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Re: Election Day! - 11/8/2016
« Reply #150 on: November 08, 2016, 02:43:27 PM »



good voter turn out in my area. very long lines. never experienced waiting to vote in 46 years as I did this morning. could almost smoke a cigar waiting if it was allowed.
Carry your pistol, sure, smoking, no.
I guess guns are safer than cigars.
Can't carry to the voting booths in TX.
Voting booths?  My voting booth is a mailbox.  Of course, I committed a Federal felony by driving up to the box in front of the Post Office while wearing a pistol.  Oopsie.

Morning, muchachos.  Decided to take a day off and watch this shitshow unfold from the comfort of my recliner.
You are a glutton for punishment.
sadistic for sure.
Well, I'm actually going to make it kind of a Dean/Tex kind of day.  Glorious weather, so I'm gonna put the Explorer in the shop to have the heater fixed, wash the Harley and take it for a spin, open a Roth IRA, buy a pressure washer, make a couple of runs to the landfill, order some more Cuban cigars.  Then I'll start drinking and watching the shitshow.
you wore me out reading this.
Please, this is what you do before you nail the redhead for the first time.
well kind of. I have to plan do nothing days with the redhead, she really wears me out. I usually need a day or two to recover.
"Gonna need a shot of vitamin E
By the time she's finished with me..."

(Rod Stewart)
HOT LEGS...
I just went back and looked at the lyrics to that song. Never really pondered them before. They're a bit disturbing.
Like Dire Straits' "Money for Nothing", and the verse about the faggot that rarely gets played on the radio.

That's different. In the NYC area they play the lyrics in full. Knopfler isn't homophobic, he's being ironic. Actually, Sting wrote that line and it was something he overheard appliance delivery guys saying.

I'm not so sure about Stewart's intentions though.
That's really interesting ???
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Re: Election Day! - 11/8/2016
« Reply #151 on: November 08, 2016, 02:49:37 PM »

CNN's 11 critical counties, and Ohio has 2 of them, including my own. Think I'll start on the rum as soon as I get home.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/07/politics/cuyahoga-ohio-critical-counties/index.html
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Re: Election Day! - 11/8/2016
« Reply #152 on: November 08, 2016, 02:56:53 PM »

Hazzuh!
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Re: Election Day! - 11/8/2016
« Reply #153 on: November 08, 2016, 03:24:40 PM »

Think I will head home before the promised ISIS attacks start.
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Re: Election Day! - 11/8/2016
« Reply #154 on: November 08, 2016, 04:02:26 PM »

CNN's 11 critical counties, and Ohio has 2 of them, including my own. Think I'll start on the rum as soon as I get home.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/07/politics/cuyahoga-ohio-critical-counties/index.html
Rum sounds like a fine idea.
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Re: Election Day! - 11/8/2016
« Reply #155 on: November 08, 2016, 04:02:53 PM »

Think I will head home before the promised ISIS attacks start.
why, are you unarmed today?
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« Reply #156 on: November 08, 2016, 04:31:23 PM »

Think I will head home before the promised ISIS attacks start.
why, are you unarmed today?
Because I can't carry at work, but once I am in my car I am.
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Re: Election Day! - 11/8/2016
« Reply #157 on: November 08, 2016, 04:32:19 PM »

DOW  +73 @ 18,332
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Re: Election Day! - 11/8/2016
« Reply #158 on: November 08, 2016, 05:34:53 PM »

carrots, celery, onions, and potatoes ready for dinner tomorrow. pot roast at 5:30, no golf.
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Re: Election Day! - 11/8/2016
« Reply #159 on: November 08, 2016, 05:39:55 PM »

carrots, celery, onions, and potatoes ready for dinner tomorrow. pot roast at 5:30, no golf.
Yum
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Re: Election Day! - 11/8/2016
« Reply #160 on: November 08, 2016, 05:44:02 PM »

carrots, celery, onions, and potatoes ready for dinner tomorrow. pot roast at 5:30, no golf.
But it's Wednesday!
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Re: Election Day! - 11/8/2016
« Reply #161 on: November 08, 2016, 05:56:24 PM »

carrots, celery, onions, and potatoes ready for dinner tomorrow. pot roast at 5:30, no golf.
But it's Wednesday!
I thought it was Tuesday ???
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Re: Election Day! - 11/8/2016
« Reply #162 on: November 08, 2016, 05:57:23 PM »

carrots, celery, onions, and potatoes ready for dinner tomorrow. pot roast at 5:30, no golf.
But it's Wednesday!
I thought it was Tuesday ???
It is, but he's talking about tomorrow. Keep up, old man.
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Re: Election Day! - 11/8/2016
« Reply #163 on: November 08, 2016, 06:04:44 PM »

carrots, celery, onions, and potatoes ready for dinner tomorrow. pot roast at 5:30, no golf.
But it's Wednesday!
I thought it was Tuesday ???
It is, but he's talking about tomorrow. Keep up, old man.
Not so easy for those of us that work.
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Re: Election Day! - 11/8/2016
« Reply #164 on: November 08, 2016, 06:28:46 PM »

carrots, celery, onions, and potatoes ready for dinner tomorrow. pot roast at 5:30, no golf.
But it's Wednesday!
I thought it was Tuesday ???
It is, but he's talking about tomorrow. Keep up, old man.
Not so easy for those of us that work.
You've worked less days in 2016 than I have. Find a different excuse.
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