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Re: 2/12/2016
« Reply #150 on: February 12, 2016, 08:16:22 PM »

By the way, what a shit commute today. The trains are completely fucked.
....it's cold
But somehow the trains still run in Siberia. I call bullshit.
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Re: 2/12/2016
« Reply #151 on: February 12, 2016, 08:17:28 PM »



Good afternoon joy sticks...
Finally, he shows up, hopefully with some advice on VD gifts. Afternoon, BD.
Good afternoon Dave(s).....  VD gifts.... Mmmmmm, I always like to select a nice perfume for her that makes me extremely horny....!!!  If you need help selecting a perfume, just go to an upscale department store, and tell the salesgirl that you like to purchase the same perfume that the strippers from P.T.'s ShowClub buy...  Because you want your wife to smell like a stripper.  You may get a dirty look or a smile from the salesgirl, but they can't say your harassing them because they'll know exactly what your talking about.. :)
why the 2nd source, I always ask the stripper herself if she smells good.  And a smart stripper will know
not to be covered, in perfume, so that when you go home you don't smell like you had been in a french whore house.
Asking the stripper works good if your looking to buy that exact brand.  If you just ask which perfumes the strippers are buying, then you may get a variety of selections.  But my problem is, after I smell around 3 of them, I can no longer tell the difference.  My still all time favorites are Ciara, and Giorgio....

Afternoon, Dad... are those last two perfumes or strippers?  ;)

I'm pretty sure I'm not interested in any stripper named Giorgio. Just sayin'.

That is just her stage name. You don't think they use their real names!?! sheesh
My point here was that GiorgiO is a man's name.
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Re: 2/12/2016
« Reply #152 on: February 12, 2016, 08:42:19 PM »

By the way, what a shit commute today. The trains are completely fucked.
....it's cold
But somehow the trains still run in Siberia. I call bullshit.
But there is nobody on those trains that gets to complain.
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Re: 2/12/2016
« Reply #153 on: February 12, 2016, 08:43:20 PM »



Good afternoon joy sticks...
Finally, he shows up, hopefully with some advice on VD gifts. Afternoon, BD.
Good afternoon Dave(s).....  VD gifts.... Mmmmmm, I always like to select a nice perfume for her that makes me extremely horny....!!!  If you need help selecting a perfume, just go to an upscale department store, and tell the salesgirl that you like to purchase the same perfume that the strippers from P.T.'s ShowClub buy...  Because you want your wife to smell like a stripper.  You may get a dirty look or a smile from the salesgirl, but they can't say your harassing them because they'll know exactly what your talking about.. :)
why the 2nd source, I always ask the stripper herself if she smells good.  And a smart stripper will know
not to be covered, in perfume, so that when you go home you don't smell like you had been in a french whore house.
Asking the stripper works good if your looking to buy that exact brand.  If you just ask which perfumes the strippers are buying, then you may get a variety of selections.  But my problem is, after I smell around 3 of them, I can no longer tell the difference.  My still all time favorites are Ciara, and Giorgio....

Afternoon, Dad... are those last two perfumes or strippers?  ;)

I'm pretty sure I'm not interested in any stripper named Giorgio. Just sayin'.

That is just her stage name. You don't think they use their real names!?! sheesh
My point here was that GiorgiO is a man's name.
You're mispelling it....it's Giorgi Big O
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Re: 2/12/2016
« Reply #154 on: February 12, 2016, 09:01:01 PM »

By the way, what a shit commute today. The trains are completely fucked.
....it's cold
But somehow the trains still run in Siberia. I call bullshit.
But there is nobody on those trains that gets to complain.
Stop shitting on my point. Whose side are you on anyway??
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Re: 2/12/2016
« Reply #155 on: February 12, 2016, 09:08:09 PM »

By the way, what a shit commute today. The trains are completely fucked.
....it's cold
But somehow the trains still run in Siberia. I call bullshit.
But there is nobody on those trains that gets to complain.
Stop shitting on my point. Whose side are you on anyway??
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Re: 2/12/2016
« Reply #156 on: February 12, 2016, 09:09:06 PM »

How was that Jersey fire Tony?
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Re: 2/12/2016
« Reply #157 on: February 12, 2016, 09:18:00 PM »

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Re: 2/12/2016
« Reply #158 on: February 12, 2016, 09:19:24 PM »

Ha, the Tony and a Dave show.  Certainly more entertaining than shopping for a new water softener.  FML, the home improvements/repairs/replacement train just keeps on rolling.
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Re: 2/12/2016
« Reply #159 on: February 12, 2016, 09:22:48 PM »

How was that Jersey fire Tony?
Fire?
Ahhh, had to look it up. Hadn't heard anything about it. I get my news here. That particular fire is in central Jersey, about an hour from me.
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Re: 2/12/2016
« Reply #160 on: February 12, 2016, 09:25:13 PM »

Ha, the Tony and a Dave show.  Certainly more entertaining than shopping for a new water softener.  FML, the home improvements/repairs/replacement train just keeps on rolling.
This show is just about over, Mark. Been a long long long day/week.
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Re: 2/12/2016
« Reply #161 on: February 12, 2016, 09:29:50 PM »

Ha, the Tony and a Dave show.  Certainly more entertaining than shopping for a new water softener.  FML, the home improvements/repairs/replacement train just keeps on rolling.
This show is just about over, Mark. Been a long long long day/week.
I hear ya, brother.  Got anything to take the edge off?
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Re: 2/12/2016
« Reply #162 on: February 12, 2016, 09:41:39 PM »

Ha, the Tony and a Dave show.  Certainly more entertaining than shopping for a new water softener.  FML, the home improvements/repairs/replacement train just keeps on rolling.
This show is just about over, Mark. Been a long long long day/week.
I hear ya, brother.  Got anything to take the edge off?
Guess so.  Hope you get a good cigar in over the weekend as well.
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Re: 2/12/2016
« Reply #163 on: February 12, 2016, 09:42:44 PM »

Ha, the Tony and a Dave show.  Certainly more entertaining than shopping for a new water softener.  FML, the home improvements/repairs/replacement train just keeps on rolling.
This show is just about over, Mark. Been a long long long day/week.
I hear ya, brother.  Got anything to take the edge off?
I've got a bunch of stuff. Unfortunately, I have some driving to do tonight.
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Re: 2/12/2016
« Reply #164 on: February 12, 2016, 09:44:46 PM »

Ha, the Tony and a Dave show.  Certainly more entertaining than shopping for a new water softener.  FML, the home improvements/repairs/replacement train just keeps on rolling.
This show is just about over, Mark. Been a long long long day/week.
I hear ya, brother.  Got anything to take the edge off?
Guess so.  Hope you get a good cigar in over the weekend as well.
Too cold to smoke outside. Next Tues we're supposed to get back to 50s. Next Wed were supposed to herf. Not looking likely to get anything in before then.
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