't have time for it." - Sydney J. Harris, American journalist (1917-1986).
Got it. ::)
Sheesh, Such a profound statement ::)
The time to relax is when you Fuk'n feel like it!
Yea, Dean would say that too. Fukkin' retired folks.... ;)
Jealous Bastige ;D
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Morning Snowflakes. (Stealing TxDave's thunder).
Just so somebody reminds them!
WTF are you doing up this early?
Woke up about 2 am, couldn't get back to sleep, finally gave up an came in.
That was the perfect time to relax, morning Mark
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Damn, Dustin Hoffman is 80?!?
We'll be saying that about Tex soon, morning Dave
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Temperatures staying in the lower 80's for the rest of the week, Fine!
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Thought for Today: "The time to relax is when you don't have time for it." - Sydney J. Harris, American journalist (1917-1986).
Got it. ::)
Sheesh, Such a profound statement ::)
The time to relax is when you Fuk'n feel like it!
Yea, Dean would say that too. Fukkin' retired folks.... ;)
Jealous Bastige ;D
Yes indeed!
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Damn, Dustin Hoffman is 80?!?
We'll be saying that about Tex soon, morning Dave
Laugh all you want to but when that time comes you will be older than I am now. :)
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Thought for Today: "The time to relax is when you don't have time for it." - Sydney J. Harris, American journalist (1917-1986).
Got it. ::)
Sheesh, Such a profound statement ::)
The time to relax is when you Fuk'n feel like it!
Yea, Dean would say that too. Fukkin' retired folks.... ;)
Jealous Bastige ;D
Yes indeed!
Look at the bright side, you should be next in line around here.
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Morning Snowflakes. (Stealing TxDave's thunder).
Just so somebody reminds them!
WTF are you doing up this early?
Woke up about 2 am, couldn't get back to sleep, finally gave up an came in.
That was the perfect time to relax, morning Mark
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Thought for Today: "The time to relax is when you don't have time for it." - Sydney J. Harris, American journalist (1917-1986).
Got it. ::)
Sheesh, Such a profound statement ::)
The time to relax is when you Fuk'n feel like it!
Yea, Dean would say that too. Fukkin' retired folks.... ;)
Jealous Bastige ;D
Yes indeed!
+1
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
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good morning guys. EPC 2nd and coffee. 73° heading into 90's and steamy.
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
sometimes we don't know when to keep our mouths shut. ???
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Thought for Today: "The time to relax is when you don't have time for it." - Sydney J. Harris, American journalist (1917-1986).
Got it. ::)
Sheesh, Such a profound statement ::)
The time to relax is when you Fuk'n feel like it!
Yea, Dean would say that too. Fukkin' retired folks.... ;)
+1
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
God Bless You, we only did that because of the way things fell in place with our house and I Would Highly NOT Recommend it.
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Morning Dean
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
How many times have we told you not to share banter conversations with the outside world....and wardens most of all!
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
How many times have we told you not to share banter conversations with the outside world....and wardens most of all!
LOL, Indeed!
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
Tell her that with the cost of temporary housing that she will have to give up one or two of her big projects in the new house...like say crown molding in the bathroom. That will get her to rethink.
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
God Bless You, we only did that because of the way things fell in place with our house and I Would Highly NOT Recommend it.
FYI: My warden would now highly recommend AGAINST IT too!
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Thought for Today: "The time to relax is when you don't have time for it." - Sydney J. Harris, American journalist (1917-1986).
Got it. ::)
Sheesh, Such a profound statement ::)
The time to relax is when you Fuk'n feel like it!
Yea, Dean would say that too. Fukkin' retired folks.... ;)
+1
Morning TriangulatingDean.
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
Tell her that with the cost of temporary housing that she will have to give up one or two of her big projects in the new house...like say crown molding in the bathroom. That will get her to rethink.
Man Up and Just tell her hell no.
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Breakfast time
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
God Bless You, we only did that because of the way things fell in place with our house and I Would Highly NOT Recommend it.
FYI: My warden would now highly recommend AGAINST IT too!
Are you going to do it again in SC or are you going to wait in Texas for all the painting/carpeting etc. to be completed?
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
Tell her that with the cost of temporary housing that she will have to give up one or two of her big projects in the new house...like say crown molding in the bathroom. That will get her to rethink.
