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[A Friend of Charlie]

In 1946, the bikini, created by Louis Reard (ray-AHRD'), was modeled by Micheline Bernardini during a poolside fashion show in Paris.

Changed our lives forever.  Thank you, Mr. Reard.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good morning, gents.

[Bad Dad]

Good morning boys and girls....!!!

morning BD. hoping I'm one of the boys.

I'd have to say your one of the boys....  I asked my 2 year old grandson, "who's smarter, boys or girls..?"  He said, "boys."  Who's stronger..?  He replied, "boys."  Who's faster..?  Again, boys...!  Then I asked, "do you ever play with your sisters toys...?"  He actually got mad at me and screamed, "NOOOOO..!"  I could understand a 7 or 8 year old replying like that, but I was surprised for a 2 year old.  I told my daughter-in-law, and she said, "yesterday he was playing with a Barbie doll.."  I asked him what he was doing, thinking he'd say, I'm brushing her hair, fixing her clothes, or something like that.  He replied, "she having trouble wiping her butt, so I'm helping her...!"  My daughter-in-law laughed and replied, "another typical boy answer..!"

[Bad Dad]

Good morning, gents.

Good morning Tony....!

[Bad Dad]

In 1946, the bikini, created by Louis Reard (ray-AHRD'), was modeled by Micheline Bernardini during a poolside fashion show in Paris.

Changed our lives forever.  Thank you, Mr. Reard.

No kidding...!!!  And boy do I remember those mini-skirts in the 60's....  Girls could barely move without showing their panties... 

[dwgbryant]

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again." The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door.  The husband whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he's going with this." She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vagina?" "Yes I do." says the lady. The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours!"

[dwgbryant]

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.  She slammed the door and shouted excitedly, "Honey, pack your bags.  I won the lottery!"  The husband said, "Oh my God!  What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"  "Doesn't matter," she said, "Just get out."

[dwgbryant]

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."  Next day he received a hundred letters.  They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

[dwgbryant]

One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says “Oh just a beer”. The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”. The man said “My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”. The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”? The man siad “Well the month is up tonight”.

[Bad Dad]

I think that's an appropriately tasteful avatar.  Lacks the paper bag.  Oh fuckin' well.

Ken will love it !

Hey babe....., have you ever heard of the term, "Polaroid...?"

[dwgbryant]

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.  An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.  As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

[dwgbryant]

A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face.  His best man asks, "Why do you look so excited?" The groom replies, "I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me." The bride waits at the other end of the aisle with a huge smile on her face. Her maid of honor asks, "Why do you look so excited?" The bride replies, "I just gave the last blow job of my entire life."

[dwgbryant]

A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes. As he is coming out of his garage rain is pouring down, it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit?"

[LSUFAN]

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[dwgbryant]

time to head out. enjoy your day guys.