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[Bad Dad]

The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....

I've always felt sorry for Monica.  I think she got sucked into a bad deal.

How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.

Maybe we could get CI to name a cigar after her....?

Already done: Gurkha

I guess it would sound like that...!  Gurka, gurka, gurka, oouuugh...!

My wife has been hinting about a new car for running around town in.  She wants one of those Kia Souls, because she thinks the Hamsters are cute.  She just wants an automatic, and air.  Does anyone know anything about the Souls...?

[LuvTooGolf]

Good morning LeBron's exposed junk

Bet it looked better than they did last night. Sheesh.

Was this the head-first close up into the camera man?

Wonder if those hair plugs are still under warranty? 

Lol, hope so. We were halfway up in the upper deck. My mom texted me saying his head looked pretty messed up. I told her it didn't look that bad to us.

[LuvTooGolf]

The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....

I've always felt sorry for Monica.  I think she got sucked into a bad deal.

How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.

Maybe we could get CI to name a cigar after her....?

Already done: Gurkha

I guess it would sound like that...!  Gurka, gurka, gurka, oouuugh...!

My wife has been hinting about a new car for running around town in.  She wants one of those Kia Souls, because she thinks the Hamsters are cute.  She just wants an automatic, and air.  Does anyone know anything about the Souls...?

We own one. Like it a lot, very little trunk space. Grocery shopping can be like playing Tetris at times, but we like it enough that it isn't a big deal.

[BackyardSmoker]

My CBID order will arrive tomorrow, I couldn't resist buying the new Xikar Turrim Lighter

Good lookin' lighter. I have an EllipseII that is similar. Like it a lot, but it does go through butane at a pretty good clip. You can practically see the level go down when you light it.

[BackyardSmoker]

The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....

I've always felt sorry for Monica.  I think she got sucked into a bad deal.

How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.

Maybe we could get CI to name a cigar after her....?

Already done: Gurkha

I guess it would sound like that...!  Gurka, gurka, gurka, oouuugh...!

My wife has been hinting about a new car for running around town in.  She wants one of those Kia Souls, because she thinks the Hamsters are cute.  She just wants an automatic, and air.  Does anyone know anything about the Souls...?

Maybe you should hint for her to get a second job! haha. jk

[BackyardSmoker]

Good morning LeBron's exposed junk

Bet it looked better than they did last night. Sheesh.

Was this the head-first close up into the camera man?

Wonder if those hair plugs are still under warranty? 

Lol, hope so. We were halfway up in the upper deck. My mom texted me saying his head looked pretty messed up. I told her it didn't look that bad to us.

It looked more substantial when he finally took the towel off his head.  Not a complete cut circle, more like (  )

[BackyardSmoker]

Looks like somebody bought all the MiAmor's on the monster again this morning... not that I need any. Actually nice to see something different now and again.

[LuvTooGolf]

Good morning LeBron's exposed junk

Bet it looked better than they did last night. Sheesh.

Was this the head-first close up into the camera man?

Wonder if those hair plugs are still under warranty? 

Lol, hope so. We were halfway up in the upper deck. My mom texted me saying his head looked pretty messed up. I told her it didn't look that bad to us.

It looked more substantial when he finally took the towel off his head.  Not a complete cut circle, more like (  )

Yeah, saw a picture of it this morning. Looked pretty nasty. We could tell it was bleeding at the time, but couldn't see much more than that, and they didn't put it up on the big screen, obviously.

[Bad Dad]

Good morning LeBron's exposed junk

Bet it looked better than they did last night. Sheesh.

Was this the head-first close up into the camera man?

Wonder if those hair plugs are still under warranty? 

Lol, hope so. We were halfway up in the upper deck. My mom texted me saying his head looked pretty messed up. I told her it didn't look that bad to us.

I asked my grand-daughter how did she like my haircut.  She said the barber cut too much off of the back (referring to my bald spot...)

[Threebean]

Good morning LeBron's exposed junk

Bet it looked better than they did last night. Sheesh.

Was this the head-first close up into the camera man?
Wonder if those hair plugs are still under warranty? 

