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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #90 on: June 12, 2015, 09:27:27 AM »

Alright Deadbeats I got to mow the grass before it gets 90 degrees!  Later.
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #91 on: June 12, 2015, 09:27:52 AM »

Why all this talk of Monday's....its just Friday...sheesh

At least there's talk.... now, go play with your cartons!  ;)
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #92 on: June 12, 2015, 09:28:13 AM »

Morning Dave, Dave, Chip, Dave, biebs, bikerladyboytoy.
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #93 on: June 12, 2015, 09:29:22 AM »

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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #94 on: June 12, 2015, 09:29:37 AM »

Happy Friday, Banteritos
Morning BS

Morning, Dave. Good luck with that lawn. Gonna be +90° and muggy here all weekend. Not looking forward to the yardwork myself.
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #95 on: June 12, 2015, 09:31:05 AM »

Happy Friday, Banteritos
Morn'n BS..!

Hey, BD. How were the wings? or did you just drink your dinner?
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #96 on: June 12, 2015, 09:32:24 AM »

The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....
I've always felt sorry for Monica.  I think she got sucked into a bad deal.
How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.
Maybe we could get CI to name a cigar after her....?
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #97 on: June 12, 2015, 09:32:58 AM »

The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....
I've always felt sorry for Monica.  I think she got sucked into a bad deal.
How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.
Maybe we could get CI to name a cigar after her....?
Already done: Gurkha
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #98 on: June 12, 2015, 09:33:30 AM »

Good morning Nubs....!
Morning Dad
Helloooooo TR....  Did you hear about that lemon stand they busted in Texas yesterday...?  I heard the 250 lb cop threw that 7 year old girl down to the ground, sat on her and cuffed her, while she was crying, "call my mommy...!"  Or was that another story...?

That was the basic premise. He didn't buy a glass either, so he got fired resigned.
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #99 on: June 12, 2015, 09:33:53 AM »

Why all this talk of Monday's....its just Friday...sheesh
You know what they say, "Friday is just that much closer to Monday...!"
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #100 on: June 12, 2015, 09:37:53 AM »

Happy Friday, Banteritos
Morn'n BS..!

Hey, BD. How were the wings? or did you just drink your dinner?
The wings turned out very good.  I didn't burn a one...!  I think I'll freeze the rest for those late night snacks... :)  If I get energetic today, I'm thinking about making enchiladas.  Oh that reminds me, I need to thaw out my hamburger.
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #101 on: June 12, 2015, 09:38:10 AM »

Good morning LeBron's exposed junk
Bet it looked better than they did last night. Sheesh.

Was this the head-first close up into the camera man?

Wonder if those hair plugs are still under warranty?  ???
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #102 on: June 12, 2015, 09:39:12 AM »

The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....
I've always felt sorry for Monica.  I think she got sucked into a bad deal.
How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.
Maybe we could get CI to name a cigar after her....?
Already done: Gurkha
I guess it would sound like that...!  Gurka, gurka, gurka, oouuugh...!
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #103 on: June 12, 2015, 09:39:47 AM »

Happy Friday, Banteritos
Morn'n BS..!

Hey, BD. How were the wings? or did you just drink your dinner?
The wings turned out very good.  I didn't burn a one...!  I think I'll freeze the rest for those late night snacks... :)  If I get energetic today, I'm thinking about making enchiladas.  Oh that reminds me, I need to thaw out my hamburger.

"Thaw out my hamburger" somehow sounds like code coming from you. lol.
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #104 on: June 12, 2015, 09:43:39 AM »

Why all this talk of Monday's....its just Friday...sheesh
You know what they say, "Friday is just that much closer to Monday...!"

What do "they" know. They are a bunch of jerks anyway.
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