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[Travellin Dave]

is it Monday yet?

I feel bad for Mondays sometimes. If Monday was a person, I’m pretty sure it would feel bad for itself. It is universally hated, with little exception. Monday is one of those days that is bullied and kicked around by everyone: it is universally cursed and loathed, through no fault of its own. When I think about Monday, I imagine a tiny, furry animal crouching in fear, while several large, hairy creatures gang up against it.

God created the “heavens and the earth” on Monday, and light and darkness. If it were not for this day that you so loathe, you wouldn’t be alive.

You learn that one at the service the other week?

[BackyardSmoker]

Happy Friday, Banteritos

[South Carolina Redfish]

The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....

I've always felt sorry for Monica.  I think she got sucked into a bad deal.

How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.

[Bad Dad]

My CBID order will arrive tomorrow, I couldn't resist buying the new Xikar Turrim Lighter

Happy Father's Day!

The only person around here that remembers Father's Day is my daughter-in-law...

[South Carolina Redfish]

Happy Friday, Banteritos

Morning BS

[BackyardSmoker]

is it Monday yet?

I feel bad for Mondays sometimes. If Monday was a person, I’m pretty sure it would feel bad for itself. It is universally hated, with little exception. Monday is one of those days that is bullied and kicked around by everyone: it is universally cursed and loathed, through no fault of its own. When I think about Monday, I imagine a tiny, furry animal crouching in fear, while several large, hairy creatures gang up against it.

God created the “heavens and the earth” on Monday, and light and darkness. If it were not for this day that you so loathe, you wouldn’t be alive.

Simple solution would be to just make Monday part of the new 3-day weekend, making Tuesday the new asshole of the week.

[Travellin Dave]

Why all this talk of Monday's....its just Friday...sheesh

[Bad Dad]

Good morning Nubs....!

Morning Dad

Helloooooo TR....  Did you hear about that lemon stand they busted in Texas yesterday...?  I heard the 250 lb cop threw that 7 year old girl down to the ground, sat on her and cuffed her, while she was crying, "call my mommy...!"  Or was that another story...?

[South Carolina Redfish]

is it Monday yet?

I feel bad for Mondays sometimes. If Monday was a person, I’m pretty sure it would feel bad for itself. It is universally hated, with little exception. Monday is one of those days that is bullied and kicked around by everyone: it is universally cursed and loathed, through no fault of its own. When I think about Monday, I imagine a tiny, furry animal crouching in fear, while several large, hairy creatures gang up against it.

God created the “heavens and the earth” on Monday, and light and darkness. If it were not for this day that you so loathe, you wouldn’t be alive.

Simple solution would be to just make Monday part of the new 3-day weekend, making Tuesday the new asshole of the week.

I have that option but I more see it as making Friday the asshole and sure don't want that!

[BackyardSmoker]

The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....

I've always felt sorry for Monica.  I think she got sucked into a bad deal.

How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.

Yeah, I think she's parlayed her hand job bag company into a good money maker.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Good morning Nubs....!

Morning Dad

Helloooooo TR....  Did you hear about that lemon stand they busted in Texas yesterday...?  I heard the 250 lb cop threw that 7 year old girl down to the ground, sat on her and cuffed her, while she was crying, "call my mommy...!"  Or was that another story...?

Just what she needed too so she does not grow up like her mother.

[BackyardSmoker]

is it Monday yet?

I feel bad for Mondays sometimes. If Monday was a person, I’m pretty sure it would feel bad for itself. It is universally hated, with little exception. Monday is one of those days that is bullied and kicked around by everyone: it is universally cursed and loathed, through no fault of its own. When I think about Monday, I imagine a tiny, furry animal crouching in fear, while several large, hairy creatures gang up against it.

God created the “heavens and the earth” on Monday, and light and darkness. If it were not for this day that you so loathe, you wouldn’t be alive.

Simple solution would be to just make Monday part of the new 3-day weekend, making Tuesday the new asshole of the week.

I have that option but I more see it as making Friday the asshole and sure don't want that!

Why? Tuesdays are already for airing grievances and general bitching... I think it would fit right in and be less noticeable.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Why all this talk of Monday's....its just Friday...sheesh

Why Else - DEAN!

[Bad Dad]

is it Monday yet?

I feel bad for Mondays sometimes. If Monday was a person, I’m pretty sure it would feel bad for itself. It is universally hated, with little exception. Monday is one of those days that is bullied and kicked around by everyone: it is universally cursed and loathed, through no fault of its own. When I think about Monday, I imagine a tiny, furry animal crouching in fear, while several large, hairy creatures gang up against it.

God created the “heavens and the earth” on Monday, and light and darkness. If it were not for this day that you so loathe, you wouldn’t be alive.

You learn that one at the service the other week?

Ba Dup, Dup....  And now for my next trick, watch this glass of water very closely (hic-cup...)

[BackyardSmoker]

I know, GFY.

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