Lol, hope so. We were halfway up in the upper deck. My mom texted me saying his head looked pretty messed up. I told her it didn't look that bad to us.

Yeah, I'm sure it hurt, but sheesh, he acted like his head was on fire.  He's a drama queen. 

[BackyardSmoker]

Good morning LeBron's exposed junk

Bet it looked better than they did last night. Sheesh.

Was this the head-first close up into the camera man?

Wonder if those hair plugs are still under warranty? 

Lol, hope so. We were halfway up in the upper deck. My mom texted me saying his head looked pretty messed up. I told her it didn't look that bad to us.

It looked more substantial when he finally took the towel off his head.  Not a complete cut circle, more like (  )

Yeah, saw a picture of it this morning. Looked pretty nasty. We could tell it was bleeding at the time, but couldn't see much more than that, and they didn't put it up on the big screen, obviously.

Classic dumbass sideline reporting as usual too. "Did you get stitches? No, glue. Do you have a headache? Ya, I have a headache"... sheesh

[Bad Dad]

The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....

I've always felt sorry for Monica.  I think she got sucked into a bad deal.

How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.

Maybe we could get CI to name a cigar after her....?

Already done: Gurkha

I guess it would sound like that...!  Gurka, gurka, gurka, oouuugh...!

My wife has been hinting about a new car for running around town in.  She wants one of those Kia Souls, because she thinks the Hamsters are cute.  She just wants an automatic, and air.  Does anyone know anything about the Souls...?

We own one. Like it a lot, very little trunk space. Grocery shopping can be like playing Tetris at times, but we like it enough that it isn't a big deal.

Everyone I talk to, love them.  What did you get on your...?  And what engine did you get (1.6L or 2.0L)...?  Oh, and gas mileage, I was sort of worried about that.

[BackyardSmoker]

The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....

I've always felt sorry for Monica.  I think she got sucked into a bad deal.

How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.

Maybe we could get CI to name a cigar after her....?

Already done: Gurkha

I guess it would sound like that...!  Gurka, gurka, gurka, oouuugh...!

My wife has been hinting about a new car for running around town in.  She wants one of those Kia Souls, because she thinks the Hamsters are cute.  She just wants an automatic, and air.  Does anyone know anything about the Souls...?

We own one. Like it a lot, very little trunk space. Grocery shopping can be like playing Tetris at times, but we like it enough that it isn't a big deal.

Everyone I talk to, love them.  What did you get on your...?  And what engine did you get (1.6L or 2.0L)...?  Oh, and gas mileage, I was sort of worried about that.

Worried about gas milage when the BIG engine is the 2.0... come on BD.

[Threebean]

Good morning LeBron's exposed junk

Bet it looked better than they did last night. Sheesh.

Was this the head-first close up into the camera man?
Wonder if those hair plugs are still under warranty? 

Lol, hope so. We were halfway up in the upper deck. My mom texted me saying his head looked pretty messed up. I told her it didn't look that bad to us.

It looked more substantial when he finally took the towel off his head.  Not a complete cut circle, more like (  )

Yeah, saw a picture of it this morning. Looked pretty nasty. We could tell it was bleeding at the time, but couldn't see much more than that, and they didn't put it up on the big screen, obviously.

Classic dumbass sideline reporting as usual too. "Did you get stitches? No, glue. Do you have a headache? Ya, I have a headache"... sheesh

The press needs to be in the first row, not sitting 12" out-of-bounds.  And yes, every after action press conference, regardless of the sport, is inane.

[Bad Dad]

The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....

I've always felt sorry for Monica.  I think she got sucked into a bad deal.

How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.

Maybe we could get CI to name a cigar after her....?

Already done: Gurkha

I guess it would sound like that...!  Gurka, gurka, gurka, oouuugh...!

My wife has been hinting about a new car for running around town in.  She wants one of those Kia Souls, because she thinks the Hamsters are cute.  She just wants an automatic, and air.  Does anyone know anything about the Souls...?

Maybe you should hint for her to get a second job! haha. jk

I was working on the angle that she would have to loose a little weight, and wear one of those sexy mouse costumes.  Am I stooping too low again....?  Or maybe I'm ok while Dean and TR are not here..?