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LSUFAN

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Re: 7/5/2014
« Reply #105 on: July 05, 2014, 09:22:18 AM »


A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes. As he is coming out of his garage rain is pouring down, it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit?"
Oouucch!
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dogdays

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Re: 7/5/2014
« Reply #106 on: July 05, 2014, 10:00:26 AM »

Good morning guy's .
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Bad Dad

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Re: 7/5/2014
« Reply #107 on: July 05, 2014, 10:01:01 AM »

It's time for me to run... It's a babysitting day... Later guys...!
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Fred Bumpus

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Re: 7/5/2014
« Reply #108 on: July 05, 2014, 10:01:17 AM »







Nica Rustica. Kilt Lifter. Hammock. Fire pit. Only one way this could be better.



they are free falling for $22.50 a 5 pack if anyone cares.


Not getting below $25 now. People keep jumping too soon.


be patient,  they will.
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dogdays

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Re: 7/5/2014
« Reply #109 on: July 05, 2014, 10:09:39 AM »







Nica Rustica. Kilt Lifter. Hammock. Fire pit. Only one way this could be better.



they are free falling for $22.50 a 5 pack if anyone cares.


Not getting below $25 now. People keep jumping too soon.


be patient,  they will.
Good morning Fred ! .
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Fred Bumpus

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Re: 7/5/2014
« Reply #110 on: July 05, 2014, 10:28:58 AM »

Hiya dd
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dogdays

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Re: 7/5/2014
« Reply #111 on: July 05, 2014, 10:29:34 AM »

1876 connie and black coffee . for a cheep smoke  is not bad imho
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dogdays

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Re: 7/5/2014
« Reply #112 on: July 05, 2014, 10:30:20 AM »

Hiya dd
What are you smoking Fred ? .
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Fred Bumpus

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Re: 7/5/2014
« Reply #113 on: July 05, 2014, 10:40:40 AM »

Hiya dd
What are you smoking Fred ? .
Mac cafe hyde park and black coffee here,  dd.
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dogdays

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Re: 7/5/2014
« Reply #114 on: July 05, 2014, 10:41:31 AM »

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dogdays

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Re: 7/5/2014
« Reply #115 on: July 05, 2014, 10:48:56 AM »

Hiya dd
What are you smoking Fred ? .
Mac cafe hyde park and black coffee here,  dd.
Very nice Fred !.
Berry was on last night next door , missed him by a few min .
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Fred Bumpus

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Re: 7/5/2014
« Reply #116 on: July 05, 2014, 10:50:52 AM »

Hiya dd
What are you smoking Fred ? .
Mac cafe hyde park and black coffee here,  dd.
Very nice Fred !.
Have to get my ass in gear soon an get this place cleaned up. Company coming over this afternoon for BBQ and lobster. Belated 4th celebration due to hurricane Arthur.
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dogdays

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Re: 7/5/2014
« Reply #117 on: July 05, 2014, 10:52:33 AM »

Hiya dd
What are you smoking Fred ? .
Mac cafe hyde park and black coffee here,  dd.
Very nice Fred !.
Have to get my ass in gear soon an get this place cleaned up. Company coming over this afternoon for BBQ and lobster. Belated 4th celebration due to hurricane Arthur.
Sounds great BBQ and Lobster .
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Fred Bumpus

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Re: 7/5/2014
« Reply #118 on: July 05, 2014, 10:53:12 AM »

Hiya dd
What are you smoking Fred ? .
Mac cafe hyde park and black coffee here,  dd.
Very nice Fred !.
Berry was on last night next door , missed him by a few min .
you mean Barry? He has been pretty scarce lately.
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dogdays

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Re: 7/5/2014
« Reply #119 on: July 05, 2014, 10:55:05 AM »

Hiya dd
What are you smoking Fred ? .
Mac cafe hyde park and black coffee here,  dd.
Very nice Fred !.
Have to get my ass in gear soon an get this place cleaned up. Company coming over this afternoon for BBQ and lobster. Belated 4th celebration due to hurricane Arthur.
Me too Fred granddaughters  bday to day she will be 6yrs old to day ! .
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