My wife woke me up again with the same 'ol broken recorded, "My cars broke...!" NOW WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH IT...
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When I turn on the wipers, my headlights won't automatically come on... Let me get the mother fricking book out again...! "The headlights automatically come on when the wipers are used several times within a certain number of intervals with the headlight switch in AUTO. So, how many intervals did the wiper blades wipe before you noticed this problem...? What...? Me, "you drove home with the wipers on and the headlights never came on, right...?" No, I just turned them on and back off to see if the lights would come on... Me, "just turn the lights off of auto and turn them off and on manually like your old car, because you don't now how to operate automatic...!" Wife, "but I like automatic..." Well, I don't like automatic because it's driving me nuts... Just put the lights on auto and forget about it. The car knows what it's doing. So if the car says, "drive home in the fricking dark, drive home in the dark, because it's daytime...!" I can't believe I paid so much money to have such a big pain in the ass when there's nothing really wrong... Let me have my cigar and just shoot me now...