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Re: 6/23/2015
« Reply #135 on: June 23, 2015, 12:32:12 PM »

Happy Tuesday, all, my last one here.  Start the new gig Friday.  I was told yesterday that my day off will be Mondays (4/10 schedule), which is great because if one of the many government holidays falls on a Monday, I get an extra day to take off during the year.  Woohoo!
So you start, work one day and then get a paid day off?
Sounds like you're in the right place.
County starts new hires at the start of a pay period, which is a Friday.  So I'll go in Friday, then recover from the full day of work for the first time in almost a year with a nice three day weekend.
And the following weekend is a four-day weekend?
Yeah, it will be.  Off Friday for 4th of July, then off the Monday after.  I'm actually out of town all next week, same Florida trip we took last year to visit my grandma.  So one day of work, whole week off, recovery day after getting back to San Diego on Sunday.  It'll be unpaid, though, since I won't have accrued any time off yet, but whatever.
Even better, start job, work one day, then vacation day, work four then vacation week.
How did I do it so wrong....?
Correction...work one day then weekend, then four days (probably all orientation) followed by four day weekend, then four day vacation....
How about I just let you know when I actually start working...
Hell, I may be retired by then.
Naw, he'll be a good boy for the first few weeks, get some good government production (oxymoron?) under his belt before the beer and cigar talk draws him back.  Shaun has blazed the trail in that regard.
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Re: 6/23/2015
« Reply #136 on: June 23, 2015, 12:33:02 PM »

Well what part of me will fall apart next, oh yeah it already did my blood pressure was way too high which has not been an issue for 4 or 5 years.   Blame that on the fuk'n swimming pool pissing me off.    Final tally is 4 fillings, 4 crowns and some incidentals.  $5,814.00 with 7 visits 4 of them 2-3 hours.   Insurance will help but it exceeds the annual policy limit.
Yikes, how long has it been?
Oh, and don't ask that first question again....probably don't want the answer.
A while because my dentist retired and i put off finding another one but shit is just all getting old and coming apart, crowns (some 30 years old) have small cracks in them and need new ones, old fillings are tired and loose, that sort of stuff.  Expensive things but as to the true dental health status not major.   Blood pressure back up is really what is most concerning by far, that means no more beer just whiskey and wine along with going back to my Mediterranean lifestyle.
Mediterranean lifestyle? you combing the beach for mussels, eating fresh caught seafood with olive oil?  wearing striped shirts and gondola hats?  hello everybody...
Well, either that or Greek EVOO enemas...
Maybe the dentist can administer that procedure
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Re: 6/23/2015
« Reply #137 on: June 23, 2015, 12:38:04 PM »

Dick Van Patten, who delighted fans with comic turns on shows like “The Love Boat” and “Eight Is Enough,” has passed away at the age of 86.
Yes, he delighted all three of his fans.  RIP, though.
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Re: 6/23/2015
« Reply #138 on: June 23, 2015, 12:39:58 PM »

fucking Liberals and their laws. we give trophies to losers so we don't anyone's feelings but I can't smoke a cigar on the beach!
Someone called you out on it?  No such rule here in TX.
You can even smoke on the beach in North Korea.
When they get done emptying machine guns into you, you'll smoke like crazy.
Plus you have to procure a conforming coiffure.
You can do it yourself...but you still have to pay the Great Leader for the privilege of wearing his haircut.  And if you don't wear his haircut, they cut off your head.
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Re: 6/23/2015
« Reply #139 on: June 23, 2015, 12:44:11 PM »

fucking Commies all of them!
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Re: 6/23/2015
« Reply #140 on: June 23, 2015, 12:44:31 PM »

Yummm had a fresh warm carrot and raisen whole grain mufffin for lunch and tasted just like a hamburger!
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Re: 6/23/2015
« Reply #141 on: June 23, 2015, 12:45:08 PM »

fucking Commies all of them!
CG and I been telling you moth'r Fookers that for a year.
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Re: 6/23/2015
« Reply #142 on: June 23, 2015, 12:48:04 PM »

fucking Commies all of them!
CG and I been telling you moth'r Fookers that for a year.
Yes, but you don't draw any distinctions between Commies and Fascists.
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Re: 6/23/2015
« Reply #143 on: June 23, 2015, 12:49:53 PM »

fucking Commies all of them!
CG and I been telling you moth'r Fookers that for a year.
Yes, but you don't draw any distinctions between Commies and Fascists.
We can't do everything for you.
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Re: 6/23/2015
« Reply #144 on: June 23, 2015, 12:53:53 PM »

Yummm had a fresh warm carrot and raisin whole grain mufffin for lunch and tasted just like a hamburger!
OK, just where do you folks get your beef from in Texas? 
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Re: 6/23/2015
« Reply #145 on: June 23, 2015, 12:54:45 PM »

fucking Commies all of them!
CG and I been telling you moth'r Fookers that for a year.
Yes, but you don't draw any distinctions between Commies and Fascists.
didn't the fascists wear brown shirts?
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Re: 6/23/2015
« Reply #146 on: June 23, 2015, 12:56:45 PM »

fucking Commies all of them!
CG and I been telling you moth'r Fookers that for a year.
Yes, but you don't draw any distinctions between Commies and Fascists.
didn't the fascists wear brown shirts?
No, you got them confused with UPS drivers. ;)   Nazi's wore brown shirts didn't they?
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Re: 6/23/2015
« Reply #147 on: June 23, 2015, 12:56:58 PM »

Nazi Tuesday now, oh wait a minute Travellin Dave already posted that.
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Re: 6/23/2015
« Reply #148 on: June 23, 2015, 01:22:08 PM »

fucking Commies all of them!
CG and I been telling you moth'r Fookers that for a year.
Yes, but you don't draw any distinctions between Commies and Fascists.
didn't the fascists wear brown shirts?
No, you got them confused with UPS drivers. ;)   Nazi's wore brown shirts didn't they?
Some did, early on.  And Nazi's were Fascists masquerading as socialists.  There is a difference, however slight.
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Re: 6/23/2015
« Reply #149 on: June 23, 2015, 01:24:41 PM »

All caught up and it wasn't pretty. Afternoon Joe, Bret, flip, Mark. Is it me or could Dean have smiled in that picture?
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