Man Up and Just tell her hell no.
I think once I present her with the costs math she will reconsider. Fall back response will be Hell No.
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
Tell her that with the cost of temporary housing that she will have to give up one or two of her big projects in the new house...like say crown molding in the bathroom. That will get her to rethink.
Pretty sure she's already given up on the crown molding.
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Hello, friends.
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
Tell her that with the cost of temporary housing that she will have to give up one or two of her big projects in the new house...like say crown molding in the bathroom. That will get her to rethink.
Man Up and Just tell her hell no.
I think once I present her with the costs math she will reconsider. Fall back response will be Hell No.
You're thinking if you present her with a logical argument, she'll agree with you? Man, you really ARE sleep deprived today.
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
sometimes we don't know when to keep our mouths shut. ???
Ain't that the truth. Here I was trying to relate a "glad we don't have to do that" story, and it bit me in the azz.
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Hello, friends.
Morning, TourGuideTony.
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
Tell her that with the cost of temporary housing that she will have to give up one or two of her big projects in the new house...like say crown molding in the bathroom. That will get her to rethink.
Man Up and Just tell her hell no.
I think once I present her with the costs math she will reconsider. Fall back response will be Hell No.
You're thinking if you present her with a logical argument, she'll agree with you? Man, you really ARE sleep deprived today.
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
sometimes we don't know when to keep our mouths shut. ???
Story of my life.
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
Tell her that with the cost of temporary housing that she will have to give up one or two of her big projects in the new house...like say crown molding in the bathroom. That will get her to rethink.
Pretty sure she's already given up on the crown molding.
You can't give up what you never had
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
Tell her that with the cost of temporary housing that she will have to give up one or two of her big projects in the new house...like say crown molding in the bathroom. That will get her to rethink.
Pretty sure she's already given up on the crown molding.
You can't give up what you never had
By now that's well buried in the pile of what-might-have-beens.
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Since I wasn't gonna buy anything anyway, I'm not minding the Gurkha jam. In a way, it's like Flip is here.
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
Tell her that with the cost of temporary housing that she will have to give up one or two of her big projects in the new house...like say crown molding in the bathroom. That will get her to rethink.
Pretty sure she's already given up on the crown molding.
You can't give up what you never had
By now that's well buried in the pile of what-might-have-beens.
You mean, pile of things that are being stored for a future argument and she'll bitch about later?
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
sometimes we don't know when to keep our mouths shut. ???
Ain't that the truth. Here I was trying to relate a "glad we don't have to do that" story, and it bit me in the azz.
Let no good deed (or thought) go unpunished.
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
Tell her that with the cost of temporary housing that she will have to give up one or two of her big projects in the new house...like say crown molding in the bathroom. That will get her to rethink.
Pretty sure she's already given up on the crown molding.
You can't give up what you never had
By now that's well buried in the pile of what-might-have-beens.
You mean, pile of things that are being stored for a future argument and she'll bitch about later?
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
sometimes we don't know when to keep our mouths shut. ???
Story of my life.
No comment. :-X
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
sometimes we don't know when to keep our mouths shut. ???
Story of my life.
No comment. :-X
And yet, it felt very judgemental.
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Going shopping today Tony?
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taking the lady for an MRI at 9am, she gets claustrophobic and ends up in panic attacts. just waiting for her to show.
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
sometimes we don't know when to keep our mouths shut. ???
Story of my life.
No comment. :-X
And yet, it felt very judgemental. 
;) Morning Mr. Mayor.
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taking the lady for an MRI at 9am, she gets claustrophobic and ends up in panic attacts. just waiting for her to show.
You should lay off of the Dutch ovens then.
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
God Bless You, we only did that because of the way things fell in place with our house and I Would Highly NOT Recommend it.
FYI: My warden would now highly recommend AGAINST IT too!
Are you going to do it again in SC or are you going to wait in Texas for all the painting/carpeting etc. to be completed?
Not exactly either, we are going to SC in early September where we have a fully furnished vacation condo rented for a month, 1/4 the price of staying here. Leaving remaining things in storage here and will move them after the condo is ready. The things already (furniture and kitchen stuff mostly ) in SC storage will go to the condo as soon as it is ready. No way in hell we are having work done on that condo without being there to oversee it.
