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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #135 on: November 12, 2015, 10:55:21 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
the girls are from Costa Rica. hmmmm. wonder if the have papers.
My wife had a friend that was Puerto Rican, and boy did she like to talk about sex.  She said, "all us Puerto Rican girls are hot blooded..!"
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #136 on: November 12, 2015, 10:58:00 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
the girls are from Costa Rica. hmmmm. wonder if the have papers.
I'm generalizing... They're hot, but they're nuts.  My buddy and his Costa Rican wife are going through a nasty divorce, as we speak.  Even my lazy ass Cuban wife agrees that she is fucking nuts.
1. Note to self: Don't marry them..!
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #137 on: November 12, 2015, 10:58:25 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
the girls are from Costa Rica. hmmmm. wonder if the have papers.
Oh boy, this is gonna be another Dean page-turner, for sure.
Inevitable.
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #138 on: November 12, 2015, 11:00:32 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
the girls are from Costa Rica. hmmmm. wonder if the have papers.
My wife had a friend that was Puerto Rican, and boy did she like to talk about sex.  She said, "all us Puerto Rican girls are hot blooded..!"
....and YOU said.....?
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #139 on: November 12, 2015, 11:01:17 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
the girls are from Costa Rica. hmmmm. wonder if the have papers.
Oh boy, this is gonna be another Dean page-turner, for sure.
Inevitable.
That's why you pay the big membership fee's !
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #140 on: November 12, 2015, 11:03:01 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
I though she wasn't your lady....just your friend ?

Confusing afternoon on the banter
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #141 on: November 12, 2015, 11:04:27 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
All right...!  I surprisingly had a young lady checking me out and was smiling at me the other day. Now where was that...?  Oh yeal, it was at the doctors office.  Or maybe she was staring at that big bandage on my head...?  Naaaa, it must have been my looks.. :)
That or you left your fly down again.... ???
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #142 on: November 12, 2015, 11:04:31 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
the girls are from Costa Rica. hmmmm. wonder if the have papers.
My wife had a friend that was Puerto Rican, and boy did she like to talk about sex.  She said, "all us Puerto Rican girls are hot blooded..!"
and they're "just dyin' to meet you!"
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #143 on: November 12, 2015, 11:06:28 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
the girls are from Costa Rica. hmmmm. wonder if the have papers.
Oh boy, this is gonna be another Dean page-turner, for sure.
+1 on that story ahead
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #144 on: November 12, 2015, 11:08:15 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
the girls are from Costa Rica. hmmmm. wonder if the have papers.
I'm generalizing... They're hot, but they're nuts.  My buddy and his Costa Rican wife are going through a nasty divorce, as we speak.  Even my lazy ass Cuban wife agrees that she is fucking nuts.
1. Note to self: Don't marry them..!
Guy here had a costa rican wife too and that did not go so well, they bought some property down there to retire to - she is living on it an he is here working to pay for it for her.
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #145 on: November 12, 2015, 11:08:27 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
the girls are from Costa Rica. hmmmm. wonder if the have papers.
My wife had a friend that was Puerto Rican, and boy did she like to talk about sex.  She said, "all us Puerto Rican girls are hot blooded..!"
....and YOU said.....?
I said, "Hey look, I found a number. Let's light it up...!"
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #146 on: November 12, 2015, 11:09:12 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
All right...!  I surprisingly had a young lady checking me out and was smiling at me the other day. Now where was that...?  Oh yeal, it was at the doctors office.  Or maybe she was staring at that big bandage on my head...?  Naaaa, it must have been my looks.. :)
That or you left your fly down again.... ???
Typical Wet Dream story, now it is time for you to wake up and wash the linens.
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #147 on: November 12, 2015, 11:09:19 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
the girls are from Costa Rica. hmmmm. wonder if the have papers.
My wife had a friend that was Puerto Rican, and boy did she like to talk about sex.  She said, "all us Puerto Rican girls are hot blooded..!"
and they're "just dyin' to meet you!"
People ask me, "What's the matter with you boy?"
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #148 on: November 12, 2015, 11:11:18 AM »

Good to get internet back in time for that exchange!

Now time to pack things up and head back to Dublin before traffic gets too bad.  BBL
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #149 on: November 12, 2015, 11:11:36 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
I though she wasn't your lady....just your friend ?

Confusing afternoon on the banter
Relationships.....Fuck!
Now see, that's what happens when Alzheimer's sets in.  Ya go to a party and 3 weeks later you realize you brought the wrong wife home...!
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