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[Threebean]

Hemingway Classic fired up for the first kickoff.

At the LR airport. Was ' randomly selected " for TSA touchy feely.  And the plane will be late. Funny, I didn't see you, but you must be here.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Hemingway Classic fired up for the first kickoff.

At the LR airport. Was ' randomly selected " for TSA touchy feely.  And the plane will be late. Funny, I didn't see you, but you must be here.

[Travellin Dave]

My wife came in the other night and was upset that her back up camera on her new car wasn't working.  I looked out the living room window and our street lights were off, and it was one of the darkest nights I've ever seen.  I said, "let me know how it works in the morning when the sun is up..."  The next morning she was happy because it started working again.  I said, "it's not broke, it just doesn't work in total darkness.."

or have the garage install spot lights for back up lights.

It should work with the backup lights already on it.

Not really, backup lights are pretty much like brake lights.  Meant to be seen by others, not for illumination.

On my car, it illuminates it fine.  Good morning, men.

Morning Mayor T, another full day of kiddy duties for you?

Yup.  Been out since 7:30.  Boys just finished a soccer game.  We don't keep score at this early age but Max might have mentioned that they won 11-1. 

LOL, some adults actually believe this kids are not keeping score.

I'm cool with that.  Anyhoo, gotta get to the next game.  See yuz.

Win!

No....it's not important to win.  It's important to play well, have fun and feel good about yourself.
That way you are sure to be emotionally fragile and totally unprepared for the real world.

LMFAO!  I'm with ya.  My wife yells at me that I need to stop preaching to the kids how much life sucks.  Oh well.

Tell her you'll adjust to life is OK, it's married life that sucks!

[Travellin Dave]

Hemingway Classic fired up for the first kickoff.

At the LR airport. Was ' randomly selected " for TSA touchy feely.  And the plane will be late. Funny, I didn't see you, but you must be here.

You wearing those tight jeans again?  Sooie?

[South Carolina Redfish]

Hemingway Classic fired up for the first kickoff.

At the LR airport. Was ' randomly selected " for TSA touchy feely.  And the plane will be late. Funny, I didn't see you, but you must be here.

You wearing those tight jeans again?  Sooie?

LMFAO

[Threebean]

Hemingway Classic fired up for the first kickoff.

At the LR airport. Was ' randomly selected " for TSA touchy feely.  And the plane will be late. Funny, I didn't see you, but you must be here.

You wearing those tight jeans again?  Sooie?

I should have known throwing him a wink was a bad idea.

[Travellin Dave]

First beer info for the day:
Did you know the Dos Equis  "Most Interesting Man in the World" guy is Jonathan Goldsmith who is Jewish and from NY?

[cigarbreath]

My wife came in the other night and was upset that her back up camera on her new car wasn't working.  I looked out the living room window and our street lights were off, and it was one of the darkest nights I've ever seen.  I said, "let me know how it works in the morning when the sun is up..."  The next morning she was happy because it started working again.  I said, "it's not broke, it just doesn't work in total darkness.."

or have the garage install spot lights for back up lights.

It should work with the backup lights already on it.

Not really, backup lights are pretty much like brake lights.  Meant to be seen by others, not for illumination.

On my car, it illuminates it fine.  Good morning, men.

Morning Mayor T, another full day of kiddy duties for you?

Yup.  Been out since 7:30.  Boys just finished a soccer game.  We don't keep score at this early age but Max might have mentioned that they won 11-1. 

LOL, some adults actually believe this kids are not keeping score.

I'm cool with that.  Anyhoo, gotta get to the next game.  See yuz.

Win!

No....it's not important to win.  It's important to play well, have fun and feel good about yourself.
That way you are sure to be emotionally fragile and totally unprepared for the real world.

LMFAO!  I'm with ya.  My wife yells at me that I need to stop preaching to the kids how much life sucks.  Oh well.

But it does! Da trut and nuthin' but dat trut! Yo Antnee!

I'm with ya Mikey.  I'm already resolved to the fact that I will always be wrong.

Whatever gave you the idea you could ever be right?

Indeed. His relative youth betrays a glimmer of idealism and fairness, only recently extinguished.

LMAO!

[cigarbreath]

Hemingway Classic fired up for the first kickoff.

At the LR airport. Was ' randomly selected " for TSA touchy feely.  And the plane will be late. Funny, I didn't see you, but you must be here.

TSA messin' with the Bean's junk?  Or a cavity "search"?

[South Carolina Redfish]

First beer info for the day:
Did you know the Dos Equis  "Most Interesting Man in the World" guy is Jonathan Goldsmith who is Jewish and from NY?

No but As Seen On TV is usually a fraud.  IMHO it is crappy beer too.

[Travellin Dave]

Second disturbing beer info:
Budweiser and Miller (those two foreign commie beer companies) are talking merger?

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/cdc5b87f466748b6ba978ac8b69ea385/anheuser-busch-inbev-makes-takeover-approach-sabmiller

[Travellin Dave]

Hemingway Classic fired up for the first kickoff.

At the LR airport. Was ' randomly selected " for TSA touchy feely.  And the plane will be late. Funny, I didn't see you, but you must be here.

TSA messin' with the Bean's junk?  Or a cavity "search"?

He was hoping for both.
then maybe go out to the private TSA lounge for a cigar.

[Travellin Dave]

First beer info for the day:
Did you know the Dos Equis  "Most Interesting Man in the World" guy is Jonathan Goldsmith who is Jewish and from NY?

No but As Seen On TV is usually a fraud.  IMHO it is crappy beer too.

I enjoy the amber on occasion.

[Threebean]

Hemingway Classic fired up for the first kickoff.

At the LR airport. Was ' randomly selected " for TSA touchy feely.  And the plane will be late. Funny, I didn't see you, but you must be here.

TSA messin' with the Bean's junk?  Or a cavity "search"?

He was hoping for both.
then maybe go out to the private TSA lounge for a cigar.

The TSA humi was full of confiscated Cubans, so there was that. 

[Threebean]

First beer info for the day:
Did you know the Dos Equis  "Most Interesting Man in the World" guy is Jonathan Goldsmith who is Jewish and from NY?

No but As Seen On TV is usually a fraud.  IMHO it is crappy beer too.

I enjoy the amber on occasion.

One of the better Mexican beers, which isn't saying a lot, but whatever.