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Re: 9/24/2015
« Reply #105 on: September 24, 2015, 10:16:25 AM »

Time for work, BBl
Damn Tex, coming up fast on 20K posts. Tony should at least send a hoodie for your efforts
Maybe you'll get a headband or something for 8K.
Still waiting for my letterman jacket...
Do we have to explain Founding Member cutoff again?
Shit, was hoping to get added to the list :(
Sorry, you're just a plain member...
He's lucky to be that.
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Re: 9/24/2015
« Reply #106 on: September 24, 2015, 10:18:05 AM »

Time for work, BBl
Damn Tex, coming up fast on 20K posts. Tony should at least send a hoodie for your efforts
It's in the mail.
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Re: 9/24/2015
« Reply #107 on: September 24, 2015, 10:18:35 AM »

I found a bottle of this yesterday, not yet unboxed so I grabbed one. Got to the register and found it was $21, bought it anyway and walked out shaking my head at myself. I hope it's good!

http://uncrate.com/stuff/brooklyn-intensified-coffee-porter/
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Re: 9/24/2015
« Reply #108 on: September 24, 2015, 10:20:47 AM »

Time for work, BBl
Damn Tex, coming up fast on 20K posts. Tony should at least send a hoodie for your efforts
It's in the mail.
speaking of in the mail, the Devil sureposted my order.  this time, UPS brought the box to the post
office yesterday, not like last time, when then dropped it off instead.  have to wait till today for my gurkhas and
Room 101 LE Roxxo's
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Re: 9/24/2015
« Reply #109 on: September 24, 2015, 10:23:49 AM »

I found a bottle of this yesterday, not yet unboxed so I grabbed one. Got to the register and found it was $21, bought it anyway and walked out shaking my head at myself. I hope it's good!

http://uncrate.com/stuff/brooklyn-intensified-coffee-porter/
well it's a big bottle, in that size i go for La Chouffe  http://www.achouffe.be/en/beers#la-chouffe
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Re: 9/24/2015
« Reply #110 on: September 24, 2015, 10:24:33 AM »

Good morning tobacco stems...!
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Re: 9/24/2015
« Reply #111 on: September 24, 2015, 10:25:44 AM »

Well, I almost took a nice big shit in my pants.  As my wife was leaving for works, she has to show me her rear view back up camera.  She starts the car and is turning the wheels so I can see the back up lines on the video display on the dashboard move side to side to show your direction while backing up.  Then she leaves for work, and starts backing up at a fair pace.  She had left her wheels turned in her demonstration, and she cuts out through the neighbors yard.  I can see her head down and looking at her video display on her dash as she's backing up.  Apparently she's watching the video, but not paying attention to what the hell she's looking at.  She goes about 25 foot, and is heading straight for a telephone pole.  I'm running down the drive way yelling, "stop, stop, (under breath) you stupid bitch..!" When she finally slams on the breaks on, stopping about 3 foot from the telephone pole.  I'm yelling, "what the hell are you doing..?"  She says, "It's never done that before.  It's always gone straight...!"  NOT when you leave the fucking wheels turned when you were demonstrating the back up camera.....!  Stop looking at the video camera and start looking over your shoulder like you used to, until you can get used to using the damn thing...  God, I'm taking some sleeping pills and going to bed. Nite all...!
Not sure what to say here Dad, I am just glad she didn't wreck the new car.
Mee too...!
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Re: 9/24/2015
« Reply #112 on: September 24, 2015, 10:26:27 AM »

Good morning tobacco stems...!
Good mornin Dad, Raz, and all you other FMs I missed!
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Re: 9/24/2015
« Reply #113 on: September 24, 2015, 10:28:30 AM »

Morning Bean.  When are you looking at travel next?  I'll be in Austin again next week.
Not sure yet where I'll be next week.  Conference call this afternoon will help get that sorted out.
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Re: 9/24/2015
« Reply #114 on: September 24, 2015, 10:31:23 AM »

Good morning tobacco stems...!
Good mornin Dad, Raz, and all you other FMs I missed!
Frequency Modulators? Foul Muthafuckas? Fine Men?  Never been called an FM before.

