Good afternoon boys and girls.
Hey, Dad. Did Kenneth get you anything for Christmas, or just the usual grocery list. Oh, and did Miss Clause come to your house for a late night visit?
No gifts from Kenneth, but I didn't send him anything either. I sort of like to keep that distance between us. The wife had to work on Christmas, so I guess her gift to me was double time and a half...
You'd think I'd feel bad about her working on the holidays, but if she would have gotten a job like I asked her 43 years ago, we'd both have big pensions, big fat 401k's, and we could have been retired at the same time. But Noooooo, she said, "I'm too stupid to work at a major corporation.." And refused to get a job. Now 33 years later, she get's a job at a corporation and says, "Ya know, those people are really stupid..!" And I say, "Well, you sure knew what you were taking about 43 years ago..." Now all you have to do is put in 20 more years, and you can retire at 82...!