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Going shopping today Tony?
It might have to wait until Thursday, but it's not completely off the table.
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taking the lady for an MRI at 9am, she gets claustrophobic and ends up in panic attacts. just waiting for her to show.
My wife too. It's the crazy taking over.
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taking the lady for an MRI at 9am, she gets claustrophobic and ends up in panic attacts. just waiting for her to show.
Closed MRI's can certainly cause that but they make preventive drugs for it too, or there is the open MRI option, not as good of an image but usually satisfactory.
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Going shopping today Tony?
It might have to wait until Thursday, but it's not completely off the table.
::)
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
sometimes we don't know when to keep our mouths shut. ???
Story of my life.
No comment. :-X
And yet, it felt very judgemental. 
;) Morning Mr. Mayor.
I have a feeling that it will be a good morning indeed.
Are you off from work these two weeks? #Staycation
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Morning NoWheelsMayor
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Morning NoWheelsMayor
Good morning, TXDave. Speaking of wheels, are you leaving any behind in Texas?
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Morning NoWheelsMayor
Good morning, TXDave. Speaking of wheels, are you leaving any behind in Texas?
Nope, warden getting a new ride after we get there but taking what we got.
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
Tell her that with the cost of temporary housing that she will have to give up one or two of her big projects in the new house...like say crown molding in the bathroom. That will get her to rethink.
Pretty sure she's already given up on the crown molding.
You can't give up what you never had
By now that's well buried inventoried in the pile of what-might should-have-beens.
You mean, pile of things that are being stored for a future argument and she'll bitch about later?
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Yeah, let me amend my post to reflect that.
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taking the lady for an MRI at 9am, she gets claustrophobic and ends up in panic attacts. just waiting for her to show.
My wife too. It's the crazy taking over.
I could say just wait, but don't want to bring you down... :-\
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Busy day for me, take the Magnum Dog for his checkup and shots, lunch, grocery store, cigar store for some lighter fuel and got to squeeze a nap in there somewhere.
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
Tell her that with the cost of temporary housing that she will have to give up one or two of her big projects in the new house...like say crown molding in the bathroom. That will get her to rethink.
Pretty sure she's already given up on the crown molding.
You can't give up what you never had
By now that's well buried inventoried in the pile of what-might should-have-beens.
You mean, pile of things that are being stored for a future argument and she'll bitch about later?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/8VrtCswiLDNnO/giphy.gif)
Yeah, let me amend my post to reflect that.
Hopefully you learned to just nix terrible ideas right up front!
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@TxDave. I told the warden about you guys selling your house and living in temp housing until the move east. She loves the idea and wants to sell our house in the spring whether the new place is ready or not. That way we get to store schitt and move twice, too. FML.
sometimes we don't know when to keep our mouths shut. ???
Story of my life.
No comment. :-X
And yet, it felt very judgemental. 
;) Morning Mr. Mayor.
I have a feeling that it will be a good morning indeed.
Are you off from work these two weeks? #Staycation
? Nope plugging along in the office. Why would I want to spend me time relaxing...?
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Busy day for me, take the Magnum Dog for his checkup and shots, lunch, grocery store, cigar store for some lighter fuel and got to squeeze a nap in there somewhere.
Yeah, real busy. I just realized it's Tuesday. GFY!
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Busy day for me, take the Magnum Dog for his checkup and shots, lunch, grocery store, cigar store for some lighter fuel and got to squeeze a nap in there somewhere.
Yeah, real busy. I just realized it's Tuesday. GFY!
Just for that I will take two naps today.
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Time to walk the dogs.
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taking the lady for an MRI at 9am, she gets claustrophobic and ends up in panic attacts. just waiting for her to show.
You're not supposed to bang her in there
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Busy day for me, take the Magnum Dog for his checkup and shots, lunch, grocery store, cigar store for some lighter fuel and got to squeeze a nap in there somewhere.
Just not while you're on 35.
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taking the lady for an MRI at 9am, she gets claustrophobic and ends up in panic attacts. just waiting for her to show.
You're not supposed to bang her in there
You may as well tell a fish not to swim.
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taking the lady for an MRI at 9am, she gets claustrophobic and ends up in panic attacts. just waiting for her to show.
You're not supposed to bang her in there
You may as well tell a fish not to swim.