Morning, Shaun. I was just kidding about being lucky to be a member. We know you're a big member.
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Re: 9/24/2015
« Reply #115 on: September 24, 2015, 10:31:38 AM »

Morning Golf & LSU.  Happy Thursday Off Chip, hope you can recover from the crack office.
Crack heads is about right for my work, I see a bunch of them.  Right before I got to work yesterday a idiot that had just shot the back window out of a police cruiser thought he would pull into our parking lot to air up one of his tires but failed to notice the unit sitting in front of our building, let's just say it wasn't very long before our parking lot got so bright with blue lights you could have seen it from the moon.  Incredible number of stupid people out there.
Crazies everywhere these days, hell you should see the crap that goes on downtown here.  The vagrants here love that K2 (synthetic marihuana) stuff.  Had several,of them die from it.
Last week, 3 guys pull into a Quick Mart at 5 a.m. to buy some beer.  As they are walking out, another guy that had filled his car up with gas stopped them and asked if he could have a beer.  The guy fumbled with the beer and one of them fell to the ground and spewed beer all over the asking guys shoes.  The guy said, "Look what you did to my shoes, are you going to buy me a new pair of shoes...?"  The guys said, "no."  So the man who wanted new shoes walks back to his car and gets his hand gun, walks back, and shoots the guys friend dead.  Get's into his car and drives off. 
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Re: 9/24/2015
« Reply #116 on: September 24, 2015, 10:33:15 AM »

Good morning tobacco stems...!
Good mornin Dad, Raz, and all you other FMs I missed!
That's FMs, sir, to you.  At least you're esteemed.  That's something, I guess.
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Re: 9/24/2015
« Reply #117 on: September 24, 2015, 10:35:10 AM »

Good morning tobacco stems...!
Good mornin Dad, Raz, and all you other FMs I missed!
Frequency Modulators? Foul Muthafuckas? Fine Men?  Never been called an FM before.

Morning, Shaun. I was just kidding about being lucky to be a member. We know you're a big member.
Was that a fat joke?  ASSHOLE!  ;)
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Re: 9/24/2015
« Reply #118 on: September 24, 2015, 10:35:17 AM »

Well, I almost took a nice big shit in my pants.  As my wife was leaving for works, she has to show me her rear view back up camera.  She starts the car and is turning the wheels so I can see the back up lines on the video display on the dashboard move side to side to show your direction while backing up.  Then she leaves for work, and starts backing up at a fair pace.  She had left her wheels turned in her demonstration, and she cuts out through the neighbors yard.  I can see her head down and looking at her video display on her dash as she's backing up.  Apparently she's watching the video, but not paying attention to what the hell she's looking at.  She goes about 25 foot, and is heading straight for a telephone pole.  I'm running down the drive way yelling, "stop, stop, (under breath) you stupid bitch..!" When she finally slams on the breaks on, stopping about 3 foot from the telephone pole.  I'm yelling, "what the hell are you doing..?"  She says, "It's never done that before.  It's always gone straight...!"  NOT when you leave the fucking wheels turned when you were demonstrating the back up camera.....!  Stop looking at the video camera and start looking over your shoulder like you used to, until you can get used to using the damn thing...  God, I'm taking some sleeping pills and going to bed. Nite all...!
Not sure what to say here Dad, I am just glad she didn't wreck the new car.
I have the new Accord also, takes a few days to get used to the camera but I'm a dude...women aren't typically great at reverse to begin with and the addition of a camera is a scary thought
That is a scary thought.  We do like the Accord thou...!  I'd sort of like to get away for the weekend, but neither one of us know where to go...?
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Re: 9/24/2015
« Reply #119 on: September 24, 2015, 10:35:44 AM »

Good morning tobacco stems...!
Good mornin Dad, Raz, and all you other FMs I missed!
Frequency Modulators? Foul Muthafuckas? Fine Men?  Never been called an FM before.

Morning, Shaun. I was just kidding about being lucky to be a member. We know you're a big member.
FM=Founding Member :(
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