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[South Carolina Redfish]

Well, I almost took a nice big shit in my pants.  As my wife was leaving for works, she has to show me her rear view back up camera.  She starts the car and is turning the wheels so I can see the back up lines on the video display on the dashboard move side to side to show your direction while backing up.  Then she leaves for work, and starts backing up at a fair pace.  She had left her wheels turned in her demonstration, and she cuts out through the neighbors yard.  I can see her head down and looking at her video display on her dash as she's backing up.  Apparently she's watching the video, but not paying attention to what the hell she's looking at.  She goes about 25 foot, and is heading straight for a telephone pole.  I'm running down the drive way yelling, "stop, stop, (under breath) you stupid bitch..!" When she finally slams on the breaks on, stopping about 3 foot from the telephone pole.  I'm yelling, "what the hell are you doing..?"  She says, "It's never done that before.  It's always gone straight...!"  NOT when you leave the fucking wheels turned when you were demonstrating the back up camera.....!  Stop looking at the video camera and start looking over your shoulder like you used to, until you can get used to using the damn thing...  God, I'm taking some sleeping pills and going to bed. Nite all...!

Not sure what to say here Dad, I am just glad she didn't wreck the new car.

[LSUFAN]

Morning Golf & LSU.  Happy Thursday Off Chip, hope you can recover from the crack office.

Good morning Native.

[LSUFAN]

Morning Golf & LSU.  Happy Thursday Off Chip, hope you can recover from the crack office.

Crack heads is about right for my work, I see a bunch of them.  Right before I got to work yesterday a idiot that had just shot the back window out of a police cruiser thought he would pull into our parking lot to air up one of his tires but failed to notice the unit sitting in front of our building, let's just say it wasn't very long before our parking lot got so bright with blue lights you could have seen it from the moon.  Incredible number of stupid people out there.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Morning Golf & LSU.  Happy Thursday Off Chip, hope you can recover from the crack office.

Crack heads is about right for my work, I see a bunch of them.  Right before I got to work yesterday a idiot that had just shot the back window out of a police cruiser thought he would pull into our parking lot to air up one of his tires but failed to notice the unit sitting in front of our building, let's just say it wasn't very long before our parking lot got so bright with blue lights you could have seen it from the moon.  Incredible number of stupid people out there.

Crazies everywhere these days, hell you should see the crap that goes on downtown here.  The vagrants here love that K2 (synthetic marihuana) stuff.  Had several,of them die from it.

[LuvTooGolf]

Morning Golf & LSU.  Happy Thursday Off Chip, hope you can recover from the crack office.

Crack heads is about right for my work, I see a bunch of them.  Right before I got to work yesterday a idiot that had just shot the back window out of a police cruiser thought he would pull into our parking lot to air up one of his tires but failed to notice the unit sitting in front of our building, let's just say it wasn't very long before our parking lot got so bright with blue lights you could have seen it from the moon.  Incredible number of stupid people out there.

Sheesh!

[South Carolina Redfish]

As it stands right now they may be able to play football again next year but that could change.


SAN ANTONIO (KXAN) — The academic punishment for the 2 John Jay football players has been
announced.

The players will receive 75 days in alternative school, with credit for the days they have already completed, according to the players’ attorney Jesse Hernandez.

They will be able to start the spring semester at John Jay when it begins on January 15.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Time for work, BBl

[LSUFAN]

Morning Golf & LSU.  Happy Thursday Off Chip, hope you can recover from the crack office.

Crack heads is about right for my work, I see a bunch of them.  Right before I got to work yesterday a idiot that had just shot the back window out of a police cruiser thought he would pull into our parking lot to air up one of his tires but failed to notice the unit sitting in front of our building, let's just say it wasn't very long before our parking lot got so bright with blue lights you could have seen it from the moon.  Incredible number of stupid people out there.

Crazies everywhere these days, hell you should see the crap that goes on downtown here.  The vagrants here love that K2 (synthetic marihuana) stuff.  Had several,of them die from it.

They call that stuff Zombie Down here, turns people literally into a zombie with no mind to guide them. 

[sfish]

Well, I almost took a nice big shit in my pants.  As my wife was leaving for works, she has to show me her rear view back up camera.  She starts the car and is turning the wheels so I can see the back up lines on the video display on the dashboard move side to side to show your direction while backing up.  Then she leaves for work, and starts backing up at a fair pace.  She had left her wheels turned in her demonstration, and she cuts out through the neighbors yard.  I can see her head down and looking at her video display on her dash as she's backing up.  Apparently she's watching the video, but not paying attention to what the hell she's looking at.  She goes about 25 foot, and is heading straight for a telephone pole.  I'm running down the drive way yelling, "stop, stop, (under breath) you stupid bitch..!" When she finally slams on the breaks on, stopping about 3 foot from the telephone pole.  I'm yelling, "what the hell are you doing..?"  She says, "It's never done that before.  It's always gone straight...!"  NOT when you leave the fucking wheels turned when you were demonstrating the back up camera.....!  Stop looking at the video camera and start looking over your shoulder like you used to, until you can get used to using the damn thing...  God, I'm taking some sleeping pills and going to bed. Nite all...!

Not sure what to say here Dad, I am just glad she didn't wreck the new car.

I have the new Accord also, takes a few days to get used to the camera but I'm a dude...women aren't typically great at reverse to begin with and the addition of a camera is a scary thought

[sfish]

Good morning CrackChip, Kling-OnDave and Tex

[sfish]

Time for work, BBl

Damn Tex, coming up fast on 20K posts. Tony should at least send a hoodie for your efforts

[Threebean]

Morning PoPoChip, Trainin'Dave, CommietownDave, and BiebsScott. 

[LSUFAN]

Morning PoPoChip, Trainin'Dave, CommietownDave, and BiebsScott.

Good morning Scott and Mark. 

[sfish]

Morning PoPoChip, Trainin'Dave, CommietownDave, and BiebsScott.

Morning Mark. I just "Made an Offer" at CI, they have free shipping and the La Imperiosa 4-pack sampler is on there. I offered $19.99 so I probably won't get them. DPG Blues are there also...oh yeah you bought 40 of those didn't you?

[LuvTooGolf]

Morning PoPoChip, Trainin'Dave, CommietownDave, and BiebsScott.

Morning Mark. I just "Made an Offer" at CI, they have free shipping and the La Imperiosa 4-pack sampler is on there. I offered $19.99 so I probably won't get them. DPG Blues are there also...oh yeah you bought 40 of those didn't you?

Made a couple offers last night, haven't gotten any responses yet. Though, they were all low balls, so I don't expect them to be approved, either.