Right, that jack-hammering sound you hear in there isn't the machine
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Busy day for me, take the Magnum Dog for his checkup and shots, lunch, grocery store, cigar store for some lighter fuel and got to squeeze a nap in there somewhere.
Just not while you're on 35.
I don't go there as a general rule
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taking the lady for an MRI at 9am, she gets claustrophobic and ends up in panic attacts. just waiting for her to show.
You're not supposed to bang her in there
You may as well tell a fish not to swim.
Right, that jack-hammering sound you hear in there isn't the machine
I have had a couple of 30-45 minute MRI's on my neck and if Dean can keep up with that jackhammer sound rate then more power to him!
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Jack hammering lull?
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Jack hammering lull?
Non-retirement lull.
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Jack hammering lull?
Non-retirement lull.
::)
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Jack hammering lull?
Non-retirement lull.
Hey, don't underestimate how busy RecentlyRetiredDave is. He has a couple errands to run PLUS lunch and a nap.
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Jack hammering lull?
Non-retirement lull.
Hey, don't underestimate how busy RecentlyRetiredDave is. He has a couple errands to run PLUS lunch and a nap.
Thank You Bean, so many folks just don't realize that and try to insult us old people.
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Time to take the dog to the vet while you Snowflakes lullaby.
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Morning, muchachos.
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Morning, muchachos.
Hi and bye, Bret, off to a meeting.
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taking the lady for an MRI at 9am, she gets claustrophobic and ends up in panic attacts. just waiting for her to show.
You're not supposed to bang her in there
I'll tell you what, when that sucker is running, it does sound like banging....but more like hammer on metal.
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Morning, muchachos.
Hi Raz, bye Bean.
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Jack hammering lull?
Non-retirement lull.
Hey, don't underestimate how busy RecentlyRetiredDave is. He has a couple errands to run PLUS lunch and a nap.
[two naps]
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Morning, muchachos.
Hi and bye, Bret, off to a meeting.
Is this an HR one or did your Gender and Cultural Equity VP have an issue?
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Good Morning RevRaz.
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9:30 appointment, still waiting. told her to rescheduel but nooooo. she just wants to get it over with. I refuse to wait more more than 15 minutes before I walk out.
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Morning, muchachos.
Hi Raz, bye Bean.
Morning, Golf.
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Good Morning RevRaz.
Morning, Dave.
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Holts Flash sale....leftover Room 101 Uncle Lee, box of 10/39.99, Daruma Gold Monstro (5 x 60) box of 20/$69.95.
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Hmmm....thinking either a TrentonBurger or PorkRoll, egg and cheese for lunch today.
I'll decide during the walk to the deli.
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Hmmm....thinking either a TrentonBurger or PorkRoll, egg and cheese for lunch today.
I'll decide during the walk to the deli.
Trying to decide on lunch myself while waiting on the dog. Brisket sounds mighty good
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I'm starving too. Salad today?
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Yum, pork roll bro!
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Yum, pork roll bro!
Soup and salad here. Not so yum.
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Yum, pork roll bro!
A fine choice for any meal.
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Yum, pork roll bro!
Soup and salad here. Not so yum.
think we'll make up for that at the herf next week.
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Lunchtime page 8 lull...
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Yum, pork roll bro!
Soup and salad here. Not so yum.
think we'll make up for that at the herf next week.
No salads?
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Haven't heard from Ogie in forever.
Hope he's taking advantage of the Tatuaje sale at SBC.
Or the nice Illusione Sampler #2 they offer.
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Yum, pork roll bro!
Soup and salad here. Not so yum.
think we'll make up for that at the herf next week.
No salads?
I'll check. You might have to brown bag one in.
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Yum, pork roll bro!
Soup and salad here. Not so yum.
think we'll make up for that at the herf next week.
No salads?
I'll check. You might have to brown bag one in.
All joking aside, I think I bought a salad from Alfonso's last time. But I was only kidding about sticking to the diet.
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Yum, pork roll bro!
Soup and salad here. Not so yum.
think we'll make up for that at the herf next week.
No salads?
I'll check. You might have to brown bag one in.
All joking aside, I think I bought a salad from Alfonso's last time. But I was only kidding about sticking to the diet.
Atta boy.
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Yum, pork roll bro!
