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[razgueado]

I had a sucky salad for lunch. Should be starving in about an hour.

Just don't start running around laying little round rabbit turds.

Why not?

Some Raz type might shoot you for dinner that's why!

I've never managed to shoot a rabbit.  I've trapped some, dispatched them with a knife, skinned, and roasted them, and I've instructed some youngsters in those arts - a grotesque task, to be sure - but I've never managed to shoot one the seven or eight times I've tried.

Well, you probably never crossed a rabbit to shoot at the size of Tony

And I expect Tony's somewhat slower than most rabbits.  But he's also less appetizing. 

No, I haven't encountered any rabbits Tony's size while hunting.  I have encountered some Tony-sized rabbits while in the grips of various controlled substances, but not while hunting.

[A Friend of Charlie]

I had a sucky salad for lunch. Should be starving in about an hour.

Just don't start running around laying little round rabbit turds.

Why not?

Some Raz type might shoot you for dinner that's why!

I've never managed to shoot a rabbit.  I've trapped some, dispatched them with a knife, skinned, and roasted them, and I've instructed some youngsters in those arts - a grotesque task, to be sure - but I've never managed to shoot one the seven or eight times I've tried.

Well, you probably never crossed a rabbit to shoot at the size of Tony

I'm an easy target.

[A Friend of Charlie]

I had a sucky salad for lunch. Should be starving in about an hour.

Just don't start running around laying little round rabbit turds.

Why not?

Some Raz type might shoot you for dinner that's why!

I've never managed to shoot a rabbit.  I've trapped some, dispatched them with a knife, skinned, and roasted them, and I've instructed some youngsters in those arts - a grotesque task, to be sure - but I've never managed to shoot one the seven or eight times I've tried.

Well, you probably never crossed a rabbit to shoot at the size of Tony

And I expect Tony's somewhat slower than most rabbits.  But he's also less appetizing. 

No, I haven't encountered any rabbits Tony's size while hunting.  I have encountered some Tony-sized rabbits while in the grips of various controlled substances, but not while hunting.

This is some Alice In Wonderland shit.

[razgueado]

I had a sucky salad for lunch. Should be starving in about an hour.

Just don't start running around laying little round rabbit turds.

Why not?

Some Raz type might shoot you for dinner that's why!

I've never managed to shoot a rabbit.  I've trapped some, dispatched them with a knife, skinned, and roasted them, and I've instructed some youngsters in those arts - a grotesque task, to be sure - but I've never managed to shoot one the seven or eight times I've tried.

Well, you probably never crossed a rabbit to shoot at the size of Tony

And I expect Tony's somewhat slower than most rabbits.  But he's also less appetizing. 

No, I haven't encountered any rabbits Tony's size while hunting.  I have encountered some Tony-sized rabbits while in the grips of various controlled substances, but not while hunting.

This is some Alice In Wonderland shit.

Oh, you've been there too?

[razgueado]

I had a sucky salad for lunch. Should be starving in about an hour.

Just don't start running around laying little round rabbit turds.

Why not?

Some Raz type might shoot you for dinner that's why!

I've never managed to shoot a rabbit.  I've trapped some, dispatched them with a knife, skinned, and roasted them, and I've instructed some youngsters in those arts - a grotesque task, to be sure - but I've never managed to shoot one the seven or eight times I've tried.

Well, you probably never crossed a rabbit to shoot at the size of Tony

I'm an easy target.

Don't sell yourself short.  From 7 yards, you're four easy targets.

[South Carolina Redfish]

I had a sucky salad for lunch. Should be starving in about an hour.

Just don't start running around laying little round rabbit turds.

Why not?

Some Raz type might shoot you for dinner that's why!

I've never managed to shoot a rabbit.  I've trapped some, dispatched them with a knife, skinned, and roasted them, and I've instructed some youngsters in those arts - a grotesque task, to be sure - but I've never managed to shoot one the seven or eight times I've tried.

Well, you probably never crossed a rabbit to shoot at the size of Tony

And I expect Tony's somewhat slower than most rabbits.  But he's also less appetizing. 

No, I haven't encountered any rabbits Tony's size while hunting.  I have encountered some Tony-sized rabbits while in the grips of various controlled substances, but not while hunting.

