The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....
I've always felt sorry for Monica. I think she got sucked into a bad deal.
How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.
Maybe we could get CI to name a cigar after her....?
Already done: Gurkha
I guess it would sound like that...! Gurka, gurka, gurka, oouuugh...!
My wife has been hinting about a new car for running around town in. She wants one of those Kia Souls, because she thinks the Hamsters are cute. She just wants an automatic, and air. Does anyone know anything about the Souls...?
Maybe you should hint for her to get a second job! haha. jk
I was working on the angle that she would have to loose a little weight, and wear one of those sexy mouse costumes. Am I stooping too low again....? Or maybe I'm ok while Dean and TR are not here..? 
And, of course, this is where I enter the conversation. Sheesh. I've gotta get better timing.
Morning, muchachos. Spent most of yesterday evening yanking the transmission out of my Toyota pickup to change the clutch. Fun times. But I had some friends helping, and we smoked some 5-Vegas Triple A's. There are worse ways to spend an evening.
This space for rent.