Soup and salad here. Not so yum.
think we'll make up for that at the herf next week.
No salads?
I'll check. You might have to brown bag one in.
All joking aside, I think I bought a salad from Alfonso's last time. But I was only kidding about sticking to the diet.
We'll probably be getting together at John's house, so Alfonso's will be a little out of the way. You'd do 78 west then 31 south.
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Yum, pork roll bro!
Soup and salad here. Not so yum.
think we'll make up for that at the herf next week.
No salads?
I'll check. You might have to brown bag one in.
All joking aside, I think I bought a salad from Alfonso's last time. But I was only kidding about sticking to the diet.
Atta boy.
I stopped losing weight a few weeks back. Maybe this'll shake up the plateau.
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It's about that time - hazzuh!
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It's about that time - hazzuh!
GFY!
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GFY lull?
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All chores complete except a short nap before cigar and
spirits elixir time.
Magnum dog got a good report on his checkup.
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All chores complete except a short nap before cigar and spirits elixir time.
Please see previous 2 posts...
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Haven't heard from Ogie in forever.
Hope he's taking advantage of the Tatuaje sale at SBC.
Or the nice Illusione Sampler #2 they offer.
SBC mother fooker's trying to copy CI? Bastiges changed their log in making me start over so fuk-um
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All chores complete except a short nap before cigar and spirits elixir time.
Please see previous 2 posts...
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All chores complete except a short nap before cigar and spirits elixir time.
Please see previous 2 posts...
Why should we start now?
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Haven't heard from Ogie in forever.
Hope he's taking advantage of the Tatuaje sale at SBC.
Or the nice Illusione Sampler #2 they offer.
SBC mother fooker's trying to copy CI? Bastiges changed their log in making me start over so fuk-um
Maybe you forgot your password?? ???
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GFY lull?
Raz was doing so well on his PW practicing a couple of weeks ago....must have sprained something.
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Haven't heard from Ogie in forever.
Hope he's taking advantage of the Tatuaje sale at SBC.
Or the nice Illusione Sampler #2 they offer.
SBC mother fooker's trying to copy CI? Bastiges changed their log in making me start over so fuk-um
Damn, I better rethink the forced login/password change I was going to implement.
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Haven't heard from Ogie in forever.
Hope he's taking advantage of the Tatuaje sale at SBC.
Or the nice Illusione Sampler #2 they offer.
SBC mother fooker's trying to copy CI? Bastiges changed their log in making me start over so fuk-um
Damn, I better rethink the forced login/password change I was going to implement.
I just had to slog through a new travel plan site and ADP for vacation request. I don't want any more change either.
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GFY lull?
Raz was doing so well on his PW practicing a couple of weeks ago....must have sprained something.
By the way, that's my favorite lighthouse you have there in your avitar.
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Besides, what's the hurry in change on the Banter site?
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Besides, what's the hurry in change on the Banter site?
None.
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GFY lull?
Raz was doing so well on his PW practicing a couple of weeks ago....must have sprained something.
By the way, that's my favorite lighthouse you have there in your avitar.
And which one is that Tony?
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Haven't heard from Ogie in forever.
Hope he's taking advantage of the Tatuaje sale at SBC.
Or the nice Illusione Sampler #2 they offer.
SBC mother fooker's trying to copy CI? Bastiges changed their log in making me start over so fuk-um
Damn, I better rethink the forced login/password change I was going to implement.
I just had to slog through a new travel plan site and ADP for vacation request. I don't want any more change either.
You should try my travel site. Works great. www.southwest.com (http://www.southwest.com)
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Haven't heard from Ogie in forever.
Hope he's taking advantage of the Tatuaje sale at SBC.
Or the nice Illusione Sampler #2 they offer.
SBC mother fooker's trying to copy CI? Bastiges changed their log in making me start over so fuk-um
Damn, I better rethink the forced login/password change I was going to implement.
I just had to slog through a new travel plan site and ADP for vacation request. I don't want any more change either.
You should try my travel site. Works great. www.southwest.com (http://www.southwest.com)
GFY!Airlines.com
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GFY lull?
Raz was doing so well on his PW practicing a couple of weeks ago....must have sprained something.
Be careful what you ask for!
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Haven't heard from Ogie in forever.
Hope he's taking advantage of the Tatuaje sale at SBC.
