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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #150 on: November 12, 2015, 11:12:39 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
All right...!  I surprisingly had a young lady checking me out and was smiling at me the other day. Now where was that...?  Oh yeal, it was at the doctors office.  Or maybe she was staring at that big bandage on my head...?  Naaaa, it must have been my looks.. :)
That or you left your fly down again.... ???
I've always felt, leaving your fly down was a good ice breaker...
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #151 on: November 12, 2015, 11:13:44 AM »

Where is the Razmunos today?
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #152 on: November 12, 2015, 11:14:27 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
I though she wasn't your lady....just your friend ?

Confusing afternoon on the banter
Relationships.....Fuck!
lady, friend, soon to be roommates, whatever works. just no commitments.
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #153 on: November 12, 2015, 11:16:43 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
I though she wasn't your lady....just your friend ?

Confusing afternoon on the banter
Relationships.....Fuck!
lady, friend, soon to be roommates, whatever works. just no commitments.
Such a situation does not exist in the real world unless one of you is a homo.
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #154 on: November 12, 2015, 11:19:35 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
the girls are from Costa Rica. hmmmm. wonder if the have papers.
My wife had a friend that was Puerto Rican, and boy did she like to talk about sex.  She said, "all us Puerto Rican girls are hot blooded..!"
and they're "just dyin' to meet you!"
Ya know, I've always had that problem.  Women seem to just come up to me and start taking.  Once I went to lunch at Denny's with my two brothers.  We were sitting at the table, and I was explaining to my older brother how I have this problem with women.  About 3 minutes later, 3 women come in and damn if one of them didn't come over to me and start talking to me.  I believe she had a headache and asked me if I had some aspirins.  And it just so happened that I had some in my car, and I went out and got her some.
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #155 on: November 12, 2015, 11:21:45 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
I though she wasn't your lady....just your friend ?

Confusing afternoon on the banter
Relationships.....Fuck!
lady, friend, soon to be roommates, whatever works. just no commitments.
Such a situation does not exist in the real world unless one of you is a homo.
really?
okay.
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #156 on: November 12, 2015, 11:22:23 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
All right...!  I surprisingly had a young lady checking me out and was smiling at me the other day. Now where was that...?  Oh yeal, it was at the doctors office.  Or maybe she was staring at that big bandage on my head...?  Naaaa, it must have been my looks.. :)
That or you left your fly down again.... ???
Typical Wet Dream story, now it is time for you to wake up and wash the linens.
That usually happens when I get blue balls.  The trick is to not get blue balls.
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #157 on: November 12, 2015, 11:25:02 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
I though she wasn't your lady....just your friend ?

Confusing afternoon on the banter
Relationships.....Fuck!
lady, friend, soon to be roommates, whatever works. just no commitments.
Maybe they make a no commitment diamond ring...?
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #158 on: November 12, 2015, 11:32:03 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
I though she wasn't your lady....just your friend ?

Confusing afternoon on the banter
Relationships.....Fuck!
lady, friend, soon to be roommates, whatever works. just no commitments.
Such a situation does not exist in the real world unless one of you is a homo.
Don't try to talk him out of it, I'm looking forward to the story.
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #159 on: November 12, 2015, 11:35:46 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
I though she wasn't your lady....just your friend ?

Confusing afternoon on the banter
Relationships.....Fuck!
lady, friend, soon to be roommates, whatever works. just no commitments.
Such a situation does not exist in the real world unless one of you is a homo.
Don't try to talk him out of it, I'm looking forward to the story.
+1 Me too.  Maybe he'll end up with ladies.
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #160 on: November 12, 2015, 11:38:14 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
I though she wasn't your lady....just your friend ?

Confusing afternoon on the banter
Relationships.....Fuck!
lady, friend, soon to be roommates, whatever works. just no commitments.
Maybe they make a no commitment diamond ring...?
you do not have to worry about that!
well, at least I don't.
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #161 on: November 12, 2015, 11:41:58 AM »

So, I see LTG is busy on the devil
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #162 on: November 12, 2015, 11:42:28 AM »

laundry going, dishes done, cupboards straightened out, fridge is cleaned, shopping list complete. time for an EPC 2nd, more coffee, a shower, wait for the lady to get back (she left), and hit the stores to avoid the weekend rush.
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #163 on: November 12, 2015, 11:46:16 AM »

So, I see LTG is busy on the devil
Lol, you noticed that, huh? Love to throw a bunch of low ball bids out there, see if anything sticks.
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #164 on: November 12, 2015, 11:57:38 AM »

So, I see LTG is busy on the devil
Lol, you noticed that, huh? Love to throw a bunch of low ball bids out there, see if anything sticks.
I've been trying that on Famous Auction.  But those guys go crazy and bid higher than the Mash...  Oh well.  Now that I know I can consolidate my orders, I was hoping to win a bid so I can start bidding on some singles.
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