This is some Alice In Wonderland shit.

But it stirred some conversation here in the Twilight Zone.

[Travellin Dave]

I had a sucky salad for lunch. Should be starving in about an hour.

Just don't start running around laying little round rabbit turds.

Why not?

Some Raz type might shoot you for dinner that's why!

I've never managed to shoot a rabbit.  I've trapped some, dispatched them with a knife, skinned, and roasted them, and I've instructed some youngsters in those arts - a grotesque task, to be sure - but I've never managed to shoot one the seven or eight times I've tried.

Well, you probably never crossed a rabbit to shoot at the size of Tony

I'm an easy target.

No argument there.

[razgueado]

I had a sucky salad for lunch. Should be starving in about an hour.

Just don't start running around laying little round rabbit turds.

Why not?

Some Raz type might shoot you for dinner that's why!

I've never managed to shoot a rabbit.  I've trapped some, dispatched them with a knife, skinned, and roasted them, and I've instructed some youngsters in those arts - a grotesque task, to be sure - but I've never managed to shoot one the seven or eight times I've tried.

Well, you probably never crossed a rabbit to shoot at the size of Tony

And I expect Tony's somewhat slower than most rabbits.  But he's also less appetizing. 

No, I haven't encountered any rabbits Tony's size while hunting.  I have encountered some Tony-sized rabbits while in the grips of various controlled substances, but not while hunting.

This is some Alice In Wonderland shit.

But it stirred some conversation here in the Twilight Zone.

Since I haven't anything pressing to do except some online training and writing documentation, I'm going to skip the writing and see if I can manage to post-whore my way to 7000 today.

[razgueado]

Next time you find yourself in the glare of the pulsing red-and-blue lights of a police cruiser, try telling the cop that FBI Director James Comey says there is no clear evidence that you intended to break the law, you were just careless handling the controls of the car, and there should be no charges leveled against you.  That works great for Hilary.

[razgueado]

Then there's that guy in Texas who took his 14-year-old to the shooting range with him.  A spent cartridge went down his shirt and he reached - with the gun in his right hand - to clear it.  He shot and killed his son "accidentally." 

Now, I don't want to contemplate the misery of losing one of my sons, and losing one by my own stupidity is a hell I don't want to contemplate.  But as someone who's got the scars from any number of spent casings that have found their way into my clothing while shooting, I get to say this: guy's a fuktard.  Had it happen four times when I was at Front Sight in April.  You deal with the pain.  You holster the gun and then you clear the case from your apparel.  Reaching with the gun is so stupid a thing to do that I think the guy ought to have "Do not sell this man a firearm" tattooed on his forehead. 

There is no such thing as "accidentally" where firearms are concerned.  There is "negligently."  There is "stupidly."  There is "criminally."  There is "ignorantly."  But no such thing as "accidentally." 

Rant over.

[razgueado]

Bing news headline: "FBI Clears Clinton."

No they didn't, you dumbasses. They declined to prosecute.  There is a difference.

[razgueado]

The new CEO of AshleyMadison.Com admits that, yes, they did use fake profiles, and the ratio of men to women on the site was 5:1.  No schitt, Scherlockk. 

There is no hidden demographic of women out there that really wanted to have illicit sex, but were just too afraid to pick guys up in a bar or a grocery store, so they took a risk of soliciting sex on the Internet instead.  Hello!  McFly! Is anyone home??

[Threebean]

Bing news headline: "FBI Clears Clinton."

No they didn't, you dumbasses. They declined to prosecute.  There is a difference.

Bing news.  Same as MSN.  Fox News got it right.

[Threebean]

Bing news headline: "FBI Clears Clinton."

No they didn't, you dumbasses. They declined to prosecute.  There is a difference.

Mrs. Slick Willy.

[LuvTooGolf]

The new CEO of AshleyMadison.Com admits that, yes, they did use fake profiles, and the ratio of men to women on the site was 5:1.  No schitt, Scherlockk. 

There is no hidden demographic of women out there that really wanted to have illicit sex, but were just too afraid to pick guys up in a bar or a grocery store, so they took a risk of soliciting sex on the Internet instead.  Hello!  McFly! Is anyone home??

Damn, so much for my evening plans.