Or the nice Illusione Sampler #2 they offer.
SBC mother fooker's trying to copy CI? Bastiges changed their log in making me start over so fuk-um
Damn, I better rethink the forced login/password change I was going to implement.
Old people don't deal with that chit, they just find a new supplier.
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Haven't heard from Ogie in forever.
Hope he's taking advantage of the Tatuaje sale at SBC.
Or the nice Illusione Sampler #2 they offer.
SBC mother fooker's trying to copy CI? Bastiges changed their log in making me start over so fuk-um
Damn, I better rethink the forced login/password change I was going to implement.
Old people don't deal with that chit, they just find a new supplier.
OldCodgerBanter.com?
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Haven't heard from Ogie in forever.
Hope he's taking advantage of the Tatuaje sale at SBC.
Or the nice Illusione Sampler #2 they offer.
SBC mother fooker's trying to copy CI? Bastiges changed their log in making me start over so fuk-um
Damn, I better rethink the forced login/password change I was going to implement.
I just had to slog through a new travel plan site and ADP for vacation request. I don't want any more change either.
You should try my travel site. Works great. www.southwest.com (http://www.southwest.com)
Yeah and it offers guaranteed next day arrivals
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Yum, pork roll bro!
Soup and salad here. Not so yum.
think we'll make up for that at the herf next week.
No salads?
I'll check. You might have to brown bag one in.
All joking aside, I think I bought a salad from Alfonso's last time. But I was only kidding about sticking to the diet.
Atta boy.
I stopped losing started gaining weight a few weeks years back. Maybe this'll shake up the plateau.
Corrected it
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All chores complete except a short nap before cigar and spirits elixir time.
Magnum dog got a good report on his checkup.
Nap completed so must be Drink'n and smok'n time
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Haven't heard from Ogie in forever.
Hope he's taking advantage of the Tatuaje sale at SBC.
Or the nice Illusione Sampler #2 they offer.
SBC mother fooker's trying to copy CI? Bastiges changed their log in making me start over so fuk-um
Maybe you forgot your password??
** SBC 2.0 TIME TO RESET YOUR PASSWORD **
SmallBatchCigar has moved platforms! If this is your first time logging into the new website please click on "Forgot password". You will be emailed a temporary password. If you have trouble resetting your password please email me at andrew@smallbatchcigar.com
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GFY lull?
Raz was doing so well on his PW practicing a couple of weeks ago....must have sprained something.
By the way, that's my favorite lighthouse you have there in your avitar.
And which one is that Tony?
This one. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/793cf431d510c28ea5df4789eab079e8.jpg)
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Country Music Legend Glen Campbell Dies at 81
Country legend Glen Campbell, whose crossover hits “Gentle on My Mind,” “By the Time I Get to Phoenix” and “Rhinestone Cowboy” forged a lasting bridge between country and pop music, died Tuesday. He was 81.
In 2011, Campbell announced he had been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s disease and mounted a well-publicized farewell tour. His official Twitter posted the news.
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Haven't heard from Ogie in forever.
Hope he's taking advantage of the Tatuaje sale at SBC.
Or the nice Illusione Sampler #2 they offer.
SBC mother fooker's trying to copy CI? Bastiges changed their log in making me start over so fuk-um
Damn, I better rethink the forced login/password change I was going to implement.
I just had to slog through a new travel plan site and ADP for vacation request. I don't want any more change either.
You should try my travel site. Works great. www.southwest.com (http://www.southwest.com)
GFY!Airlines.com
That seems redundant. Hiya, Mikey. How's the wing?
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Yum, pork roll bro!
Soup and salad here. Not so yum.
think we'll make up for that at the herf next week.
No salads?
I'll check. You might have to brown bag one in.
All joking aside, I think I bought a salad from Alfonso's last time. But I was only kidding about sticking to the diet.
Atta boy.
I stopped losing started gaining weight a few weeks years back. Maybe this'll shake up the plateau.
Corrected it
There should be a statute of limitations on corrections.
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Country Music Legend Glen Campbell Dies at 81
Country legend Glen Campbell, whose crossover hits “Gentle on My Mind,” “By the Time I Get to Phoenix” and “Rhinestone Cowboy” forged a lasting bridge between country and pop music, died Tuesday. He was 81.
