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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #120 on: November 12, 2015, 10:35:17 AM »

I guess the banter is abuzzed over Alexa and Mark getting kicked off of Dancing with the Stars, right...?  Especially after doing that killer number from the musical Chicago with Bindi Irwin and Derek ....
I understood the word banter...
I can't believe you guys don't watch all of those beautiful half naked dancing girls...?  It's better than a western dance hall.  Then you got your Gary Busey, expert motorcycle rider, and Paula Deen who makes all that great tailgating food for your Nasdaq races...!

Nasdaq? WTF Dad, it's NASCAR!
you need your Man Card pulled.
He's talking about a Paula Deen/Gary Busey porn, I'm pretty sure he was joking. ;)
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #121 on: November 12, 2015, 10:35:17 AM »

I guess the banter is abuzzed over Alexa and Mark getting kicked off of Dancing with the Stars, right...?  Especially after doing that killer number from the musical Chicago with Bindi Irwin and Derek ....
I understood the word banter...
I can't believe you guys don't watch all of those beautiful half naked dancing girls...?  It's better than a western dance hall.  Then you got your Gary Busey, expert motorcycle rider, and Paula Deen who makes all that great tailgating food for your Nasdaq races...!

Nasdaq? WTF Dad, it's NASCAR!
you need your Man Card pulled.
LMAO!  I honestly had no idea what he was talking about.
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #122 on: November 12, 2015, 10:35:18 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #123 on: November 12, 2015, 10:35:37 AM »

I guess the banter is abuzzed over Alexa and Mark getting kicked off of Dancing with the Stars, right...?  Especially after doing that killer number from the musical Chicago with Bindi Irwin and Derek ....
I know what you guys are thinking....!  Bring back Paula Deen and Gary Busey, and get them dancing again.  Could you imagine Paula and Gary making a porn together....?  They'd make a fortune...!!!
WTF are you talking about?
I'm talking about the hot women on Dancing with the Stars... Now come on, I can't be the only one that thinks Paula Deen has it together in those skimpy little outfits she has to wear on the show...?
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #124 on: November 12, 2015, 10:38:18 AM »

I guess the banter is abuzzed over Alexa and Mark getting kicked off of Dancing with the Stars, right...?  Especially after doing that killer number from the musical Chicago with Bindi Irwin and Derek ....
I understood the word banter...
I can't believe you guys don't watch all of those beautiful half naked dancing girls...?  It's better than a western dance hall.  Then you got your Gary Busey, expert motorcycle rider, and Paula Deen who makes all that great tailgating food for your Nasdaq races...!
Nasdaq? WTF Dad, it's NASCAR!
you need your Man Card pulled.
LMAO!  Good catch, Dean.
I gotta admit I watch the LPGA for leg Mark.
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #125 on: November 12, 2015, 10:39:12 AM »

Thursday Church Lunch

$9 Dine-in, $9.50 Take-out

MENU—November 12, 2015

ENTREE CHOICES
• smoked Salmon Caesar Salad
• Pecan Breaded Chicken Breast with Creole Mustard Gravy
• Grilled Flat Iron Steak
• Vegetarian Entrée: Stacked Eggplant

SIDES
• Green Bean, Red Pepper and Carrot Saute
• Parsley Buttered New Potatoes

Johnson’s Backyard Garden Side Salad (2$)
 Featuring curly kale, rainbow chard, butternut squash and roasted beets.
 Side salad ingredients are locally grown and organic.

DESSERT CHOICES
• Bread Pudding with Whiskey Sauce
• Lemon Meringue
• Turtle Cheese Cake

* Entree salads come with dessert (no sides).
 All meals served with tea, coffee, water and bread.
That sounds great...!  But just think, for 10 pks for a $1, you could have had 90 Ramen Noodle Dinners...!
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #126 on: November 12, 2015, 10:39:30 AM »

I guess the banter is abuzzed over Alexa and Mark getting kicked off of Dancing with the Stars, right...?  Especially after doing that killer number from the musical Chicago with Bindi Irwin and Derek ....
I know what you guys are thinking....!  Bring back Paula Deen and Gary Busey, and get them dancing again.  Could you imagine Paula and Gary making a porn together....?  They'd make a fortune...!!!
WTF are you talking about?
I'm talking about the hot women on Dancing with the Stars... Now come on, I can't be the only one that thinks Paula Deen has it together in those skimpy little outfits she has to wear on the show...?
when she is cooking naked under her apron I may watch.
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #127 on: November 12, 2015, 10:42:41 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
the girls are from Costa Rica. hmmmm. wonder if the have papers.
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #128 on: November 12, 2015, 10:45:05 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
the girls are from Costa Rica. hmmmm. wonder if the have papers.
Oh boy, this is gonna be another Dean page-turner, for sure.
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #129 on: November 12, 2015, 10:46:02 AM »

I guess the banter is abuzzed over Alexa and Mark getting kicked off of Dancing with the Stars, right...?  Especially after doing that killer number from the musical Chicago with Bindi Irwin and Derek ....
I understood the word banter...
I can't believe you guys don't watch all of those beautiful half naked dancing girls...?  It's better than a western dance hall.  Then you got your Gary Busey, expert motorcycle rider, and Paula Deen who makes all that great tailgating food for your Nasdaq races...!

Nasdaq? WTF Dad, it's NASCAR!
you need your Man Card pulled.
LMAO!  I honestly had no idea what he was talking about.
I'm sure that must have been a typo....  Cuz you guys know I'm into Nascar.  I know all the drivers.  Paul Newman, Steve McQueen and James Garner...
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #130 on: November 12, 2015, 10:48:49 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
Foursome?
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #131 on: November 12, 2015, 10:50:21 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
All right...!  I surprisingly had a young lady checking me out and was smiling at me the other day. Now where was that...?  Oh yeal, it was at the doctors office.  Or maybe she was staring at that big bandage on my head...?  Naaaa, it must have been my looks.. :)
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #132 on: November 12, 2015, 10:52:14 AM »

I guess the banter is abuzzed over Alexa and Mark getting kicked off of Dancing with the Stars, right...?  Especially after doing that killer number from the musical Chicago with Bindi Irwin and Derek ....
I know what you guys are thinking....!  Bring back Paula Deen and Gary Busey, and get them dancing again.  Could you imagine Paula and Gary making a porn together....?  They'd make a fortune...!!!
WTF are you talking about?
I'm talking about the hot women on Dancing with the Stars... Now come on, I can't be the only one that thinks Paula Deen has it together in those skimpy little outfits she has to wear on the show...?
when she is cooking naked under her apron I may watch.
Now your cooking...!!!  Hey Paula, your using a little bit too much garlic there...!  Why I'm not using garlic, you all..?
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #133 on: November 12, 2015, 10:53:31 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
the girls are from Costa Rica. hmmmm. wonder if the have papers.
I'm generalizing... They're hot, but they're nuts.  My buddy and his Costa Rican wife are going through a nasty divorce, as we speak.  Even my lazy ass Cuban wife agrees that she is fucking nuts.
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Re: 11/12/2015
« Reply #134 on: November 12, 2015, 10:53:55 AM »

a couple of young ladies new to the park just introduced themselves and took my lady to see their place. nice to be neighborly.
the girls are from Costa Rica. hmmmm. wonder if the have papers.
Oh boy, this is gonna be another Dean page-turner, for sure.
I'm counting on it.
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