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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #60 on: September 19, 2015, 07:58:03 AM »

Morning Chip. Made five dozen cinnamon rolls for a charity event. Now enjoying a cigar and some whiskey before I crash.
Cinnamon rolls sound good to me, I guess I am a little to far away for you to share some with me.
I was thinking the same.  Can almost smell them.
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #61 on: September 19, 2015, 07:59:17 AM »

good morning guys. EPC 2nd and coffee here. I have new neighbors. they like to yell at each other early in the morning. we are going to get along just fine.
Morning Dean, better you than me with the neighbors!
of course you know I don't mind my own business and hate domestic violence so you know what's going to happen eventually.
You going to get evicted?
or get arrested.
Sounds like the smart thing to do.
I did help get the level 2 sex offender in the park evicted. he was registered in Texas using that as his primary residence and didn't register here. we had 'words' when the owner of the park, security, the sheriff, and I confronted him.
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #62 on: September 19, 2015, 08:02:18 AM »

My wife came in the other night and was upset that her back up camera on her new car wasn't working.  I looked out the living room window and our street lights were off, and it was one of the darkest nights I've ever seen.  I said, "let me know how it works in the morning when the sun is up..."  The next morning she was happy because it started working again.  I said, "it's not broke, it just doesn't work in total darkness.."
or have the garage install spot lights for back up lights.
It should work with the backup lights already on it.
You should explain that to my wife.  I'm sure she will have an hour answer for you.
That is your problem not mine!  If me I would just tell mine to take the car to the dealer or stop backing up.
My problem......, ya got that right...!  43 years of it...  Now you know why I write so goofy on this banter..
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #63 on: September 19, 2015, 08:06:00 AM »

good morning guys. EPC 2nd and coffee here. I have new neighbors. they like to yell at each other early in the morning. we are going to get along just fine.
Morning Dean, better you than me with the neighbors!
of course you know I don't mind my own business and hate domestic violence so you know what's going to happen eventually.
You going to get evicted?
or get arrested.
Sounds like the smart thing to do.
I did help get the level 2 sex offender in the park evicted. he was registered in Texas using that as his primary residence and didn't register here. we had 'words' when the owner of the park, security, the sheriff, and I confronted him.
I think we have a law that if your caught taking a leak on the golf course, you'll go into the sex offender list. But I'm not completely sure since I don't play golf.
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #64 on: September 19, 2015, 08:14:07 AM »

good morning guys. EPC 2nd and coffee here. I have new neighbors. they like to yell at each other early in the morning. we are going to get along just fine.
Morning Dean, better you than me with the neighbors!
of course you know I don't mind my own business and hate domestic violence so you know what's going to happen eventually.
You going to get evicted?
or get arrested.
Sounds like the smart thing to do.
I did help get the level 2 sex offender in the park evicted. he was registered in Texas using that as his primary residence and didn't register here. we had 'words' when the owner of the park, security, the sheriff, and I confronted him.
I think we have a law that if your caught taking a leak on the golf course, you'll go into the sex offender list. But I'm not completely sure since I don't play golf.
never heard of that law, but I refuse to shake hands after a match with my partners.
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #65 on: September 19, 2015, 08:15:31 AM »

good morning guys. EPC 2nd and coffee here. I have new neighbors. they like to yell at each other early in the morning. we are going to get along just fine.
Morning Dean, better you than me with the neighbors!
of course you know I don't mind my own business and hate domestic violence so you know what's going to happen eventually.
You going to get evicted?
or get arrested.
Sounds like the smart thing to do.
I did help get the level 2 sex offender in the park evicted. he was registered in Texas using that as his primary residence and didn't register here. we had 'words' when the owner of the park, security, the sheriff, and I confronted him.
Then you got evicted and as I remember you said you learned your lesson and were going to mind your own business or something to that effect.  Next time the cease and desist order may be delivered by a bullet.
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #66 on: September 19, 2015, 08:17:23 AM »

Warden woke up so peace and quiet of the morning has ceased. :(
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #67 on: September 19, 2015, 08:20:25 AM »

Warden woke up so peace and quiet of the morning has ceased. :(
That happened to me over a hour ago. 
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #68 on: September 19, 2015, 08:25:16 AM »

Warden woke up so peace and quiet of the morning has ceased. :(
That happened to me over a hour ago.
You have my sympathy, I beg her to get more rest and sleep till lunch.
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #69 on: September 19, 2015, 08:35:41 AM »

I gott'a run... Later guys..!
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #70 on: September 19, 2015, 08:57:07 AM »

My wife came in the other night and was upset that her back up camera on her new car wasn't working.  I looked out the living room window and our street lights were off, and it was one of the darkest nights I've ever seen.  I said, "let me know how it works in the morning when the sun is up..."  The next morning she was happy because it started working again.  I said, "it's not broke, it just doesn't work in total darkness.."
or have the garage install spot lights for back up lights.
It should work with the backup lights already on it.
Not really, backup lights are pretty much like brake lights.  Meant to be seen by others, not for illumination.
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #71 on: September 19, 2015, 09:09:13 AM »

My wife came in the other night and was upset that her back up camera on her new car wasn't working.  I looked out the living room window and our street lights were off, and it was one of the darkest nights I've ever seen.  I said, "let me know how it works in the morning when the sun is up..."  The next morning she was happy because it started working again.  I said, "it's not broke, it just doesn't work in total darkness.."
or have the garage install spot lights for back up lights.
It should work with the backup lights already on it.
Not really, backup lights are pretty much like brake lights.  Meant to be seen by others, not for illumination.
On my car, it illuminates it fine.  Good morning, men.
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #72 on: September 19, 2015, 09:10:59 AM »

My wife came in the other night and was upset that her back up camera on her new car wasn't working.  I looked out the living room window and our street lights were off, and it was one of the darkest nights I've ever seen.  I said, "let me know how it works in the morning when the sun is up..."  The next morning she was happy because it started working again.  I said, "it's not broke, it just doesn't work in total darkness.."
or have the garage install spot lights for back up lights.
It should work with the backup lights already on it.
Not really, backup lights are pretty much like brake lights.  Meant to be seen by others, not for illumination.
Beep,..  Beep...  Beep...
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #73 on: September 19, 2015, 09:19:58 AM »

My wife came in the other night and was upset that her back up camera on her new car wasn't working.  I looked out the living room window and our street lights were off, and it was one of the darkest nights I've ever seen.  I said, "let me know how it works in the morning when the sun is up..."  The next morning she was happy because it started working again.  I said, "it's not broke, it just doesn't work in total darkness.."
or have the garage install spot lights for back up lights.
It should work with the backup lights already on it.
Not really, backup lights are pretty much like brake lights.  Meant to be seen by others, not for illumination.
Works fine on Wardens Jeep
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Re: 9/19/2015
« Reply #74 on: September 19, 2015, 09:20:45 AM »

My wife came in the other night and was upset that her back up camera on her new car wasn't working.  I looked out the living room window and our street lights were off, and it was one of the darkest nights I've ever seen.  I said, "let me know how it works in the morning when the sun is up..."  The next morning she was happy because it started working again.  I said, "it's not broke, it just doesn't work in total darkness.."
or have the garage install spot lights for back up lights.
It should work with the backup lights already on it.
Not really, backup lights are pretty much like brake lights.  Meant to be seen by others, not for illumination.
On my car, it illuminates it fine.  Good morning, men.
Morning Mayor T, another full day of kiddy duties for you?
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