In 2011, Campbell announced he had been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s disease and mounted a well-publicized farewell tour. His official Twitter posted the news.
Ahhh, that's sad. RIP Glen.
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Yum, pork roll bro!
Soup and salad here. Not so yum.
think we'll make up for that at the herf next week.
No salads?
I'll check. You might have to brown bag one in.
All joking aside, I think I bought a salad from Alfonso's last time. But I was only kidding about sticking to the diet.
Atta boy.
I stopped losing started gaining weight a few weeks years back. Maybe this'll shake up the plateau.
Corrected it
There should be a statute of limitations on corrections. 
Been taking care of my chores and had to catch up!
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Yum, pork roll bro!
Soup and salad here. Not so yum.
think we'll make up for that at the herf next week.
No salads?
I'll check. You might have to brown bag one in.
All joking aside, I think I bought a salad from Alfonso's last time. But I was only kidding about sticking to the diet.
Atta boy.
I stopped losing started gaining weight a few weeks years back. Maybe this'll shake up the plateau.
Corrected it
There should be a statute of limitations on corrections. 
Been taking care of my chores and had to catch up!
Lucky for you, catching up is easy around here.
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Guess I will select a smoke and move out by the pool that I don't have to maintain.
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Guess I will select a smoke and move out by the pool that I don't have to maintain.
I'm about to light up an Amazon Basin Fuma Em Corda. I've already smoked another one and it's decent but I don't like them as much as the regular Basin (and I'm not referring to the originals).
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Guess I will select a smoke and move out by the pool that I don't have to maintain.
I'm about to light up an Amazon Basin Fuma Em Corda. I've already smoked another one and it's decent but I don't like them as much as the regular Basin (and I'm not referring to the originals).
Mi Amor Reserva and a Pacifico beer
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Bought me a new blow torch lighter today for $10, works nice
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Now the dumb Dick snowflakes are mad because the people who worked all their lives will not sell their houses to them just because they want one. FMTT's
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-08-08/baby-boomers-who-won-t-sell-are-dominating-the-housing-market
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All day Gurkha Jamming sure makes for some real excitement
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Haven't heard from Ogie in forever.
Hope he's taking advantage of the Tatuaje sale at SBC.
Or the nice Illusione Sampler #2 they offer.
SBC mother fooker's trying to copy CI? Bastiges changed their log in making me start over so fuk-um
Damn, I better rethink the forced login/password change I was going to implement.
I just had to slog through a new travel plan site and ADP for vacation request. I don't want any more change either.
You should try my travel site. Works great. www.southwest.com (http://www.southwest.com)
HR and Travel Department policy....not allowed to.
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Haven't heard from Ogie in forever.
Hope he's taking advantage of the Tatuaje sale at SBC.
Or the nice Illusione Sampler #2 they offer.
SBC mother fooker's trying to copy CI? Bastiges changed their log in making me start over so fuk-um
Damn, I better rethink the forced login/password change I was going to implement.
I just had to slog through a new travel plan site and ADP for vacation request. I don't want any more change either.
You should try my travel site. Works great. www.southwest.com (http://www.southwest.com)
HR and Travel Department policy....not allowed to.
In the Swamp we had to use a ripoff minority contractor for travel and they charged us ridiculous fees then tickets were 50-100% more than advanced fares unless Travellin in or out of Dulles.
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Spaghetti and Meatballs cooking on the induction hot plate.
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Guess I will select a smoke and move out by the pool that I don't have to maintain.
I'm about to light up an Amazon Basin Fuma Em Corda. I've already smoked another one and it's decent but I don't like them as much as the regular Basin (and I'm not referring to the originals).
Definitely construction issues with these cigars. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/401f6c2f918e885881b5e5d5bffd4029.jpg)
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Guess I will select a smoke and move out by the pool that I don't have to maintain.
I'm about to light up an Amazon Basin Fuma Em Corda. I've already smoked another one and it's decent but I don't like them as much as the regular Basin (and I'm not referring to the originals).
Definitely construction issues with these cigars. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/401f6c2f918e885881b5e5d5bffd4029.jpg)
Sure enough is with that one anyway
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Spaghetti and Meatballs cooking on the induction hot plate.
Turned out right good!
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Spaghetti and Meatballs cooking on the induction hot plate.
Turned out right good!
Guess who's starving again?
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Guess I will select a smoke and move out by the pool that I don't have to maintain.
I'm about to light up an Amazon Basin Fuma Em Corda. I've already smoked another one and it's decent but I don't like them as much as the regular Basin (and I'm not referring to the originals).
Definitely construction issues with these cigars. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/401f6c2f918e885881b5e5d5bffd4029.jpg)
Sure enough is with that one anyway
The first one I smoked was like that too.
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Guess I will select a smoke and move out by the pool that I don't have to maintain.
I'm about to light up an Amazon Basin Fuma Em Corda. I've already smoked another one and it's decent but I don't like them as much as the regular Basin (and I'm not referring to the originals).
Definitely construction issues with these cigars. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/401f6c2f918e885881b5e5d5bffd4029.jpg)
Sure enough is with that one anyway
The first one I smoked was like that too.
Better stick with the regular ones, have smoked several and no major problems.
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Guess I will select a smoke and move out by the pool that I don't have to maintain.
I'm about to light up an Amazon Basin Fuma Em Corda. I've already smoked another one and it's decent but I don't like them as much as the regular Basin (and I'm not referring to the originals).
Definitely construction issues with these cigars. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/401f6c2f918e885881b5e5d5bffd4029.jpg)
Sure enough is with that one anyway
The first one I smoked was like that too.
Better stick with the regular ones, have smoked several and no major problems.
Love the regular ones and still have a bunch. Won't buy more Fuma Em Corda.
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Guess I will select a smoke and move out by the pool that I don't have to maintain.
I'm about to light up an Amazon Basin Fuma Em Corda. I've already smoked another one and it's decent but I don't like them as much as the regular Basin (and I'm not referring to the originals).
Definitely construction issues with these cigars. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/401f6c2f918e885881b5e5d5bffd4029.jpg)
Sure enough is with that one anyway
The first one I smoked was like that too.
Better stick with the regular ones, have smoked several and no major problems.
Love the regular ones and still have a bunch. Won't buy more of these.
There is a new version of them coming real soon if not already out called the Amazon Anaconda. Looking forward to trying them.
I have a full box left of the regular Basins.
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GFY lull?
Raz was doing so well on his PW practicing a couple of weeks ago....must have sprained something.
Yeah, new projects at work make postwhorin' difficult.
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GFY lull?
Raz was doing so well on his PW practicing a couple of weeks ago....must have sprained something.
Be careful what you ask for!
Yeah, useless drivel is CarTex's domain. He resents when others do it.
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GFY lull?
Raz was doing so well on his PW practicing a couple of weeks ago....must have sprained something.
By the way, that's my favorite lighthouse you have there in your avitar.
And which one is that Tony?
This one. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/793cf431d510c28ea5df4789eab079e8.jpg)
She seems nice.
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Country Music Legend Glen Campbell Dies at 81
Country legend Glen Campbell, whose crossover hits “Gentle on My Mind,” “By the Time I Get to Phoenix” and “Rhinestone Cowboy” forged a lasting bridge between country and pop music, died Tuesday. He was 81.
In 2011, Campbell announced he had been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s disease and mounted a well-publicized farewell tour. His official Twitter posted the news.
Damned shame. That boy could play.
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GFY lull?
Raz was doing so well on his PW practicing a couple of weeks ago....must have sprained something.
By the way, that's my favorite lighthouse you have there in your avitar.
And which one is that Tony?
This one. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/793cf431d510c28ea5df4789eab079e8.jpg)
She seems nice.
Nice lighthouse too.
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GFY lull?
Raz was doing so well on his PW practicing a couple of weeks ago....must have sprained something.
By the way, that's my favorite lighthouse you have there in your avitar.
And which one is that Tony?
This one. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/793cf431d510c28ea5df4789eab079e8.jpg)
She seems nice.
Nice lighthouse too.
There's a lighthouse?
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GFY lull?
Raz was doing so well on his PW practicing a couple of weeks ago....must have sprained something.
By the way, that's my favorite lighthouse you have there in your avitar.
And which one is that Tony?
This one. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/793cf431d510c28ea5df4789eab079e8.jpg)
She seems nice.
Nice lighthouse too.
There's a lighthouse?
A purdy barber pole one.